Poverty alleviation variety show goes to the countryside, my talent can no longer be hidden
Chapter 66 I don’t want to play anymore, I don’t want to play anymore!
Chapter 66 I don’t want to play anymore, I don’t want to play anymore!
As night falls, the suburbs seem particularly quiet.
Although he was a little tipsy, Zhou Hao still sat in front of the computer and wrote and compiled manuscripts.
When the dinner was over, the sun had already set and all the other guests left one after another, except Zhou Hao, who was kept by the old couple and was asked to stay one night no matter what.
It was hard to refuse the invitation, and besides, he was really inconvenient to go out while drunk, so he shamelessly stayed the night.
In the quiet room, the crackling sound of typing on the keyboard was particularly loud and the speed was astonishing.
With a memory of 88 and a physical fitness of 82, I can type at a high speed and stably for a long time. I can write thousands of words in one breath without feeling any fatigue at all.
As I was writing, someone suddenly knocked on the door.
"Xiao Zhou, I'm not disturbing you, am I?" Old Lady Fang asked with a smile, "This is a hangover soup, drink it while it's hot."
Zhou Hao quickly stood up and said, "Thank you, Mr. Fang. Sorry for bothering you..."
"No trouble, no trouble." Old Lady Fang sat down at the table. "You're already so drunk, but you still insist on writing? Can't you take a rest for a night?"
The hangover soup is cooked with tomatoes, and it seems that a little honey is added, so it tastes sweet.
After drinking it all in one gulp, he wiped his mouth and replied, "Every profession has its own professional ethics. The threshold for writing online articles is low, and writing every day is a basic respect for this profession."
"Besides, I'm a lazy person. If I stop doing it, I'm afraid it will become a habit."
Old Mrs. Fang nodded repeatedly after hearing this, and smiled so hard that the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes deepened a little.
"Oh, by the way, how much do those seafood cost in total? Please calculate and I will settle it for you..."
"No need, Mr. Fang." Zhou Hao said hurriedly, "It's not much money in total."
"That won't do." The old lady said stubbornly, "It's what it's worth, otherwise we'll be eating for free."
"Teacher Fang, if that's the case... then how about I pay for the travel expenses and the room fee for tonight?"
The old lady was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud, "You kid... then remember to thank your mother for us later. She spent so much time preparing it, and most of it was eaten by us."
"it is good."
"Okay, I won't bother you anymore. Go to bed early."
After leaving the guest room, the old lady went straight to the brightly lit study.
The drunken Old Ye was there appreciating Zhou Hao's works, with a look of intoxication on his face.
"Don't look at it for now. I have something to tell you." The old lady went up and pulled him.
"What's the matter?" Old Ye, whose interest was ruined, was obviously a little unhappy.
Old Lady Fang lowered her voice and asked, "What do you think of Xiao Zhou?"
Old Ye's eyes rolled and he understood immediately, "It's really good, but this matter... let's not rush to get involved. You know Hongdou's temper, so let's observe first."
"You old fool!" the old lady said angrily, "Xiao Zhou is just hiding at home writing books every day and rarely interacting with girls, otherwise he would probably be a bystander by now!"
"This time he goes out and stands in the crew. There are so many young girls and wives there. If they are kidnapped, what are you still observing?"
This revelation awakened the confused man, and Old Ye was also scratching his head, "Then what do you say we should do?"
"Watch carefully and create more opportunities for them." The old lady whispered, "Young people, as time goes by, they will develop feelings for each other..."
…………
"Ah-"
Zhou Hao rubbed his nose and muttered to himself, "Who is talking about me behind my back again?"
After completing the 10,000-word task, he stood up and stretched his shoulders, went out to the bathroom to wash up, and returned to his room to rest and sleep.
He lay down and closed his eyes, then immediately called out the system and entered the acting training.
He has already passed the three-star "Professional Attitude" and is ready to challenge the four-star level.
After confirming the difficulty of the course, the fog in front of my eyes gradually dissipated, and red subtitles began to appear in the center of my vision.
Course sample: "Young Zhang Sanfeng".
Substitute role: Zhang Junbao.
Huh?
It was this movie?
DK's Zhang Junbao, Li Lianhua's Qin Sirong, Yan Kuan's Yi Jifeng...
They are all memories of childhood in previous lives!
However, when the fog cleared, the scene before him made his heart stop instantly.
Zhang Junbao sat on the cushion with his hands clasped together, his face solemn and motionless, his lips painted a strange purple-red, a standard look of poisoning.
The absolute protagonist of this scene is not Zhang Junbao, but the snakes wandering back and forth on his body!
Although they were all non-venomous snakes, and their teeth were extracted for safety reasons, they were still snakes no matter how they were handled, and the psychological fear they brought to people was undiminished! Zhou Hao was most afraid of snakes since he was a child. Every time he saw one, he would be scared to the point of his hands and feet being cold. Even if he saw one in a well-guarded zoo, he would get goose bumps all over his body.
If a snake were to crawl onto my body... I'd already feel like peeing.
The system is really abnormal, and Zhang Weijian is really dedicated.
Three or four snakes were crawling on his face and neck, without even moving his eyelids.
What a ruthless person!
"The demonstration is over, and the substitution training is about to begin. Please get ready."
“5、4、3、2、1……”
The scene flashed before his eyes, and he felt something slimy wriggling on his forehead, then slowly moved to his neck...
Looking down, I saw another small silver snake, whose name I didn't know, crawling up my leg.
Halfway up the mountain, he raised his head and spit out red letters...
The feeling of fear exploded instantly!
Zhou Hao stood up directly and began to struggle frantically to break free.
"I don't want to play anymore, I don't want to play anymore..."
However, the next moment, the system's electronic voice sounded, "Warning: Giving up halfway will result in severe punishment, please consider carefully."
When I think of that nightmarish punishment...
Forget it, snakes are still pretty cute.
It won’t bite anyway.
Come again!
For the second challenge, he simply closed his eyes and began to silently recite the Tao Te Ching.
Oh no, this trick doesn’t seem to work.
The feeling of each snake crawling over my body was clear and unmistakable...
A sour and bitter taste began to rise in my chest.
"vomit--"
Stomach acid mixed with bile came out like a flood...
After a long while, he finally sat back down.
Come again!
…………
When I woke up the next day, I felt a little sluggish.
Although he managed to pass with a grade of "B+" in the end, the fear brought by this class still makes him feel nervous and weak in his hands and feet.
When I walked out of the room, I saw the old lady watering the flowers.
"Morning, Teacher Fang."
"Good morning." The old lady looked up and said, "Why do you look so haggard? Did you not sleep well? Is there a mosquito?"
"No." Zhou Hao smiled awkwardly and said nonsense: "I'm a bit picky about my bed. I'm a bit squeamish."
"Yeah, that's really..." The old lady changed the subject, "It's okay, just come and walk around more often and sleep a few more times until you get familiar with it."
what?
While Zhou Hao was in a daze, the old man ran out with a jar of wine and presented it to Zhou Hao like a treasure.
"Xiao Zhou, I don't have anything good here, so I'll give you this jar of wine."
"Don't underestimate this small jar. It contains a lot of ingredients. This one is called the five-step snake, which is the best material for making wine. I also added a lot of precious medicinal herbs. It is definitely a good thing for health preservation, especially for wind..."
Before he could finish his words, Zhou Hao ran into the bathroom with his mouth covered, bent over and started vomiting violently.
At this time, Xu Lingyue, yawning, opened the door and walked out. She looked towards the bathroom with a puzzled look on her face.
"What's up with him?"
The old couple looked at each other and shook their heads in tacit understanding.
This child is good in everything, but unfortunately he seems to be a little timid...
Thanks to the book friend "Chen Zhui Wei Cheng" for the reward, and thank you all for your votes and support~
(End of this chapter)
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