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Chapter 318 "Chinese and Western Feast", the rebirth of the Dutch and American wife is rea

Chapter 318 "Chinese and Western Feast", the rebirth of the Dutch and American wife is really a headache
Miaoshan Guanyin smiled slightly:
"You will know it yourself in the near future!"

At first, Li Hemei didn't understand.

But she thought about it carefully and realized...

Σ(っ°Д°;)っ! ! !
Boss, Boss, can you withdraw the question just now?

Little Guanyin spread her hands proudly and said: Honey, it’s timeout!

Li Hemei is so frustrated...

I really have so much free time... What are you asking? Are you happy now?
Miaoshan Guanyin has a powerful ability to predict the future.
Her words just now clearly refer to "Li Hemei's rebirth".
In other words, she will die, and not for long.

The most fatal thing about this person is his imagination.

For millions of years, almost everyone has thought about death.

It has even become the underlying logic of religious deterrence.

The underworld in Chinese tradition, the hell in the Western world,

All of them are extremely eerie and terrifying places.
Even a collection of the most horrific fantasies and nightmares in the human heart.

For ordinary people, exploring the unknown is a natural mission.

The "never-knowable" nature of the end of life will inevitably arouse strong curiosity.

It proves that human beings themselves are a perfect "complex of contradictions".

Li Hemei no longer had the mood to chat with Little Guanyin.
I flew back to the Incheon Palace in a weird way.
A hundred miles away, Little Guanyin looked down from the sky.
The entire Korean Peninsula,

Only Incheon City and Jeju Port were brightly lit, and everywhere else was pitch dark.

Of course, there is another road that runs from north to south.

Sparse and hazy light bands... that's China Highway 1 and 2.
Highway 3, from the west of the Yalu River to Shanhaiguan,
Construction has not yet started in full swing, and only a few faint spots of light are formed in the cities along the way.

Fly to the coast of Incheon,

Lu Yuan came out, and Lady Hongfen also came out.

The two people simultaneously sensed the ripples of the spiritual power of "Miaoshan Guanyin".

The reincarnated little flower demon, although she does not yet possess super powers,
However, the divine body and spirit of the "Messenger of Light"

Enough to crush 99.9 percent of practitioners.

What's more, they are old friends.
Given the tremendous help He provided to the two of them, it would not be an exaggeration to call Him “Teacher.”

The phoenix slowly descends,
His movements were extremely gentle, not even a speck of dust was stirred up.
As an ancient divine pet, He is smarter than a monkey.

Li Hemei held the little flower fairy and walked down the Phoenix steadily.

Lu Yuan stepped forward and said with a smile: "The messenger has been reborn into Nirvana, it's cause for celebration!"

The little flower demon chuckled and said:
"Don't just say nice things.

I'm almost starving, let's get something delicious first!"

Lu Yuan laughed loudly:

"No problem, I'll cook for you myself. Let's go to the Queen's bedroom..."

Suddenly he glanced casually,
I found that the expression of Hemei's wife was a little unnatural.
"You, what's wrong?"

The little flower demon smiled but said nothing.
Li Hemei was daydreaming all the way.
Hearing my husband's concern, I felt much better immediately.

Well, who cares whether he dies or not?

Anyway, you can be reborn, so there is no need to be sad and make everyone unhappy.

So, she walked towards Lady Hongfen's bedroom, smiling and asking:

"One good news, one bad news...

Which one do you want to listen to first, Your Majesty?"

Lu Yuan answered without hesitation: "Let me tell you the good news first."

"Well, that is,
I will know a secret that no one else knows."

Ok?
The sage said: If I hear the truth in the morning, I can die in the evening...

However, it is obvious to all that Hemei's wife does not like to study.
Therefore, Lu Yuan was very puzzled.
How is this good news?

He immediately asked: "What about the bad news?"

Li Hemei said deliberately sadly:

"I...maybe, I'm about to die!"

The king and the left queen stopped and looked at Li Hemei in surprise.

Lu Yuan quickly reached out and felt her pulse.

Then, pretending to be angry, he asked:

"What kind of joke are you playing at this late hour?

Just wait, I will punish you severely later!"

Li Hemei sticks out her tongue: φ(≧ω≦*)

In Lu Yuan's mind, a mythical beast wandered by:
Oh my, if you're not punished for three days, you'll start to tear off the tiles, right?

The little flower demon said slowly:
"It's true, I'm not kidding!"

Lu Yuan, who was about to roll up his sleeves, was stunned.

He knew that Miaoshan Guanyin was not likely to lie.
This is very strange, Li Hemei is in good health, without any problems...

Could it be... Oh, yes, He has the gift of prophecy...

Is my Hemei wife really...going to die?
This, this is too...

For a moment, Lu Yuan felt mixed emotions and didn't know what to say.

The little flower demon shouted:
"Let's go quickly~~ My metabolism is too fast,

If you don’t eat, you’ll be starving!

If your cooking is delicious, I will give you good news for free!"

What else can I say? I can rush to Lady Hongfen's palace in a minute.
Put on the "Chef God" suit,
Lu Yuan displayed all his skills to the fullest.

Delicacies from the mountains and the sea, dragon tendons and phoenix marrow, steamed, fried, cold-mixed and freshly squeezed...

A collection of global delicacies, delicious and colorful.

A 108-course Chinese and Western banquet was served in a continuous stream.

Compared with the past, in Taining,

The “Six Great Treasures” made for the dead eunuch, I wonder how great they are!
This time, for my Dutch wife,

Lu Yuan really used his unique skill that he had hidden in his heart and gave it his all!

The little flower fairy tasted the dazzling delicacies with great pleasure.

The inner happiness and satisfaction come in waves.
Ever since He was reincarnated into the world, when He had the body of a little flower demon,
There is a natural physiological desire for the food of this world.

Although He was mentally mature,
But, I don’t mind, the physical body gets higher service and enjoyment.

This is also the reason why I took the initiative to come to Incheon with Li Hemei to meet Lu Yuan.
The old couple of the Hua family were too poor to meet His rapid growth needs.
Of course, if it hadn't been activated by Lu Yuan's aura,
His physical body will grow for another two or three years.

That is, it is around the age of thirty that one will awaken to the consciousness of the "Messenger of Light".

Maybe you have some big questions to ask,
Why not bring the old couple Hua to Incheon to live a good life?
Regarding this issue, Little Guanyin has two biggest considerations.

First, can the Hua couple really live happily in the unfamiliar city of Incheon?

Another one, because of Lu Yuan,

The future becomes unpredictable, is Incheon the safest place?

To sum up, leave behind Hua Die and Hua Niang.
And give them a young and healthy body,
Having a lot of children to accompany you may be the best arrangement.

Speaking of which, the little flower demon was so happy eating that he didn't want to leave.
He could naturally see that Lu Yuan had invested a lot of money.
But, as the sage said: Marry a man to provide you with clothes and food!
He and Lu Yuan have both simulated it.

Many times, we had sex.

Therefore, having a big meal is only natural!
Lu Yuan cooks and the flower demon tastes the food.
Of course, the Red Lady and the Dutch wife also had to eat.

One sheep is released, three are driven together,

The four of them ate and chatted.
The third dish is fried golden silkworm pupae.
(This thing is a golden spirit insect that eats golden mulberry leaves and makes golden silk cocoons. Only the royal family can afford to raise it).
The silkworm pupa is crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. When you bite it, golden juice splashes everywhere.
The supreme deliciousness, the golden glow in the mouth, the lingering fragrance on the lips and teeth. This dish is very much to the appetite of the little flower demon.
She then told the news of Li Hemei's rebirth.

Lu Yuan was very surprised.
He could conclude that it was definitely not a health problem.

Hongfen looked at Li Hemei and asked, "What caused it?"

The little flower demon picked up the fourth dish, the magic aquamarine bubble.

(A deep-sea color-changing octopus whose internal organs and blood are highly poisonous, but whose meat is tender and delicious, unmatched among marine creatures.)

"Well, I don't know exactly.

Maybe within a month. I can't avoid it anyway.
Don't be unhappy, there's nothing to be afraid of in death.

The old doesn't go away, the new doesn't come. Eat more good food now.
Like me... ah~~"

"Grrrrrr!"

Every time you chew the elastic "Magic Sea Blue Bubble",
There are a lot of colorful bubbles emerging.
Consumers will experience a refreshing effect similar to drinking "fat house happy water".

Li Hemei was made to laugh and cry by the little flower demon.

Miaoshan Guanyin is a creature of the world of light.

His essence is immortal, and there is no such thing as birth or death.
But, Li Hemei is different.

She is a human being, with seven emotions and six desires.
Even though I know I can be reborn, there's always a feeling of something stuck in my throat.

Lady Hongfen thought for a moment and guessed:
"Generally speaking, there are four types of death: old age, illness, accidents or being killed."

Lu Yuanxin used two methods to cook the "jumping ginseng fruit" on the iron plate.
(This half-earth and half-wood spiritual plant is the kind that the four pilgrims ate at Wuzhuang Temple. It has a certain effect of prolonging life, but it is not as exaggerated as in the novel)

He analyzed: "Death from old age or illness should be impossible."

Lady Red said:

“The probability of being killed shouldn’t be high, right?
She is already a Heavenly Lord. As long as she stays in the palace and doesn’t run around, we can always protect her…”

Lu Yuan sighed and said:
"Not necessarily~~ I feel like that toad in the Imperial City,

It seems to be quite manic recently... I'm afraid it will suddenly attack me..."

After hearing this, Lady Hongfen was speechless.

Originally, she and Lu Yuan could not defeat Emperor Linggui.
Now that the opponent has been promoted to the upper level, he can absolutely crush us.

Lu Yuan was so angry that he complained bitterly:

"If he gets really angry, I'll get him a 'gas tank'!"

Lady Hongfen and Li Hemei didn't quite understand, but the little flower demon glanced at Lu Yuan.
"You also want to be a pathetic, cowardly, and shameless low-income kid?"

Lu Yuan immediately came to his senses and felt extremely ashamed.
Even if I die, I can't be a beast worse than pigs and dogs. It's too shameful!

Li Hemei twitched her nose and glanced at the ginseng fruit.

"Huh? Sparks are coming out of the soles of the little kid's feet!"

Lu Yuan suddenly realized that my teppanyaki...

Immediately, he picked up two shovels and turned over the lively ginseng fruit with a clang clang sound.

Fortunately, except for the slightly inferior appearance, the taste was not affected too much.

Sprinkle with whale fat and peach wine, add cumin mustard,

Finally, with a clang, he picked it up and put it directly into the little flower demon's plate.
The little flower demon was not polite either, he raised his knife and fork and cut off an arm first.
Ignoring the fruit doll's silent grin, he forked it directly into his mouth and devoured it.

"Ah wu, ah wu..."

The juice is delicious, the flesh is fat but not greasy, and it has an indescribable fragrance.

The only drawback is that it's a little too fireworks-y.

After eating the iron plate ginseng fruit, Li Hemei asked:
"Besides Emperor Linggui, what other accidents could there be?"

Lu Yuan cooked the dish carefully, and Lady Hongfen said:
"Well, this is a lot.
If you encounter a spiritual beast with an innate holy body, you will be doomed.
Also, there are the calamities of fate, or going astray in cultivation, or being entangled in bad luck..."

The little flower demon smiled and said:
"Well, when mankind is at its lowest point,
I was choked to death by fish bones when eating them, and I fell off the bed and died when I was sleeping...

For more details, please refer to "Arabian Death Tales (also known as: The 1,001 Most Weird Ways to Die)".

Li Hemei suddenly smiled.
“So, the world is really dangerous!
I feel so lucky for our ancestors, they have passed it down from generation to generation until now!"

The little flower fairy smiled sweetly.
"Good, good! You have great wisdom, and you are a good teacher!"

Li Hemei smiled and said:
"Haha, I didn't think that much.

It's just a broken jar, since I'm going to die anyway.
However, before I die, I must drag a few more people with me to save my life!"

Even though Lu Yuan was quick-witted and possessed by the God of Cooking,
This "Chinese and Western banquet" took two and a half hours.

Take all the high-end ingredients in his space and the palace warehouse!
Just the top-grade spirit stone powder weighed a full fifty kilograms!
Although the little flower demon could eat and grow, he was still overfed by this super luxurious banquet.

“Hehehe~~
I'm so full! Lu Yuan, you're so nice...

Oh~ I’m sleepy, I want to sleep! "

Just go to sleep,
But no!
The little flower demon misses her mother, the demon slave mother of Xixi Village...

Li Hemei quickly said:
"Then I'll go get your parents..."

The little flower demon said lazily:
"Forget it, I won't bother them anymore...

Well, I feel like there is a place that is quite peaceful... carry me there!"

The little flower fairy chose a place to sleep.
It is the "Taizhen Temple" in the east of the palace.
It got this name because Fairy Taizhen practiced here, and it also means "Purple Air Coming from the East".

Seeing Lu Yuan and Li Hemei coming in with a baby in their arms,
Su Liyan, who was a little pregnant, almost thought that Li Hemei had given birth to a baby!
After the explanation, she covered her mouth and laughed:
"Oh, it's such an honor for the envoy to take a liking to me!"

The little flower fairy has a very sweet mouth.
"Fairy Taizhen, please be my godmother. Hug me and coax me to sleep!"

Su Liyan looked at

Such a fair and tender girl was so happy that she couldn't stop smiling.
Oops!

What a cute little baby, so adorable!

"Hey~ Mommy will take you to bed now!
Okay, leave it to me, and go do your own things first!"

Lu Yuan had nothing to worry about when Su Liyan took care of the little flower fairy.
He embraced his Dutch wife and comforted her with all his heart.

In his previous life, Lu Yuan had heard a saying: Only love can overcome the fear of death!

Then, there is another saying: True love is long-term companionship.

Although they are all reincarnated,

But the reincarnation of Miaoshan Guanyin is different from the rebirth of ordinary humans.
According to the little flower demon,

The appearance and flesh of Holmes' wife may not be highly restored.

Moreover, her spiritual consciousness
It may not be possible to sense Lu Yuan's breath and reply immediately.
In other words, it may take until "Xiao Hemei" grows up and awakens before we can gradually recover.

What's even more tragic is that she doesn't have the demonic attribute of "growing stronger when seeing the wind".

Therefore, even though Lu Yuan could pass the "Dream Treasure Mirror",
Search for clues about "Xiao Hemei" and even find her.

It will take more than ten or twenty years for the two to truly "reunite".
"When you left, you were wearing brown clothes and red
My little slave's waist is yellow,

I have found the compass wrong.

Wrongly landed in Quanting..."

Lu Yuan sang the sad, beautiful and distant tune over and over again, tirelessly.

Li Hemei listened carefully and heard her husband's sincerity and reluctance.

At this moment, Lu Yuan is no longer the high and mighty king.

She returned to her former days as a ruthless killer.
At that time, all impressions were like black and white photos, either black or white.

Now, just like the era of Super Starlink,
What you see and hear, colorful, high-fidelity and vivid 3D video,

Her attitude towards life has been comprehensively upgraded.
She, Lu Yuan, all their relatives and friends, and even the world, all had meaning.

She wiped away the tears from her eyes, kissed Lu Yuan, and said with a smile:

"Master! You've lost a lot!
You're going to support me for 10 to 20 years for nothing!"

(End of this chapter)

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