Re:Zero - Jobless Reincarnation: Succubus Sword God? I don't recognize it!

Chapter 149 Systematic instigation, absurd harem proposal

The beast girls of Boreas provide attentive room service every day.

Therefore, candles were lit in the bedrooms of the residents of the mansion before nightfall.

at this time.

The fire flickered.

The change in Alan's expression at this moment was captured very clearly.

It was not Sima's constipated expression as imagined, but a complex expression mixed with a hint of shame and a hint of self-loathing.

He placed the folded piece of paper with the Great Transfer Arrangements on the table.

But there was no rush to open it.

Just looked at the paper calmly.

The candle is burning and time is flowing.

Alan's hands moved.

But he stuffed it into his collar and pulled out a necklace from his clothes.

The crystal blue magic stone swayed under the bright candlelight, and the light flickered in his eyes.

That is the fire of desire that has never been ignited.

Smoke and dust emerged.

【Is this what it means to follow one’s heart and to integrate knowledge and action?】

Alan shook his head silently.

"No. I'm telling you, can you please stop bad-mouthing me every day? Is this how you treat your host?"

The smoke and dust trembled, as if laughing.

[Oh? You really hold a grudge. Didn't I obediently respond to the host's call last night and present you with the profile of Luo Qixi, whom you have been in love with online for a long time? ]

[What? You fell asleep before you finished reading. You can't blame me, right? ]

Allen pinched his forehead helplessly.

'Be serious, you bastard.'

The writing jumped and dissipated.

It seemed that he was very dissatisfied with what Allen said and was about to run away.

The next moment!
It slammed right before Alan's eyes!
Close at hand!

I wish I could get into Alan's eyeballs so that he could see more clearly.

Very excited!

It's like a bad friend who comes running to gossip about his friend's love affair as soon as the get out of class bell rings, or like the owner who sees his Shiba Inu dating another cute puppy and becomes more excited and happy than the dog.

Words popped out one by one in the smoke and dust at an extremely fast speed!

[So! Host~ What are you struggling with today? ]

【Let me guess~】

[Was it the three words Hilda that were written last night? Because of the remote sense of blood relationship? Yes, I can understand that, so I just said a few bad words to you. After all, I haven't seen you for so many years, so it's completely excusable for me to "take a look" again.]

[But you've already decided to 'take another look', why are you still like this? ]

【See the necklace? 】

[Is it Luo Qixi? ]

[But you just watched Luo Qixi last night, it can't be her, right? After watching so many late-night one-way videos, seeing her drafting on the letter paper again and again, and crossing out the "inappropriate wording" again and again, how can you not know her feelings for you? What are you entangled about? ]

[Ah~ So that’s it]

【Sylphy! 】

[What!? Can't pretend anymore?! Have you finally 'realized' Sylphy's love for the host? Oh, what should I do?]

The smoke and dust dissipated in front of Alan's gradually smelly face, and then suddenly condensed!
[Of course I do! What's there to worry about? I've traveled through time, so how can I not have a harem? ]

Allen's blood pressure immediately soared after hearing this, and he waved his hands to disperse the smoke and dust, but this time, the system panel did not "cooperate" with him. The smoke and dust shuttled around Allen's palm and still hovered stably in front of his field of vision.

[Why? Do you have a moral burden? Or do you feel you have no idea how to take both of them? You want to take a concubine, but you're afraid your first wife won't agree. If you force her to take you in, you're afraid both the first wife and the concubine will run away, right?]

'Shut up. ' [What? Do we have to follow a first come first served basis? Isn't there a ready-made template to learn from? ]

[If Rudy did what he did in the original storyline, he could have taken in Sylphy first, used her unconditional tolerance towards him, found the right time, and then taken in Roxy, right? What's there to worry about? ]

'Shut up. ’

[Shut up? Why? Just because you have a positioning system doesn't mean you have to find Luo Qixi, right? Why don't you just leave it there and continue your online romance? Anyway, your image is already imprinted in Luo Qixi's eyes, so it's hard for her to like someone else, right? Isn't it good to write a letter every few months to maintain your so-called "expectation"? Isn't it normal to write for ten or eight years? Anyway, her life span is there. ]

[Aren't you trying to avoid the consequences of the Great Transfer? Then wouldn't it be a good idea to keep Sylphy by your side and raise her until she reaches adulthood, and then pretend to be impotent and let her push you away? After all, you are curing illnesses, right? ]

[Then get married at the speed of light, take advantage of Sylphy's pregnancy, find a random excuse to go find Roxy, enter a maze or something, after not seeing each other for years, the fire burns and you make a mistake that all men in the world would make, what's wrong? Just push it and it's over! ]

[Use Roxy's shame and Sylphy's tolerance for you, and bring Roxy to Sylphy, who already has a child and can't run away, and ask her to kneel down and beg for forgiveness. You can file for divorce! Just say sorry to her! Let her ask herself if she can accept you as her harem! Achieve the harem achievement. ]

【Perfect! Perfect!!】

【It's perfect!!】

[Look! The script has already been written.]

【What are you still hesitating about! ? 】

Alan slapped the table.

'Shut up! '

He pointed at his eyes and spoke word by word.

"If it weren't for your mission, I would have followed Luo Qixi in Buena Village! We haven't seen each other for more than a year, and I have been avoiding Luo Qixi for another eight years? Do you think it's fun to achieve the double achievement in ten years? It's fun, you can show off your awesomeness by hugging girls left and right? "

Alan was directly defeated by the system and pulled out his hair randomly.

"Are you playing GALGAME? Do you think you are playing a game or reading a novel? I am clearly looking at Roxy and Sylphy! They are not paper! Not pictures! They are flesh and blood, with their own thoughts! Passionate emotions! They are real people! Using shame? Using tolerance? CNM! Are you a human being?"

[I’m really not. ]

'It's not me, I'm CNM too!'

【Anxious. 】

As soon as these words came out, Alan's face froze, and then he took a deep breath to calm himself down.

The panel floated in front of Alan's face, as if pacing back and forth.

[It doesn’t matter whether I am a human being or not. ]

【The important thing is.】

'It' was as ethereal as smoke and passed by Alan's ears.

As if whispering to him.

【What should we do now? 】

[Do you want to respect them? Do you also want to respect yourself? ]

[So are you going to continue to be indifferent to Sylphy's passionate gaze? Or do you accept her love and write a letter to reject Roxy openly? ]

【Um? 】

【How to choose? 】

Alan was silent for a long time.

[The first time was when I fell to the bottom of the valley, the second time was when I was in the room of Greyrat's house, and the third time was when I assassinated him in the morning light on a rainy night.]

【Things never happen more than three times.】

[You can count how many times you, a scumbag, have been attracted to Sylphy? ]

【Tibetan?】

【I just want to ask you, Alan.】

The smoke and dust stopped and slowly crawled in front of Alan.

A question came from the 'soul'.

【you. 】

[Can you still hide it? ]

(End of this chapter)