The ultimate flower nurse

Li Mu couldn't bear to see him like this.There are fairies in the fairyland of Yaochi, and there are good books in the fairyland of Yaochi!He came to him and patted his shoulder. At this moment, the possessed classmate raised his head to look at Li Mu, feeling ashamed in his heart.

"Hey, thanks to classmate Li this time, otherwise I don't know what to do."

"Hehe, since you are a classmate, don't be so polite. It doesn't matter to me. By the way, how did you get possessed by it?"

"Hey, I'm ashamed to say it."

Turns out it was last night when the guy and his girlfriend wanted to make out.There are fairies in the fairyland of Yaochi, and there are good books in the fairyland of Yaochi!But they were afraid of being discovered by everyone, so the two went to the small woods, and they were fine at first.But wait until you're done.He felt a tremor all over his body, as if a gust of wind was blowing behind him, but that was it, and he didn't feel anything else. [

After listening to his explanation, Li Mu understood what was going on. It turned out that the blue-faced patriarch had attached himself to this guy the moment he let himself go.In normal times, Yang Qi is relatively heavy and it is not so easy to invade.But at the moment when he vented his body, the yang energy of his body was the weakest, and it was also the easiest to be invaded by external evils.

"Hehe, well, don't think so much, isn't it all right now? Remember, don't do such things at night in the future, this time I'm here, next time I might be there, when the time comes You’re just calling Tian Tian Ying and the earth ineffective. Fairies come out of Yaochi Wonderland, and Yaochi Wonderland is a good book!”

"Well, I see, I will remember, I never thought that there are ghosts in this world. By the way, Li, where did you learn this skill?"

"Hehe, this matter is a secret and cannot be revealed."

"Hehe, I'm just asking casually. For such a miraculous ability, the master must have very strict requirements. It's reasonable if you don't say it."

"Hehe, it's good to understand, well, let's go quickly, our picnic is about to end, it's really bad luck, it's not fun to play."

This matter finally came to an end, and everyone was relieved.There are fairies in the fairyland of Yaochi, and there are good books in the fairyland of Yaochi!Most of them worship Li Mu, but I didn't expect Li Mu to be able to catch ghosts. It turns out that there are really ghosts and gods in this world.But why has no one discovered it before.

When we got in the car, Li Mu gave a warning.Let everyone not tell this matter, otherwise he will not have a good life in the future, everyone understands.In this way, everyone's impression of Li Mu will be even more profound. There are not many such people who don't want to be famous if they have such abilities.

"Xizi, you have found a good boyfriend, you will be blessed in the future, hehe"

Jin Xizi felt flattered when he heard his classmates' praise, and was a little shy.Not knowing how to answer, Li Mu suddenly interrupted at this moment.There are fairies in the fairyland of Yaochi, and there are good books in the fairyland of Yaochi!

"Well, why did I hear someone complimenting me?"

"Go, who praised you? It's because your ears misheard." Jin Xizi was made even more shy by Li Mu's thick skin.

"Oh, by the way, Hao Youcai owed me a bet yesterday afternoon, and everyone is fine now, why don't you let him come out and tell you a few jokes, so that everyone can relax."

"Ah, okay, okay, what happened just now was so tense, this proposal is good."

"If you are talented, you can come out and tell everyone a few small jokes to relieve everyone's boredom. Fairies come out of Yaochi Wonderland, and Yaochi Wonderland is a good book!"

Hearing what the boss said, even if Hao Youcai didn't want to come out, it wouldn't do.So he stood up obediently. When everyone saw Hao Youcai standing up and was about to start talking, they all calmed down and listened to see what kind of joke Hao Youcai could tell.

"Hey, since the boss has spoken, I have no choice but to make a fool of myself. Listen up."

"A migrant worker didn't get a tuba for a few days, so he couldn't get it off when he got a tuba. So he went to the hospital for an examination to see what was going on. Finally, he waited in line. After he went in, the doctor checked him. He gave him a prescription and told him to fetch the medicine, but he took the prescription to fetch the medicine, and the doctor told him that there was no such medicine. Fairies came out of Yaochi Wonderland, and Yaochi Wonderland reads books! Now the migrant worker wondered what was going on. .So he went to the doctor again."

"Doctor, I went to get the medicine just now, why did they tell me that there is no such medicine, what kind of medicine did you prescribe for me?" [

"Didn't you look at it yourself?"

As a result, he picked it up and saw that it said, a pack of toilet paper.Not understanding what was going on, he asked the doctor again. "What's going on, doctor? I asked you to see a doctor, why did you prescribe me a pack of toilet paper?"

"How do you think the doctor answered him?"

"How did you answer?"

"The doctor said, um, it's indeed a pack of toilet paper. Fairies come out of Yaochi Wonderland, and Yaochi Wonderland is a good book!"

"Can toilet paper also cure diseases?"

"It's not toilet paper that cures, it's toilet paper that cures you."

"What do you mean, do you want me to go back and cook toilet paper? Are you a fool?"

"It's not to tell you to go back and boil toilet paper, but to tell you to stop wiping your ass/butt with a cement bag..."

After hearing Hao Youcai's joke, the carriage was silent for a while.There are fairies in the fairyland of Yaochi, and there are good books in the fairyland of Yaochi!Immediately afterwards, there was the sound of everyone laughing, and some of them couldn't stand up from laughing.Covering his stomach with his four eyes, he said to Hao Youcai.

"Oh, you are talented, you, you are so talented, you can think of such a joke, it really makes me laugh."

"Hey...as long as everyone likes it, hehe."

After laughing, some classmates booed and told them to continue talking, which was good.It's been a long time since I laughed so happily, and I'll keep coming.

So Hao Youcai started to speak again, when he finished the first lecture.There are fairies in the fairyland of Yaochi, and there are good books in the fairyland of Yaochi!Hao Youcai looked at Xiaoxue intentionally or unintentionally, and found that Xiaoxue was also smiling happily, and Hao Youcai was also happy.

"Since everyone likes to hear it so much, I'm going to tell one."

"Two women crowded the bus, and one of them said."

"Hey, I'm so unlucky. The last time I squeezed the bus, I had a miscarriage."

"Tch, that's unlucky for you. I got pregnant last time I took the bus."

Immediately, all the girls in the car covered their faces, not daring to look at anyone, but the male students all laughed and leaned forward.Li Mu also chuckled.

"Hey, I didn't expect this kid to be so wretched, to tell such a joke."

Hearing what Li Mu said, Jin Xizi couldn't help twisting Li Mu's waist.Immediately, Li Mu grinned in pain, but he didn't dare to express any dissatisfaction. His girlfriend got angry and could only endure it.It's hard life to be a man.

Everyone returned to school with laughter and laughter all the way, without the scary and depressing atmosphere before.This is the advantage of young people, they can quickly accept everything. [

The next thing Li Mu has to do is to go to Lei Xiaohu and talk about opening a barbecue restaurant.But it turned out to be so smooth. Lei Xiaohu heard that Li Mu was going to open a barbecue restaurant with him.He agreed without much consideration. It turns out that Lei Xiaohu has always wanted to own a formal barbecue restaurant.

Unexpectedly, Li Mu would take the initiative to find him, which made him very happy, that is to say, his dream had come true.He also got in touch with Li Mu. If he opened a store in partnership with Li Mu, he wouldn't have to worry about someone coming to make trouble.He didn't believe that Li Mu's energy was just that little.

As long as we open a store together with Li Mu, no one will make trouble.In this way, I can play freely. When the time comes, the guests will be full, and my dream will come true. When the time is right, I will pass on my craft, and my mission will be completed.

But the fact that Li Mu wiped out the Qingmian Patriarch in the western suburbs could not be kept a secret as Li Mu thought.As the saying goes, there is no impenetrable wall, and the matter of Li Mu catching ghosts still spread like wildfire.

This time it attracted the attention of the Eight Offices, they have been trying to draw Li Mu into the organization.But I don't want to offend Li Mu, it seems that this time is a good opportunity.