rogue saint

Holding the boxed lunch, the chief of the security department didn't want to eat it, and he didn't want to eat it, but looking at Wu Lai who looked forward to it, the hospitality was hard to turn down, so he bit the bullet and started eating.However, he unexpectedly found that these green vegetables and radishes were much more delicious than the delicacies he ate in the big hotel every day, and he quickly finished his lunch box.The security captain looked at him strangely: This food is not much better than pig food, how come the director still eats it so deliciously, is it really so delicious?Try it yourself next time.

The director of the security department thought to himself: It seems that the food in the cafeteria is really good!It's cheaper to go to the cafeteria to eat more in the future.But when he went there every day, he found that the food in the cafeteria would make people vomit.

The security captain was very depressed at this moment, he didn't even have a part to make a sofa, so he didn't expect these boys to sit on the sofa directly.Not only that, Wu Lai saw a bunch of bananas on the table, took three directly, gave one to Wang Fei and Song Jian, and ate one for himself.It seems that they regard the security office as their own home.The security captain stared aside.

After the director of the security department finished eating, he asked, "What happened?"

"It's like this, Director, these students fought in the cafeteria and even beat one of our security guards, so I brought them here." The security captain standing aside explained respectfully.

The chief of the security department looked at Wu Lai and asked suspiciously, "Is what he said true?"

Wu Lai said with a full face of grievance: "Master Director, we have been wronged! We just chased away a few flies. You said that if there are flies buzzing around you when you are eating, you can eat happily." ?"

The head of the security department nodded and said, "Well, I will definitely drive away the flies."

Wu Lai rushed up and hugged the head of the security department and said, "That's it! In a fit of anger, we drove those flies away!"

"What does that have to do with your fighting?" The chief of the security department was still a little puzzled.He knew that the security captain under him would not casually frame others.

The security captain said: "Director, I think the flies they mentioned may be the students who were beaten by them. We saw with our own eyes a few students who were beaten with black noses and swollen faces went downstairs."

The director of the security department came to his senses at this moment. He heard Wu Lai kept talking about flies, and thought there were really flies. It turned out to be a metaphor, so he said: "Three classmates, you are openly fighting and making trouble in the cafeteria. This is very inappropriate." , and the impact is not good. Since you have admitted it, it means that you have repentance, then that's fine, and I won't pursue it, just write a self-criticism and hand it over to me."

"What? You want to write a review?" Wu Lai looked at him in surprise.

"What? The punishment for writing a review is already very light."

"No, the head can be cut off, the blood can be shed, and such shameful things as punishment cannot be done." The three said in unison.

The chief of the security department was sweating profusely, and the security captain was also sweating profusely.He knew the director's temper, and it was a good deal if he didn't write them down today, but he didn't expect them to bargain.

"Then what do you think?" the head of the security department asked.

Wu Lai said eloquently: "We did nothing wrong, why should we write a review?"

The director of the security department asked back: "Isn't it wrong for you to fight and make trouble? It should have been punished, but I just want you to write a self-criticism. Writing a self-criticism is easy and easy."

Wu Lai said, "Then what if we don't write?"

"If you don't write, then I have to give you a penalty."

"Master Director, are you not afraid that I will sue you for abuse of power?"

"It's my job to deal with these things, even the principal will support me."

"Really? Then you call the principal now and ask if he will support you."

"There's no need to bother the principal about such a trivial matter." He suddenly remembered something and asked, "What's your name? Which department are you from?" Khan, he just remembered.

"My name is Wu Lai, from the School of Economics and Management. Their names are Wang Fei and Song Jian, and they are also from the School of Economics and Management."

"I advise you to choose to write a self-criticism, otherwise you will annoy the director, and being recorded as a major demerit is not a joke." The security captain kindly reminded.

"We don't know how to write. Even if the principal knows, he won't punish us."

"Tch, don't talk big. The headmaster is stricter than the director. You can't rub the sand in your eyes."

"Hehe, no matter how strict a person is, there are times when he rubs sand in his eyes." Wu Lai smiled, turned his head to Song Jian and Wang Fei, and said, "Cousin, A Jian, show the director what the old man wrote in the morning."

Song Jian asked suspiciously: "Boss, which old man?" Suddenly he remembered, and said: "Is it the principal? I remember, Boss, you like to call them old men the most, but it is really strange to describe them as old men." Image, boss, you are really great."

After hearing this, the chief of the security department and the captain of the security team sweated so much that they almost fell down.

The chief of the security department stabilized his body and asked, "You said the principal wrote something for you?"

The three of them took out the certificate issued by the principal, and saw that it was written by Wu Lai: No matter what Han Xue does in Longjing University, she is not restricted, as long as she does not commit crimes.

"Who is student Han Xue?" The director of the security department asked suspiciously when he saw the name.

"Sorry, I took the wrong one." Although Wu Lai was a little embarrassed, he showed his own to them without blushing or beating heart.The contents of the notes that Wang Fei and Song Jian took out were similar, only the names were different.

Seeing that Wu Lai could produce two copies at once, the head of the security department looked at him suspiciously, thinking that he was forging, so he said, "You can't forge the principal's signature, right?"

Wu Lai said with an unhappy face: "How is this possible? Even if the signature can be forged, the principal's private seal cannot be forged, right?"

The chief of the security department found that besides the official seal, there was also the principal's private seal on the note. He believed in his heart that it was not a forgery, but he said, "I want to confirm with the principal."

Wu Lai complained: "I told you to call the principal earlier, and after going around for a long time, I finally decided! What a waste of emotion!"

The chief of the security department called the principal and reported the incident, but when the principal heard that it was Wu Lai and the others, he immediately scolded: "You bastard, you, whatever they do, as long as they don't stab Long Da Just break it."

The chief of the security department said submissively: "Principal, I understand."

After hanging up the phone, he politely said to Wu Lai: "Student Wu Lai, it seems this is a misunderstanding, you can leave."

Wu Lai waved to him: "Master Director, see you next time." After speaking, he took Wang Fei and Song Jian away slowly.

After they left, the director of the security department and the security captain sat down on the sofa: I hope I don't see these rascals again.