Yongle Emperor's grandson: Zhu Yuanzhang with cheats, Zhu Di went crazy
Chapter 438: Hurt Heaven, Hurt Earth, but Not Wenhe
"Is it a bit unkind of us to do this? I've done it several times and I feel like I've lost my conscience."
In the palace conference room, Tang Jian looked at the Barbarossa Plan in his hand with an embarrassed look on his face.
Zhu Zhanjun made a gesture that I understood, turned his head and called out to the person sitting on the sofa next to him, reading a book leisurely: "Jia Wenhe."
"what happened?"
Jia Wenhe, who was reading The Romance of the Three Kingdoms with great interest, raised his head in confusion.
Zhu Zhanjun turned his head to look at Tang Jian again and asked with a smile, "Are you feeling better?"
Tang Jian glanced at Jia Xu and saw that he looked harmless, and he instantly felt balanced.
"much better."
Zhu Zhanjun nodded with satisfaction and waved to Jia Xu, signaling him to continue reading.
Jia Xu muttered a few words as usual and continued reading Romance of the Three Kingdoms in his hand.
He no longer holds any position, and usually comes to Zhu Zhanjun's study to read when he has nothing to do.
This is the place with the most complete collection of imperial books.
Recently he has become obsessed with Romance of the Three Kingdoms. Watching those familiar characters appear in the book, he would fall into memories from time to time.
Sometimes when he was bored, he would chat with Zhu Zhanjun, who was reviewing memorials, about the battles in the Three Kingdoms period, and even expressed his own ideas on how to defeat the enemy.
Every time after listening to it, Zhu Zhanjun felt like a great sage.
After having this feeling, Zhu Zhanjun would call this guy over even if he didn't come to read.
There's no other reason. Whenever I feel guilty about doing something immoral, I just look at this guy and I'll feel relieved instantly.
"This time, let's not be so blunt when leaking the plan. After two consecutive times, I think they've already become alert. We need to be more tactful."
Thinking of the previous two times when he had tricked the Bald Eagle and the Little Mustache into death, Zhu Zhanjun told Tang Jian to be more natural this time.
Tang Jian nodded, "Don't worry, Your Majesty, I have already thought about it. My birthday is coming up in a few days, so I want to invite representatives from all countries to come over, and then I can intentionally or unintentionally leak their plans."
"Birthday?"
Zhu Zhanjun was stunned for a moment and asked in confusion: "Didn't you just finish it last month? Why did you finish it again this month?"
Zhu Zhanjun could remember it clearly. He had just given the old guy a birthday present last month. It was a specially customized set of four treasures of the study. There were only two sets in the whole Dayan. He kept one set for his eldest daughter and gave the other set to the old man.
Tang Jian grinned and said, "You forgot that this year is a leap month."
"I finally have the chance to celebrate my birthday twice, I must seize it. If I don't work hard, those brats in my family won't have enough to share in the family fortune in the future."
Zhu Zhanjun: ???
Jia Xu, who was reading a book nearby, brightened up when he heard Tang Jian's words and said, "Old Tang, my birthday is also next month, according to the solar calendar, and the month after that according to the lunar calendar."
"You don't need to prepare any gifts. Just give me the set of four treasures of the study that your Lordship gave you."
Tang Jian's expression froze instantly, and he blew his beard and glared, "I'm going on a business trip next month, and the month after that, too. I won't be home, so I won't have time."
After saying that, he took the plan and left in a hurry, fearing that Jia Xu, the idiot who had no eyes for giving birth to a son, would ask for another gift.
He even wondered in his mind whether he should go home and send the things back to Datang first, so that Lao Jia, that shameless guy, wouldn't have to come to his house to pick up the birthday present when he was away on a business trip.
This isn't the first time these old guys have done something like this.
Some time ago, when Cheng Yaojin celebrated his birthday, someone took advantage of Cheng Yaojin's business trip to his house and took away his precious gold-plated phonograph. This made Old Tang very angry.
Chang Yuchun was even less of a good person. He was a general and a duke of the empire, but he actually climbed over the wall in the middle of the night and took away his pearls and corals.
The reason was simple. It was his daughter's birthday and she came over to get the gift herself.
The reason why they all come to Old Tang to ask for favors is mainly because this guy is the Minister of Foreign Affairs, and every time he goes to another country, someone will give him gifts.
Zhu Zhanjun was not interested in these things. Except for the particularly valuable ones which were nationalized, the rest were given to Old Tang as playthings.
This made the other old brothers drool with envy. Every time there was a birthday or festival, they would go to his house to ask for money. Old Tang’s Tang Mansion had become a birthday and festival copy.
Tang Jian was very efficient. After returning that day, he notified representatives from various countries that a leap month birthday celebration would be held.
He also said that this was an opportunity that only came once in many years and that it should be celebrated in a big way.
Not only did he invite the most famous chef in the capital to host a banquet at his house, he also invited a famous opera troupe from Dalian to perform for three consecutive days.
In addition, there are movies and other things almost every night. There are more than a dozen curtains hung around the mansion, and the main purpose is to create a lively atmosphere.
As for how much money he spent, Old Tang didn't care at all. It could all be reimbursed anyway. Worrying about money was Old Xia's concern and had nothing to do with him.
Although the representatives of various countries did not quite understand what a leap month birthday meant, since the other party had asked and the invitations had been sent, they had no choice but to go.
The situation in the world is very tense now, and semi-neutral forces like Dayan are the targets that all representatives are trying to win over.
They usually couldn't get in touch with the emperor, so if they wanted to establish a relationship with him, the only one they could do was Old Tang, the foreign minister. That night, the Tang residence was very lively. Representatives from various countries, dressed in formal attire, put aside the hatred between their various forces, smiled and raised their glasses to chat with the people around them, and laughed heartily from time to time.
Old Tang also keeps up with the times. He knows that many of the people who came today are not used to Dayan's banquet system, so he adopted a buffet style banquet. The food was placed on a long table, and whoever wanted to eat could take some.
There are also small tables and stools in the yard to provide guests with a place to sit and chat.
The only difference was that other people's banquets played beautiful tunes, but Old Tang's banquets were filled with operas.
The singing of actors and the sounds of various musical instruments made this Western-style banquet look particularly awkward.
"Gululu...Gululu..."
Representative Dasu, who was having a pleasant chat with Representative Sandezi, suddenly changed his expression and covered his stomach with his hands unconsciously.
"Damn it, how could I have diarrhea during such an important ceremony."
Today is a grand communication event. Every moment is an important opportunity for communication. Missing even a minute may lead to missing out on important situations.
But there is a saying that goes, "You can hold your urine for a thousand miles, but you can hardly walk an inch if you have diarrhea."
After holding on for a while, Representative Dasu could no longer hold on. He apologized to Representative Sande, put the wine glass on the table next to him, and quickly walked to the bathroom in the distance.
This was not his first time here and he was familiar with the layout here.
However, when he arrived, he was stopped by several servants.
"I'm sorry, sir. His Royal Highness is inside. Please wait a moment."
Representative Da Su, who was about to get angry, nodded without saying anything when he heard that the Crown Prince was inside, and wanted to stand aside and endure it for a while.
But he really couldn't help it. He stood by and waited for a long time. The feeling of the volcanic eruption became stronger and stronger. He held back the discomfort and whispered, "Excuse me, Your Highness, how long will it take?"
The servant shook his head and replied, "Your Highness, it may take half an hour under normal circumstances."
"Half an hour!"
Representative Dasu's eyes widened, and then he asked, "Excuse me, how long has your Royal Highness been in there?"
"5 minutes."
Representative Dasu turned around and left, but after taking a few steps, he stopped again because he didn't know where the toilet was in the Tang Mansion.
Of course, he also knew that there must be one in the inner courtyard, but that was for women, and it was impossible for a man like him to get in.
Just as he was considering whether to find a corner of the garden to solve the problem, a servant walked past him and his eyes suddenly lit up.
The servants' bathroom is also available.
He grabbed the other person and asked quickly, "Where is your bathroom?"
The servant saw that it was an important guest, looked at the toilet next to him, and whispered, "Sir, it's on your left."
Representative Dasu was speechless for a moment, and said unhappily: "I was talking about something else."
The servant suddenly realized and said quickly: "Apart from here, there is only the inner courtyard. We servants all use the public toilet outside the mansion."
When Representative Dasu heard that they had to run out of the mansion, his face turned green.
Just as he was thinking about finding a corner, the servant suddenly thought of something and continued, "By the way, there is a private bathroom in my master's study. Why don't you go there?"
When he heard there was a toilet, Representative Dasu didn't care whether it was appropriate or not, and directly urged the servant to take him there.
After arriving at the study, he hurriedly squeezed into the bathroom, and soon the sound of crackling gunfire was heard from inside.
After more than ten minutes, Representative Dasu came out with a refreshed look on his face, washed his hands very gracefully, then picked up the towel next to him, wiped his hands and walked out.
However, after taking a few steps, his eyes inadvertently caught a document bag on the large desk next to him.
All I saw on the information bag was the Sandezi vs Dasu Barbarossa Plan.
When Representative Dasu saw the name on the information bag, he was unable to walk for a moment.
He glanced at the servant standing outside the door waiting, then looked at the plan, and quickly covered his stomach again.
"Ouch, wait outside for a while, the feeling is coming back."
As he said this, he picked up the file bag while the other party was not paying attention and ran into the bathroom. Soon, the crackling sound was heard again, but this time it sounded a bit fake.
Ten minutes later, Representative Dasu pressed the flush button and walked out casually, chatting with the servant outside intentionally or unintentionally to distract his attention, while putting the file bag back to its original position.
After the two left, a man walked out from the corner with a smile on his face.
He walked to the table, picked up the phone, dialed a few buttons, and said in a low voice to the other side: "The fish has been hooked, and the plan is going perfectly."
After hanging up the phone, Zhu Zhanjun picked up a red pen and drew a big x on San Dezi's head. (End of this chapter)
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