Douluo: Yun Ming in the Spirit Hall Era
Chapter 396 Extra: Plus or minus?
Chapter 396 Extra: Plus or minus?
Qian Renxue raised her hand and touched Young Master Yun’s little head.
"You are very cute, little nephew, but you can't be my girlfriend."
Having said this, Qian Renxue curled the corners of her mouth and gave Yun Ming a malicious smile.
Yun Ming's heart skipped a beat, and he felt something was wrong. Then he heard...
"But wait until you grow up, maybe Master will agree!"
Yun Ming: “!!!”
"Click——"
Suddenly there was a crisp sound.
"My dear wife, don't get excited. Senior Sister was just joking."
Yun Ming tried to persuade his wife carefully. To be honest, he was a little nervous now. Even though he had the most powerful cultivation in the world, he still felt a little insecure.
"I know, am I that stingy?"
Yali glanced at Yun Ming and replied.
"No, how could he be stingy? Everyone in the world knows that the Pope is the most generous."
Ignoring the floor that was crushed by Yali's high heels, Yun Ming said seriously, "It's a pity that he didn't work hard enough and had stupid teammates."
Young Master Yun was a little sad at first when he heard that the beautiful senior sister-in-law didn't want to be his girlfriend, but when he heard the twist later, he was delighted.
"Okay, it's a deal then!"
"I will find my sister-in-law to be my girlfriend when I grow up."
Qian Renxue glanced at Yali who was about to explode, and knew that she couldn't stay for long, so she said to Young Master Yun.
"Uh okay."
"Little nephew, Master Aunt has something else to do today, so I'll leave first and come to see you later."
Young Master Yun didn't notice anything unusual and spoke obediently.
"Okay, goodbye, Auntie."
Qian Renxue: "Goodbye."
I wanted to get up and leave. But after taking two steps, I remembered that I seemed to have forgotten something. Yes, a gift for meeting someone! But what should I give? This child probably doesn't lack anything, so whatever I give him seems to be just that.
"What's wrong?" Yun Ming asked when he saw Qian Renxue suddenly stop.
Qian Renxue said.
"It's the first time we meet, so at least you should give me a gift."
Hmm? There's a gift! Young Master Yun's eyes lit up.
Hearing that it was just this, Yun Ming breathed a sigh of relief. It was a normal incident. Yali's anger also subsided a little, and her face calmed down a little.
Yun Ming waved his hand.
"Don't bother. This kid has everything he needs."
Qian Renxue said firmly.
"That won't work."
After thinking for a moment, a flash of lightning flashed by, and Qian Renxue knew what to send. The divine armor was attached to her, the six wings of the angel spread out, and the holy light in the Douluo Hall was bright.
'Divine blessing?'
Seeing Qian Renxue making such a big fuss, Yun Ming guessed in his mind.
Although this was useless to Young Master Yun, who had the innate chaotic attribute, it was still a thoughtful move. But afterwards, he was stunned by Qian Renxue's operation.
Young Master Yun only felt a flash before his eyes, his little face seemed to get hot, and then there was a flash of golden light, and the beautiful nun disappeared.
Yun Ming, Ya Li: "(+_+)?"
After a moment of stagnation, Yali exploded.
"Thousands of Rens of Snow"
He treated her like nothing in front of her, played with her son and flirted with her husband time and time again. It was just too much! He really thought she was a piece of clay!!!
She wanted to find someone, but it was too late. After Qian Renxue kissed Young Master Yun, she immediately turned into a stream of light and fled the scene. She summoned the divine suit just to speed up her escape.
Yun Ming and his son, Young Master Yun, were startled by Yali's roar.
Yun Ming hasn't seen Yali so angry for many years. But that's right. Today, Yali was completely defeated by Qian Renxue. How could she not be angry!
As for Young Master Yun, he had never seen his gentle mother so angry since he was born. Her hair was flying in the wind. He was so scared that he hugged his father's thigh and trembled.
At the same time, Yun Ming received a message from afar.
"I don't know what to give as a gift, so let me teach him a lesson! Remember to take good care of your son in the future." Yun Ming: "."
"Thank you so much!" Yun Ming gritted his teeth inwardly.
Yali couldn't find Qian Renxue, so she could only take out her anger on the father and son.
"Yun Li! Come here!"
Hearing his mother calling his full name, Young Master Yun didn't dare to move. He could only look up pitifully at his father for help.
Yun Ming could only look at his son helplessly.
"Even your father can't save you! Li'er, it's time to take responsibility."
Then she pulled his little hand away and carried it in front of Yali.
"Uh, wife, calm down first."
"Why are you venting your anger? Li'er is so young and he's already looking for a girlfriend. How do you function as a father?" Yali began to put pressure on him in anger.
She was really angry at Qian Renxue, but she wasn't angry at Yun Ming. Although people in Douluo Continent matured earlier, it was too early to have a girlfriend at the age of three! And she didn't know if it was her illusion, but she felt that Young Master Yun was a little skilled in asking for a relationship.
Yun Ming also felt that there was something wrong with him, but he was still rational.
"My problem, my problem."
"However, children of this age may not understand these things. They may just be calling them literally, or imitating adults for fun."
"How about we ask first?"
There is some truth in what Yun Ming said. Three years old is indeed too young.
After Yali calmed down a little, she stopped lecturing her husband and asked Young Master Yun seriously.
"Li'er, do you have a girlfriend?"
Young Master Yun lowered his head and dared not say a word. Yali asked a few more questions before he nodded obediently.
"Have."
Yunming Road.
"Are they your maid sisters?"
Young Master Yun doesn't usually come into contact with many people, only these few maids who are pretty and have known each other for a long time. Thinking of Qian Renxue, well, time is not important. But if they have any brains, they shouldn't dare to do that.
Young Master Yun shook his head: "No."
Yun Ming thought thoughtfully: "Who is that?"
Young Master Yun counted on his fingers: "Xinxin, Xixi, Jingya, Xinuo, Tingting. Yanyan broke up with me two days ago because the cake I gave her was smaller than Xixi's."
Yun Ming: “.”
These are children from preschool classes who are about the same age as Young Master Yun. They are all juniors of middle-level and above personnel in the palace. They are indeed more likely. Young Master Yun has been sent in for five days with his identity concealed, so... Wow! This is a daily search! This kid is simply
Compared to Yun Ming's surprise, Yali was a little trembling with anger. He was just a little over three years old and he already knew about breaking up.
"Tell me, who did you learn all this nonsense from?"
Young Master Yun was scared and confused, and didn't understand why his mother was so angry. Under Yali's severe questioning, he said a lot of things in a mess, which was unclear.
Anyway, it was only a few days, so Yun Ming took Yali and went back in time to quickly review what happened in the previous five days.
It’s nothing really, it’s just similar to imitating adult role-playing, except that mom and dad become the boyfriend and girlfriend roles.
Young Master Yun likes to play with girls, has a good personality, and is generous. A few days after school, he packed snacks from home and brought them to school every day to share. The children had a good time, and three days ago a little girl took the lead, and then Young Master Yun had a girlfriend, and then it was like this.
In essence, these so-called "boyfriends and girlfriends" are not much different from other children's good friends and buddies.
As for breaking up, it's just like little girls being angry with each other and saying "I don't want to play with you anymore", but with just some random words.
After figuring out what was going on, Yali breathed a sigh of relief.
She is not angry that her son has a girlfriend. But it is okay to have a girlfriend, but he should not be so young. If he starts hugging girls at the age of three, it will be a disaster when he grows up.
As for why it was half a breath, it was because although this game is indeed popular in the preschool classroom now, there were a total of five little girls in Yun Dashao's class, and Yun Dashao took them all. None of the other children got to play. The one left at the end was from the next class. This can also explain something.
This boy will probably, perhaps, possibly, be restless in relationships between men and women in the future.
Yali looked at her husband. She also saw the confusion in Yun Ming's eyes. Although the couple had been loved by others since they were young, they were just loved by others. They were pure in love and had been together for life. How could they have given birth to a reserve "sea god"?
Yali said to her husband.
"Honey, what do you think is the reason?"
Yun Ming said uncertainly.
“A positive plus a negative?”
"."
There was no other way. The two could only teach Yun Dashao to keep a proper distance while reflecting on what went wrong.
(End of this chapter)
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