Douluo: It started when Bibi Dong tricked me into drinking tea

Chapter 33: Yan Feng is crazy?
"Tang San, you are really lucky..."

"Brother Dai, what do you mean?"

Before gathering at the square, Feng Yan and Oscar were not the only ones communicating cordially and amicably. While Dai Mubai was still in shock, he was also thinking about whether he could further win over Tang San.

"We in Shrek Academy allow fighting, but we don't allow killing. That Yan Yanfeng is obviously a special freak..."

What Dai Mubai was talking about was the matter of Dan Shi.

After knowing the effect of Dan Shi, Tang San took a deep breath, and a dense stream of cold sweat oozed out from the pores of Tang San's body, "He has such a method?!"

Dai Mubai's comment was almost the same as Feng Yan's own: "You don't have to worry too much. It should be the life-saving killing move that the Sword Demon taught him. The killing range is extremely limited. Unless he gets close to you by accident, it will be difficult to kill you."

Shaking his head, Dai Mubai continued, "You were too impatient just now. Not to mention the sword demon behind them, if Yan Feng wanted to die together, you would not be able to escape."

Dai Mubai is still too young. Tang San was a little confused by his tricks after he came to his senses.

Seeing Xiao Wu rushing over after apologizing to Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing, Tang San decided to play along, "Brother Dai, your Yan Feng's love was taken away by a sword. I think you can understand my feelings."

Sure enough, Dai Mubai suddenly felt that the distance between him and Tang San had shortened a lot, and the two of them walked even closer.

Dai Mubai said angrily in a low voice: "So what if I can understand? What you said is fake, I..."

Tang San placed his index finger on his lips and whispered, "Although there is the Sword Demon, he is a senior master after all. He can't and doesn't have the interest to take care of everything. If there is any way, it would be great if we can teach them a lesson without you and me getting involved."

The last sentence Tang San said sounded like he was thinking about something, but it also seemed like he said nothing.

At least Xiao Wu came, and Dai Mubai didn't have time to ask any more questions.

"Third brother, Rongrong said that the fight between you was just a competition, and the kowtow was done by Yanfeng. She won't blame us."

"Is that so... It's rare that you, Xiao Wu, would apologize to others." As he spoke, Tang San's expression suddenly became doting.

Xiao Wu shrank her head, blushing as she twisted her fingers around and said, "We all live in the same dormitory, I... I can't fall out with them over such a small matter..."

This little thing? Tang San was a little choked, and just at this moment, a little fat boy ran up to Dai Mubai.

"Boss Dai, did you fight with the freshmen? There are so many pretty ones this year..."

If Oscar thought looking at girls was vulgar, then this little fat boy was showing naked desire, drooling without any concealment at all.

Almost at the same time, two pairs of intensely hostile gazes fell on him.

At this moment, Feng Yan stopped forcing Oscar to make sausages, and actually reached a certain degree of synchronization with Tang San.

Of course, it was also because he heard the conversation between Dai Mubai and Tang San. Although the Sword Demon was not good at playing tricks, he thought that Tang San had no good intentions.

It would be fine if it only happened to Feng Yan himself, but Tang San happened to be talking about "them". Isn't this little fat boy walking into trouble?
"Fatty! If you don't want to die, shut up!"

Dai Mubai had just seen that Yan Feng and Tang San were not ordinary twelve-year-old boys. They were both ruthless people who could kill people if they disagreed with them.

Pulling the fat boy over nervously, Dai Mubai took the initiative to introduce him to others in order to divert attention.

"His name is Ma Hongjun, and his martial spirit is a chicken..."

"Bullshit! Your martial spirit is a chicken, my martial spirit is a phoenix..."

"I don't want to bother with you. His martial spirit..."

After a while of jokes, Feng Yan roughly understood what was going on with this little fat guy.

Generally speaking, because of the mutation of Ma Hongjun's martial soul, his sexual desires in men and women are too strong.

But from Feng Yan's perspective, it was different. He almost blurted out, "Amazing! Your extremely yang body is broken, and you think your life is too long?"

Feng Yan's words were sensational, but since they came from the mouth of 'Yan Feng', they had no credibility.

Ma Hongjun just thought it was just a rumor, "The evil fire is coming and can't be suppressed. What are you talking about?"

Tang San was shocked. The fact that Yan Feng's ranking in Feng Ping was bought had already made his opinion of Yan Feng plummet to the bottom. He only regarded him as a noble playboy.

But as soon as the words "Extreme Yang Body" came out, he knew whether it existed or not, and Tang San immediately felt that "Yan Feng" was not simple.

It was not known whether Tang San would oppose whatever Feng Yan said, as he obviously understood this, but he stood on Ma Hongjun's side when he spoke.

"That can't be said. If the extremely yang body doesn't have natural materials and treasures to purify it, it can only be done in this way as a temporary measure."

Hearing this, Ma Hongjun immediately became excited, "That's right! This is my teacher's idea! How could it be wrong? Is it your turn to point fingers?" "Then your teacher's level is just that." Feng Yan rolled his eyes. He was still the Feng Yan who retorted on the spot.

Ma Hongjun was short of breath, "You..."

Oscar raised a handful of sausages in his hand, pointed at the middle-aged uncle behind Ma Hongjun with difficulty and said, "Excuse me, the fat man's teacher is the dean..."

Four-eyed cat owl Flanders? Feng Yan remembered what Zhu Zhuqing had mentioned to him.

The dean of Shrek Academy really lives up to his name, with a flat face, a hooked nose, broad cheekbones, and square black-framed glasses, he really looks like an owl.

At this time, Xiao Wu, who was facing Feng Yan and Oscar together with Tang San, Ma Hongjun and others, looked back and said in surprise: "Isn't this the profiteer uncle?"

Everyone was so surprised that they almost subconsciously lined up in a row.

Only Feng Yan walked slowly to the end of the line and stood next to Oscar. He grabbed the sausage from Oscar's hand and started to chew it.

Seeing this, Flanders, who had been expressionless, frowned.

Flanders was a contemporary of Feng Yan. Now, a man who looked exactly like the Sword Demon was eating sausages in front of him without any image, which was simply a shock to his soul.

After calming down, Flanders was still more concerned about Ma Hongjun, so he asked, "If I don't want to lose my virginity, do you have a solution?"

Feng Yan said there could be a solution, and indeed there is one, which is the Chunyang Wuji Gong, which gradually improves the soul power. In addition to being a boy's skill, it is a completely grand way, and it can even be said to be a road to heaven.

But Yan Feng had no solution, he just spread his hands.

"I don't know. At worst, he won't practice. Otherwise, he will be drinking poison to quench thirst. As his cultivation level improves, it will become more and more difficult to control his desires. He will probably vent his anger all day long but never get rid of it. Sooner or later, he will go crazy."

Almost anyone who comes here can understand Feng Yan's statement if they think about it carefully, including Ma Hongjun himself who has personal experience of it.

"Ah? My cultivation is getting higher and higher, and my desires are getting stronger and stronger. Doesn't that mean I'm doomed?!" Ma Hongjun was almost crying.

Flanders looked at Yan Feng deeply, and always felt that he really knew, but was just unwilling to say it, especially when he had the face of a sword demon.

"Alright! Stop crying. Aren't you embarrassed? Don't you think about how many years it will take!"

In fact, it wasn't that many years. Feng Yan could see at a glance that Flanders had calculated the time to some extent over the years.

Once Ma Hongjun breaks through to Soul Emperor, he will be Soul Sage at the latest, and it will be difficult to suppress the evil fire through external force.

"Okay, let's get ready for class." After Ma Hongjun's emotions stabilized, Flanders began his opening remarks before teaching.

"This year is great. We have five more little monsters. I, the dean of Shrek Academy, Flanders, welcome you on behalf of the academy..."

After talking about paying the registration fee and asking Dai Mubai to tell everyone the rules of Shrek Academy, Flanders announced that the next classes would be held in the evening and called Feng Yan, Ning Rongrong and Oscar.

It was another long speech, basically saying that every martial soul was different, focusing on how to use the martial soul, and thus talking about the importance of teamwork.

Then, Flanders looked at Oscar and said, "Oscar, tell me, as an auxiliary spirit master, how can I better protect myself on the battlefield?"

Oscar said without hesitation: "Hide behind your companions as much as possible, and use all available terrain and buildings around you to avoid risks. Stay away from dangerous areas as much as possible."

“That’s quite true…”

Then Flanders gave another long speech, all about the same old physical fitness, which made Feng Yan sleepy.

He had a bad feeling, and it soon came true.

Sure enough, after a long speech, Flanders nodded to the three of them and said, "Your course today is physical training."

"From now on, run around the entire village twenty times. If you haven't returned before lunch, you won't have lunch. You can use your own martial arts spirits to assist. Now, let's go. Oscar will lead the way."

"Wait!" After Flanders said that, Feng Yan immediately raised his hand in front of Ning Rongrong's shocked eyes.

"What do you want to say?" Flanders asked.

What Feng Yan said next was so shocking in the minds of these boys and girls that it shocked the world and made the gods cry.

Pointing at Zhu Zhuqing, Ning Rongrong, and Feng Yan himself, Feng Yan had an expression that seemed to be a matter of course.

"Dean, the three of us need to take a day off."

Flanders and others were all shocked: asking for leave on the first day of school? And bringing two little beauties with him? What was he going to do? Was Yan Feng crazy?

(End of this chapter)