Douluo: It started when Bibi Dong tricked me into drinking tea

Chapter 48 The Sword Demon's Philosophy of Life

Xiao Wu's hairstyle is a pigtail shaped like a scorpion's tail. The back of her head needs to be divided into "three in the middle and two on the sides", which is not complicated.

Feng Yan's experience came from Ning Rongrong and Qian Renxue, so he could be considered a veteran. He took care of Xiao Wu in no time.

The two of them put out the bonfire, and when they were on their way back, Feng Yan asked, "Rabbit, are you really that sad? You can still cry when you comb your hair or tie it up?"

Feng Yan was very confused. No matter how much he thought about it, he still couldn't figure out one thing: had the rabbit in front of him really lived for 100,000 years?
Xiao Wu, who was trying hard to hold back her tears but still had red eyes, completely refused to admit that she had just cried, "No! I didn't cry!"

Then Xiao Wu yelled again, "Hurry up! You are a sword demon, but you are so weak. It took you two hours to walk a half-hour distance, and you still blame me for being slow!"

Despite the scolding, Xiao Wu still did not quicken her pace to avoid Feng Yan, but quietly walked one body length ahead of Feng Yan.

"If you run at full speed, you can finish the journey in half an hour, but you don't know that I'm poisoned and I won't be alive for many days!"

"Oh? So what you mean is that I can bully you now?" Xiao Wu immediately discovered her blind spot and stopped crying.

But this hit Feng Yan's competitive spirit, and the dying Sword Demon did not back down and immediately fought back.

"Heh, I can't use my soul power casually, but does that mean I'm weak? Who gave you the courage to make you think you can beat me? Or do you want to have a taste of Danxi?"

For a moment, Xiao Wu actually thought: Does this person need to be pampered?

Xiao Wu, who didn't want to argue with Feng Yan anymore, could only touch him awkwardly, "Uh... Can't I admit that you're awesome?"

"Of course!" Feng Yan raised his head confidently.

At this moment, Xiao Wu also remembered an important thing: "By the way, where is the third brother?"

Feng Yan used his mental power to scan and found several people behind him. "Not far behind. Flanders has found Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun and is on his way back. I estimate that they will arrive at the same time as us."

"Ah? Run!"

Xiao Wu was startled immediately and jumped out at an accelerated speed.

……

When the two returned to Shrek Academy, it was almost the end of the Yin hour and the beginning of the Mao hour, just before midnight.

At this time, the cafeteria had just started to light the fire and cook. Xiao Wu went back to the dormitory to change clothes. Naturally, he couldn't sit still, so he thought about going back to the dormitory to ask Oscar for some sausages to satisfy his hunger.

But Oscar hadn't woken up yet, so Feng Yan had to take a comfortable hot bath first.

What puzzled Fengyan was that Oscar got up and left not long after he had taken a shower.

Without thinking much, Feng Yan went to the cafeteria to have breakfast.

I don’t know if the cafeteria of Shrek Academy is a place where storms gather. Before he even got there, Feng Yan heard Tang San questioning Xiao Wu who had just finished washing up.

"Xiao Wu, where did you go last night?!"

"I didn't go anywhere. I went shopping in the city in the afternoon and went back to the dormitory to sleep at night~" Xiao Wu replied with a sweet smile.

Feng Yan felt that girls might be gifted at lying, and the rabbit’s performance was perfect, at least Feng Yan couldn’t see anything.

But seeing Tang San's reluctant expression, he seemed to have noticed something, "Really?"

"What else? Rongrong and Zhuqing can both testify. But third brother, where have you been all day? I didn't see you anywhere."

At this time, Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong were eating in the cafeteria, and Tang San and Xiao Wu were talking outside the cafeteria.

The people in the cafeteria didn't have the talent to listen to rumors, and Xiao Wu even asked a question to stump Tang San.

Even if this rabbit was dead, Tang San would never go to the cafeteria to ask Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong.

But at this time, Ma Hongjun, who was watching the fun, scratched his head and asked in confusion: "Really? But why do I feel like I saw Xiao Wu in Soto City at night."

When Feng Yan heard this, he immediately thought of Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun in the brothel. It was likely that Ma Hongjun had caught a glimpse of Xiao Wu there.
"Fatty, what nonsense are you talking about?!" Xiao Wu immediately got furious.

This sentence obviously exposed a loophole in Xiao Wu's words. Tang San already had doubts, and now no matter how Xiao Wu refuted, Tang San seemed not to believe it.

Tang San was about to go to the cafeteria to ask Zhu Zhuqing and Ning Rongrong for clarification.

Feng Yan curled his lips. He had already reached the cafeteria. While curtsying in his heart that Rabbit was lucky, he walked out.

"What are you arguing about?" Without even looking at Xiao Wu, Feng Yan said as he walked, picking his ears.

As soon as he saw Yan Feng coming, Tang San immediately blurted out, "Yan Feng? Where were you last night?"

Tang San was left outside the city in the sun for a whole day, and Feng Yan knew that he was angry.

But who made Tang San have bad intentions? Feng Yan had no psychological burden when he confronted him, "Do I need to report to you where I'm going? Why do you care where I go!"

Xiao Wu knew how powerful Feng Yan was, and she also knew that he had excellent hearing, so he must have heard the conversation just now. So Xiao Wu was almost certain that Feng Yan's expression of everyone owing him 2.58 million was 98% to help her out.

As soon as Feng Yan finished speaking, Xiao Wu immediately took over the conversation, not giving Tang San any chance at all.

"Third brother, do you suspect that Yan Feng and I are together?"

This move of taking the initiative was a fatal move. Tang San was immediately panicked and said, "Xiao Wu, that's not what I meant!"

"What do you mean by that? I haven't dreamed of him again! Is that satisfactory to you?"

After saying that, Xiao Wu walked towards the cafeteria without looking back.

Feng Yan shrugged his shoulders. He learned the skill of playing pranks from the little witch and had mastered the essence of it.

"Hey, actually she is with me~ Don't be jealous, after all, you are brother and sister, and your sister will get married sooner or later." Feng Yan spread his hands, like a second-generation who came from nowhere.

"You!" Tang San was immediately enraged, his cold eyes containing a considerable degree of murderous intent, and he did not notice Xiao Wu's back as she quickened her pace and fled in panic.

Dai Mubai and Ma Hongjun on the side didn't feel anything about this, but Feng Yan laughed even more wildly.

He likes people like Tang San who clearly want to do bad things but blames them on others.

According to Feng Yan's experience, as long as he could provoke them to take action, he could justifiably reward him with a sword and send him back home.

According to Feng Yan's previous life, this is called a defensive counterattack, exercising the right of self-defense. The other party is fully responsible, and if they die, they die.

But Feng Yan ignored the fact that his girlfriend was not far away. His words just now were teasing the 100,000-year-old rabbit, but it sounded different in his girlfriend's ears.

When Feng Yan clearly heard the sound of cutlery being broken, he knew that something was wrong.

Not caring about Tang San, Feng Yan rushed into the cafeteria at lightning speed.

Almost kneeling down beside Zhu Zhuqing's legs, Feng Yan said in an extremely flattering tone: "Zhuqing, I'm sorry, I was wrong, I know you and Rongrong are doing this for my own good, I can't save face, right?"

Seeing this, Oscar immediately spat out a mouthful of meat porridge, and Ning Rongrong looked at Yan Feng with disbelief.

Some things are not easy for Yan Feng to understand, and it is even more incredible that he can use such a shameless skill.

Especially Xiao Wu, who deeply understood what "the sword demon's competitive spirit" meant.

Not to mention kneeling down to apologize. The day before, Ning Rongrong and Tang San fought to the death for this, and today 'Yan Feng' demonstrated it himself?
However, Zhu Zhuqing was obviously angry and left the cafeteria without saying a word.

Ning Rongrong knew that she would have to travel a long distance to the Xingdou Great Forest today, so she tied her hair up and wore a tight-fitting jacket and long pants, and the overall color was her favorite sky blue.

But she didn't even want to pay attention to Feng Yan. She wiped her mouth and quickly followed Zhu Zhuqing.

"Hey... why are they all leaving?" Feng Yan muttered in confusion as he got up, "Am I not sincere enough?"

Even though Oscar was frightened by Feng Yan's action, he pulled the corner of his mouth and said puzzledly: "Brother Yan, you..."

"What's wrong? Zhu Qing is not an outsider. He won't die if he kneels down to apologize." Feng Yan spread his hands and said as a matter of course.

Oscar's eyes changed again when he looked at Feng Yan. The way he looked at Feng Yan was almost the highest respect a man could have. "Brother Yan, I respect you as a man!"

Oscar just finished cleaning up the spilled porridge and said hello and left, "Brother Yan, I'm done eating. I'll leave first."

"okay."

Seeing that no one had left and the three people outside hadn't come in yet, Xiao Wu, who was sitting on the side eating a steamed bun, blinked her rabbit eyes and whispered teasingly: "Aren't you not going to apologize? Didn't you say this is the best?"

Fengyan felt that it was okay for a cat to have a heart as deep as the sea, but why did this old rabbit also have so many twists and turns?

"What? I was just drunk and said that in anger. People can get drunk, but they can't always be sad, right? Life is so painful, I might as well drink some porridge and choke myself to death!"

"Zhu Qing! Listen to my explanation!" After saying that, Feng Yan grabbed two steamed buns and chased out in a hurry.

However, what Feng Yan didn’t see was the flickering eyes in Xiao Wu’s eyes when she looked at his back.

"People can get drunk, but they can't be sad all the time?" Xiao Wu murmured to herself.

At the same time, she also remembered the casual rebuttal that Feng Yan made as a joke before returning to Shrek.

Rumor has it that he was poisoned and is dying?

Xiao Wu still remembers clearly the incident of asking for leave before the gambling fight the morning before yesterday.

At that time, Feng Yan only showed that he was poisoned, right?

"Mom... He is living a good life. Even when he is about to die, he can still be so magnanimous. No wonder he can move forward and become the best in the world..."

(End of this chapter)