rogue saint

"Rogue cousin, why are you back?" Seeing Wu Lai's expression, Wang Fei knew it was unsuccessful.He took out the thing he had put in Wu Lai's pocket before, opened it and listened to it for a while, only to hear the conversation between Wu Lai and the girl playing on it, after which Wang Fei laughed.What could actually remember my conversation, could it be a memory spar?

Seeing Wu Lai looking at him puzzled, Wang Fei explained: "This is a voice recorder, which can record your conversations."

Wu Lai said "oh", it was the first time he had seen a recording pen.

Wang Feiyu said earnestly: "My cousin, why are you so stupid? When she says no, it doesn't mean she rejects you. Girls are usually very reserved. If you ask like this, she will definitely say no. Even if you don’t say you have a boyfriend, you will find other reasons, but you can say: Having a boyfriend doesn’t affect us being friends! You must be flexible, don’t be so rigid.”

After listening to Wang Fei's words, Wu Lai was greatly taught, and then he tried again. Fortunately, the girl didn't go away, as if she was waiting for someone.After a lot of stalking, Wu Lai finally got the girl's contact information. Of course, their car actually played a big role, where is the Ferrari!Not qq.

The girl said: "I won't tell you the name, but the mobile phone number, I will give it out, just give it once, you remember it is your luck, don't blame me if you can't remember it."

Of course, no matter who Wu Lai is, he has a super memory, and he already has a recording pen, so it doesn't matter if he doesn't remember it.

If Wang Fei hadn't been waiting in the car, Wu Lai would have said that he would invite the beautiful woman to dinner.However, Wu Lai was also cash-strapped, and Wang Mei didn't give him any money.

Wu Lai got the beauty's contact information and left. The girl stomped her feet and said in her heart: Don't think that this will be a success. She didn't even say to invite her to dinner or let her sit in your car.

After listening to the recording, Wang Fei said: "Rogue cousin, you still have some potential. But in the future, if you want to strike up a conversation, you can say: 'Beauty, I want to know you and be friends with you. If you agree, please reply: I agree. , if you do not agree, please reply: I agree. If you do not reply, I will assume that you agree unconditionally.'”

"Also, to pursue a girl, first of all, you must know that many of the girl's words imply other meanings, which are called puns. If she says that we should be friends, don't think she really means it. In fact, it is you There is still extra use value. There are still a lot of puns. As far as I know, I have sorted out the following. I am in a good mood today. I got a bottle of Louis XIII for nothing. Let me tell my cousin. For example, I think I need A little more space (I don't really want to see you); you are actually very nice (I don't want to be with you); you are really nice (I really don't want to be with you); you are really nice It's really nice...Really (pig head, stay away from me); I don't want to have a boyfriend for the time being (Flash! You are not half of my handsome standard); I don't want to hurt our friendship ( There will always be only friendship between us); you make me feel embarrassed (I can't force myself to say the answer I don't want to say); This kind of person); friends are long-lasting, don't they (want to be my boyfriend, I don't look in the mirror); I never thought about this problem (it's impossible at all! Stop daydreaming ); I am not suitable to be a lover (nonsense, no one is suitable to be your lover); you give me time to think about it (if you don’t give me time, how can I run away...); our distance is too far (when a Friends are good); your conditions are really good (your conditions are really not as good as I want); but... this is so weird... really weird (you are so ugly... you are so weird Still want to eat swan meat like this?); I think there is really pure friendship between men and women (yes, there is really only pure friendship between me and you); the motorcycle is fine, it is very convenient to ride ( Poor boy, you dare to pick me up if you don’t have a car); but I will remember your tenderness in my heart (love saint! Mere tenderness is useless, you need money...); in fact, I have never had the courage to accept you (see You're scared to death... where's the guts?); you're so cute (you're so childish); you're really cute (you're really childish); you're really super cute (pig! Don't be clingy like a kid la!); meeting you always makes me relive the joy of my childhood (it feels like an aunt meeting a little brother); I think you are very good (you are dressed so vulgarly, you can tell at a glance Going out is not fun); we should give each other some buffer time (give you time to get lost! If you don’t leave, I will really turn my face off!); I’m really sorry for being late last time (I’ll let you know that I’m late first, next time I’ll definitely not I’ll be there!); others say you’re in good condition (I’ve never thought so); it’d be nice if we knew each other earlier (maybe you’ll wake up sooner); don’t worry, we can be friends first (I can Take advantage of this time to find a boyfriend)..."

Hearing this, Wu Lai's mouth opened wide. He didn't expect to have so much knowledge in just such a few words.I really don’t know if I don’t say it, I’m startled when I say it.

"Cousin, how do you know this?" Wu Lai asked enviously.

"That's the summary of my many years of rogue experience! Well, being a rogue is actually a very profound knowledge. Cousin, if you work hard, you can still become a qualified rogue. Remember, you must be bold and flexible. , You have to be thick-skinned and shameless. Being a scoundrel is a way of life! It’s not shameful at all.”

"Being a scoundrel is also a way of life!" Hearing these words, Wu Lai's mind began to grow again. He had a premonition that catastrophe was coming soon, so he had to make arrangements early.

After Wang Fei sent Wu Lai away, he couldn't help but start yelling: My cousin planted a tree for me to enjoy the shade.So he contacted the beauty, and when he called, he heard a voice from the other end of the phone: Sorry, the number you dialed is an empty number.He thought he had dialed the wrong number, so he checked it carefully, entered one number after another, dialed it again, and still got the same answer.Wang Fei dialed several times as if he didn't believe in evil, but finally he was disappointed to the point of despair.Wang Fei was depressed for a long time, and finally squeezed out a sentence through the gap between his teeth: "Cousin rogue, it's really not easy for a rogue to do your job!"

Wu Lai sneezed. "How can I catch a cold with such a good body? Could it be that beauty is thinking of me? It seems that I am still very attractive, haha!"