Douluo: It started when Bibi Dong tricked me into drinking tea

Chapter 214 Goodbye
"Boss, I want two ripe watermelons, plus a glass of watermelon juice."

"Okay! I'll give you eight Gintama coins."

As for the idea of ​​going back to school to take a look, Feng Yan didn't feel anything.

He just couldn't reveal his identity, so he wore a black robe, a hood and a mask to cover himself tightly.

However, his innate sense of relaxation came back, and when he reached the gate of Shrek Academy, he bought two watermelons from a vendor and held them in his arms.

With a glass of watermelon juice, he leaned on the watermelon and walked towards the gate of Shrek Academy.

However, once Feng Yan felt relaxed to the extreme, his mind wandered away, and in the blink of an eye Oscar and Jiangzhu disappeared.

Staring at the early morning sun, he stood in front of the iron gate and began to think.

"Climb over the wall? Or climb over the wall?"

There were quite a few people standing with him in front of the gate looking inside, both men and women, most of them just passing by to see the excitement.

People are like this. When there are a lot of people, they are like a flock of sheep, following the same direction.

However, the two Shrek Academy students on duty at the door did not think so. They could not help but point and criticize the big iron gate. A student strode up.

"Everyone, please don't block the gate of our college. If you are here to apply for admission to our college, you are too late. The time has passed."

The crowd immediately scattered like birds and beasts, except for Feng Yan, there were a few stubborn people who remained motionless.

"Everyone, it's class time at the academy now. Can you please go somewhere else? My friend with two big watermelons on his chest, please stay away from the academy gate."

At this time, Feng Yan was still sipping watermelon juice and daydreaming, and didn't feel that anything was wrong at all.

There was a black, extremely shaky object that flashed past the corner of his eyes, as if someone took a step back, which made Feng Yan look over involuntarily.

Unfortunately, only the flat green grassland appeared before our eyes.

Feng Yan was so disappointed that the straw slipped out of his mouth, and the watermelon juice gurgled back into the cup.

It was as if the girl looked at the person next to her and said "Tsk!"

The Shrek Academy student also spoke again: "Friend with two big watermelons on your chest, why don't you listen?"

This sound was great. Once again attracted by the black visual impact, everyone's eyes turned to Feng Yan.

And another girl's baby voice came over, "Mom, this uncle is super! A super sword!"

"Huh?" Feng Yan almost spilled his watermelon juice.

He turned around and was about to get angry, but was immediately stared at by four pairs of eyes.

Of course, what is even more indispensable is the excitement on the girl’s face, as if thousands of stars are shining brightly.

Is it too late to run? We are already surrounded.

The three people around him were Ning Rongrong, Zhu Zhuqing, and Xiaowu who was holding Feng Yu.

Even though they had dressed up and were wearing masks, their aura was too easy to recognize.

Seeing her daughter say this, Xiao Wu was so joking.

The crooked-mouthed rabbit laughed and said, "Well! Xiaoyu is smart, but she is indeed mean!"

"...No, you can recognize me dressed like this?"

Feng Yan, under the mask, almost wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl into, but he still wanted to know.

Obviously, he took the initiative to hide his appearance and aura. Unlike the other three, Feng Yan's aura was extremely advanced, compatible with the environment, giving the feeling that he had different faces to different people.

Ning Rongrong slapped Feng Yan's shoulder, squeezing it very hard.

But she was smiling again, "I didn't recognize him at first, but Xiaoyu can easily sense other people's sword intentions. Only you can hold a melon and have a super super sword!"

Okay, I've sold my daughter, and there's nothing to say about the rumors.

He simply stuffed the watermelon into Ning Rongrong's arms and reached out to take over his daughter's hug.

"A Da!" Xiao Wu responded to Feng Yan with a single-leg rising dragon kick, which kicked Feng Yan into an exaggerated parabola and sent him flying over the dozens-meter-high gate of Shrek Academy.

"I've been wandering around for five years and now I want to hug my daughter as soon as I see her! God bless you!"

Feng Yan didn't show any temper when he was beaten. He resisted a little and then continued to move forward with the force.

Although he landed safely, Feng Yan still laughed awkwardly when he looked at the student, "Haha... She is more violent."

Ning Rongrong came to the other side of the student, holding a watermelon and drinking watermelon juice from a straw, and said, "Junior, you are very dedicated. But don't stare at me~"

To the two's surprise, although the student on duty was indeed stunned, his face was immediately filled with disdain.

"What are you pretending for? Don't think you can fool me with this act!"

"You are already the 23rd group pretending to be seniors to enter the academy. I won't be fooled. If you know what's best for you, leave here quickly. Otherwise, I will kick you out."

“Impersonation?!” Xiao Wu, who was already standing on top of the big iron gate and holding Feng Yu, suddenly widened her eyes, “Who dares to impersonate me, Sister Xiao Wu? I’ll beat him to a pulp!”

Feng Yan: Go ahead and hit me, why are you staring at me...

At this time, there was a commotion in the school. "Hey, hey, hey! Who dares to act wild in Shrek Academy? Come down here quickly!"

"Who is it?" Ning Rongrong tilted her neck and puffed out the big watermelon on her chest.

Looking in the direction of the voice, they saw a woman in professional attire walking towards them.

Xiao Wu, who was at the highest point, stared at her with her rabbit eyes narrowed for a long time, until she came closer and then asked: "Meng Yiran?"

"Teacher Meng, they were the ones who broke into the college!" The student on duty in front of the school gate immediately found the backbone.

Meng Yiran nodded. "Where did you come from to cause trouble? Why are you all wearing masks and pretending to be masters?"

After she finished speaking, she swung the silver-white snake staff out of her hand and smashed it towards Xiao Wu.

It was obvious that none of them were planning to take action, so they did not try to stop it in advance.

Although the snake staff came down with great force, it had little power.

Feng Yu in Xiao Wu's arms even yawned, "This auntie doesn't have a sword, it's not fun."

Just at this moment, a dark blue figure attacked.

The man turned over and knocked the snake staff down with just two fingers.

"Oh, where did this handsome guy come from?" Ning Rongrong narrowed her eyes and poked Feng Yan with her elbow, "He is staring at Xiao Wu~"

Feng Yan immediately snatched the watermelon juice and said without any psychological burden: "Why are you jealous? Do you know who he is?"

"Who is he?" Ning Rongrong suddenly felt something was wrong and looked him up and down. "He behaves elegantly and calmly. Is he a nobleman from some place? He should be from the academy?"

Ning Rongrong maintained her strong intuition as always, and she herself was a top aristocrat. Even if she had never eaten pork, she had at least seen pigs run.

"Xiao Wu..." But the man continued to stare at her as if no one was around.

Until Feng Yan said disdainfully: "San'er, your girlfriend is standing there stupidly, what are you doing?"

"Who do you say is his girlfriend?!" Meng Yiran finally called back the snake staff and pointed it directly at Feng Yan.

However, Xiao Wu understood Feng Yan's meaning and said in surprise: "Tang San? No way?"

Even though Xiao Wu thought she had a second spring and was still very charming while holding the baby, Tu felt embarrassed for a while.

Now the rabbit face suddenly became stinky, and it kicked its legs and landed beside Feng Yan, handed Feng Yan to her father, and stood on tiptoe, looking at Tang San vigilantly.

Only Meng Yiran sneered and said, "Still want to pretend to be a mistress?! I am still Yan Feng!"

However, when Tang San turned around, Meng Yiran was stunned.

Feng Yan didn't want to see that nonsense at all, Tang San's inner changes were up to him. As for Meng Yiran, she was still the same ghost, like a female snake in heat.

"Little handsome guy..."

"Uncle, what are they doing?" Feng Yu looked back and forth between Tang San and Meng Yiran with her big dark eyes.

uncle? !
Feng Yan lifted his mask angrily, "What uncle? Call me daddy!"

The little girl's eyes froze for a moment, and she looked at her unreliable mother for help.

However, Ning Rongrong had already cut one of the watermelons into eight pieces. Xiao Wu took one of them and ate it vigorously, not noticing her precious daughter at all.

The problem is that the father is not reliable either. He put the watermelon juice into his daughter's arms and asked Ning Rongrong for the watermelon, "Where's mine?"

"Anyone who sees it gets a share~" Ning Rongrong also gave half to two students from Shrek Academy, wanting to let people know how neatly she killed the melons.

Just when these unreliable parents were eager to eat melons, a "meow" broke the original harmony.

An orange-yellow little fellow suddenly jumped out, "Meow! Rabbit Fengyan should all die, meow!"

First, it used its two hind legs to kick Xiao Wu's head hard, and then it used its two front legs to slap Feng Yan in the face.

"Hey, Ruishou, what are you doing?"

"Hey! You little Qiuqiu! Look at me, my sword!"

"Meow wow!"

The Shrek student held the watermelon in his hand, and all the adjectives he had learned in his life were not enough to describe the shock in his heart.

What the hell, the teacher’s attack was easily controlled?
So when did this girl, who had only 200 grams of meat, cut the melon?

Why did the lady in leather jacket behind me suddenly come in?

Moreover, how could a masked man holding a child be fighting with an orange cat?

As for what happened to Meng Yiran and Tang San, it doesn’t matter anymore. That child is just too adorable.

Her fluffy and soft silver little head looked like a dandelion floating in the air.

"Hehe~ Little Qiuqiu hits his uncle, great!" Fengyu clapped her little hands, feeling so happy.

"Xiao Yu, it's daddy!" Xiao Wu also covered her face at this time.

Feng Yu's uncle is Feng Zimu. This name makes the relationship very complicated.

At this time, Tang San also displayed his twin martial spirits, and was thrown into Meng Yiran's arms.

"Xiao San! You're finally back!"

However, Tang San's eyes were still on Xiao Wu.

If Feng Yan hadn't been arguing with Qiu Qiu, I'm afraid he would have sung it out for Meng Yiran.

'Looking at you, hugging me, your eyes are as lonely as the moonlight~'

Although Meng Yiran is not lonely, her physical condition has been severely damaged, as can be seen from her facial features. Feng Yan doesn't even know how many times she has had miscarriages, or whether she is still fertile.

After a short while of eating melons, Meng Yiran also pulled Tang San closer, "So, it's really you? No wonder I seemed to see Xiao Ao and Senior Sister Jiangzhu."

Unfortunately, Meng Yiran's character made her get along poorly with everyone else, and even Xiao Wu didn't respond to her.

The main reason was that Tang San's gaze was too direct, and she wanted to kick him to knock his eyes away.

Seeing this, Meng Yiran also asked, "By the way, are Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun still missing?"

As soon as she finished speaking, an extremely delicate voice came from the sky, "Sister Meng, are you missing me?"

The dark red flame flashed by, and a "royal sister" in a long red dress and long flowing hair appeared in front of everyone.

The young man following behind him had long golden hair that was draped wildly behind his back. He had double pupils in his eyes and a slightly excited look on his face.

Although his clothes were a little shabby, they could not hide his noble appearance.

When Ning Rongrong saw the 'royal sister', she stopped eating the melon in her hand and immediately exclaimed, "No way?! Ma Hongjun?"

"Hate it! Rongrong, I'm calling you Jiaojiao now~"

Seeing Ma Hongjun's coquettish look, Ning Rongrong was petrified on the spot and couldn't utter a word.

What's even more terrifying is that Ma Hongjun was flirting with Dai Mubai, and Dai Mubai didn't say a word.

In this situation, even Feng Yan paused as Qiuqiu's two front paws hit his forehead.

No one expected that the little orange cat's seemingly playful kick would send Feng Yan flying, and he twisted around in front of the Shrek gate for who knows how many times before he finally landed on the ground.

Because of the sudden disappearance of her father, the little girl Fengyu stayed where she was and jumped to the ground.

"What a cute little sister. Whose child are you?" Ma Hongjun was touched by Feng Yu's cuteness and came in front of her in a flash.

But just as he was about to pick up Fengyu, Xiao Wu grabbed his wrist.

"Fatty! You're so disgusting! Don't even think about touching my daughter!"

"Eh? Is it your child, Xiao Wu? Oh, I'm not fat, I'm also a girl~"

"Explosive Kill..."

"what?"

"Eight-dan throw!"

"what!"

Apparently, Xiao Wu beat Ma Hongjun so hard that he flipped up and down and bounced like a ball.

"Xiao Wu! Don't force your sister!"

"Sister, you fat-headed ghost!"

"Ahhh! Seventh soul skill, Phoenix Zhen..."

"What's so true!" Feng Yan finished his own bounce and joined the mixed doubles, "Take my Ice Palm!"

After a while, Ma Hongjun, with big bumps on his head and a bruised face, squatted on the ground, holding his head and not daring to say a word.

"You're not Fatty, why did you mess with Brother Yan? Don't you know that people don't like you to talk? Can't you be beautiful alone?" Oscar, who finally arrived, handed Ma Hongjun a big sausage.

Jiangzhu on the side also raised the healing scepter and started treating Ma Hongjun.

This scene seemed familiar, except that Ma Hongjun was even more miserable last time.

As for the others, they finally greeted Flanders and Liu Erlong who had come over.

The girl naturally greeted Liu Erlong, while Flanders shook hands with Tang San and Dai Mubai one by one.

"Dean, when were you released from prison?" Dai Mubai quickly started joking.

"Well, it's been nearly two years." Speaking of this, Flanders felt exhausted both physically and mentally.

"Has the Spirit Hall locked you up for so long?"

"Who made our master shout every day that he wanted to see the Pope?"

Tang San also took advantage of the situation and asked: "Dean, I wonder where the teacher is now."

"... Yu Xiaogang, ah Yu Xiaogang, after he was released from prison, he had a big fight with Erlong and they broke off their friendship. Now no one knows where he is."

(End of this chapter)