It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 63 How to fish without a fishing rod

Chapter 63 How to fish without a fishing rod
"I want to get something."

Liu Zheng said bluntly.

"You're addicted to stealing, right? No."

Niu Ma refused very directly.

"You think the kitchen is your home, you can go there whenever you want and take whatever you want."

"If you get caught again, you'll die, but Napoleon will put me on his blacklist."

It hummed and hawed.

"You're going to run away, so why do you care about being blacklisted?"

"I haven't run away yet, have I? Besides, I can still work in a restaurant even if I don't work there. With my relationship with Napoleon, it's easy for me to do smuggling."

The cows and horses were drooling as they imagined the scene of counting huge amounts of money.

"You challenge the Yuanshen Sect, will they agree?"

"You have to be willing even if you don't want to. When the time comes, Oink and I will join forces. How can a small sect still want to cause trouble?"

Niuma snorted coldly.

"Can Oink go to the black market?"

"Theoretically, it's not possible, but there is a way."

Niuma said.

"It's a big price, isn't it?"

“At least two years’ profit.”

Niuma's mouth twitched.

This is based on the premise that it can make money every time.

However, given its strength and the connections it has accumulated as a deliveryman, the possibility of making a loss is not high.

"I have a way that doesn't require Oink to do anything."

Liu Zheng rolled his eyes and said.

"Oh? Tell me."

Niuma asked with great interest.

"Partner with Dai Lego."

He said.

"That tree? No, no."

The cows and horses shook their heads wildly.

"It's good enough that I didn't burn it down. Why would I cooperate with it? No way."

"The Yuanshen Sect sold you out, but you were able to hold back. Dai Legao just beat you up, and you were the one who sold them fake wine first. How could there be any deep hatred?"

Liu Zheng advised.

"The Yuanshen Sect was helping Napoleon. I was the one who came to cooperate with the tree. That would be so embarrassing."

The cow and horse muttered.

"You have face only if you have money. This time when I delivered food to an office building, the security guard took the initiative to swipe my card. I took care of all the people who ordered food, and its assistant even thanked me. How face-saving it was."

"Why? Because I threw money at them."

"Have you forgotten how we went to a gambling den and were nearly cheated of all our money by the devil?"

"Don't you want to make a lot of money in peace?"

Liu Zheng asked questions in rapid succession and finally pried open the mouths of the cow and horse.

"Even if I'm willing to cooperate with the tree, it can't help me, right?"

"The people of Yuanshen Sect are not stupid, so they will not enter its range of activities."

Niuma said.

"That's why I'm going to the kitchen to get something."

Now that we've come to this point, he might as well tell it all.

"There might be a wood elf hidden in the kitchen. Dalego needs the acorns from her body so that he can complete his evolution and expand his range of activities to several nearby streets."

"Then we can use this to trick the Yuanshen sect members over and capture them all in one fell swoop."

Liu Zheng said.

This not only achieved a deal with the French plane tree, but also helped Niu Ma eliminate his competitors and helped himself eliminate potential enemies.

Killing three birds with one stone.

After hearing his words, Niuma pondered for a long time, then stood up suddenly.

"Wait here, I'll go ask."

It left a word and ran out.

After about half an hour, the cattle and horses came back.

"Napoleon said that if you want acorns, you can do so, but you have to give something in exchange."

it said.

"what?"

"A beaked whale."

"Whale? Does Napoleon think too highly of me?"

Liu Zheng had a black question mark on his face.

Although he does have a friendship with the mermaid princess, whether she recognizes him or not is another matter.

Even if the mermaid princess is willing to help, he can't drag her back.

Even killer whales weigh several tons, let alone the beaked whale.

"Why are you panicking? It's just a name, it's not a real whale."

Niuma said.

"what is that?"

"It's a kind of catfish, found in many places. But Napoleon specifically asked for the ones from the sewers."

Niuma replied.

"What?"

"The water from the sewers nourishes people. All the wastewater in the city must first pass through the sewers, and it's full of essence." Niu Ma licked his lips.

"Ah~"

Liu Zheng showed a disgusted expression.

"You know nothing. Let me ask you, what's the next sentence of rich people relying on technology?"

Niuma asked.

"Poor people rely on mutation?"

"That's right. The sewers are short of everything except something that can mutate you. If you take a bath in the water, you might become a hermit shrimp when you come out."

Niuma nodded.

"You're crazy. Why are you suddenly speaking in a cute dialect?"

Liu Zheng said with contempt.

"Who the hell is speaking in dialect? I'm talking about hermit shrimp."

Niuma said angrily.

"This is the most common type of mutation in the sewers. No matter what race you are originally, you will become a mentally retarded shrimp. The only thing you will think about for the rest of your life is to find a big, hard shell for yourself."

"Is this a good thing?"

"Isn't this a good thing?"

The cattle and horses looked at him strangely.

"In this world, the smarter you are, the more miserable you are; the more you want, the more tortured you are. It's better to be a parasite shrimp, live a simple and comfortable life, and be happy for several days just by finding a shell."

When it said this, its expression actually showed a bit of compassion.

"Is it copied from Bai Langzi's collection of poems?"

However, Liu Zheng immediately exposed it.

"It's none of your business. Just tell me whether you're going or not."

Niuma became angry and ashamed.

"Of course we have to go. But from what you said, this place doesn't seem very safe."

"Nonsense, where else is there a safe place except this lounge?"

Niuma said as a matter of course.

"Ah."

Liu Zheng glanced at it.

You are the biggest insecurity factor.

"You still want to go to the garbage disposal plant? That place is much more dangerous than the sewers. If you don't even dare to go to the sewers, then you'd better give up as soon as possible."

The cows and horses are provoking each other.

"You can't come with me?"

"I don't have the time. Besides, the sewers don't welcome me. I'll be mobbed if I go there."

"A deformed monster like you might be able to get along with them."

Niuma said.

I think it's the physics guys that are mixed together.

Liu Zheng thought to himself.

Although he was complaining, he started to think in his mind.

First, the white-feathered chicken now knew that he wanted the wood elf's acorn.

Stealing is impossible, and robbing is just a daydream. The only thing he can do is exchange it for the giant-mouthed whale.

Secondly, what Niu Ma said about sewers being less dangerous than garbage disposal plants is probably true.

He can just adapt to the intensity in advance.

Finally, Liu Zheng’s going to the sewer is not completely without advantages.

First, he has the "Never Come Back Empty" status, which can greatly increase the success rate of fishing.

Second, the Heart of the Ocean can grant him two powerful effects in the water, and with the bonus of the legendary vest, he should have no problem protecting himself.

"Okay, I'll go."

After finishing his thought, Liu Zheng said.

"Here, this is a picture of a giant mouth whale."

Niuma took out a black and white photo from his mouth.

The photo shows a middle-aged man with a happy smile, and at his feet lies a catfish almost as big as him.

Not to mention, if you only look at the front face, it does look a bit like a fin whale.

Seeing the appearance of the beluga whale, Liu Zheng was actually a little disappointed.

Compared to the ingredients he had seen before, it was too mediocre.

"anything else?"

he asked.

"What else do you want?"

Niuma looked puzzled.