take an acre with you

In the blink of an eye, half a month.

At noon that day, Zhang Xiaohu was hiding in the villa and was surfing the Internet. Suddenly, he received a call from that guy, Fatty Qian, and broke the big news right away.

"Little Tiger, something serious has happened, we have a water monster!

Zhang Xiaohu was almost laughed out of his stomach. What era is this? What kind of water monster is there? Even if there is such a thing as a water monster, it is easy to see, and the inland city is not a sea.

"Fatty Qian, when did you get so boring? Today is not April Fool's Day, so I won't be fooled!" Zhang Xiaohu couldn't laugh or cry. [

"Really, I definitely didn't lie to you. Go to Baidu and check it out, I'm sure it will surprise you!" Fatty Qian was speechless, and almost swore to God. Fortunately, the Internet is well developed, and he thinks of Baidu.

"I'll check it out and call you later!"

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Xiaohu didn't quite believe that the water monster, like the UFOs that appeared in the sky, was a national treasure.

"Forget it, I'll look it up on Baidu!"

If it were someone else, Zhang Xiaohu wouldn't bother to believe that Fatty Qian was different. In his memory, he seemed to seldom tell lies. Of course, bragging was common.

After thinking about it, today is not April Fool's Day, Fatty Qian can't make jokes, unless he looks like a dick and has nothing to do.

Just about to open Baidu, the phone on the desk rang again.

"What a good day today, why are you calling one after another!" Zhang Xiaohu picked up the phone, and when he saw the name on it, a strange smile appeared on his face, "Why is she calling!"

The caller was one of Zhang Xiaohu's women, it was He Yun who seduced him from Su Shuiyan at the beginning. Recently, it is said that he went out to find inspiration, so that he hadn't seen her for some time.

"Little Yunyun, are you back?"

"Good husband, I miss you to death." He Yun's mischievous voice came from the phone, "Good husband, why are you answering the phone so late, are you masturbating secretly by yourself?"

"..."

Then He Yun giggled from the phone.

"Good husband, don't be embarrassed, when a man can't help it, do you want my sister to help you masturbate?"

Zhang Xiaohu seemed to be able to see that He Yun was smiling, watching himself make a fool of himself.

Good men don't fight women!

"Little Yunyun, I'm masturbating your body, do you believe it?" Zhang Xiaohu rolled his eyes and turned to flirt with He Yun.

Unexpectedly, this He Yun was even stronger than Zhang Xiaohu, and he moaned ambiguously, "My dear husband, I want...give it to me...>

Zhang Xiaohu wanted to flirt, but when he met a rotten girl like He Yun, he had no choice but to raise his hand and surrender. He was really not He Yun's opponent. Thinking of the groans that lingered in his ears, he couldn't help but think of the madness on the bed, and wished he could run over immediately and put He Yun rectified the Fa on the spot. [

"I surrender, I admit defeat."

Zhang Xiaohu raised his hands in surrender, and the trembling laughter came again.

"Hmph, who told you not to call me? Do you want to eat it and wipe it off? Be careful. I will tell you about the hookah and let you sleep on the sofa at night." He Yun has a generous temper without any affectation.

Come on, facing the woman, Zhang Xiaohu once again raised the white flag.

"Do you have time right now?"

"available!"

Nothing is more important than being with a woman, completely forgetting what Fatty Qian said just now.

"Can you accompany me to the countryside later?"

"No problem." Zhang Xiaohu agreed directly, "You don't want to go to the countryside to gather folk songs, do you?"

"You don't know, there is news of water monsters in the countryside outside our urban area, don't say you don't know anything?" He Yun's tone was very excited, "Water monsters, this is a big event, and it is rare to see it in a hundred years! "

"What, another water monster?"

Zhang Xiaohu was confused, could it be that he was really behind the times and didn't know the big news?

Open the website with one hand, enter the address that Fatty Qian said, press Enter, and open the website.

This is an unfamiliar website. There is a message on the top page of the website, and a photo is published. Zhang Xiaohu frowned slightly, recognizing the place in the photo.

Damn, I'm not kidding, isn't this the Blue Moon Creek outside the medicinal base?

Zhang Xiaohu scanned the news above from beginning to end at a speed of ten lines per glance, with an incredulous expression on his face, and his eyes fell on the black shadow.

"Nimma, it's too cheating!"

.........

"boarding!"

Zhang Xiaohu was driving a new car, a recently bought BMW [-] Series, specially for picking up girls.

I often drive cars like Land Rover, and I feel that there is something missing. In addition, Fatty Zhu often mentions buying a car, so Zhang Xiaohu bought a BMW.

I haven't seen him for a few months, He Yun is more beautiful than before, every move exudes a charming atmosphere, today He Yun is wearing hot pants, showing Bai Shengsheng's thighs, people can't help but want to touch them, the upper body is a A white short-sleeved piece propped up the plump Yunvfeng, as if it would pop out at any time to take a breath. The face was painted with light makeup, revealing a kind of intellectual beauty. [

Zhang Xiaohu's mouth watered when he saw it, the simple attire could bring out the beauty to the fullest, how pleasing to the eye, besides, He Yun is his own woman.

"Hey, back to the soul!"

He Yun giggled, he liked Zhang Xiaohu's eyes very much, and his white hands were gently swaying. Zhang Xiaohu came back to his senses and said with a smirk, "You are so beautiful today!"

He Yun was used to Zhang Xiaohu's reaction, that woman didn't like to be praised, the flowers trembled wildly when she laughed, and the jade girl peak kept trembling, Zhang Xiaohu worried that she might fall out.

"Then you say, am I beautiful? Or is the hookah beautiful?"

Without even thinking about it, Zhang Xiaohu stretched out a hand and put it on Bai Shengsheng's thigh. It was so smooth and tender that he couldn't put it down, "Of course you are beautiful!"

"Could it be that the benefits of the last **** were so great?" Zhang Xiaohu wondered.

"Liar, no sincerity at all!"

If a woman messes around, it will cause headaches for men.

.........

After driving out of the suburbs, Zhang Xiaohu went straight to the medicinal material base.

From the information he saw on the Internet, Zhang Xiaohu probably knew that the black shadow that appeared in the middle of the night was not a water monster, but a blue crab he raised.

After the last renovation, Zhang Xiaohu came here for the first few days, and then he was busy with company affairs and diet pills, so he didn't pay attention to Scylla.

Only half a month has passed, and these guys have become water monsters in the eyes of others, and there is nothing more nonsense.

That's probably how it works online.

One night, someone was fishing on the Blue Moon River, and there was no moonlight that day. The blue crabs just went out to look for food, forming a huge black shadow, which happened to be photographed, so this water monster was released.

"Do you believe in water monsters?"

He Yun leaned over, and the pleasant smell came straight to his nose.

"What kind of water monsters are there in this world!" Zhang Xiaohu shook his head, "Maybe there are in the sea, and in places like the countryside, the water monsters will starve to death!"

"Who said there can't be water monsters in the countryside." He Yun was not happy. "Recently, I happen to be writing a story about water monsters, which just gave me inspiration. I believe I can find water monsters!"

Zhang Xiaohu suddenly rolled his eyes and had an idea, "Do you really want to see the water monster?"

He Yun looked at Zhang Xiaohu strangely, "You won't say, you have a way to do it?" There was disbelief in his eyes.

"Then do you want us to bet?" Zhang Xiaohu laughed heartily.

He Yun smiled, "Okay, what if you lose?"

Zhang Xiaohu is very bachelor, "I lost, I promise you one condition. However, if you lose, how about we have a field battle?"

"If you kill me, I won't be afraid of you. Good man, you're bound to lose." He Yun giggled, "If you lose, I just want a good car, so you can buy me one!"

Zhang Xiaohu said with a smile, "Small, don't cry when you lose!"

"Hmph, my wife won't lose!"

Zhang Xiaohu didn't have the guts to ask for such a request from another person, but He Yun was different. The bed was very wild, and she hadn't fought for a long time. She was going to kill her at night. It is necessary to discipline and discipline well, and at the same time satisfy the desire of the heart >

.........

This time, there were significantly more cars leading to the town.

Zhang Xiaohu didn't know whether to laugh or cry, the small matter caused by the blue crab would attract so many people's attention, so is the water monster really that interesting?

In fact, Zhang Xiaohu doesn't know how powerful the Internet appeal is, but any weird things will be sought after by many people.

The water monster is as famous as the UFO, and it is almost the same level.

The appearance of a water monster in the inland has caused many netizens to search for the trace, and many magazine editors want to get first-hand information back, and it is best to make the newspaper sell well.

There are no gimmicks these days, and newspapers may not be able to sell.

When we arrived at the town, the parking lot was full of cars, and it was difficult to find a place to park. In desperation, Zhang Xiaohu drove out of the town, along the country road, and went straight to his medicinal material base.

In the countryside in early summer, the scenery is very good.

The rotten girl He Yun kept laughing, every time she laughed, Yunvfeng would tremble non-stop, Zhang Xiaohu's mouth was parched, and the little brother under him was about to react.

There are usually no vehicles on the country roads, but today we can see them.

...>

"Little Tiger, you're here!"

As soon as he got out of the car, Fatty Qian came up. When he saw He Yun, his eyes lit up immediately, and he gave a thumbs up quietly. Good guy, this girl is really good, with a protruding front and back, it's so cool to do it.

"This is He Yun." Zhang Xiaohu introduced, "He is Fatty Qian, the big landlord here!"

Fatty Qian didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Beauty, don't listen to Xiaohu's nonsense, what kind of big landlord is I? He is the big landlord here. Look at this medicine base, it's all his!"

He Yun has been going out recently, and when he heard that the medicinal material base under construction in front of him belonged to Zhang Xiaohu, he was shocked and couldn't believe it.

"Really?"

Zhang Xiaohu nodded, "Well, this will be a medicinal planting base in the future!"

"Isn't the water monster nearby?" He Yun asked suddenly.