Douluo: It started when Bibi Dong tricked me into drinking tea

Chapter 83: The Rabbit Spirit with Divine Feet, Xiao Wu: I am not bad as a soul beast

When Xiao Wu opened her eyes again, it was already early morning.

Feng had not slept yet, and the moment Xiao Wu opened her eyes, he naturally could not ignore Feng Yan who was sitting at the head of the bed.

Staring into Xiao Wu's eyes, Feng Yan asked the question bluntly: "So you are threatening me not to kill Tang San? Or is it to resolve the conflict between soul beasts and humans?"

Xiao Wu did not stand up. She first turned her head to look at the little orange cat Qiuqiu who was lying on the sofa not far away.

Then Xiao Wu couldn't help but laugh and said, "That's what I thought. If you get pregnant with your offspring, you will have no choice but to help the soul beast."

When Feng Yan heard this, he immediately shook off Xiao Wu's wrist in frustration, "Uncle! You are so mean! No wonder you wanted to ask Zhu Qinghuai what happened before!"

"I don't know who my uncle is." Xiao Wu pursed her lips and said aggrievedly.

Looking at Xiao Wu's pale face, Feng Yan didn't know if he had been soft-hearted, and the words on his lips couldn't come out.

Seeing Feng Yan was silent and looked extremely depressed, Xiao Wu couldn't help but force a smile and said, "Looking at you, you've been fooled, right?"

Feng Yan was a little depressed and spoke in a muffled voice.

"Then what else can I do? Is it really like what others say, that I, Feng Yan, am a man who abandons his wife and children? Then should I just chop you up, hunt down your spirit rings and spirit bones, and kill my wife to prove my truth?"

"You are not a human being, and I still want to be a human being."

"Am I your wife now?" Xiao Wu grasped the key point, narrowed her eyes, and smiled even more happily.

Feng Yan felt that she was being too arrogant when he heard this, and said angrily: "Bah! At most, she is a concubine! The kind of concubine that can do whatever she wants!"

Xiao Wu was stunned, but she thought of Feng Yan’s real girlfriend, “I’ll just be your concubine… I’ve already let Zhu Qing down…”

When Zhu Zhuqing was mentioned, Feng Yan got furious. "How dare you say that?! How can I go back to see her if you do that?"

But he changed his mind and felt that he did not have the capital to be justified.

"Forget it... I'm not just sorry to Zhu Qing... I don't know how to face the other person..."

Feng Yan was naturally talking about Qian Renxue. Up to now, the two of them had not had any communication, and Feng Yan didn't even know what to think about.

On the contrary, Xiao Wu's pink eyes widened and she immediately did a sit-up, saying in disbelief: "You have other girls?!"

Feng Yan's mouth twitched immediately, and he just said that Xiao Wu was able to identify with her quickly.

He could only say unhappily, "What else? I can't just know you guys, right?"

"…Her story is more complicated, so I won't talk about it."

Seeing Feng Yan's mood getting depressed again, Xiao Wu also shrank her head, "Just say that I forced you..."

Unexpectedly, Feng Yan's eyes immediately turned red, and he covered his face and said in despair: "Zhu Qing also forced me! All of you..."

"Why not just kill me with one sword!"

He is not a romantic person to begin with, and he can't be affectionate to everyone, "walking through a field of flowers without getting a single leaf on him."

Having a beautiful girl to take care of his daily life and living in love with each other was Feng Yan's original standard for choosing a partner.

Unfortunately, things are unpredictable. In the end, they are either mother and daughter, or just a little girl. Now they are not even human beings.

The more Feng Yan thought about it, the shorter his thoughts became. He felt that he had gone astray from Cheng Ge's path and there was no way back. All his emotions and morals exploded.

Xiao Wu actually understood that Feng Yan's mind was focused on his cultivation. After encountering so many things, he was probably under a lot of psychological burden.

"You can't die." Holding Feng Yan's hand, Xiao Wu gave Feng Yan a firm look, "You are my hope, Zhu Qing's hope, and maybe even another girl's hope."

Feng Yan raised his head and stared at Xiao Wu in a daze. He never thought that one day he would be taught a lesson by a rabbit that had transformed for 100,000 years.

But what Xiao Wu said was indeed reasonable, and Feng Yan himself also took over the sentence: "And my father..."

Taking a deep breath, Feng Yan was too lazy to think about the things he couldn't figure out after feeling uncomfortable. Since he wanted to survive, he had to do it thoroughly. "Forget it, I don't want to think too much."

Thinking that it would be impossible to take Xiao Wu with him when going deep into the Far North, Feng Yan thought it would be better for her to recuperate in this inn.

And it is impossible for Feng Yan to never harm any soul beast after entering the Far North just because of Xiao Wu, so he has to make it clear in advance.

"As for the conflict between soul beasts and humans, first of all, it is difficult to get all humans to act in unison. I think the same is true for you soul beasts."

"Secondly, the only thing I can do is to create a cultivation system that does not require spirit rings. The rest is really not what I am good at."

Feng Yan spoke sincerely, and Xiao Wu understood this, so she comforted him, "No, it's enough that you are willing to create a cultivation system other than the spirit ring system. These things can't all be put on you."

After getting Xiao Wu's affirmation, Feng Yan felt relieved.

At least she is not some saintly woman who keeps asking for things without caring about the current situation.

If this is really the case, Feng Yan thinks it is better to stay away from her.

With a relieved smile, Feng Yan began to arrange the next itinerary.

"You stay here with Qiuqiu for the next few days, and don't go anywhere. I will teach you a set of exercises called the "Shenzu Sutra". I created it over the years thinking about detoxification. I think your body is flexible, which is most suitable for you to practice."

"Okay, it's all up to you."

When it comes to cultivation, Xiao Wu did not question the Sword Demon's ability, so she agreed obediently.

...

They did it right away. The two of them ate some leftovers from last night, washed up and changed into comfortable and well-fitting clothes, and Feng Yan began his teaching.

At this time, Xiao Wu had her long hair loose, and was wearing tight white tights and a tight skirt. One leg was bent forward and straightened, and the other leg was wrapped around her back, with the entire arch of her foot pressed against the back of her head. Feng Yan squatted behind Xiao Wu, and pressed his right palm on her exposed smooth back, using his soul power to help Xiao Wu circulate the body and adapt to the soul power running route.

It took them a whole morning, after ordering food delivery and having lunch, before they managed to finish rehearsing the entire "Shenzu Sutra" from beginning to end.

Feng Yan currently lacks mental strength, and cannot directly impart knowledge like he did when teaching Ning Rongrong.

But this is not bad, at least Xiao Wu practicing the "Shenzu Sutra" is pleasing to the eye. Feng Yan couldn't help but rub his nose and sighed: "It is said that clothes make the man, and saddles make the horse. You are so suitable for practicing this set of exercises..."

Xiao Wu, who was sitting cross-legged on the ground, blushed immediately. After all, she was not the only one who was pleasing to the eye with those weird poses.

Feng Yan's face was really unbearable for Tu. Standing in front of the same mirror, Xiao Wu actually felt that she was totally inferior to him.

Besides, Feng Yan's soul power wandering in Xiao Wu's body always makes her distracted.

Food and sex are human nature, and this is the same for both men and women, even rabbits. Seeing Feng Yan like this, how could Xiao Wu not think too much?

Xiao Wu stood up, walked timidly to Feng Yan, unbuttoned her collar and said: "If you want..."

Feng Yan's pupils shrank and his eyes widened immediately. His breathing became stagnant, but he still waved his hand and refused righteously: "No! I just finished training to recover. When will I finish my trip to the Far North?"

"Okay..." A hint of disappointment flashed in Xiao Wu's eyes.

After sniffing, Feng Yan turned around hesitantly and said, "Then I'll leave."

"Wait!" Xiao Wu hurriedly shouted, "Help me comb my hair."

Then, she hurriedly took out a dark purple wooden comb from her carrot waist bag and handed it to Feng Yan with both hands.

This wooden comb is in very good condition, without even a single flaw.

However, Feng Yan had seen it last time in the Xingdou Great Forest, and when he took the comb, he blurted out: "Aren't you going to give this comb to Tang San?"

Knowing that Feng Yan was just that kind of person and had no other intentions, Xiao Wu didn't get angry and sat down in front of the mirror.

Feng Yan didn't think much about it. He came behind Xiao Wu and started combing her hair.

Squinting her eyes and enjoying the service of the Sword Demon, Xiao Wu explained: "This comb was left to me by my mother."

"My mother said that only one man in a woman's life can comb her hair. She hopes that one day I can find a man who can care for my hair."

Feng Yan stopped combing the hair. He now understood why Xiao Wu cried when he combed her hair before.

After a pause, Feng Yan continued combing her hair.

Although it was already a done deal, Feng Yan still couldn't help asking, "So you wanted to entrust your long hair to Tang San?"

"Oh!" Xiao Wu's eyes suddenly turned cold. "They knew that I was a 100,000-year-old soul beast in human form, and they wanted to kill me as soon as I left. What else should I miss?"

Xiao Wu is already his woman, so Feng Yan felt uncomfortable the more he thought about it. "Then what should I do when I go back to Tang San?"

Feng Yan moved quickly and completed Xiao Wu's scorpion tail braid in no time.

Standing up, squinting her eyes at herself in the mirror, Xiao Wu stroked her long hair beautifully while casually saying, "Isn't Tang Hao watching?"

"If there is a chance to do it, spare Tang San's life, even if it means crippling him. Just consider it as repaying Tang San for all the kindness he has shown you over the years."

Feng Yan was stunned, and couldn't help but touch Xiao Wu's head, blurting out: "You are becoming more and more like a human being..."

No one understood better than Feng Yan that for a cultivator, and even more so a time traveler, it would be better to kill Tang San than to cripple him.

Soul beasts will not show mercy to their prey.

The reason why Xiao Wu is said to be human-like is that only humans can do things like this.

However, Xiao Wu definitely didn't understand.

"Is it bad that I'm a soul beast?" Xiao Wu looked back and smiled. Immediately, her martial soul possessed her and two long rabbit ears appeared on her head.

Looking at Xiao Wu, who had one hand on his shoulder and the other hand doing something unknown but with a big smile on her face, Feng Yan took a long gulp of air.

"Hiss... I'll deal with you when I come back!"

After saying that, Feng Yan slipped out of the room like a gust of wind.

But this fleeing figure does not look like a sword demon at all.

Shaking her head, Xiao Wu smiled, and happily picked up Qiu Qiu and rolled on the sofa.

Originally Qiuqiu was sleeping on the sofa with her legs spread out, but now, her four feet were off the ground and were held high by Xiaowu.

While Qiuqiu's little eyes were still blurry, Xiaowu's face pressed against her soft little belly and she took a deep breath.

"Ah... Rabbit! Let me go!"

“Huff! Ruishou, you know what? Originally, when you asked me to do this, I was somewhat reluctant. But now, hehe, I’m the Sword Demon’s woman. I’m not afraid of you! Hahaha!”

Qiuqiu was pressed down on the sofa by Xiaowu, with her rabbit face pressed against her. Xiaowu rubbed and rubbed Qiuqiu's soft belly.

How could Qiuqiu stand this? But she had no ability to resist, so she could only cry out in sorrow: "You are a rabbit! What a woman!"

This made Xiao Wu even more excited, "Oh~ Then he is my sword demon!"

"You and I…"

(End of this chapter)