It's a hell game, who can still be a human being?

Chapter 652 The Legendary Deliveryman's Rusty Gold Watch
"found it."

The shop owner stopped pointing.

"A potent eugenic drug, 100,000 yuan per box."

Is one box enough?

Liu Zheng asked.

"How would I know? I've never eaten it."

"Then I'll have one box first."

He said.

"Put it on."

Liu Zheng pasted the "福" (Fu, meaning good fortune) character onto the tablet again, and a box the size of a matchbox popped out.

He opened the box, and inside was a pink pill wrapped in clear plastic.

Since there was no product description, Liu Zheng had no choice but to look at the medicine instructions.

Just like in real life, the instruction manual is long, tedious, and incomprehensible.

Fortunately, the key information was found.

As long as it's not an immortal species, taking one pill before giving birth to your first child is enough to basically guarantee a healthy and uncontaminated offspring.

What? You're asking what happens if it's an immortal species?
If you're already an immortal being and you've reached the point where you need welfare drugs, then it's better if this kind of gene can't be passed on.

"Give me two boxes."

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and then said.

He didn't know how many cows or horses gave birth to at one time, but he decided to prepare for two births.

Moreover, what if the cattle or horses get greedy and accidentally eat the potent eugenic drugs themselves?

Although cattle and horses are generally reliable, humans and non-humans are capable of anything when they lose their minds.

Liu Zheng has seen similar examples in real life.

Once, the company's refrigerator was leaking electricity, so the person in charge of logistics printed out a notice that read "Refrigerator is leaking electricity, please do not use it" and prepared to stick it on the refrigerator.

He originally intended to unplug the appliance before attaching it, but even after squatting down, his hand still uncontrollably reached for the refrigerator door.

Fortunately, the electrical leakage was not serious and the person was unharmed; it just became a laughing stock.

I received two boxes of potent fertility medication, and I still have 36 welfare points remaining.

How many points are needed for citizenship?

Liu Zheng thought for a moment and asked.

He has quite a few people under his command who don't have citizenship. Even the Xi Family Army in the sewers don't have citizenship, and the pandas probably don't either.

He thought he should at least get a replacement for Xihe and the panda, otherwise it would be inconvenient when they needed to do things alone.

"Fourth-class citizens receive 1000 points, and third-class citizens receive 10000 points."

The shop owner replied.

"Then I'll exchange two third-class citizens and five fourth-class citizens."

Since it's not expensive, let's just make all the members of the Xi Family Army citizens.

"Are you sure? Citizenship can only be used by yourself or your immediate family members."

"For the sake of that bottle of bronze-labeled liquor," the shop owner reminded him.

"There's such a rule? Never mind then. Is there anything that can improve one's strength?"

Liu Zheng asked.

"Let me filter them, you can take a look yourself."

The shop owner selected all the prizes related to improving skills and then handed him the tablet.

Liu Zheng held the tablet and quickly flipped through the pages.

He quickly found a prize that suited him.

Name: Extraordinary Ability Awakening Drug (Single Use)

Type: Item

Quality: Excellent

"Effect: After use, the player will randomly obtain a skill that suits them. Repeated use of the same type of item will have no effect."

"Note: Commoners rely on mutations, the rich rely on technology."

"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"

100,000 points isn't too expensive.

Liu Zheng exchanged it directly, then swallowed it down his throat.

"Players gain the passive skill: Omnipotent Flesh and Blood."

"Universal Flesh and Blood: The player's flesh and blood can be used as most ritual materials and spellcasting materials, and are even more effective than the materials originally required."

A system notification sounded.

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Liu Zheng looked at the effects of the new skill, his expression indescribable.

If we're talking about strength, the skill's effect is obviously very strong.

Other spellcasters have to go through a lot of trouble to collect spellcasting materials, which is both time-consuming and laborious, while he can just eat and drink to his heart's content.

Other believers have to offer sacrifices to the gods, collect pure white bulls and pure black ewes, and collect virgin boys and girls born in the year, time, and month of the yin, while he only needs to rub off a few pieces of dead skin and cut off a few hemorrhoids.

Even though Liu Zheng is neither a spellcaster nor a believer, this skill still has a wide range of applications.

But for some reason, he had a feeling that he had been tricked.

"Forget it, it's better than nothing."

Liu Zheng shook his head and then tidied up his skill list.

Passive Skills: Interrogation Master, Sexual Exuberance Leads to Disaster, Omnipotent Flesh and Blood.

Active skills: Kicking (lasts in the current instance), Iron Block, Witness, Cutting to Permanent Cure.

There is also a "Blade Intent Possession" state, which is equivalent to three one-time skills.

In terms of quantity, he can acquire a skill almost every day.

In terms of quality, apart from the Interrogation Master skill being slightly lacking, the other skills are all of high quality.

"Not bad."

Looking at the impressive skill list, Liu Zheng's mood improved again.

After exchanging for a superpower awakening potion, I still have 26 welfare points left.

He was about to flip through the prize list again when his phone rang.

"Zhengjiang, I got what you wanted."

"The call connected," Sumireko said happily.

"That's great, I'll be right there."

Liu Zheng was also very happy.

"Boss, something came up, I'll come back to redeem my prize later."

He said to the shop owner.

The moment you leave, I'll...

Before the shop owner could finish speaking, a bottle of bronze-label liquor was placed in front of him.

"I'll rest and wait for you to come."

He continued, following up on the topic.

"The boss really knows how to do business."

Liu Zheng raised a large tentacle to him, then left the lottery shop with the panda.

"Should we report this to the authorities?"

Looking at the closed shop door, the shop owner muttered to himself.

"Forget it, it's better to avoid trouble. Anyway, the tablet is connected to the server, and the people from the Ministry of Civil Affairs already know."

After a moment, he made a decision.

"Damn it, I don't know what bad luck I had today, running into such a troublesome guy."

The shop owner grew increasingly angry as he thought about his earlier humiliation, and he jumped onto the counter.

He grabbed the two wings of the big red rooster between his legs and charged fiercely in the direction Liu Zheng had left.

Liu Zheng got into his sports car and sped off to Jidao Qiantang.

Without saying a word, Sumireko took out a box and handed it to him as soon as he came in.

Liu Zheng opened the box, inside which was a rusty watch.

"what?"

It wasn't a broken watch after all.

He picked up the watch, and an item description immediately popped up.

Name: The Legendary Deliveryman's Rusty Gold Watch (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Inferior

"Effect: Evolves based on the gold weight fed by the player, with a maximum quality not exceeding Perfect."

"Note: Don't worry about whether it's rusty or not, just tell me if it's gold." "Can it be taken out of the instance: Yes"

"As expected of you."

Liu Zheng admired this legendary food deliveryman immensely.

You might say he's doing poorly, but he can still afford a gold watch.

You say he's doing well, but even his gold watch is rusty.

After mentally ranting about the legendary deliveryman, Liu Zheng began to examine the new item he had acquired.

The gold he currently possesses consists of four gold bars found on the corpses of Yuan Shen sect followers, as well as gold worth 20 million that the fisherman used to pay off his debts.

"Shouldn't that be enough to upgrade to perfect quality?"

He took out a gold bar and placed it on the rusty watch.

"Uh-huh~"

A sound like a baby suckling was heard, and the gold bar quickly became covered with green rust. A small piece of rust on the surface peeled off, revealing the gold underneath.

Liu Zheng picked up the gold bar, but before he could even exert any force, it shattered into a pile of green rust that stuck to his tentacles.

"You can eat quite a lot. Okay, I'll see how much you can eat."

He took out gold bars one by one and placed them on the rusty watch, watching it suck the gold bars into rust.

After sucking on fifty gold bars in a row, the rust on the gold watch finally came off completely, restoring its shiny appearance.

Name: The Legendary Deliveryman's Gold Watch (Disposable)

Type: Item

Quality: Perfect

"Effect: After use, the player will randomly gain an ability related to gold."

Note: Gold is power!

"Can it be taken out of the instance: No"

"It's random again."

Liu Zheng frowned.

To be honest, he didn't like random items, especially high-quality ones.

After all, reality isn't a game where you can just reload and start over if you get a bad random result.

"Boss, I'm supposed to be your successor, so don't screw me over. I'll bring a few bottles of Gold Label liquor to pay my respects to you later."

He bowed towards the remains of the legendary deliveryman, then put the gold watch on his tentacle.

These random items don't look anything special from their appearance, so there's no need to store them in the system space. You can use them to check the time when you're not using them.

"Does Masashi-chan not like this watch?"

Jinzi was observant and perceptive.

"It's not that I don't like the watch, it's just that I don't like things that rely on luck."

Liu Zheng told her about the effects of the gold watch.

"I see. Masa-chan, please wait a moment."

After pondering for a moment, Sumireko said.

"it is good."

Liu Zheng nodded.

Sumire removed the hair ornament from her head, letting her long, black hair cascade down like a waterfall.

Then she opened her mouth and made a sound like a bird chirping.

Soon, a series of calls echoed from the hot spring.

One by one, servants who resembled but were not exactly the same as Sumireko emerged from the bath. They had their hair down like Sumireko and were chirping. Seiko was among them.

Once everyone had arrived, the attendants stood in two rows, holding hands to form a human palanquin.

"Masako, please get into the sedan chair."

"It's Sumire," she said.

"it is good."

He leaped up and landed on the sedan chair with a perfect diving move.

The waiters didn't budge an inch, as if what had hit them wasn't a burly man weighing over 300 pounds, but a feather.

"Get up the sedan!"

At Sumireko's command, the attendants carried him toward the men's bath.

After passing through the curtain, what appeared before Liu Zheng was not a steaming bath, but a dark red torii gate, with a small shrine on the other side.

The servants silently carried him forward, and with each step, the shrine grew larger.

After a dozen or so steps, the shrine had grown to about half a person's height, and Liu Zheng could see the appearance of the statue inside.

The old man, holding a fishing rod and embracing a sea bream, was the same Ebisu deity he had previously worshipped.

At this moment, the waiters also stopped in their tracks.

Although they remained upright, Liu Zheng could still sense the pressure they were under from their tense expressions.

"Yiyahei! Solan, Solan!"

Sumire suddenly started shouting at the top of her lungs.

"Solan! Solan! Solan!"

As soon as she opened her mouth, her people joined in the shouting.

Although I couldn't understand what they were singing, a surge of vitality burst forth from their voices.

The sedan chair continued to move forward to the sound of singing. Although it was moving on flat ground, Liu Zheng felt as if he were climbing a mountain.

The shrine grew larger and larger until it was almost the size of the Leshan Giant Buddha, and the palanquin finally arrived at the foot of the torii gate.

And the chanting came to an end.

Liu Zheng looked down and saw that every waiter was drenched in sweat, and their clothes were soaked with white salt stains.

Their figures were still upright, but their eyes had become somewhat numb and empty.

Looking at them, an idiom spontaneously came to mind.

The end of the strong crossbow.

"Yiya hey!"

Jinzi started shouting again, but this time her voice was extremely hoarse, like a cuckoo crying blood.

"Solan! Solan!"

The waiters also squeezed out the last bit of strength from their bodies, and almost fell over to step over the torii gate.

"Oh!"

The sedan chair instantly disintegrated, and Jinzi and her people lay scattered on the ground.

"Masako, don't worry about us, go and make offerings to Ebisu-no-Okami."

"Issue struggled to speak," she said.

Liu Zheng shook his head, helped them up one by one to sit up, and fed each of them a small dried fish.

"Masa-chan."

Sumire looked at him with emotion, while Seiko's eyes were almost brimming with tears.

Liu Zheng didn't say anything, he just patted the two of them on the shoulder, then got up and walked towards the statue.

Ebisu's crimson gaze shifted from the servants to him.

Liu Zheng immediately recited the name of the Great Sun Goddess in his heart, and the phantom of the golden magatama appeared in his right eye.

Upon seeing the mark of the Great Sun God, Ebisu's expression shifted, and he looked away from him.

"Whoo~"

The immense pressure dissipated, and Liu Zheng stepped forward to the statue.

Just like last time, he clapped his hands three times, bowed three times, and then placed a gold bar directly at the feet of the statue.

"By Ebisu-sama, you need not worry too much. Just offer as much as you need, but do not take it from my friends."

To show his sincerity, he even knelt on one knee.

"Masa-chan!"

Sumireko and Seiko couldn't stand it anymore and struggled to get up.

"Shut up and don't move. If you dare to get up, I will never set foot in the Yakuza Money House again in this lifetime."

Liu Zheng shouted without turning his head.

"Understood, Lord Liu Zheng."

Sumireko and Seiko did not try to get up again, but instead led their tribesmen in bowing to him.

Ebisu's gaze swept over them, and his already smiling lips stretched into an even wider grin.

"Buy more steamed buns! Buy more steamed buns!"

The carp in his hand cried out again.

Liu Zheng knew that this was because he was not satisfied with the offerings, so he simply offered ten more gold bars.

Ebisu was finally satisfied and released his grip on the carp.

A wooden carp, as big as a car, swung its tail and charged towards Liu Zhengfei.

(End of this chapter)