It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 167 Money Can Make God Grind

Liu Zheng entered the men's locker room.

The space inside is quite large, and all the cabinets are old-fashioned wooden cabinets, with some signs of moisture.

If it were in reality, he would probably just turn around and leave.

How dare you charge him a thousand dollars for this? Wouldn't it be better to just go and find out in the Cadillac owners group?

Well, don’t get me wrong, Liu Zheng doesn’t have a Cadillac, and he joined the group for work.

But in the Mets, he had little choice.

Compared to the outrageous price of one hundred thousand yuan for a shower using a fire hydrant, one thousand yuan for a happy bath for the elderly seems pretty good.

"8808."

Liu Zheng looked at the cards in his hand, searching for the one that belonged to him in rows and rows of cabinets.

Soon, he found the target in the southeast corner.

I used the key to open the cabinet door, and there was nothing else inside, just a bottle of something that looked like shampoo.

Liu Zheng picked it up and saw that it was clearly written on it: “Super Strong Deodorant and Stain Remover”.

He looked down and saw neither ingredient list nor production date, only a line of small print.

It is corrosive, pregnant women and people with weak skin should use it with caution!!!
"Ah."

It's still the same weird and Metropolitan style hint as always.

After taking off all his clothes and putting his belongings into the system space, Liu Zheng picked up the deodorant and walked towards the shower area.

After passing through a small corridor, we arrived at a preparation area.

To the left is the bathing area, and to the right is the shower area.

There are a lot of toiletries such as bath towels, towels, slippers, etc. piled here, and there is no one to watch over them, so you have to use them yourself.

Since his hooves were non-slip, he didn't change into slippers, but simply picked up a few towels and headed for the shower area.

The shower area was separated by curtains which was a nice touch.

Liu Zheng has also been to some old-fashioned bathhouses, where shower heads were standing there in rows, with white water visible in full view.

As a young person of the new era, it is still quite embarrassing.

He chose the innermost compartment and turned on the faucet to flush.

The water volume was large and the temperature was high, but thanks to the insulation from the outer shell, Liu Zheng just felt comfortable.

He picked up the shampoo next to him, and this time it was even more excessive, without even any instructions.

But he was used to it, so he unscrewed the bottle cap and poured it on his head.

Anyway, I've paid the cleaning fee, so I might as well use it.

However, Liu Zheng poured a bottle and rubbed it for a long time, but not even a bubble appeared on the seaweed head.

Now, this ordinary shampoo can't clean the shit on his head.

He tried the shower gel again, with the same result.

Liu Zheng finally faced reality and sprayed himself with the "super strong deodorant and stain remover".

Streams of thick blue liquid sprayed onto his body, and immediately smoke began to sizzle.

The surface of the area that came into contact with the liquid gradually melted away, revealing the flesh and blood underneath.

Then the flesh and blood were corroded and turned into charred charcoal.

"Hiss, that's really exciting."

Liu Zheng continued to spray deodorant while baring his teeth.

By the time he had used up the entire bottle of deodorant, his entire body had grown back into a new state.

Open the valve and flush away the remaining rotten flesh on your body.

Liu Zheng tried it with the shampoo he took from the side, and this time there were finally bubbles.

"I should have used a boning knife to peel the skin myself."

He couldn't help but complain.

You don't have to spend so much money on renting a car and hiring a driver, and spend extra on cleaning fees and tips.

But no matter what, he probably couldn't get rid of the stench without this bottle of deodorant.

After taking a comfortable shower, Liu Zheng dried his body, blew his seaweed hair dry, and returned to the preparation area.

Putting on a bath towel, he walked through the passage to the bathing area.

To his surprise, the bathing area was outdoors and it was a natural hot spring.

Liu Zheng could even smell a slight smell of sulfur in the air.

And there was no one in the hot spring pool right now, which meant he could enjoy it all to himself.

Then it seems that spending the thousand dollars is not such a waste.

Liu Zheng looked around and did not find the shrine that the cows and horses had mentioned, but he found that the water was quite deep.

So he walked to the edge of the bathing pool, jumped into the hot spring with a diving posture, and splashed large amounts of water.

"Hahaha." This behavior of returning to childishness made him feel happy and he couldn't help laughing.

But when Liu Zheng raised his head from the water, he couldn't laugh anymore.

Because he discovered that a shrine was floating on the water not far away, looking at him.

"Gan!"

I knew that there was no such good thing.

Liu Zheng was looking at the statue in the shrine, and the statue seemed to be looking at him as well.

The image of the deity is an old man holding a sea bream in his arms and a fishing rod.

He wore a tall, squid-like hat and a hunting suit such as only nobles wore.

Liu Zheng looked at the statue and felt it looked familiar.

He soon remembered, wasn't this the god Ebisu in "Ultraman Mebius" who absorbed the "Grotes Cells" and became giant, and then made Ultraman Mebius low-key and beat him?

"It's over."

He thought to himself that something was wrong.

After watching that episode, Liu Zheng looked up information about the Ebisu God. Despite his funny appearance, his status was actually quite high.

According to legend, he was the first child of Izanagi and Izanami, born earlier than Amaterasu Omikami.

However, due to his ugly appearance, the two gods disliked him and put him into the river to float away.

Therefore, it is generally believed that He had the divine functions of fishing and sailing.

At the same time, Ebisu is also the patron saint of travelers and merchants, and is ranked first among the Seven Lucky Gods. He is equivalent to an upgraded version of the combined five gods of wealth in Chinese mythology.

If such a great god of wealth asks him for offerings, to put it nicely, won't he go bankrupt?
No matter how annoying it is, you still have to go through the process.

Liu Zhengyou arrived in front of the shrine, clapped his hands three times as Jinzi had instructed, and bowed three times.

Then he took out a few banknotes and placed them in front of Ebisu God.

"Buy more steamed buns! Buy more steamed buns!"

The sea bream in the hands of Ebisu God opened its mouth slightly and made sounds like a child.

He knew some Japanese and knew that this meant "business is booming."

Although he said auspicious words, Ebisu God did not look auspicious at all.

Its wooden eyes emitted a faint red light, and the sea bream's dead fish eyes also stared at Liu Zheng.

Apparently, the deity was not happy with the offering.

Liu Zheng had no choice but to go through the process again.

This time, he directly put in two thousand yuan.

However, Lord Ebisu was still not satisfied, and his eyes became even redder.

The sea bream also began to become restless and flapped its tail.

Liu Zheng had no choice but to offer another 5,000.

God Ebisu was finally satisfied, and the red light in his eyes gradually dissipated.

The sea bream in its hand swung its tail suddenly and flew into Liu Zheng's arms.

"Name: Taiyaki of Ebisu God"

"Type: Props"

“Quality: Excellent”

"Effect: Permanently slightly increase the player's luck value."

"Note: If you offer more, you eat the fish. If you offer less, the fish eat you."

“Can I take out a copy: Yes”

This thing is actually a prop.

He tentatively picked up the snapper and took a bite.

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Liu Zheng expressionlessly let go of the sea bream and looked at the shallow teeth marks on it.

As expected, it’s just called Taiyaki, but it’s made of wood, and it’s harder than ordinary wood.

But it's still edible.

After all, something that cost almost ten thousand dollars cannot be wasted.

He tore off pieces of wood fibers with difficulty and stuffed them into his mouth and swallowed them.

You know what, it still tastes a bit sweet after chewing it a few more times.

After finally finishing his Taiyaki meal, Liu Zheng was ready to take a good hot spring bath.

Suddenly, the sound of hurried footsteps came from the passage.

He frowned slightly and looked at the person who came.

(End of this chapter)