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Chapter 369: How many methods does the eldest brother have?
"Oh!"
The fireworks rose, the sound shook the lobby,
Everyone stared at the eldest brother with eyes wide open.
I saw the eldest brother five steps away, his eyes wide open, one hand on his chest,
Someone in the hall asked, "Red Fist Warrior, how is it?"
But I heard the eldest brother laugh loudly and say:
"Haha! I have magical power to protect my body, I am invulnerable to swords and guns!"
As he spoke, he spread out his palm, and in his palm was another round iron bullet.
"Suck! Did you really block it?!"
"Wow, that's awesome!"
"It seems that Hong Quan's magical power is indeed extraordinary!"
"That's right, this is a capable god!"
"..."
As everyone was praising, someone suddenly said:
"It's just a trick. If you dare, shoot again..."
Everyone was stunned and immediately looked at the person who spoke.
Oh, it turned out to be the musketeer captain of the county soldiers. Haha, no wonder he was unhappy!
Everyone can understand.
After all, the musketeer captain makes his living with his musket.
If you say that the divine power and physical body are bulletproof, it is like slapping him in the face.
If everyone could master the art of bulletproofing, a musket could be used as a fire stick.
He and his brothers lost their jobs.
Besides, he knew to some extent that the musket was powerful and could smash bricks and stones into pieces.
But there wasn’t even a single red spot on the eldest brother’s chest. It was too exaggerated!
In fact, he had heard a lot of tricks.
Look at that eldest brother, he has shifty eyes and a bad appearance, he is probably a cunning person.
Therefore, he spoke deliberately, thinking of testing the other party's quality.
Some people don't understand, some people pretend to be confused even though they know the truth.
"What's going on? Didn't you just shoot a gun?"
"Maybe you didn't see it?"
"Everyone saw it clearly..."
At this time, the county governor slightly signaled his staff,
He knew very well what the Musketeer Captain was thinking.
However, it is not easy to say such things openly.
The staff is the worm in the upper official's stomach.
The natural mind was in the capital, and he immediately stepped out and said loudly:
"This shot is inevitably accidental or lucky, it is better for the Red Fist Warrior to take another shot.
So that everyone present here can be convinced, how about that? "
The musket captain, fearing that the senior brother would regret and back down, deliberately provoked him.
"Haha, in my opinion, they are just being mysterious and probably don't dare to fire the second shot!"
Now, many followers of the Red Fist Society are not happy about this.
They were so bewildered by the core members of the Red Fist Society that they completely lost their normal thinking.
So they retorted,
"Haha, what a joke! Senior Brother's Kung Fu is so superb that he can fire a hundred bullets without any problem!"
"Yes! The eldest brother has received the true teachings, and his magical power protects his body! We have seen it many times!"
"Big Brother, we support you! Just fire one more shot to open the eyes of the officials!"
"Brother, come on! Brother, shoot again!"
"Mother Lotus, your magic power is protecting you. Big Brother, kill the foreign monster! Kill, kill, kill!"
The eldest brother was being roasted by everyone, with no room for maneuver at all.
However, now that things have come to this, he can only try it again. Fortunately, he came prepared.
He raised his hands and signaled the believers behind him to be quiet.
The believers were very obedient and kept silent.
The eldest brother laughed loudly and made a heroic gesture.
"Since the county governor has given the order, I would rather obey than be disrespectful!
Just wait a moment, I can use my power to take another shot in front of everyone!"
The staff looked at the musketeer captain and smiled:
"That's great! Is one stick of incense enough?"
The eldest brother deliberately smiled calmly and said, "That's enough, sir!"
"Okay! Someone, light some incense to keep the time!"
After the incense was lit, the eldest brother drew talismans on his body again with red ink.
Anyway, it's a mess, like an abstract painting, no one knows what he painted.
However, many ignorant believers watched it with great interest and discussed it.
"Look, this talisman drawn by Senior Brother is so lifelike!"
"Wow, this is real Kung Fu. Just looking at it, you can feel the boundless power!"
"Yes, this is the sincerity of the eldest brother, and he will naturally be blessed by the Lotus Mother..."
The eldest brother finished drawing the talisman and started to scream "Wow!" and act like a ghost.
The ignorant crowd below said piously:
"Look! The eldest brother is the eldest brother. The Lotus Mother has taken over so quickly!"
"I can sense it. It's tingling and numb, and there's also a strange fragrance. Can you sense it?"
When he said this, others naturally followed suit.
"Yes, I smelled it just now... I feel a little numb all over now..."
"Yes, I sensed it too..."
It can be called the herd effect, or the "Emperor's New Clothes".
Anyway, everyone knows that the more pious you are, the greater the rewards you will receive.
On the contrary, if you do not follow the ignorant believers,
If you lie and cheat together, you will be ostracized by everyone.
The lightest punishment is being scolded for not loving to teach.
If it's more serious, they will be kicked out, and in serious cases, they will be beaten up by others.
Broken arms and legs are common, and some people's homes may be confiscated, and they may even lose their lives.
Soon, all the believers in the audience said,
I felt a tingling sensation and smelled a special fragrance.
The gentlemen in the hall looked at each other in bewilderment.
Because they felt nothing, and smelled nothing,
The Musketeer Captain shook his head slightly.
He looked disdainfully at the senior brother who was practicing his skills and making strange gestures.
Humph, don’t be so nervous now... I’ll make you suffer later!
The eldest brother was running around in the hall, doing somersaults and boxing, it was so exciting...
When the incense was halfway burned, the eldest brother shouted:
"Hey! My mother has boundless magical power, and the Red Fist magic protects her!
My Lord, I am ready! Come on! "
At this time, his disciples, in front of everyone, poured gunpowder into the bird gun...
At the critical moment, the captain of the musketeers suddenly walked down the hall and said:
"Don't bother with that. Just use my gun. It's ready-made!"
As he spoke, he pulled out a long-handled musket from behind, which was a new type of musket he had bought from a Western merchant.
Everyone in the hall had no objection, but the eldest brother was furious.
"What's going on? Don't you trust our Red Fist Society?
You can ask around in the martial arts world. We in the Red Fist Society are the most honest and never cheat..."
The musketeer captain grinned, raised his musket, and said:
"I'll give you one chance, or I'll say you're just playing tricks on me.
Either I pull the trigger and shoot you, and if you don't die, I'll apologize and accept the punishment!"
The eldest brother was obviously panicked, his face changed drastically and he said:
"You, please don't do anything reckless... Sir, County Magistrate... What's going on? Get this man out..."
The county magistrate also understood it, so he pretended to be ignorant.
"Hey! Red Fist Warrior, what do you mean?
It seems like I just heard someone say, "Are you ready?"
The musket captain used the same musket as the foreigners.
I'm letting you demonstrate your magical body protection skills. You won't deceive me, right?"
This time, the eldest brother was dumbfounded.
His real name is Sima Bei. He was originally a street urchin with no education or skills.
However, I have the ability to speak differently to different people.
He usually steals and cheats, and his original intention of joining the Red Fist Club was to get free food and drinks.
Because he was very clever, he followed the "President" to learn how to trick people.
Later, I gradually became the eldest senior brother.
Now, his master would not show up for general activities, leaving it all to him and his fellow apprentices.
Why is this? Because religion gives people hope.
Humans have a strong curiosity and awe for the unknown and mysterious world.
Therefore, as a core member of the Red Fist Club, he must appear as little as possible.
To be honest, apart from the eighteen direct disciples,
The number of people who have actually seen their master is only a handful.
At first, he used yellow paper talismans to burn fire and put it into the water.
As a panacea, it was given to ignorant farmers and lower-class workers to treat their illnesses.
In fact, the human body has a preventive mechanism for 90% of diseases.
For example, if you have influenza, you may get better in 14 days if you take medicine, but if you endure it without taking medicine, it may take two weeks to get better.
Many people drank the "talisman water" but did not see any effect.
But, but, there are one or two,
Patients with minor ailments have seen their symptoms improve.
It was immediately used as a typical example and widely publicized.
This shows that the "Red Fist Club" is real and effective, and also allows patients to tell their own stories to strengthen the blind obedience of believers.
Coincidence is regarded as inevitable, this is dialectics...
Of course, this is just a trick to confuse the public.
There are also magic tricks, such as turning into a snake, taking objects from a cup, and reading with ears.
Sima Bei was doing very well and attracted a large number of ignorant and stupid people from the lower classes.
Now, the captain of the musketeers held a gun and asked him to do it for real. He was scared.
He was about to run away, but was stopped by two of his fellow apprentices who loved each other.
A man said in a low voice: "Big Brother, you can't leave. You must use your magic to block the bullets!"
Sima Bei's face turned pale.
"Brother, stop joking, those are real guns and real bullets..."
This is very interesting. What does real gun and real bullet mean?
In fact, there is a trick to their bird guns.
Of course, the bird gun is a normal bird gun, loaded with gunpowder and iron sand, and it can definitely hurt people.
But the key lies in the bullet.
This projectile is specially made.
It is actually a round wax shell, which is evenly painted with black dye.
To outsiders, it looks like an iron bullet.
When the gunpowder in the barrel is ignited, the wax shell is melted and sticks to the barrel.
In this case, naturally nothing would hit Sima Bei.
He had hidden a bullet in his hand beforehand, and after the gun went off, he took it out and showed it to everyone.
That's why there aren't any red spots on his chest.
With this move, they became great heroes with unlimited glory.
He also obtained millions of dollars from thousands of ignorant people.
There were only six words in his letter to Lu Qi in his hometown: stupid people, lots of money, come quickly!
However, now that he was about to risk his life, he was afraid and wanted to retreat.
However, there are some things that he cannot quit just because he wants to.
Seeing that he refused to give in, the two junior brothers who had always respected him threatened him in a low voice:
"If you don't come up, Master will enforce the family rules on you!"
The lynching by the "Red Fist Society" was extremely cruel, extremely brutal, and terrifying...
Sima Bei's eyes spun around, trying to see if there were any other escape routes.
Another junior fellow apprentice saw through his little thoughts and threatened again:
"If you dare to run away, your parents, wife and children will all die!"
Damn!
Sima Bei stood there in a daze, his weak spot had been discovered.
He knew that his master would keep his word and act accordingly, and that he had a hundred ways to kill his family.
Look at the amiable and lovely junior brother, and then look at the blind and brainless believers.
From now on, looking at the black hole, the muzzle of the gun that looks like hell,
Sima Bei finally woke up.
He shouldn't do such a thing that hurts others and betrays his conscience.
But, there is no way, there is no regret medicine in this world,
Finally, he gritted his teeth and went ahead.
With the "help" of two good junior brothers, he stood in front of the musketeer captain with a bitter face and trembling.
The musketeer captain had a happy smile on his face.
Don't ask, the expression of the Red Fist Club's senior brother has already explained a lot of problems.
He jokingly asked, "Big Brother, facing so many believers, what do you think?"
Sima Bei turned around and looked back at his thousands of ignorant fans.
He sighed sincerely, "This fucking era, I will never come back again in my next life..."
The Musketeer Captain couldn't help laughing and said:
"Hey, don't be so pessimistic, be happy, smile, and tell me... Eggplant~~"
Sima Bei showed a smile that was uglier than crying...
"Oh!"
The captain of the musketeers pulled the trigger steadily, sparks flew, and the cheers of the believers suddenly broke out.
"Big Brother, Big Brother, we love you!"
"Big Brother is mighty, we believe in you!"
"Big Brother, I want to have a baby with you..."
"Bah! That's my husband, you little bitch..."
"..."
However, this time, Sima Bei did not cover his chest with his hands as usual.
He was shocked, and seemed to have realized something.
He lowered his head and looked at the small bloody hole on his chest.
Immediately, I felt my energy and strength rapidly drop...
His body began to sway, and he muttered,
"So, being shot is like this..."
Then, he fell straight to the ground with his face up.
At this moment, the cheers from the audience suddenly stopped.
Thousands of fans stared blankly at their idol lying on the ground, puzzled.
The captain of the musketeers put away his gun, blew away the smoke from the barrel in a casual manner, uttered a "humph!", and returned to the hall.
The county magistrate nodded to his staff again.
The staff came to the hall and asked:
"That... Red Fist Warrior, how's it going?
Is he asleep? Wake him up and talk to him..."
The two junior brothers who were monitoring Sima Bei came forward in a pretentious manner. Soon, one of them got up and came back and said:
"Big Brother, I'm not very good at learning, and I was a little distracted just now.
So he couldn't block the bullet... and now he's been shot dead and can't get up!"
Hearing this, countless fans cried out in surprise.
"No way, no way. With divine power protecting him, how could he still be beaten to death?"
"It only takes one picture to spread a rumor, but it takes a lot of effort to refute it..."
"Fake news, next!"
"It's up to you whether you believe it or not, but I believe it anyway!"
Finally, a child said innocently:
"My eldest brother was beaten to death, and I didn't feel any tingling sensation or smell any fragrance just now..."
The whole place fell into deathly silence again... How embarrassing, even worse than a three-year-old child!
The county magistrate narrowed his eyes, stood up, and went to the back hall quietly.
The staff also smiled and left with the boss.
When the musketeer captain left, he deliberately carried his gun and laughed loudly.
“Haha! My magic power protects me, and my body is bulletproof. Hahaha!”
The two senior disciples, their faces were not red, their hearts were not beating,
A man grabbed Sima Bei's leg and dragged him out of the county governor's mansion.
Sima Bei, who was once admired by thousands of fans, is now like a dead dog.
Every time his head hit a raised tile, it would make a "bang!" sound.
It was like a wake-up call...
How many ignorant people are there... Are they many? Not many, not many... Hahaha~~~ (End of this chapter)
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