Douluo: It started when Bibi Dong tricked me into drinking tea

Chapter 134 Dancing Solo Under the Moon
"This is just a method to prevent and contain the poison, not a solution. Why are you so anxious?"

Feng Yan suddenly felt like a peony being chewed by a cow and lost interest at all.

"I will teach you a technique that can transform poison into soul power. Once you have eliminated the poison that has penetrated deep into your bones, won't you be able to use the poison barrier to control the poison of the Jade Phosphorus Snake King?"

Seeing that Yan Feng was about to teach without hesitation, Dugu Bo had a panicked look on his face, "Stop, stop, stop!"

"What? You don't trust me, or you don't trust my father? How about you test me?" Following his memory, Feng Yan rolled his eyes again.

After all, in his memory, Dugu Bo poisoned Tang San three times, so he reluctantly believed it.

After all, Feng Yan's Ultimate Ice Martial Spirit is immune to poison, so he is not afraid of these things.

"Don't say it, don't say it..."

Seeing Feng Yan's careful consideration, Dugu Bo smiled excitedly, opened his mouth, and a green light came out of his mouth. It was a emerald green bead. Under Dugu Bo's control, the green bead slowly floated towards Feng Yan.

After smelling the fishy and smelly Danzhu and looking at Dugu Bo's smiling old face, Feng Yan regretted saying whether to test him or not.

Forcing a smile, Feng Yan joked, trying to get away with it, "How about I just marry Dugu Yan?"

"That's fine! I'll go get Yanyan here right now!"

Dugu Bo didn't care about these. He was afraid that Yan Feng would regret it, so Danzhu and himself disappeared without a trace.

Seeing this, Feng Yan's eyes widened and everything in front of him went dark.

"Shit...it's over!"
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It’s midnight, in the girls’ dormitory of Tiandou Royal Academy.

"Lingling, don't be unhappy. Didn't my grandfather also not see Yanfeng? He must be fine."

"I know Yanzi, this has nothing to do with you."

Ye Lingling, wearing black velvet pajamas, sat cross-legged on her small bed, with Dugu Yan in front of her.

Dugu Yan was leaning on the chair at the end of Ye Lingling's bed.

She was casually wearing a green nightgown with a small flower snake pattern. She had her legs spread out in an untidy manner and her feet were slapping the ground like a snake's tail.

The best friends in the dormitory were chatting about random things.

"Oh, I really don't know what grandpa was thinking. Why would he help that avalanche to drive away anyone? Now it's good, Teacher Qin Ming is gone too."

"But, I think they will most likely be invited back by Xue Qinghe..."

Just as Dugu Yan was complaining about the useless work her grandfather had done during the day, a gust of cold wind blew in from nowhere.

"Ah..." Before Dugu Yan could react, she had already disappeared into the dormitory.

After staring at the open dormitory window for a while, Ye Lingling began to show an anxious look on her face.

"Could it be... Yan Feng?!"

Dugu Yan disappeared in the room without any warning and without Ye Lingling even showing any reaction. This could only be done by a Titled Douluo-level expert.

Putting aside other strong men, the most likely one is Dugu Bo.

Originally, Ye Lingling's mind was full of 'Yan Feng', so she immediately linked this matter with 'Yan Feng'.

No matter what the eccentric Dugu Bo wants to do or what he wants to do to Yan Feng, Ye Lingling thinks it will not be a good thing.

The worst case scenario might even be that Dugu Bo killed Yan Feng and fled with Dugu Yan overnight. After all, the four words "Son of the Sword Demon" were enough to make Dugu Bo hesitate.

Praying in her heart that this would not be the case, Ye Lingling put on some clothes at random and hurried out of Tiandou Royal Academy.

She thought about it over and over again, but she felt that only the prince Xue Qinghe in Tiandou City could solve this problem.

……

The rumors are totally bullshit, they are really bullshit.

Dugu Yan was soon brought over by Dugu Bo, and was now staring at Yan Feng.

"You are such a jerk, Yan Feng. I treat you as my younger brother, and you actually want to ↑ me!"

"I don't want to. Even if you take off all your clothes and dance in front of me, I will choose to recite the meditation mantra silently. I promise, I won't get an erection at all."

"what?!"

The current situation is that Dugu Yan, wearing a turquoise snake nightgown, is pointing at Yan Feng, who is reading with an expressionless face.

Dugu Bo had never seen such a thing in his life, but it did not prevent Dugu Bo from feeling very relieved. "Seeing that you two have such a good relationship, I feel relieved."

"Grandpa! How can you sell your granddaughter like this?"

Dugu Yan immediately shifted the focus of the conflict, put her hands on her hips, angrily walked up to Dugu Bo, and started pointing at her grandfather's nose again.

The moment Dugu Yan arrived, Feng Yan realized that he couldn't stay in this place anymore. "Sure, sure, sure! Can't I just give up the Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire? Go find Tang Sanzhi!"

Seeing that Yan Feng was about to walk out of the Yin-Yang Palace with Qiu Qiu in his arms, Dugu Bo could no longer sit still and grabbed Yan Feng's arm.

"Yan brat! Are you kidding me? Your cat has already eaten one of my precious herbs, and you just want to walk away like this?!"

The rumors about this matter were also very annoying.

Although he was joking, Dugu Bo insisted on doing this, and now the matter has become extremely troublesome.

"Old Poison! I'm not kidding you, you're kidding yourself! The fact that Tang San and I disappeared at the same time couldn't be concealed, and it will definitely lead to you."

Feng Yan still had that indifferent expression on his face.

"Oh! You kid, do you think I'm afraid of this? Do you think the poison array I set up here is vegetarian?"

"It would be fine if you didn't involve her, but the nature of the matter changed once Dugu Yan left Tiandou Royal Academy!"

Finally, Feng Yan couldn't help it, he pushed Dugu Bo away, and pointed at Dugu Yan with an anxious look.

"Hey! Yan Feng, what do you mean?"

Dugu Yan felt puzzled and became angry when Yan Feng pointed at her.

Feng Yan was really in a dilemma. "You two are so brave! If I don't leave now, not only will this medicine garden be gone, you two will probably be buried with me!"

Not only was it meeting Dugu Yan, an acquaintance, but there was also the extremely embarrassing thing of a blind date.

To put it bluntly, Dugu Yan is to Dugu Bo what Poison Douluo is to his hostage in the Heaven Dou Empire.

It's just that they themselves don't think so, after all, they don't know that Xue Qinghe is Qian Renxue. To put it bluntly, Dugu Yan is a card that the Spirit Hall holds in its hands to control Dugu Bo, and even the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Clan.

If Feng Yan didn't know Qian Renxue and Bibi Dong well enough, and happened to recall his past memories, he would never be able to understand this.

If only Feng Yan and Tang San were taken away by Dugu Bo, Qian Renxue would only think that Dugu Bo acted on impulse. After all, Yan Feng was the son of the Sword Demon, so nothing serious would happen.

Once Dugu Yan was taken away from Tiandou Royal Academy by Dugu Bo, Qian Renxue would be unsure about the safety of Yan Feng.

By then, it will be inevitable that a large force from the Spirit Hall will go out to search for Dugu Bo. The poison array set up by Dugu Bo will be the most conspicuous landmark, and the existence of the Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire will definitely be exposed.

Qian Renxue would be fine, but the Spirit Hall's large-scale deployment would definitely not be hidden from Bibi Dong.

Treasures are tempting. At that time, for the sake of this precious land, Bibi Dong will definitely suppress all the rebellious forces in the Tiandou Empire.

Once the two generals, Juegui and Ha, arrive, everything will be gone.

What Feng Yan is worried about right now is not the treasure, because what is more important is his life.

The strange identity of 'Yan Feng' cannot withstand detailed investigation. He is the son of Tang Yuehua and the son of Xue Di. Bibi Dong is not stupid.

It’s not that I feel sorry for Dugu Bo, but Bibi Dong said that it was lucky that Feng Yan and Tang San, father and son, were on the run. If they can’t explain themselves clearly, Tang Hao will take Feng Yan’s life.

Right now the only correct choice is for Feng Yan to quickly return to Tiandou City and report to Qian Renxue.

But Gudu Bo and Dugu Yan didn't know these things.

"Even if you have to be buried with me, you have to tell me your solution." Dugu Bo said sinisterly.

"What do you mean by burial? Grandpa! What exactly are you and Yan Feng going to do? What do you think of me?"

"Yanyan, don't be anxious..."

"Grandpa! I can't possibly marry Yan Feng. He's Ling Ling's man, and he has more than one girlfriend. I already have Tian Heng, so what's the point of marrying him? If you force me again, I'll jump off here."

"Yanyan! Don't be willful! This is not up to you! Your life is at stake, you must marry him!"

"I do not!"

"Yanyan!"

This grandfather and grandson, one wanted to jump into the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Spring, while the other one held him back. Feng Yan thought it was quite funny.

After watching a crosstalk about "forced marriage", Feng Yan came up with a compromise.

"Ahem. Old Poison, don't force me or her. Let's make a bet. If I win, the technique is yours, and this medicinal garden is mine. What do you think?"

Upon hearing Yan Feng's words, Dugu Bo and Dugu Yan both fell silent.

"What do you want to bet on, little brat? Be careful not to get yourself involved in such a small game." Dugu Bo sneered.

Dugu Yan's emotions did not calm down so quickly. She threatened with a grin, "Why are you betting again? Yan Feng, what are you trying to do? Be careful or Ling Ling and I will complain and say you bullied me!"

Upon hearing this, Dugu Bo became excited again, "Yanyan, it doesn't matter if I bully you~"

"Humph! You are disrespectful to the elderly. I will ignore you!"

"Yanyan, goodbye!"

"Am I afraid that you will threaten me?" Feng Yan rolled his eyes and continued to walk towards the Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire.

"you!"

Ignoring Dugu Yan's appearance of jumping up to hit someone, Feng Yan waved his hand at Dugu Bo, "Old Poisonous Creature, take Tang San and Dugu Yan with me. Not too far, just in the direction of Tiandou City, a thousand feet away from here."

"No..." Dugu Bo tried to stop Yan Feng.

A real man never looks back. To look cool, Feng Yan ignored him and said, "I don't need you to do anything. Just clear a space and wait for the guests to arrive."

"No..." Dugu Bo tried to stop Yan Feng again.

Feng Yan tried to provoke him, "Are you afraid, you Poison Douluo?"

"Tiandou City is not in that direction." Dugu Yan scratched his head, totally unable to understand what was going on in the man's brain.

Feng Yan stopped walking as soon as he heard this and stood there in a daze.

Qiuqiu in his arms also woke up at this time, and at this moment, he showed a very human expression of rolling his eyes.

After stretching beautifully, Qiuqiu jumped at Fengyan's feet.

She was like a little tiger, Qiuqiu, walking with a step that ignored her relatives, looking left and right in the Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire as if patrolling her territory.

Feng Yan was not impressed by how handsome he was at the moment, and he didn't care about Qiu Qiu anymore. He turned around silently, squeezed between the grandfather and grandson, and walked towards the outside of the Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire.

Using his soul power, he pulled Tang San over and grabbed the waistband of his pants, and Dugu Bo followed immediately.

"Hey kid, what do you want to do? Even if you want to gamble, you should tell us the bet first!"

Feng Yan said very straightforwardly, but in a very unpleasant way: "It's very simple, bet on whether I can save your life next time. If you owe me a life, there's no need to make things so complicated."

"You are drunk, kid. There are not many people in the whole continent who can take my life."

Feng Yan: Not many. Any Titled Douluo is stronger than you. How many Titled Douluos can there be?

Dugu Bo was very dismissive of this, and the look he gave Yan Feng was filled with indescribable pride.

Dugu Yan, who followed behind, pinched her chin and reacted, "Could it be that your prince got mad and brought a large army to attack us?"

Sometimes women's intuition always exceeds Feng Yan's imagination, and Dugu Yan really made a rough guess.

Glancing at Dugu Yan, Feng Yan said calmly, "It's almost the same, but worse than that."

The unknown always makes people fearful. The more Dugu Bo listened, the more panicked he became. "Boy, don't keep me in suspense. What exactly do you want me to do?"

"Nothing, please, Your Majesty the Poison Douluo, clear a piece of open space at the location I just mentioned, and then set up a conspicuous bonfire."

The more Yan Feng talked, the more mysterious it became. Dugu Bo became even more panicked. "What on earth are you trying to do?"

Feng Yan turned around and gave Dugu Bo a mysterious smile.

"Look at Poison Douluo, dancing alone under the moon!"

(End of this chapter)