Black-bellied husband is addicted to love: eat a sweet wife

The Yan family brothers have never experienced such a terrible thing...

They rushed to the corner of the room to hide, and they didn't forget to save Xiao Wu, they came up with ideas one after another, "Hurry up and take the second brother to the front!"

"Yes, pretend that you don't know anything, it's the second brother who got stepped on!

Xiao Wu looked at the ground and was instantly desperate, "...No way, big brother No. [-] is also here!" (┬_┬)

What Xiao Wu was talking about was the black back raised by Young Master Yan... The two babies squeezed it in too, and now Young Master Yan is leading him and squatting beside him. [

...Well, next to Young Master Yan who was crushed.

"Hide Big Brother No. [-]!"

Everyone couldn't bear to watch Xiao Wu's tragedy, and rushed out heroically one after another, helping him destroy the "evidence" in a hurry.

There is no more Yan Dashao under his feet...

But Xiao Wu still feels that his entire right leg has lost all feeling...

"Do I... still look like a human being?" Xiao Wu asked resignedly.

"Like." In everyone's reply, there were rejoicing and blessings...

But the alarm was temporarily lifted, but Xiao Wu couldn't calm down at all.

He wandered back to his room like a wandering soul, rummaged for a long time, and found a cut battery, which he placed on the coffee table in the small living room on the third floor, "I can't believe the judgment with the naked eye. When did I think this battery is delicious? What? That's when I started to mutate."

Wu Ge is really his role model!

Xiao Ba felt that he should also learn to be calm, crawled out of the closet, left the room, sat with Xiao Wu, and looked at the battery in silence.

Since I am about to leave the earth, there are many things that must be explained.

Xiao Wu began to call non-stop, calling Liang Liang, and even calling his twin sons.

Xiao Ba thought for a while... so he had to call 10086... "I'm leaving, you don't need to remind me of the balance in the future." (┬_┬)

At this time, everyone will stop bullying others, and they all kindly want to comfort him, "Don't be discouraged, you can find an alien girlfriend when you arrive at your brother's hometown!"

Xiao Ba turned a pair of extremely sad eyes, "I have a very popular aesthetic..."

"This..." Big brother can't count, he must be wearing a layer of human skin...

Thinking of the image of aliens in the movie, Xiao Wu suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "Aliens have big eyes!"

"..." Xiao Ba didn't want to worry about anything anymore, and ran to the corner to draw circles in tears. [

Not long after Xiao Wu's phone call was made, the black-bellied little guy from his family rushed over and dragged away the tragic father.

The others also dispersed, and went back to their room to repair their battered little heart.

Xu Yiran came back from shopping with her ex-husband, and she didn't know that such a big accident happened at home, but when she passed by the small living room, she saw a cut-off battery on the table.

She was afraid that the baby would grab it and eat it when it crawled over, so she took the battery away...

So after drawing circles for a long time, he took another call that he didn't want to reveal who the other party was at all, but the content made him want to hit the wall as always. When Xiao Ba came back, he looked at the empty coffee table and petrified.

who is it?who ate the battery>

Among their brothers, someone has secretly started to mutate>

Xiao Ba felt infinitely sad, turned around and rushed back to the room, took out a pen and paper, and wrote two large characters on the paper with agitated heart

Marriage.

……Is it funny?Is not funny!You don't understand the pain of not having a girlfriend at all!

Since he is destined to mutate and be taken away from the earth, he must first find a girlfriend no matter what!