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Chapter 88 Helping out
Yang Xuan had not danced much and was not very good at it, but one did not need to know how to dance to the Internationale. It had no fixed steps and no cool techniques. It could be freely developed, and even a bit of radio gymnastics could be done.

In addition, the Internationale is sung in many languages, and each language has many different translations.

But no matter which language or version, it is calling on people to rise up. This is the final struggle, and we must be the masters of the world!

So as long as you dance in a positive way and are not afraid of oppression, it is fine and correct.

Yang Xuan thought about it in his mind, but couldn't think of anything suitable, so he finally performed a set of Five Animal Play.

This is the memory passed down by Medicine King Sun Simiao.

According to Medicine King himself, a big reason why he could live to such an old age was because he often practiced the Five Animal Exercises.

According to the divine doctor Hua Tuo, it can also cure diseases and benefit the hooves and feet, and it can be used as a guide. If you feel uncomfortable, get up and play the game of a bird, you will feel relaxed and sweat, then apply powder, your body will feel light and you will want to eat. If you practice this, you will be over 90 years old, your ears and eyes will be sharp, and your teeth will be strong and perfect.

Commander Rabbit also said that the body is the capital of revolution!
Therefore, it is appropriate to perform the Five Animal Exercises at this time.

What's more, the staff played the Tibetan version of the Internationale, which neither Yang Xuan nor Lina could understand.

If you don't understand, then just let yourself go.

Plus, considering the fatigue from the journey, it might be nice to jump around and stretch your muscles.

However, when Yang Xuan jumped like that, Lina and the foreign audiences were all stunned.

It was so weird, they had never seen such a dance before.

Not to mention them, not many people in Rabbit Country have seen the Five Animal Play. Most of them have only heard of the name of the Five Animal Play.

Everyone felt very strange seeing Yang Xuan sometimes acting like a monkey, sometimes a tiger, sometimes a bear, and sometimes a deer.

Just when everyone was puzzled, a foreign audience suddenly exclaimed.

[OMG! Could Yang be jumping the legendary Rabbit Country Kung Fu?! ]

[I know! It's Monkey Fist! Jack Cheng used it in the movie! Although it's not quite the same as Yang's, the gestures are very similar! ]

[Oh my God! Yang actually hid it so well, and he didn't even tell me in advance that he knew Kung Fu. He almost tricked me into going to Rabbit Country to duel with him! ]

[NO! This can't be Kung Fu, it's too slow, and there's no offensive moves at all! ]

[I am a boxing coach. To me, this is more like a warm-up exercise! But I have never seen such a warm-up exercise.]

"Yang, what are you dancing to?"

Lina, who was dancing awkwardly, couldn't help but ask out of curiosity.

"Five Animal Exercises."

Yang Xuan smiled slightly.

The Rabbit Country audience immediately exclaimed in surprise upon hearing this.

[It's actually the Five Animals Exercises! I wonder why this is so strange!]

[Awesome, Brother Xuan can actually do the Five Animals Exercises, no wonder he has such good physique.]

[I finally understand why my sister-in-law had a limp when she got out of bed the next day! Brother Xuan practices this every day, who can stand it! ]

[I heard that if you practice Wu Qin Xi for a long time, you will be able to fight even when you are fifty years old! ]

[So powerful? How did you train? Can it help me break through the two and a half minute curse? ]

[Upstairs, how long? ]

"Five Animal Exercises? What is that?"

Lina still didn't understand, she had never heard of this term.

Foreign audiences are similar and have no idea about the Five Animal Play.

“It is an ancient fitness technique that can harmonize the relationship between the body and nature, strengthen the body and prevent disease.”

"Long-term practice of Wu Qin Xi is indeed beneficial to physical and mental health, enhancing immunity, improving the respiratory system, promoting the digestive system, strengthening skeletal muscles and bone strength, helping to relieve stress and anxiety, improving sleep quality, improving balance and flexibility, promoting blood circulation, and delaying aging."

Yang Xuan briefly introduced the Five Animal Exercises.

However, just a brief introduction was enough to make Lina and the foreign audiences stunned, as if they were listening to a mystery.

"Yang, are the effects you said true? Can it also delay aging?"

Lina's face was full of surprise. For women, what is the most important thing besides men?

Of course it’s the appearance!
It can even be said that for women, this is almost as important as for men!

In order to delay aging, many women inject hyaluronic acid into their faces and apply various expensive skin care products.

If this Five Animal Exercises is really as magical as Yang Xuan said, how much money can it save women all over the world on skin care products?

"of course it's true!"

“Many people who practiced Wu Qin Xi for a long time lived to be over 100 years old!”

"And they rarely get sick in their lives!"

"For example, Fan A, a disciple of the great doctor Hua Tuo, and the King of Medicine Sun Simiao, both lived to be over a hundred years old by practicing the Five Animal Play!"

"Sima Yi, who outlived three generations of the Cao family, lived to be 73 by practicing the Five Animals Exercises. His younger brother Sima Fu even lived to be 93 by practicing the Five Animals Exercises!"

"You know, it's rare for a person to live to 60. In the Rabbit Country, in ancient times, it was very rare for a person to live to , not to mention or ! It was extremely rare."

"The legendary doctor Hua Tuo said in the Book of the Later Han Dynasty: If you practice this method, you will be over 90 years old and your ears and eyes will be sharp, and your teeth will be strong and healthy."

"Apart from dental implants, what else can modern technology do to enable people to have sharp eyesight and good hearing at the age of 90, with intact and strong teeth?"

Yang Xuan randomly cited a few familiar examples.

Lina and the foreign audience were stunned after hearing this.

[OMG! Not to mention the ancient times, even nowadays, there are very few people who can live to be 90 or 100 years old! Mazhe Fuck, I don’t even know if I can live to be 60!]

[Princess Lina, please ask Yang for me. My immunity is low and I often get tonsillitis and fever. Can practicing the Five Animals Exercises really enhance my immunity? ]

[I studied Western medicine and have never heard of the Five Animals Exercises, but I have heard of the great doctor Hua Tuo. Even Hua Tuo said this, so it must be true! Princess Lina, please talk to Yang and ask him to practice it again. I will definitely study it seriously!]

[Does anyone know if the Five Animals Exercises of Rabbit Country have a patent? If so, can you sell it to Foot Basin Country? I can ask for any price! ]

[FUCK! Get lost, you guys from Jiaoben Country, you guys secretly bought so many Chinese medicine prescriptions, and now you even don't let go of the Five Animals Exercise! I, South Korea, will never agree to this! As everyone knows, Chinese medicine and the Five Animals Exercise are from our South Korea! ]

[Mazhefuk! Go pick up watermelon rinds, South Koreans! Everything is yours, why don’t you think about why Chinese medicine is called Chinese medicine?! ]

The foreign audiences were arguing a lot, but they all took the Five Animal Exercises very seriously and clamored for Yang Xuan to practice it again and teach them how to do it.

Even Lina wants to learn it.

But she didn't know whether she should speak up about this kind of thing, especially since there were so many foreigners in the live broadcast room.

If Yang Xuan practices it again, the Five Animal Exercises will surely be learned by people from all over the world.

As if seeing the struggle in Lina's heart, Yang Xuan smiled slightly.

"Fool, I would practice the Five Animals Exercises here, but I never thought of hiding them."

"It's just that the Five Animals Exercises can't be learned in an instant. You have to practice them together with breathing techniques to be effective."

"We have taken up too much of your time. Let's go eat first."

"After we finish eating, let's go back to the hotel and I'll teach you guys how to practice!"

As a traditional fitness method, Wuqinxi can be traced back to the Eastern Han Dynasty, when it was created by the legendary doctor Hua Tuo.

Due to its long history and as a cultural heritage, Wuqinxi is not a modern invention or innovative technology that can be applied for patent protection.

Moreover, the basic concepts and practical methods of the Five Animal Play have been widely spread in the public domain. Even if Yang Xuan wanted to hide it, he could not, after all, he was not the only one who knew the Five Animal Play.

Yang Xuan chose to perform the Five Animal Exercises at this time because of the Internationale!

The first verse of the Internationale is...

"Rise up, you starving and cold slaves!"

“Arise, you wretches of the world!”

Since we want all the suffering people in the world to rise up in rebellion, we naturally have to give them as good a body as possible so that they have the capital to resist.

The Five Animal Exercises can play just this role.

Plus, even the gods have begun to bleed!
Naturally, he had to try his best to add some firewood, fan the fire, and help out.

When the rebels all over the world and the arrested college students all start to practice the Five Animal Exercises, then God will fall!
(End of this chapter)