Re:Zero - Jobless Reincarnation: Succubus Sword God? I don't recognize it!

Chapter 300 Tonight, it's my turn to protect you.

There are three categories of people:

The inferiors follow the trend;
The middle class takes advantage of the situation;

The superior people create momentum.

Who is Alan?

Allen is a three-parter.

And cattle and horses.

Scumbags are usually divided into several equal parts.

Only cattle and horses work hard.

Are human gods cattle and horses?

He is not, because He never has to rack His brains. In the face of constant variables and with constantly supplemented information, He makes the most appropriate judgment about what will happen in the future and chooses the path that best suits the current situation.

He is a testicle with a simulator, so he must have no brain.

Because He does not need to deduce, plan, or make judgments based on existing information to choose His own path.

A line connecting the past and the future is right before our eyes.

You see, I just need to hold the future end and then hold the present end.

Hey, if I stretch it, I can see all the traces on the line
Forehead.
etc.
Eh?
Where is my head?
Whether or not human gods have heads is not the point for now.

But he couldn't see into the future, so he had no idea whether Muggle heads existed in the current situation.

For Allen.

Planning should be like a horse and an ox:

If the plan is well-planned and the matter is settled, then the action will surely be successful. If it is not feasible, then there is no need to take it lightly.

The strategy is broken, and the essence is a process of constantly improving information. It turns the unknown into the known, and turns the unknown and uncontrollable variables into the known and controllable outcome.

Finally, the plan was successful.

Therefore, Allen did not finalize all the subsequent plans in Buena Village.

As a person, planning means constantly improving the existing information in the face of constant changes, making the most appropriate judgment about what will happen in the future, and choosing the path that best suits the current situation.

Constantly correct, constantly adjust things based on existing information, available information, and the push of your own variable, and ultimately turn the direction of things towards a future that completely matches your intentions.

This is the real plan.

So, when Flowfall saw Ariel, Alan made a plan.

Future changes.

On the ship, Alan corrected his plan when he learned that Pilemon was also involved.

The future changes once again.

At the Suigami Ryuso Dojo, the moment Allen saw Xino, he immediately changed his plan.

The future has changed again.

After Alice's competition was over, Alan suddenly decided to try his luck at Ariel's house. When he confirmed that Pilemon was at Ariel's house, the plan was perfected again.

The future has changed again.

Along the way, information was constantly updated in Allen's mind. Today in the carriage, Allen silently sorted out all the plans and finalized the itinerary for the next few days.

The future has changed once again.

The human god could clearly see that the future was constantly changing, but he couldn't figure out the source of the change, so the whole god was like riding a roller coaster with his eyes blindfolded, and could only dive up and down with the speed of Alan's car.

This is an unprecedented experience, and it can be considered a different kind of first time.

Then Alan messed it up for the first time.

But I can't explode and question Alan, why the messages you send me every day are either about Roxy, Sylphy, or Izolo.

How do you think women will continue to change in the future?
How many children do you plan to have?

() The little ghosts and gods are impatient.

Now, Alan was still mocking Him.

'Then your system is a bit rubbish.'

【.】

【.I haven't seen you for a few days, and you're so mean again. Threatening the system? Be careful, I'll increase the intensity of your tasks during my youth.】

There is no longer any question of whether to erase it or not.

I can still vividly remember Allen's embarrassing question: "If you have the guts, just kill me."

If He could really wipe out Allen, Allen would have died long ago.

Can we wait until now?

dry.

Alan scoffed.

'Let's drink and enjoy life today. I might die in the Great Migration. What's the point of adolescence?'

The handwriting of Yanchen's hand was frowned, as if he was gnashing his teeth with anger.

[Aren’t you all in the capital already? ]

'Oh, yes.'

【.】

Seeing that the system kept showing ellipsis, Alan chuckled secretly, but did not relax. Instead, he raised his vigilance to the highest level again.

He kept his hands relaxed and casually threw the scoop into the bathtub.

He stared at the scoop of water in the tub rising and falling and spoke.

"No more nonsense, let's get down to business. [Persuasion] is a human-friendly buff that comes with gods. So far, the effect is quite different. During the assassination, after I broke the opponent's mind, it worked wonders. I told him to do whatever I wanted, like a meat... er, dog."

'But today.'

Alan paused, it was already early morning, and he changed the topic.

'But yesterday afternoon, when I was with Leta, I found that [persuasion] had no effect at all. It was probably just a positive effect of showing sincerity. Isn't this right? Logically speaking, in the original book, Leta should have been bewitched by that bitch of a human god, right? '

【.】

After a moment of silence, the system's words appeared reluctantly.

[Hasn't this been judged before? Persuasion. In simple terms, it requires a willpower judgment. If you can break Leda's mind, or focus the conversation on something that the other party cares about, it will naturally be effective.]

Alan nodded and said "Oh" in a somewhat exaggerated manner.

'That is to say, the other party currently has an extremely strong motivation. It is very difficult to change his motivation through [persuasion]. The best you can do is to infiltrate, induce, and subtly change the other party's cognition step by step, and finally go around in circles and use time and time to achieve your goal? Just like what the original novel did to the human god Gou Cao to Rudy, right?'

【.right.】

'That's absolutely right.'

The words in the smoke and dust quickly emerged, [You want to grind James? ]

Alan had a barely perceptible smile on his face, which was similar to the way he usually spoke, but with a hint of mockery that was barely noticeable.

The language of the heart is concise.

'Yes. '

[.I roughly understand what you want to do, but if you want to kill James, why go through so much trouble? Why not just lead him out of the palace and kill him?]

[You say you are not interested in power, but I see you are still enjoying it, aren't you? ]

Alan laughed.

"Of course I enjoy it. After all, in the future, we still need to rely on power to fight against the gods. An entire investigation team like Rudy's will be needed. If we can find out where the forces of the gods in the decisive battle are, it would be a good thing to cut off the threats in advance. What Beisan, ghosts and gods, etc., can be cut off with one knife."

[.Is this why you went to the Holy Land of Swords? You want to kill Gal?]

Allen bent over and looked at the system panel that appeared below his waist. "Why not?"

【6, Slipping away, bye. 】

The smoke and dust instantly exploded in the water vapor. Alan was stunned, not knowing what the human god was going to do.

at this time.

There was a squeak.

The bathroom door was opened, and his pupils suddenly contracted. It was estimated that it was very safe tonight, so he didn't turn on the flow of sensation at all. It was too tiring.

At this moment, he quickly looked sideways.

There is no need to start the flow.

In sight.

The hazy steam was stirred by the gap in the open bathroom door.

Two heads, one big and one small, came in.

——It was at Izoloti's instigation that Sylphy came to help Alan rub his back, because it was normal for nobles to have maids serve in bathing. Izoloti used a little trick to deceive Sylphy and made her think that when Alan was in the royal capital, someone always served him when he took a bath.

Are you already her official girlfriend? Rub her back.

So what happened?
This is what was instigated.

The problem is, the timing is a bit off.

The water is already boiled for you, why are you sitting outside instead of taking a bath in the tub? ?

At this moment.

Allen was stunned. However, Izuru and Sylphy, who were the instigators, were also stunned.

The bathroom was so foggy that it was about to drip, but from their perspective they could still see a gray figure with a brown outline, swaying in the mist.
——Looking at his cock from an angle looking down at Dingdang.

The water vapor seemed to stagnate for a moment.

Then Izuruti's voice was heard floating in.

".Brother, do you need help?"

"Need not!"

"Then Sylphy can be used instead."

“∑°д°), this this this this this this this”

"Izuruti!? What do you want Sylphy to do?"

"If so, what should I do next? I...I don't know how to do it."

Alan choked on the words he was about to say, and it took him a long while before a single word came out of his mouth.

"Grass."

The conclusion is that it can't be any worse.

Alan immediately kicked the two out.

But after washing up, he walked through the long corridor, crushing the moonlight on the ground, walked through doors one after another, and finally stopped outside the door of his own guest room.

Reach out, open the door, push the door.

There was a squeak.

The moonlight shines in through the window, revealing a shy girl with white hair, long ears and reddish-brown eyes, and a generous junior sister with black hair and black eyes and a big smile on her face.

Just sat on the bed and waited.

Alan opened his mouth, closed it, and opened it again.

In the end, he just sighed.

He closed the door with his backhand, and with a click, it was closed securely.

And then, under the gaze of Sylphy and Izolo.

Step by step.

Walked in front of the two of them.

Then, the three of them were covered in moonlight and looked at each other.

After a long silence, Alan glanced at their clothes and smiled bitterly.

"I noticed that you seemed to like sleeping next to me in the carriage. Is it because you feel safe?"

Izoluti looked at Allen with a smile. This time, she was not wearing the high-slit, low-cut pajamas. She was only wearing a plain silk nightgown. She looked simple and homely. She smiled without saying a word.

Sylphy was also not wearing the cat girl costume. She was wearing a white suspender nightgown. The moonlight cast a layer of hazy white light on her favorite white. Sylphy blinked and looked at Allen.

Didn't answer him either.

But the body language told Alan something.

——So, do you want to sleep together tonight?

Allen shook his head when he saw this, and stroked the heads of both men with one hand each.

"Okay, one leg each, don't move around at night. It's not too cold in late spring, but the quilt is still a little cold."

Before he could finish his words, Sylphy stood up on the bed, her reddish-brown eyes flashing with a gentle smile under the moonlight, and she looked down at Alan - in this posture, Sylphy actually seemed to be a head taller than Alan.

Under Alan's surprised gaze, she reached out and rubbed Alan's head like he usually rubbed his own hair.

Take him into your arms.

Although the scale of the face is very small.

But, combined with body temperature, it is too soft.

Alan's face turned red. He didn't expect that the usually shy Sylphy could be so cool. He was just about to react.

I heard the soft and tender voice, which penetrated into my ears like the summer breeze.

"That's not important, Alan. Although it was Isaruti's idea just now in the bathroom, it's my idea now because..."

At this moment, the reddish-brown pupils and the gray-black pupils intertwined together. Izuruti on the side held up her chin and looked at the two of them with a smile, which was very gentle.

Just listen to Sylphy continue to speak.

".I want to ask Alan, have you slept well recently?"

Alan was stunned for a moment, then he felt Sylphy gently stroking his hair again.

His movements were very gentle, as if he was caressing a fragile piece of porcelain that he carefully held close to his heart.

"No, I found it. But, sorry, it seems I found it a little late."

"No"

Allen was about to say something, but Sylphy blocked his mouth with her fingers, then pulled him onto the bed and put Allen's head on her knees.

Her usual shyness disappeared, and she carefully and tenderly placed her hands over Alan's eyes.

"Alan, just close your eyes and rest. Listen to me. No need to talk or waste your energy."

With her other hand, she unleashed her blowing magic, slowly massaging Alan's scalp with her fingertips between his wet hair, drying his hair at the same time.

"I think Alan is a little tired."

Alan's body suddenly stiffened.

Sylphy seemed unaware and continued speaking slowly, but her tone was even gentler.

"Because... it seems like Alan never gets a break, whether in Motalit, in the carriage along the way, or in Flowing Waterfall City. I thought Alan could get a good sleep on the boat last night, and I went there with this purpose in mind, but I accidentally backfired."

"I heard from Isa Luti that Allen didn't seem to get a good rest last night."

"I guess, Alan, you wanted to protect us? You did it. None of us got hurt during all the assassinations. That's really amazing."

Izoloti smiled helplessly when she heard this, remembering how the other party had tried hard to convince her of the night attack proposal, but was eventually persuaded by Sylphy. She looked at Sylphy with some shame and regret in her eyes.

I feel lucky again.

"If it were me, I would probably think more about myself, but Sylphy is very good at judging others by her own experience."

"Isaruti, you were defeated completely."

"As expected, my senior brother has never made a mistake. If I were his senior brother, I would also give priority to Miss Sylphy."

'Because. She.'

In her sight, Sylphy smiled gently as she felt the tense muscles on Alan's legs gradually relax.

"Actually, I've wanted to say this for a long time, but I never found a good opportunity."

"I don't know why, but I always feel like Alan is very anxious, as if there is a beast chasing you from behind, so you can never rest well. I have known you for more than two years, but in just two years, Alan has already gone from Buena Village to Roya, and now to the capital. He has never stopped."

"Isoruti told me that Allen is a very goal-oriented person. He studies swordsmanship very hard and tries to achieve perfection in everything."

"I really admire Alan. It's great that he can do everything by himself."

"but."

"Just relax a little tonight."

"Change us"

Sylphy leaned close to Alan's ear and whispered softly.

".Come and protect Alan."

Respond to her
It is the sound of even breathing.

Allen held Sylphy's hand and fell into a dreamless sleep.

The whispers were so gentle.

"Sylphy is really perceptive. Senior Brother doesn't look tired on the surface, but just as Sylphy said, he is already very sleepy."

"No, no, I've just been watching him."