Yongle Emperor's grandson: Zhu Yuanzhang with cheats, Zhu Di went crazy

Chapter 335: So you are a eunuch!

"Your Majesty, there is no need to be surprised. I guess that it is very likely that you have arrived here, and we were also pulled here by the power of space and merged with the body here."

Fang Xuanling explained in a low voice and then walked towards Li Shimin.

Zhu Zhanjun has not signed Li Shimin yet, so their identities cannot be disclosed at present.

"Mr. Zhu, there are so many things to do. Please forgive me for my negligence."

After putting Li Chengqian down, Li Shimin walked up to Zhu Zhanjun, bowed and apologized repeatedly.

"It's okay, important things."

Zhu Zhanjun replied, asking, "I wonder what the result is?"

Li Shimin laughed, grabbed Zhu Zhanjun's hand and walked towards his seat, while also inviting everyone to take their seats.

They sat at different tables, and the maids brought wine and food, placing them in front of everyone one by one.

Food in the Tang Dynasty had not yet reached its peak, and there were not many types of food.

That is simply cooked meat and some peppery dishes, and occasionally some game.

But even such simple food can only be enjoyed by the upper class in this era.

Ordinary people could just eat some porridge, drink some cold water, and occasionally add some salt to cook some vegetables and minced meat, and that was considered an improvement in their lives.

In contrast, after the economic boom of the Song Dynasty, the Ming Dynasty saw a flourishing of all kinds of food.

Just looking at the food on the table in front of you, in the current Ming Dynasty, any slightly wealthy person can easily eat it.

"Everyone, thank you for your help today. I would like to offer you a toast."

Li Shimin raised the wine cup and expressed his gratitude again.

"The King of Qin is too polite."

Zhu Zhanjun led everyone in raising their glasses in response and drank it down in one gulp.

"Clap clap clap..."

After everyone drank the wine, Li Shimin clapped his hands, and a dozen dancers came in and danced to the accompaniment of drums and music.

Zhu Zhanjun just took a look and didn't appreciate it anymore.

There was no way he could appreciate the makeup from the Sui and Tang dynasties, especially the hairstyle, which looked awkward to him no matter how he looked at it.

Compared to this complicated makeup, he prefers the simple and elegant one.

Huo Wenxiu and others knew Zhu Zhanjun's preferences, so when they dressed up in daily life, they rarely did anything complicated, and most of the time they wore light makeup and no makeup.

As a result, when the behavior of these women spread to the outside world, they were regarded by the people as a representative of simplicity.

Li Shimin did not test the origins of Zhu Zhanjun and others. He kept raising his glass and chatted happily with Zhu Zhanjun and others.

Looking at the people who kept coming up to toast him, Zhu Zhanjun smiled.

Li Shimin saw that they were wary, so he planned to get them drunk and then make them tell the truth after they were drunk.

Truth comes out when drunk. Haha, judging from the alcohol content of the wine in the Tang Dynasty, Li Shimin was definitely overthinking it.

Everyone who came with Zhu Zhanjun grew up drinking strong liquor.

In addition, since they are all in the officialdom, drinking is inevitable, and getting drunk often is a common occurrence.

After years of exercise and regular drinking of the golden spring water in the space, his physical fitness is many times stronger than that of ordinary people.

People like Li Shimin who have been drinking low-alcohol liquor for a long time still want to get them drunk. This is really too much.

Jars of wine were brought up continuously, and Zhu Zhanjun and others accepted all the wine and drank it down in one gulp whenever anyone toasted them.

"Good drink!"

After drinking more than ten jars of wine in a row, Cheng Yaojin saw that none of Zhu Zhanjun and others had a red face or a thick neck, so he burped and praised loudly.

Zhu Zhanjun glanced at him, and Zhu Houzhao beside him instantly got the signal. He picked up two jars of wine and came to Cheng Yaojin, shouting, "It is said that Cheng Yaojin of the Tang Dynasty never got drunk after drinking. I, Zhu Houzhao, don't believe it. I am also a famous wine god in the village. General Cheng, do you have the courage to fight me?"

Cheng Yaojin rolled his eyes and glanced at Li Shimin. After the other party blinked his eyes to send a signal, he snatched a jar from Zhu Houzhao's arms, puffed his beard and glared at him, saying: "You are so brave, boy. You are the first one who dares to challenge me, old Cheng. Today, grandpa will let you see what is meant by a huge amount of knowledge and what is meant by there is always someone better than you."

As he spoke, he lifted up the jar of wine and drank it in big gulps.

Zhu Houzhao shouted "good" loudly, then he also raised the jar of wine and started to drink it.

Seeing how generous the two were, everyone raised their hands and clapped the table to cheer them on.

The atmosphere is often arched.

As the crowd cheered, the two of them started drinking more and poured jar after jar into their mouths.

After drinking three large jars of wine in a row, Cheng Yaojin felt a little unsteady on his feet.

He was staggering with the jar in his arms, with his big belly bulging. Looking at Zhu Houzhao who was also a little tipsy, he gave him a thumbs up and said with a big tongue, "I, Old Cheng, have never been defeated by anyone in a drinking contest. You are really strong, I, I..."

Before he could finish his words, Cheng Yaojin staggered and fell to the ground with half a jar of wine in his arms. Soon after, he began to snore loudly.

"Hahaha, the so-called Great Tang Wine God Cheng Yaojin is nothing more than this."

Zhu Houzhao laughed loudly, brought another jar of wine, looked at Yuchi Gong, Hou Junji and others and shouted: "Who else!"

Yuchi Gong had been eager to try, and he slammed the table and shouted, "Zhu Houzhao, you are so arrogant, Grandpa Yuchi Gong is here to meet you."

"Grandson, come if you have the courage. Grandpa is not afraid of you."

Zhu Houzhao became more and more courageous as the battle went on. He picked up a jar of wine next to him and threw it directly over.

Yuchi Gong caught it, the two of them clinked their jars together, then tilted their heads back and started drinking.

A few minutes later, Yuchi Gong's dark face turned red. He looked at Zhu Houzhao, who was still slightly drunk, and glared. He fell back and lay on Cheng Yaojin, snoring. "Hahahaha, who else!"

Zhu Houzhao, feeling proud, raised the jar and laughed out loud.

Hou Junji slammed the table and stood up: "His Royal Highness the Prince of Qin asked me to come. We can't lose face for the Tiance General's Mansion."

Li Shimin also slapped the table and said, "Good, you look impressive. I'll beat the drum to cheer you on."

As he said this, he stood up unsteadily, picked up the drum of the drummer next to him, and started beating it hard.

Wow, listening to that noise, it turned out to be the sound of war drums charging on the battlefield.

Hou Junji instantly became full of energy and, with the encouragement of Gao Shilian and others, he picked up a jar of wine and started to fight Zhu Houzhao.

"Hahaha, you did a great job, you made us proud. Guys, we can't lose our morale."

Seeing that Zhu Houzhao had picked two Tang Dynasty generals in a row, Zhu laughed happily.

However, when he saw Li Shimin actually beating the drum to cheer him on, and the people from the Tiance Palace of the Tang Dynasty also banging their tables to cheer Hou Junji on, Zhu Yuanzhang felt that he could not weaken his momentum.

He called out to the old man and others who were already drunk and in high spirits, and a large group of people stood up, snatched the musical instrument from Gu Yue's hand, and started playing it in a mess.

When the people from Tian Ce Mansion saw this, they were not willing to be outdone and asked their servants to bring musical instruments. Then a group of people left the banquet one after another.

You are on this side, and we are over there, banging and hammering hard to cheer on our group.

Zhu Zhanjun sat in his seat, looking at everyone with a smile on his face.

Ever since the Ming Dynasty opened up multiple worlds, Grandpa Zhu and others have not been so happy.

The situation on Li Shimin's side was similar.

Having been oppressed by Li Jiancheng for many years, the people in Tian Ce Mansion have been under great pressure. In fact, they have gambled everything on the Xuanwu Gate Incident today.

Now that the great thing has been accomplished, he has met Zhu Houzhao, a brave general in the bar.

Originally they wanted to test the water by telling the truth after drinking, but once they got drunk, everyone forgot about the business and started drinking.

The two sides were getting more and more excited. Li Shimin threw away the drumstick, picked up the erhu in Changsun Wuji's hand, and plucked the instrument while shaking his head.

The others were also infected and started playing various musical instruments, shaking their heads and dancing.

Perhaps to people today, this is just drunkenness.

However, in this era, he is known as the representative of being free and easy.

It has been recorded more than once in history that during the Tang Dynasty, when people were drunk to their heart's content, they would sing and dance.

Therefore, all ethnic groups of Yanhuang are good at singing and dancing, but their descendants work like cattle and horses every day, busying themselves for a bite of food, and have forgotten the musical cell genes of their ancestors.

"Big brother, why don't you play with them?"

Zhu Zhanjun sat down, clapping his hands on the table, beating the rhythm for everyone, and enjoying their magical dance.

Suddenly a clear little girl's voice sounded.

When Zhu Zhanjun heard the voice, he looked and saw a pretty little girl about six or seven years old, blinking her cute eyes at him.

As soon as he saw the little girl, Zhu Zhanjun's eyes lit up.

With fair skin and delicate features, she is a natural beauty.

"Little sister, what's your name?"

"My name is Li Lizhi!"

The little girl answered obediently.

As soon as Zhu Zhanjun heard it, he immediately understood the other party's identity. She was Princess Changle Li Lizhi, the woman he must marry if he traveled back to the Tang Dynasty.

However, Zhu Zhanjun had no idea about it, mainly because the age difference between the two was too big.

Thinking of Li Lizhi's character, Zhu Zhanjun's eyes suddenly lit up.

The little brat at home is already over 4 years old. Although he is a little younger than the little girl in front of him, it doesn’t matter. A girl who is three years older than him is still a treasure.

If you want to be a good prince or king, a good wife is essential.

Zhu's Empress Ma, his grandfather's Empress Xu, his father's Empress Zhang, and his Empress Huo have become a legend in the Ming Dynasty.

Four generations of wise emperors and four generations of virtuous, gentle and loving queens.

Zhu Zhanjun also said that he couldn't find a good wife for his son, and this little girl in front of him wasn't just the right one.

My own brat has already entered the space and signed Li Shimin. If he can get other places, he can take his daughter-in-law with him.

Thinking of this, Zhu Zhanjun looked at Li Shimin who was singing and dancing.

Becoming a relative of Li Shimin, wow, this is a very good choice.

Having made up his mind, Zhu Zhanjun reached into his arms, took out an exquisite jade pendant and handed it to Li Lizhi.

"This jade pendant is given to you as a gift for our first meeting. By the way, don't call me big brother from now on."

Li Lizhi was attracted by the jade pendant and took it with surprise. But when she heard that she was not allowed to call him "big brother", she asked in confusion: "What should I call you then?"

Zhu Zhanjun laughed and patted the little girl's head: "Call me Grandpa from now on."

"Father-in-law?"

Li Lizhi was confused, then suddenly realized, "So you are a eunuch."

Zhu Zhanjun: ???

(End of this chapter)