Re:Zero - Jobless Reincarnation: Succubus Sword God? I don't recognize it!

Chapter 587 Cats and Dogs? Misleading, Where's the Killing Trap?
The opposing team had a large number of people, so Allen planned to kill the two most aggressive ones first to establish his authority.

Then, re-examine this group of orcs who are suspected of having signs of divine conspiracy.

His movements were incredibly fast; from breaking free from the constraints of the sound magic with his fighting spirit to getting close to his attacker, it was only a matter of turning his head.

Of course, it happened in the blink of an eye when Allen turned his head.

For anyone else, it would be just a fleeting moment of mental activity.

At this moment, the echo of the magic sound was still lingering in the mouths of the two orcs. The look of surprise on their faces was still from when the window was broken, and the fierceness and caution that had just appeared on their faces were just subconscious reactions of the orcs' wild instincts.

They didn't even get a clear look at Allen's face.

Silently, Allen's own katana of light had already reached their necks.

They didn't even realize that they were about to die.

The palm strike sliced ​​through the wind, about to sever the necks of the two men, but at that moment, Allen saw their faces clearly, a look of surprise flashing across his eyes.

Reverse the hand chop, turn the blade into a palm, move it upwards, and retract the force.

He swung his hand and delivered two painless slaps.

"Snapped!"

"Meow meow meow meow meow meow~~~~"

"Woohoo woohoo woohoo woohoo woohoo woohoo~~~~"

Two figures dressed in animal skin skirts somersaulted 1440° in the air, creating a dazzling display, before crashing onto the snow-covered ground with a thud.

Allen landed silently on his toes, standing in front of the two. He flicked away the snow that had been spinning around, raised his eyebrows to confirm their faces again, and then spoke in surprise:

"Why are there two of you??"

On the ground, to the left, a cat-eared girl wearing a short animal skin skirt, revealing her wildly elastic long legs, with short silver-gray hair, red eyes, and a face swollen high, was sitting on the ground, covered in filth and dazed, after being casually pulled out of her concussion by Allen.

—Liniana Tederudia.

On the right, a dog-eared girl, wearing a long animal skin dress, was slightly plump. Unlike the cat-eared girl's elastic and taut figure, she had droopy ears, covered her face, and was whimpering like a puppy. Upon closer listening, it turned out to be the murmur of a healing spell. Sure enough, the next moment, the light of a healing spell emanated from her hand, soothing her trembling brain and swollen face.

Thanks to this, she woke up earlier than Leniana and was furtively peeking at Allen's chin.

—Pursena Adludia.

Tedludia is the surname of the cat-eared beastmen, the same surname as Kyrie Irwin.

The big cat was once a princess of the orc race.

The same goes for the two cats and dogs in front of us.

They are princesses of the contemporary orc race.

As Allen finished speaking, Pulsena jumped in fright, while Liniana finally snapped out of her daze. She looked up, her pupils shrinking into dangerous vertical lines, and unleashed a beastman's voice-binding spell:
"Meow!!!"

The orcs behind her, with their various kinds of ears, were still stunned when they saw the enemy suddenly appear in front of their princess and slap them twice.

At this moment, accompanied by Liniana's shriek, they immediately realized that the enemy was threatening their princess's life. They roared in unison and released binding spells as well. The sound waves merged with Liniana's roar, and guided by her, they pulled and gathered the magic in the air, causing it to condense.

The momentum is huge!

The cracking sound shattered the strings of icicles hanging under the eaves, turning them into countless magical ribbons that wrapped around Allen!

"Shut up!"

Allen spoke, suppressing the oncoming sound wave and shouting back. The sound wave rebounded, wrapped in battle aura and magic, and slammed into the orcs charging in front of Allen!

The latter, on the contrary, was attacked by the sound magic they released, which vibrated their eardrums, made their brains go blank, and their bodies turned into sticks like animals in stress, falling to the ground one after another.

Liniana turned her head and saw that all her guards were safe and sound, and she was shocked:

"Wake up! Get up!! Oh no, oh no, meow! Pursena! We've run into some tough guys this time! Run!!!"

She flipped herself up and reached out to grab her friend, but to her surprise, Pulsena dodged her hand. Before she could even regain her balance and before the shock had subsided, a gust of wind came straight at her!

Allen slapped him across the face again, knocking him to the ground.

Hakimi is indeed stubborn. He bent over, rolled over, and looked like he was about to get up again.

Looking up, she saw Allen raise his right hand to slap her again. Then, before he could stop, she nimbly did a backflip and knelt down on the spot, pointing her finger at Allen's face, and shouted defiantly:

"Stop, meow!!! I don't know where Dilik found this expert!! I acknowledge your strength! I'm warning you, meow! We are princesses of the orc race!! If you... if you hit me again, I won't be polite!!
"Don't hit a human in the face, not even an orc."

"Ok?"

Allen slowly raised his palm. Liniana's face stiffened, and she raised her arms to cover her face, staring directly at Allen through the gaps in her arms and hissing threateningly like a cat.

"The honor of the orcs cannot be humiliated here! Orc warriors can be killed but not insulted. Even if you kill me, I will not submit! Isn't that right, Pilsena?"

"Waaaaah... Yes, yes, Liniana won't give in, so if you're going to fight, fight Liniana! Pulsena has already submitted, waaaaah!"

"Yes! I won't give in, huh???"

Liniana looked at Pursena in shock.

The latter covered his face and glanced left and right at his fellow clansmen who had all fainted. He lay on the ground with his fleshy thighs spread apart, exposing his belly, and trembling.

-

"The windows have been smashed open! What are we going to do now?"

Ten minutes later, inside the Adventurers' Guild, where the broken window was noticeably colder than before, Miss Mary, wearing a fur coat, stood with her arms crossed, looking at the hole that Allen had shattered along with the window frame with a troubled expression.

The original window was now covered by a thick layer of ice, which was dripping water onto the floor inside the association.

"Miss Mary, are you troubled? I can lend a hand! I can help the Adventurers' Guild take a break! My grandfather used to be a construction worker!"

“Construction worker? You must be feeling really bad. I’m willing to contribute my monthly earnings as a rest fund.”

"Tch, how many missions did you take on this month? How many silver coins did you earn? I'd like to sponsor you with a gold coin."

"Miss Mary, what do you think?"

Boiling Sheep... Um... The attentive, sincere, hardworking, and polite adventurer men all looked at Mary standing to the side.

The latter didn't even look at them, but just glanced sideways at Allen sitting on the stool to the side.

Alan noticed her gaze and nodded: "Sorry, we'll talk about this later."

Mary laughed when she saw this, and replied sweetly, "It's okay~ After all, you were in a hurry at the time."

Adventurers:
Lynia, sitting upright opposite Allen, twitched her cat ears, rolled her eyes, and turned to Mary, shouting, "The window's broken? That's partly our fault! We'll fix it! We've made a lot of money through missions, meow!"

Mary frowned, covered her nose, and gave a cold snort.

Pulsena sat beside Liniana, her long, beagle-like ears drooping, and weakly reminded her:
"Liniana, we're running low on money. We've done all the small quests in town that we could, and we're spending money really fast lately."

Liniana's mouth dropped open: "Huh? How did it spend so fast?"

Pulsena glanced at Allen: "You've bought meat and eaten it all. You're so sleepy in winter, you're going to store up fat for the winter."

Liniana was stunned for a while before bursting into laughter:
"It's okay, we can pay on credit! Right? Look how sensible he is, he clearly recognizes the prestige of our orc race, he's even letting us sit on the stools now, meow!"

Sarah/Timothy/Susanna:
They stared blankly at the 'orc princesses' who were tightly bound to chairs, and the orc underlings crawling on the floor beside them, speechless with emotion.

Are these orcs out of their minds?
Buy on credit? Are you suggesting I'll extend credit to your lives?
Dirich snapped the ropes binding the two of them into a tight knot, clapped his hands, stood in front of Liniana, and demanded sharply, "Where is Lady Ariel?"

Liniana glanced at him and said dismissively, "We tied him to a chair at the inn on the east side of town."

Dilik was taken aback, and raised his hand to slap her.

Liniana quickly replied, "You're all going to hit me, meow!! She wanted to be tied up herself! She even said that if it would make us trust her, there was nothing to say, she just begged us to give her a leaky piss!!!"

Dilik covered her mouth, wishing he could suffocate the orc right there.

Now he finally understands why Ariel approached them.

A princess of the orc race?

For Princess Ariel at this moment, she is indeed a force that can be united.

Why go to such lengths to approach them in such a humiliating way?
If we could contact Mr. Allen...
Dilik was taken aback.

It seems that His Excellency Allen has supported Gravel.
Why? Princess Ariel and Lord Allen clearly have such a friendly relationship.
Allen sat on a chair to the side, frowning and pondering what the god was doing.

Judging by the time, this year is exactly the first year that the two of them came to study in Sharia, but it is unknown how they ended up in the far east of the far north.

It was probably through divine intervention that he ended up running into these two idiots.

The plan of the gods and men became clearer.

But what's the point?
The combined fighting power of the two of them is not even as good as that of a goose.

“Apostles of God and men, what did He say to you in your dream?”

While everyone in the Adventurers' Guild was focused on the two disgraceful orcs, they were actually keeping a close eye on Allen, simply because his presence was too strong.

At this moment, everyone turned to look at Allen and were all taken aback.

Apostles of gods and men? What are those?
Surprisingly, both Liniana and Pursena were among those who displayed this expression.

Liniana looked dazed, as if she couldn't understand what Allen was saying. Pursena, terrified of Allen, and adhering to the simple, survival-of-the-fittest principle of "better to die than lose," nuzzled Liniana's shoulder, her lips moving silently as she subtly reminded her using orcish voice magic:

"That swordsman. The Cult of Gods and Men."

Allen raised an eyebrow: "A swordsman?"

Pulsena shrank back, surprised that her words had been overheard, and began to feign ignorance, while Liniana, ever the straightforward one, suddenly realized:

"Oh, swordsman, you should have said so earlier. So you were talking about the Cult of Gods and Humans?"

Allen: "Tell me in detail, where did you meet, why were you hanging out together, what did he tell you, and how did you get here?"

Liniana blinked and bargained, "If I tell you, will you let us go? You will."

Allen raised his hand.

Liniana immediately said quickly, "Don't hit me! If I tell you, you definitely won't hit my face, right? By the way, don't you humans all like to form alliances? We encountered them when we entered the Kingdom of Lanoa. The leader was called Anzo Morella. We were supposed to go to the Magic University, but our money was all spent by Pursena."

Allen raised an eyebrow upon hearing the somewhat familiar name, straining to recall it from his memory.

In the Rudy timeline, Alice defeated the Sword Saint mini-boss during her training at the Sword Sanctuary, breaking through the Light Blade. The opponent was Gar's senior brother, who betrayed the Sword Sanctuary and started his own sect out of jealousy of Gar's talent and ability.

However, he ultimately failed to establish his own sect and instead became the leader of a notorious band of thieves.

Is this timeline one where the gods and humans have been bewitched and established a cult of humanity?
While Allen was pondering, Pursena muttered to herself, "It wasn't me, it was definitely Liniana who had her purse stolen."

Liniana retorted angrily, "What?! It clearly fell by itself!"

Allen looked up: "It wasn't lost, it was stolen by people arranged by Anzo Morella."

The two of them were stunned.

Liniana's face suddenly lit up, as if she had grasped something. Her expression remained blank for a moment, then grew increasingly clear, and finally she managed to utter:
Why did he steal our money?

Pursena/Dilic:
Allen looked into Liniana's clear yet foolish eyes, and his lips twitched. He finally understood how this girl could have used the money to do business after graduating from magic university and turned herself into a slave trader's prisoner.

Is this how you run a business? This guy isn't even as smart as he will be five years from now when he's at the magic academy.

He waved his hand: "Go on."

Liniana only then realized, "He lied to us? He just wanted us to help him!! Damn it!! I'm going to kill him!!!"

Allen: "You can't beat me."

Liniana: "Oh."

"What did you help with?" Allen pressed, his tone somewhat impatient, as he scrutinized Liniana's face, wondering if he should try to bring her back to her senses.

Sensing danger in Allen's eyes, the latter quickly continued:

"He said that as long as we allied with him, it would be easy to make back the lost money. He then brought us to Pepin and introduced us to some adventurers' guild missions, which allowed us to earn some money. He would take 20% as commission."

Liniana's expression froze again as she said this.

Mary covered her face.

You were the ones who accepted the mission from the Adventurers' Guild, and you were the ones who did the mission. You took the money but had to give 20% to others, just because they told you the Adventurers' Guild had a mission. This money came too easily, didn't it?
"Alright, shut up." Allen suddenly turned to Pulsena: "You tell me."

Pursena shrank back and quickly said, "I didn't stop Liniana because I thought Anzo Morella was very strong, and it would be good if he were an ally. In short, it's profitable."

Just a few days ago, he asked us to kidnap that noble lady, saying that she had some money that we could make money off her. He then told me that a white-haired man would come to rescue her, and that we should try to deal with him. Afterwards, he would give us the lion's share, and they would take the blame.

That's why we're using the name of the Human-God Cult, after all, we still have to go to school. But dealing with you is just too difficult. Sure enough, there's no such thing as free money; the meat for winter is gone.
It's all your fault, Liniana! I was sleeping, but I suddenly opened my eyes and got up, saying I dreamt that Dirichlet had returned to Pepin and that we had to take the initiative to seize control. What a dream!

Liniana looked embarrassed.

The scene in my dream is different from what I'm encountering now, so who knew this white-haired man was so strong?

Dilik looked at Pursena in astonishment: "How come your mind is so much clearer than hers?"

Liniana: "What do you mean, meow!?"

Pursena stammered, "I...I'm hungry, so my mind is clearer."

Dirich: "??? Tell me quickly, which hotel is Ms. Ariel staying at?"

Allen frowned deeply. He had been staring at Pulsena ever since she spoke, her words stirring up a multitude of thoughts in his mind.
Maneuvering, delaying, misleading information, missing the dream, gods and men.
Who is entering my dream? Whose apostle?
He suddenly interrupted:
Where is Anzo Morella?

Pursena raised her eyes and thought for a moment: "It seems to have been in Knowles Town. Before we parted this morning, they said they had to settle some accounts with someone."

Allen suddenly stood up. The invisible smoke and dust in front of him seeped out in wisps, controlling the airflow, rotating, exploring, becoming a collapsed 'window'.

Over there, a red-haired girl with a spirited expression finally emerged from the no-man's-land, stepping onto a muddy road covered in slush and snow. She encountered occasional passersby, all dressed as adventurers. At the edge of the scene, she could see the mottled eaves of a house not far away, adorned with icicles.

Where is Knowles?

Pursena and Liniana looked at each other in silence.

Mary, noticing Allen's sudden anxiety, quickly replied:
"Thirty kilometers to the northeast, follow the road north of Pepin North."

The words have not yet fallen.

The chair they were looking at was no longer occupied.

Not far away, the gates of the Adventurers' Guild creaked and swayed forlornly.

(End of this chapter)