Re:Zero - Jobless Reincarnation: Succubus Sword God? I don't recognize it!

Chapter 123: Gilenu and Alice, mind-boggling reading and writing skills [4k]

After the class schedule is completed.

At Edna's invitation, the first day of trial classes began immediately.

Edna herself asked to stay, saying that "if there are any problems in the course that need to be adjusted, there will be a way to deal with it."

It is worth mentioning that Allen also stayed with the reason that "because the teacher Gilenu also needs to teach reading and writing, I'd better stay and teach as a student, so that the atmosphere of the class will be lively."

Sylphy was still young, and felt a little unreal about the identity of a "home tutor" that was suddenly thrown in her face, so she naturally followed everyone else's lead.

As a result, the usually narrow and deserted classroom seemed exceptionally crowded and lively.

But thanks to this, the eldest lady was in a good mood and calmly accepted the fact that she had to go to class.

that's it.

The torture lesson of Rudeus has begun.

First, the first class.

——Reading and writing.

As a NEET 'talent' who had received compulsory education in Japan, he naturally knew from his own experience that as a teacher he had to prepare lesson plans and teaching plans, and this required understanding the current level of his students in order to implement them smoothly.

Therefore, the most urgent task is to conduct a basic test on the reading and writing abilities of the students present.

Thinking of this, Rudy glanced at the three people opposite him.

Alan looked at her with a faint smile in his eyes; Sylphy was comforting Alice, persuading her to accept the fact that she was her tutor.

Looking at this scene, Rudy felt somewhat relieved.

First of all, there is no problem with the reading and writing ability of Allen and Sylphy. The former can write in the beautiful Asura noble font, and the latter's reading and writing ability has been "raised" by Allen and himself in the past two years, which is very reassuring.

Think about it this way.

Although Alan threw reading, writing, arithmetic, and history to himself, the task was not actually heavy. Moreover, the other two of them stayed to help him maintain the classroom atmosphere. Sylphy even took the initiative to serve as the "Discipline Committee". So did Alan stay because he was worried about himself?
He even smiled at himself.
Does it mean to relax and do your job well?

Thinking of this, Rudy nodded silently.

Well, they are all very reliable companions.

Wait, there's also Gileno.

Turn around.

Gileno beside him put on a focused look, looking at Rudius intently. Unlike Alice, at least his expression made people feel at ease.

He is a studious adult and will not disrupt class order.

Very good! It is a reassuring teaching atmosphere!

This makes it much simpler.

It seems that Alan has thought it through quite thoroughly, and as the oldest person here, I should do more work.

So the most urgent task now is to check the reading and writing ability of Alice and Gilenu so as to prepare for the subsequent course arrangements.
Thinking of this, Rudy cleared his throat, and his voice rang out in the classroom.

"I know your names are Alice and Gilena, but to avoid confusion with homophones."

As he spoke, he took out a piece of white paper from the drawer and handed it to everyone.

"Please write it down first so that it is easier to identify and everyone can get to know each other's names. After that, I need to conduct a basic reading and writing test so that I can make a teaching plan for you."

"Pfft."

Everyone turned to look at Alan who suddenly laughed.

The latter pinched his face in great pain. He had been quite worried these past two days, so he stayed to watch the fun. But at this moment, he suddenly saw such a funny scene and he couldn't help himself.

Develop a reading and writing learning plan for the illiterate people in the Sword Sanctuary.
I really can't hold it any longer.
"Excuse me, I just thought of something funny. Please continue."

Alice glanced at Allen, raised her eyebrows, and showed a very proud expression! Her smile was as bright as fire!
Grab the white paper and quickly write your name on it!

But Rudy was staring straight at Alan's face.

He suddenly had an ominous premonition.

Could it be that.
Alice can't write? ?

Is this reasonable? ?
He quickly looked at Alice, but she had already finished writing and threw the paper in front of his face.

Rudy looked at it carefully and couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.

The characters on the paper were a little too straight, but there was nothing wrong with them. There were no typos, and the handwriting even had a hint of aristocratic cursive.

Scare me.
Rudy breathed a sigh of relief and turned to look at Allen.

The latter had a calm expression, and when he saw me looking at him, he raised his eyebrows and asked, "What's wrong?"

It seemed as if the laughter just now was just an illusion.

Rudy blinked, a little dazed, then immediately shook his head and looked at Alice.

"Well, not bad, the handwriting is very beautiful, but it's just a lack of practice. Speaking of this font, have you ever been to an aristocratic school before?"

"I have!" Rabid Dog was very proud.

Rudy was stunned.

"Then why do you stay at home now and hire a tutor to teach you?"

"Huh? Because the teachers are always nagging and my classmates are always laughing at me. They talk a lot. It's annoying!"

As Mad Dog said this, he was resting his chin on his head and looking at the names of Allen and Sylphy beside him, his brows twisted into a knot.

Rudy blinked, and his expression softened involuntarily when he looked at Alice.

Ah. Will the young lady also be bullied?
The tone also became much gentler.

"Oh, so you don't want to go to school anymore? Didn't Lord Philip say anything, like asking you to try again?"

Alice raised her eyebrows and looked at Rudy with a puzzled expression.

"Trying what? Going to school? No! I beat up those teachers and classmates, and then my father took me back without saying anything else!"

Rudy was stunned when he heard this, and then he was horrified. He looked at Alice with horror, who looked as if it was a matter of course.

So you were expelled from school!! What the hell is hitting a teacher?!
Thinking of this, Rudy silently moved a little further away from her.

The completely unreasonable look of pity just now had disappeared, leaving only a deep look of fear. He opened his mouth and asked tentatively.

"Before us, did you have a tutor who taught reading, writing and arithmetic?"

"Yes, I have!"

"So they resigned?"

"Resign? What do you mean?"

"Uh, that's it."

Before he could finish his words, Edna's voice drifted faintly from the side.

"They did resign. The previous teachers could not please Miss Alice, and felt frustrated, so they left."

"Master Philip gave each person an additional compensation as a consolation. Master Rudius, rest assured that Boreas will not treat any tutor unfairly."

Rudy was stunned after hearing this.

"Is there any compensation when you leave the job?"

Boreas is quite humane. Is this the confidence of a big family?
While he was thinking, he heard the sound of skin being rubbed. He looked up and saw Alan rubbing his face in pain, but his eyes were looking at Edna beside him with amazement.

At this moment, Edna's voice responded to his doubts.

"Yes, it is mainly to comfort teachers physically and mentally."

Rudy was stunned again, and his expression suddenly changed when he saw Alan's expression.

"How can this be called resignation? It's clear that he was beaten and ran away!" He looked at Alice in panic, who was not angry but looked very proud after hearing this, and quickly asked Edna for help.

"No one resisted? Are there any teachers who left because they were not beaten? Or are there any teachers who had the courage to resist after being beaten? Doesn't the tutoring rules allow for self-defense?"

When Edna heard the word "beat", she didn't even twitch her eyebrows. She glanced at Rudy's other side with a smile.

Rudy turned his head.

Next to him was Gileno, who was known as the Sword King and whose arms were thicker than his thighs.

The latter felt that Rudy was looking at him, so he picked up the paper in his hand and gestured to him, with his name clearly written on it.

Gilenu.

Neat and tidy.

Rudy was stunned. Before he could react to what Edna meant, her devil-like low moan had already crawled along the back of his neck into his ears. The content of the words was so shocking that a dense layer of goose bumps appeared on the back of Rudy's neck.

she says.

"Self-defense? This word is very interesting. Teacher Gileno is the only teacher besides me who can perfectly defend Miss Alice even in his sleep. As for resistance... a while ago, there was a very serious teacher who resisted Miss Alice and even used some corporal punishment."

"then."

"Lord Philip gave him a generous reward when he left to express his gratitude."

Rudy's face was completely frozen, and he slowly turned his head to look at Alice.

The latter nodded in agreement.

"I taught him a lesson with my wooden sword while he was sleeping!"

The classroom was silent, with only the sound of Alan rubbing his face.

After a long while, Rudy suddenly shook his head and "woke up" from his astonishment. He looked at Alice deeply, then turned to look at Alan.

"Row."

"it is good."

"good."

"Let's start the next stage of the course. Now that everyone knows each other's names, please write ten words on a piece of paper. Any words are fine. Don't think about them deliberately. Just write whatever comes to your mind subconsciously."

"Pfft."

Rudy looked at Allen expressionlessly.

The latter covered his mouth.

"I'm fine, I just sneezed. Please continue. These are the ten words that came to your mind subconsciously, right?"

"Are you okay, Alan? Are you feeling unwell?"

"No, Sylphy, I'm fine, thank you."

Rudy looked at Allen's expression and felt very disappointed. He turned to look at Alice and Gileno.

Unlike the scene I imagined where I frowned and told myself "Sorry, I don't know so many words",

Alice and Gileno both folded their arms and looked at the letter paper. There was no trace of nervousness on their faces, revealing the strong confidence of the Sword God Swordsmen. After a slight hesitation, they picked up the pen and began to write.

The classroom fell silent, with the sound of rustling pens.

Rudy breathed a sigh of relief.

Overthinking?
He then stroked his chin and began to think.

'Write ten words randomly and without thinking' is not as simple as it seems.

Instead, it uses the plot of playing with porn in the previous life, in which the character acts as a teacher to teach the girl.

It is known that Miss Alice is not so "controllable" in her studies. In this case, we should not only test her reading and writing abilities, but also conduct a comprehensive assessment of her personality traits, interests and hobbies, living conditions, what she has encountered recently, and any outward emotional expressions, in order to avoid a BAD END where someone stabs you in your sleep in the future.

For example.

To paraphrase the words from the previous life.

Suppose the ten words the other person writes are simple words such as apple, orange, bread, table, stool, book, and class.

The following information can be inferred.

——Weak reading and writing skills, beginner status; young, simple daily life; no social interaction; likes food; simple mind. If you choose to attack, you can use the development method.

Suppose the ten words the other person writes are words such as bag, headphones, perfume, ring, money, and bracelet.

——Good reading and writing skills; lively; exquisite; most likely a beautiful JK high school student who knows how to put on makeup. You can choose to use money.

If we put it into today's world of swords and magic, it would correspond to the words of familiar people.

It would be something like this:
Paul: Senis, Lilia, bed, magic, trash, swordplay, awesome, Alan, fencing, family.

——A cynical "little adult" who thinks about strange things all day and reveals them in the noise coming from next door at night. He likes swordplay, dislikes magic, and values ​​his family. You can choose to let Allen go to capture the other party.

This is a very simple but effective means of "profiling".

Kill two birds with one stone.
Very suitable for 'feeling the bottom line'.

"All right!"

Thinking of this, Alice suddenly shouted out, interrupting Rudy's thoughts. He turned to look at the paper that the other party had slid across the table, and at the same time, Gileno also handed over her copy.

"Oh, it's finished. Let me see."

Look down.

The handwriting came into view.

Rudy's eyes went dark.

Alice wrote:
Alice; Alice; Alice; Alice; Alice; Alice; Alice; Alice; Alice.

Gillenau wrote:
Gilenu; Gilenu; Gilenu; Gilenu; Gilenu; Gilenu; Gilenu; Gilenu; Gilenu.

Rudy was stunned.

He looked up blankly and found that Alan and Sylphy, who had already put down their pens, were both covering their faces.

The next moment, he felt his self-esteem was hurt and he was furious. He tried to control his voice and turned to look at Alice and Gileno in disbelief.

"Are you making fun of me on purpose? Why are you only writing your own names? Do you only think about yourselves? After all, we have been teacher and student for such a long time. Even if you are just being perfunctory, can't you write each other's names?"

Alice and Gileno looked at each other, and seemed to realize that something was wrong with not being able to write each other's names. They moved in sync and took out a new piece of paper.

then
At the same time, he slowly turned his eyes to look at the paper on the other person's desk, and then the pen in his hand moved.

Copying the other person's name stroke by stroke
Looks like a student copying homework
Rudy then reacted in shock.

"Wait. Could it be that you only know how to write your own name?"

Alice raised her eyebrows.

"What? Do you have any objections?"

Gileno said apologetically.

"I can only speak Human language, but as for writing, I can only write my own name at the moment."

Rudy was stunned and speechless. He was stunned for a long time before he spoke, but his words came out from between his teeth one by one.
"Okay, okay. Then let's start from scratch."

Two hours passed.

The result of the course "Starting from Scratch" is——

Alice and Gilenu learned to write each other's names.

(End of this chapter)