It's broken, and was picked up by a femme fatale

Chapter 97 You want me to stop bothering you, right? Just wait! I will bother you!!

Lu Yuan looked back.

Then he saw Lady Hongfen behind him.

Although the expression hasn't changed much.

However, it can be seen that Lady Hongfen seems very unhappy.

Come to think of it, Lu Yuan has been calling her every other day.

Lu Yuan came to his senses and quickly pointed to the small table next to him and said:

"No, madam, there is nothing else this time.

Today is the Little New Year, and according to custom we have to eat dumplings..."

As Lu Yuan spoke, he went to see the extent of the deification on Lady Hongfen's head.

Still ★★.

Nothing has changed, just like the last time in the black pine forest of Taiyin Mountain.

Sure enough, there was no change at all.

Someone built a clay temple for Goddess Hongfen, but her price didn't go up.

There is indeed something wrong with this thing.

At this time, Lady Hongfen heard Lu Yuan's words and turned to look at the table beside her.

Two plates of steaming dumplings were placed there.

There are also bowls, chopsticks, vinegar and garlic.

Seeing the two plates of dumplings, Lady Hongfen was stunned for a moment, then turned around, looked at Lu Yuan and hooked her finger.

hold head high?
What do you mean?
Lu Yuan moved closer to Lady Hongfen with a confused look on his face.

The next second, there was a crisp bang!
Lu Yuan covered his forehead with his hands, took two steps back, grimaced, and tears welled up in his eyes due to the pain.

He was hit on the head by Lady Hongfen again.

"Idiot, don't you know we are evil?"

Lady Hongfen withdrew her hand, tilted her head and looked at Lu Yuan, who was grimacing with a look of pain on his face, and suddenly said.

Lu Yuan was also annoyed by Lady Hongfen's sudden move.

While rubbing his head, he gritted his teeth and said:

"What happened to the evil spirit?

Don’t evil spirits celebrate festivals?

Evil spirits don’t eat anything?
Who doesn’t eat dumplings during Chinese New Year or other festivals? ! "

After Lu Yuan finished speaking these anxious words, Lady Hongfen frowned, as if she was a little unhappy with Lu Yuan's shouting, but not really.

When Lu Yuan came back to his senses, he rubbed his forehead and said with a wronged look:

"It's like this in every family. Don't every family have to provide some food for their family members during the New Year and other festivals?
If you don't like it, we won't send it to you next time.

Look at what you played for us."

As Lu Yuan spoke, he took out a small mirror from somewhere.

This good guy has another big bump.

I don’t know where this woman got such great strength from.

However, after hearing this and hearing what Lady Hongfen said, Lu Yuan was no longer panicked.

It’s not that Lu Yuan is an M who feels good when he gets beaten up or scolded.

As soon as this red-faced lady finished speaking, Lu Yuan felt that there was no big problem.

This lady said that she was an evil spirit and didn't agree with any festivals.

But this also indirectly shows that Hongfen Niangniang understands the custom of eating dumplings during festivals.

She also understood that she was a family member, and that was why she came to deliver dumplings.

Don't hit someone who smiles at you.

"If you have any plans, just tell me!"

The cold voice of Lady Hongfen sounded above Lu Yuan's head.

As the terrifying and evil atmosphere grew stronger, Lu Yuan didn't know if this red-faced lady was really angry.

Come to think of it, my theory is about people.

That's what talent is.

It seems like the evil spirits don’t care whether they will hit a smiling person or not.

The main theme of evil is that if you make me unhappy, I will kill you.

For a moment, Lu Yuan hurriedly said:
"I don't have any plans, it's just a holiday today, and the family is getting together to eat dumplings.

There are six children in the inner courtyard, and I’m afraid you might scare them.

Otherwise, we can invite you all to the same table for dinner."

What Lu Yuan said was really nice, Lu Yuan also thought it was nice.

After saying that, Lu Yuan secretly looked up at Lady Hongfen.

Are you happy now?

If you are happy, come down and eat dumplings. We can ask you something while we are at it.

However, when he looked up, Lu Yuan was dumbfounded.

Lady Hongfen still looked at Lu Yuan coldly without any expression.

You said that Lady Hongfen is an evil spirit and therefore has no human expressions, which is wrong.

Because when Lady Hongfen mocked Gu Qingwan, there was expression on her face.

Therefore, the fact that she has no expression now means that Lady Hongfen is not feeling happy or touched or anything.

Knew it……

Lady Hongfen is not a human being. These little tricks may work on normal women, but they are useless to Lady Hongfen.

A soft sound.

The Red Lady has landed.

Lu Yuan lowered his head and saw Lady Hongfen walking on the bluestone bricks with her bare feet.

There is also a beautiful anklet on her slender ankle.

When Lu Yuan was stunned, Lady Hongfen's cold jade hand suddenly lifted Lu Yuan's chin.

An unprecedented chill came over me, and of course, there was also the strong smell of blood.

Lady Hongfen stared at Lu Yuan for a while with her lifeless eyes, and then said coldly:

“You don’t need to please.

This time my power has greatly increased because of you.

That's why I treat you differently from others.

You do your job well.

If one day you become useless, no matter how many tricks you use, we won't even look at you!"

After saying this, Lady Hongfen said coldly and let go of Lu Yuan's chin.

This pinch made Lu Yuan's chin hurt, and he took two steps back.

I cursed in my heart.

This pretty lady is really hard to fool.

But it's better to be so straightforward.

Lu Yuan's original plan was to treat Lady Hongfen to dumplings first.

While Lady Hongfen was eating dumplings, I asked her indirectly whether she was feeling unwell.

This is actually quite difficult to say.

Even Lu Yuan hasn't figured out how to say it better yet.

After all, you can't suddenly say to Lady Hongfen while she is eating dumplings, "Lady Hongfen, are you blind?"

Isn't this bad?

But now that Lady Hongfen has said so, it’s even better.

Immediately, Lu Yuan stopped beating around the bush and immediately bowed and said:

"My lady, let's just be frank.

First of all, let me say it again, I am not sending you dumplings for any purpose.

Today is the Little New Year. According to custom, we eat dumplings on this day.

So, I just simply want to bring you a plate of dumplings.

If I have to give a motive, it's just one: you saved me.

Of course, you also said that you saved me because I was useful.

But this is your idea, and what you think has nothing to do with us.

We just know that you saved us, so we treat you as family.

Of course I'm here to deliver dumplings!"

Lu Yuan's words were firm and sincere.

This look of not being afraid of herself really brought a slight change to the face of the Lady Hongfen, which had no human emotions at all.

But soon this slight change disappeared.

At this time, Lu Yuan lowered his head and continued:

“If you want to talk about other things, that’s also true.

We want to ask the righteous god to come to our queen!

I want to carry Lady Hongfen into the City God Temple!"

As Lu Yuan finished speaking, Lady Hongfen's beautiful eyes, which were lifeless and devoid of any human emotion, couldn't help but tremble.

But soon, Lady Hongfen said sternly with a cold face:

"You may not be very capable, but you have a big mouth!"

Lu Yuan felt very happy when he heard Lady Hongfen scolding him harshly.

Again, Lu Yuan is not M.

I was happy because Lady Red’s voice finally had some emotion.

This shows that Queen Hongfen also wants to become a true deity.

But, it's true.

Is there any evil spirit in this world who doesn’t want to become a righteous god?
Is there any soldier who doesn’t want to be a general?
There is no cat that doesn't steal fish or dog that doesn't eat shit.

In fact, if Lady Hongfen did not have that kind of thought, why would she become the "immortal" of Yanxiang Society three hundred years later?
Since Lady Hongfen is interested, Lu Yuan has something in mind.

Immediately, Lu Yuan bowed and said:

“Of course we have the ability!
Whether it is just empty talk or not, we have already demonstrated it.

If you don’t believe it, there’s more to come.

As long as the queen listens to me in this short period of time, I have a way."

Lady Hongfen was very interested in what Lu Yuan said.

As Lu Yuan finished speaking, Lady Hongfen tilted her head and stared at Lu Yuan intently:
"any solution?"

Now that we've come to this, let's talk about it all.

Immediately, Lu Yuan rubbed his forehead with one hand and his chin with the other, and looked at Lady Hongfen seriously and said:
“First, you can’t be so overbearing when you do things.

Of course, you have always been overbearing in your actions, and you can't change that in a short time.

But after you kill someone, you have to come and tell us something."

Having said this, Lady Hongfen looked at Lu Yuan coldly and said:
"Tell you?"

Lu Yuan said very seriously:
“Yes, just tell me.

And it has to be done quickly, give me time to turn black into white and forced into voluntary.

Turn bad things into good things, and turn reckless behavior into eliminating harm for the people! "The Red Lady looked at Lu Yuan coldly and said indifferently:
"continue."

This is a promise. Lu Yuan was delighted and then said:

“Second, earthen temples for you will be built everywhere outside the Great Wall.

Since you have this earthen temple, it will naturally reflect the wishes of the people.

We know that given your temper, you will definitely not help the people fulfill their wishes.

However, you don't need to do anything, you just need to tell us what kind of wish you received.

For example, if someone’s child is sick, you don’t have to fulfill this wish, just tell us and we will treat the disease when the time comes.”

Having said this, Lu Yuan thought for a moment, then said:
"Anyway, how about we communicate once every three days?

Whatever wishes you have received, we will pick out the most influential ones to fulfill.

For example, if someone’s disease cannot be cured, we go and cure it.

If anyone is short of money, we can send someone to his house and drop a bag of silver into his yard in the middle of the night.

You don’t have to do anything, just tell us, we’ll choose, and we’ll do it.”

Lady Hongfen narrowed her dangerous eyes slightly, and finally said:
"continue."

Next, Lu Yuan explained the details to Lady Hongfen.

Lu Yuan had thought about all this beforehand, so he spoke it out quickly.

These are nothing.

After saying all this, while Lady Hongfen was thinking.

Lu Yuan swallowed his saliva and said boldly:
"Um... Madam, I have one more thing to ask you, which may be a little offensive..."

Lady Hongfen raised her cold and ruthless eyes and looked at Lu Yuan coldly:
"explain."

Then Lu Yuan blinked, took two steps back, and said timidly:
"Is your true body... incomplete?"

As Lu Yuan finished speaking, the whole room began to become restless.

Countless blood poured in from all directions.

Lu Yuan looked at Lady Hongfen again and his heart skipped a beat.

It’s broken, it’s broken, it’s broken, it’s broken, it’s broken…

So angry!!
Before Lu Yuan could say anything, the angry lady suddenly came up to Lu Yuan and grabbed his neck tightly.

This thing is the switch that triggers the Red Lady's rage.

To use the term in fantasy novels about cultivating immortals, it is called "reverse scale".

Anyway, the fact that Lady Hongfen's body was mutilated must have been caused during her lifetime.

However, Lady Hongfen is an evil spirit, not a human, and it is difficult for her to control her emotions.

As soon as this is mentioned, it is like turning on the anger switch of Lady Hongfen.

You will lose your mind instantly.

Lu Yuan had already been prepared for this lady to suddenly behave like this, and he immediately said:

“My Lady!!

calm! !
If you want to become a true god, first of all, your true body must not be defective!!
Otherwise, there is no way to shape a divine body, and the incomplete body will not be able to obtain all the wishes of the people!

Don’t be afraid if there are any defects, we can find a way to make up for it!!”

As Lu Yuan finished speaking, the furious lady began to regain her senses.

The hand that was tightly strangling Lu Yuan's neck also loosened.

But he still didn't let go of Lu Yuan. He just stared at Lu Yuan, and said with anger:

"Can you complete my body?!"

Lu Yuan blinked, and then immediately said:

“I think we can give it a try.

Of course, I also know that the Queen's true form is very important to her.

Unless they are the closest and most trusted people, no one else can know the whereabouts of the Empress.

The queen may not believe me now, but time will tell.

Madam, give me a chance, and I will give you a chance too!"

Lady Hongfen looked at Lu Yuan, who was in front of her with a sincere face. After a few seconds, Lady Hongfen suddenly said:

"Why help us?"

Lu Yuan immediately said:
"I have a good impression of you, you saved me.

Also, we are a family, and you are great and can protect us better."

After he finished speaking, the scarlet tide around him receded, and the terrifying atmosphere gradually dissipated.

Lu Yuan patted Lady Hongfen's hand and said:

"My lady... please let go. Your neck is swollen from being pinched. I can't even eat."

With a slight sound, Lu Yuan landed on the ground.

Lu Yuan immediately took a few steps back. It was really a torture to be with this red-faced lady.

In just a moment, my forehead, chin and neck were all aching.

Lady Hongfen looked at Lu Yuan in front of her, who was looking at her cautiously, afraid that she would be angry.

Finally, he hooked his finger at Lu Yuan.

Signaled Lu Yuan to come over.

Seeing this scene, Lu Yuan stepped back with a look of disgust on his face and said:
"Don't... don't do it... My Lady... it really hurts."

Lady Hongfen glared at him and said:

"Come here, we'll relieve your pain!"

hold head high?
Lu Yuan blinked and took two steps back, not believing it at all.

This woman is too cruel.

However, seeing Lu Yuan acting like this, Lady Hongfen snorted coldly.

Then he waved his hand, and Lu Yuan's body instantly floated in the air, and flew towards the Red Lady involuntarily.

Finally, Lady Hongfen grabbed Lu Yuan's collar with one hand.

Pull Lu Yuan in front of him.

The other hand was glowing red as it gently stroked Lu Yuan's forehead, chin, and finally his neck.

And Lu Yuan also felt it as Lady Hongfen's jade hands gently stroked these three places on his body.

The original pain in these three places dissipated.

Hey!
This thing makes my medical skills as good as mine.

When Lu Yuan was marveling at the miracle, Lady Hongfen let go of Lu Yuan's collar.

With a thud, Lu Yuan fell to the ground.

Then the body of Lady Hongfen turned into a blood mist and dissipated.

The dazzling midday sun shone through the windows around the hall again.

The voice of Lady Hongfen came from all directions:
“We’ll talk about it later!
If you dare to bother me for no reason, I will hang you up and whip you!"

hold head high?
Lu Yuan felt the evil and weird atmosphere around him dissipate, and finally breathed a sigh of relief.

The beautiful ladies I just mentioned actually agreed.

As for annoying her.

It should be those two plates of dumplings.

Looking at the two plates of dumplings still on the wooden table, I wonder when they got cold.

Lu Yuan curled his lips and cursed secretly in his heart.

Smelly bitches!
I gave you dumplings, but you're still not happy!

With an unhappy look on his face, Lu Yuan carried two plates of dumplings out of the door.

What delicious dumplings!

You haven’t eaten yet!!

Bad habit!
If you don’t eat it, I will!

I eat eat eat eat eat!!

While Lu Yuan was thinking, he picked up a dumpling from the plate and put it into his mouth.

However, after putting the dumpling into his mouth and chewing it twice, Lu Yuan was stunned.

Then he vomited with a "wow" sound.

A painful expression on his face.

bah bah bah.

Lu Yuan spat all the dumplings in his mouth into the flower bed outside the pavilion.

I rely on? !
Why is it so unpalatable?

Lu Yuan looked at the two plates of completely cold dumplings in his hands with a confused look on his face.

hold head high??

This shouldn't be the case. How come it has no taste at all? It's like I'm chewing cardboard or chicken breast.

Not done? ?

Lu Yuan picked up another one and put it in his mouth and chewed it.

bah bah bah!
Lu Yuan spat this one out again.

I'm so mad!!
Why is it so unpalatable?!

The dumplings are made with the fillings made by myself and the dough rolled by myself.

how……

My own "God of Cookery" is ineffective? ?
After thinking about it, Lu Yuan felt something was wrong.

When two plates of dumplings were brought out, the cats and dogs in the east wing all started to eat.

When he saw Lu Yuan carrying the two plates of dumplings out, he grinned and told Lu Yuan that they were delicious and he wanted to eat them every day from now on.

Lu Yuan thought for a while.

Oh~~~~~~
Suddenly I understood~
Evil spirits, in a sense, are ghosts and souls.

The meals that the common people offer to their ancestors are not eaten.

why do not you eat?
Because after the ancestors, that is, the ghosts, have eaten the food, the original food will lose its original taste.

so……

These dumplings...actually, Lady Hongfen has already eaten them.

Lu Yuan squatted beside the flower bed, put a few more dumplings into his mouth and started chewing.

Chew one, puke one.

In the end, Lu Yuan spat out both plates of dumplings.

Looking at the two empty plates.

Lu Yuan raised his eyebrows and snorted.

The two plates of dumplings were all eaten up by Lady Hongfen.

You tsundere, why are you pretending?

You want me to stop bothering you? !

You wait!

It's so annoying!

It’s annoying! It’s annoying! It’s annoying! It’s annoying! It’s annoying! !
　Oh my god, I felt a little sleepy after writing the last chapter and wanted to take a nap for an hour.

　　When I woke up, it was already half past twelve in the morning.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)