my ice and fire sister
Chapter 662 Auntie, I Cum!
"Hahaha!!"
Li Tian looked at Tong Yun covering her stomach and laughed, Tong Yun was confused by his laughter.
"Li Tian, please lower your voice, and what are you laughing at!" Tong Yun said very displeased.
"I'm laughing, Auntie...I'm laughing, haha! Auntie, I think you must join some calligraphy association when you go outside. Your cursive script is definitely at the level of a master!" Li Tian smiled with a thumbs up road.
Tong Yun finally understood what Li Tian was laughing at, and her face turned red when she heard this.His eyes were full of anger, but he was too embarrassed to argue.
Because she knows that her handwriting is really bad!
"Don't laugh, shut your mouth!" Tong Yun shouted.
Li Tian quickly covered his mouth, but those smiling eyes betrayed him.
Tong Yun was so angry that she gritted her teeth and said, "If you dare to laugh again, get out with me."
How boring it is to spend the long night alone.Wouldn't it be a good thing if there was a beautiful aunt to accompany her?
In order not to be alone in the long night, Li Tian forcibly suppressed his smile, but he still had a smile on his face and asked: "Master, what are you looking for me this night? And you are still sneaky, could it be Mrs. Feeling lonely and want to find someone to drink a few glasses of wine with and talk about life and talk about the situation?"
"Let's talk about your size. I'm here to find you for business. You go back with me first, otherwise it's not good to be seen."
With that said, Tong Yun turned around and walked back.Li Tian's heart skipped a beat.Looking at Tong Yun's anxious figure who couldn't wait any longer, the absurd idea popped up in her mind again.
Shigu doesn't really have any ideas, does she?
Li Tian followed behind Tong Yun suspiciously, if the latter knew what he was thinking in his heart at the moment, he would definitely run away and throw someone another sandbag.
She just wanted to ask Li Tian if he was going to participate in the big competition, and if so, she just wanted to help Li Tian so that he would not lose too badly under the hands of Zhan Feng and Ji Mingju.
In order to make up for the damage caused by deceiving Li Tian to die, but he was afraid of being seen gossiping at night.Just imagine that she is one of the dead elders, if she is seen meeting Li Tian privately late at night.Even if you know it's pointing, it's not good, after all, Li Tian's master is Tong Yi.
Bringing Li Tian to her home, Tong Yun's face became serious.
Seeing Tong Yun's serious expression, Li Tian swallowed his saliva and asked, "Master, what are you calling me here for?"
"Huh? I didn't want to do anything, I just wanted to give you some pointers." Tong Yun said subconsciously.
advice? !
"Fuck, didn't my aunt say that she never married a man? She actually said she wanted to teach me!"
Once some kind of bad idea popped up, it would be like the tide rolling in from Taotao, which completely made him think wrong.
"Master, what do you want to tell me?" Li Tian asked while covering his clothes.
Although Tong Yun wondered why he would cover his clothes, he said without thinking too much: "Your master should have arranged for you to participate in this competition, right? It's no problem to rank you in the top five according to your strength, or even the top three." There is no difficulty. But the top three people will start a ranking competition, and the third person will challenge the second place in the previous session, that is, Jiming prison. By the way, you know that Jiming prison, the closed disciple of the great elder ?"
Hearing what Tong Yun said, Li Tian couldn't help but blushed a little bit, I dare say he was wrong.
"I know, Auntie, you don't mean to let me sharpen my gun before the competition, do you?" Li Tian said awkwardly, but he felt a little weird when he said the words.
Grinding your guns before the battle?Um, sharpen the gun!
"Although it's a sharpening of the gun, it may be somewhat useful. But you should be very clear that you have no hope of defeating one of them, but if you lose too badly, your master will not be able to save face. So I will teach you a few Hidden weapon technique, as long as you use it at the right time, you can still reap some miraculous effects." Tong Yun said.
Li Tian nodded heavily, he didn't know Zhan Feng very well, and he knew nothing about Ji Ming Prison.Since it's going to be a battle, it's impossible to admit defeat as soon as you play, and you have to be convinced if you lose, right?
If she can master the two tricks of Tong Yun's hidden weapon technique, she will indeed gain some miraculous effects as she said.
"Okay, there are only two days left. From tonight, I will start teaching you some hidden weapon techniques that can be quickly mastered. Whether you can learn them depends on your understanding!" Tong Yun said, and the two People have already entered the state.
"One of the hidden weapons of China, the orthodoxy is actually only the line of the Tang Sect. It is a pity that with the changes of the times, the Tang Sect has been annihilated in the long river of history. But the Tang Sect is no longer, but the Tang Sect's hidden weapons have not disappeared just like that There are ancient books about hidden weapons of the Tang Sect in the Treasure Pavilion of the Dead Land. I also major in the hidden weapon art of the Tang Sect. Among them, the Tang Sect Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle is the best, but because the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle is too difficult, you now It’s too late to learn, what I’m going to teach you today is the heart-chasing arrow that ranks among the top ten hidden weapons of the Tang Sect!”
While Tong Yun was talking, she went to the bookshelf and took down a brocade box. The box was not big, and it contained ten short arrows the size of a palm.
"These are the ten-handled arrows that you entrust someone to forge yourself. For the time being, you will use them carefully. In the Jianghu back then, the heart-chasing arrows were called arrows chasing the heart. There is no way to escape! These eight arrows alone You can understand the power of words, but the most important thing about hidden weapons is unexpected. Kuaijian is the only one of all kinds of swordsmanship! Although swords and arrows are different, they are inseparable from each other. The first thing you need to learn is Kuaizi Jue !"
As soon as Tong Yun's voice fell, a short arrow in his hand was thrown out without warning, and it was firmly inserted into the hard wall in the next second.
Li Tian's face was startled, since Tong Yun's eyes never left those short arrows when he spoke.But he can guarantee that his eyes just felt something shake, and then the short arrow has been inserted into the wall!
"What a fast speed, what a deep strength!" Li Tian heartfeltly admired, and Tong Yun was not surprised to see his shocked face, and handed over a short arrow and said:
"You try it."
Li Tian nodded, followed by the short arrow in his hand and shot it out.
His hand strength was not weak either, and the short arrow pierced into the wall, but in Tong Yun's opinion, it was too slow.
"You only saw the appearance of me just now, this pursuit of heart and arrow, so you have to be faster than people's feelings! Feeling first, the body will react to dodge, your speed is already long How can you follow your heart after you've realized it?" Tong Yun reprimanded seriously.
Li Tian laughed dryly, and the image of Tong Yun swinging the arrow appeared in his mind, but it was a pity that he couldn't see it clearly too fast.
"call out!"
After deliberation, Li Tian shot another arrow, but it was only slightly stronger than the previous one, and there was still no improvement in speed.
Tong Yun rolled her eyes in disappointment. Seeing that time was running out, she stood directly behind Li Tian, put a short arrow in Li Tian's hand, and then Rou Ning held Li Tian's wrist, her chest and Li Tian Their backs were pressed tightly together.
"I'll teach you step by step. If you can't even get to the basics with the heart-chasing arrow, you can only give up."
It's not that Tong Yun is too strict, but in her heart, it shouldn't take too long for Li Tian to learn to chase the arrow.
It's just that Li Tian is a little distracted at this time, and there is no room for him not to be distracted.When Tong Yun held his wrist from behind, he could feel a strong scent coming from his nostrils, and felt that there were two arched and soft things on his back.
If it's a man, it's no wonder he doesn't get distracted!
"What are you thinking? You are still distracted at this time!" Tong Yun felt that the strength in Li Tian's hand was a little slack, so she couldn't help but drink.
Li Tian quickly withdrew his distracted attention, looked straight at the wall in front of him, and said, "Come on!"
"Okay, then I'll shoot for you with my hands!" Tong Yun said subconsciously.
"Pfft!" Li Tian suddenly felt as if he had been struck by a thunderbolt, his whole body was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.
Tong Yun helped him ejaculate with her hands?Fortunately, no one else was there, otherwise I don't know what to think!
"Cough, auntie, can we be healthier? You said it would be bad if children heard it!" Li Tian reminded.
"Huh? I'll help you with my hands... Li Tian put away your nasty thoughts, or you'll go back now!"
Tong Yun finally came to her senses, and said with a blushing face.
Li Tian chuckled, and when Tong Yun felt the strength in his hand, he yelled, "Shoot!"
After drinking, Tong Yun's face became even more charming.
What disappointed her was that she still didn't give good results after teaching Li Tian hand in hand.And what made her want to run away even more was that she just yelled: "Shoot!"
Li Tian actually followed suit and asked: "Master, I ejaculated, how do you feel?!"
"I...I'll kill you, you idiot!" Tong Yun became furious, pinched Li Tian's wrist, and the human-shaped sandbag flew up and hit the ground heavily again.
Li Tian lay on the ground wanting to cry without tears, wishing he could slap himself.However, in his heart, he was slandering against the hidden weapons of the Tang Sect. No wonder the others have not been passed down to this day, but these hidden weapon skills have been passed down to the present.
Sure enough, good things don't last long, and bad things last for thousands of years.Shoot, shoot, shoot your sister, shoot!
Seeing Tong Yun's face full of frost, Li Tian could only bite the bullet and get up from the ground, and said with a smile: "It's all my fault, my aunt, can't I be wrong? Come on, you can help me shoot again, okay?" ?”
Tong Yun's pretty face turns blue and white, and her silver teeth are gritted.Finally he couldn't bear it anymore and ran away, roaring angrily:
"Shoot your head, tell me to shoot you again, believe it or not, I'll smash your ass! Don't you know how to use other words?!"
Li Tian stood aside aggrieved, and said weakly: "Archery, what do you use if you don't have to shoot?"
"You still talk!" Tong Yun said anxiously.
"Okay, then I'll think about what words to use. Well, this won't work, and this won't work either. Yeah... Auntie, I figured it out, so let's not change the wording, how about adding another word? Well, add One word!"
Listening to Li Tian's words, Tong Yun became thoughtful.After thinking about it, I didn't think there was anything better, so I nodded and said with a serious face: "Okay, then I will teach you again. If you still can't realize it, you can only blame you for being too stupid."
"Okay!" Li Tian replied with a smile.
Afterwards, Tong Yun took Li Tian's hand again and threw it forward forcefully.
When he saw the arrow being inserted into the wall quickly and vigorously, Li Tian exclaimed in surprise: "Auntie, you finally helped me launch it!"
Li Tian looked at Tong Yun covering her stomach and laughed, Tong Yun was confused by his laughter.
"Li Tian, please lower your voice, and what are you laughing at!" Tong Yun said very displeased.
"I'm laughing, Auntie...I'm laughing, haha! Auntie, I think you must join some calligraphy association when you go outside. Your cursive script is definitely at the level of a master!" Li Tian smiled with a thumbs up road.
Tong Yun finally understood what Li Tian was laughing at, and her face turned red when she heard this.His eyes were full of anger, but he was too embarrassed to argue.
Because she knows that her handwriting is really bad!
"Don't laugh, shut your mouth!" Tong Yun shouted.
Li Tian quickly covered his mouth, but those smiling eyes betrayed him.
Tong Yun was so angry that she gritted her teeth and said, "If you dare to laugh again, get out with me."
How boring it is to spend the long night alone.Wouldn't it be a good thing if there was a beautiful aunt to accompany her?
In order not to be alone in the long night, Li Tian forcibly suppressed his smile, but he still had a smile on his face and asked: "Master, what are you looking for me this night? And you are still sneaky, could it be Mrs. Feeling lonely and want to find someone to drink a few glasses of wine with and talk about life and talk about the situation?"
"Let's talk about your size. I'm here to find you for business. You go back with me first, otherwise it's not good to be seen."
With that said, Tong Yun turned around and walked back.Li Tian's heart skipped a beat.Looking at Tong Yun's anxious figure who couldn't wait any longer, the absurd idea popped up in her mind again.
Shigu doesn't really have any ideas, does she?
Li Tian followed behind Tong Yun suspiciously, if the latter knew what he was thinking in his heart at the moment, he would definitely run away and throw someone another sandbag.
She just wanted to ask Li Tian if he was going to participate in the big competition, and if so, she just wanted to help Li Tian so that he would not lose too badly under the hands of Zhan Feng and Ji Mingju.
In order to make up for the damage caused by deceiving Li Tian to die, but he was afraid of being seen gossiping at night.Just imagine that she is one of the dead elders, if she is seen meeting Li Tian privately late at night.Even if you know it's pointing, it's not good, after all, Li Tian's master is Tong Yi.
Bringing Li Tian to her home, Tong Yun's face became serious.
Seeing Tong Yun's serious expression, Li Tian swallowed his saliva and asked, "Master, what are you calling me here for?"
"Huh? I didn't want to do anything, I just wanted to give you some pointers." Tong Yun said subconsciously.
advice? !
"Fuck, didn't my aunt say that she never married a man? She actually said she wanted to teach me!"
Once some kind of bad idea popped up, it would be like the tide rolling in from Taotao, which completely made him think wrong.
"Master, what do you want to tell me?" Li Tian asked while covering his clothes.
Although Tong Yun wondered why he would cover his clothes, he said without thinking too much: "Your master should have arranged for you to participate in this competition, right? It's no problem to rank you in the top five according to your strength, or even the top three." There is no difficulty. But the top three people will start a ranking competition, and the third person will challenge the second place in the previous session, that is, Jiming prison. By the way, you know that Jiming prison, the closed disciple of the great elder ?"
Hearing what Tong Yun said, Li Tian couldn't help but blushed a little bit, I dare say he was wrong.
"I know, Auntie, you don't mean to let me sharpen my gun before the competition, do you?" Li Tian said awkwardly, but he felt a little weird when he said the words.
Grinding your guns before the battle?Um, sharpen the gun!
"Although it's a sharpening of the gun, it may be somewhat useful. But you should be very clear that you have no hope of defeating one of them, but if you lose too badly, your master will not be able to save face. So I will teach you a few Hidden weapon technique, as long as you use it at the right time, you can still reap some miraculous effects." Tong Yun said.
Li Tian nodded heavily, he didn't know Zhan Feng very well, and he knew nothing about Ji Ming Prison.Since it's going to be a battle, it's impossible to admit defeat as soon as you play, and you have to be convinced if you lose, right?
If she can master the two tricks of Tong Yun's hidden weapon technique, she will indeed gain some miraculous effects as she said.
"Okay, there are only two days left. From tonight, I will start teaching you some hidden weapon techniques that can be quickly mastered. Whether you can learn them depends on your understanding!" Tong Yun said, and the two People have already entered the state.
"One of the hidden weapons of China, the orthodoxy is actually only the line of the Tang Sect. It is a pity that with the changes of the times, the Tang Sect has been annihilated in the long river of history. But the Tang Sect is no longer, but the Tang Sect's hidden weapons have not disappeared just like that There are ancient books about hidden weapons of the Tang Sect in the Treasure Pavilion of the Dead Land. I also major in the hidden weapon art of the Tang Sect. Among them, the Tang Sect Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle is the best, but because the Rainstorm Pear Blossom Needle is too difficult, you now It’s too late to learn, what I’m going to teach you today is the heart-chasing arrow that ranks among the top ten hidden weapons of the Tang Sect!”
While Tong Yun was talking, she went to the bookshelf and took down a brocade box. The box was not big, and it contained ten short arrows the size of a palm.
"These are the ten-handled arrows that you entrust someone to forge yourself. For the time being, you will use them carefully. In the Jianghu back then, the heart-chasing arrows were called arrows chasing the heart. There is no way to escape! These eight arrows alone You can understand the power of words, but the most important thing about hidden weapons is unexpected. Kuaijian is the only one of all kinds of swordsmanship! Although swords and arrows are different, they are inseparable from each other. The first thing you need to learn is Kuaizi Jue !"
As soon as Tong Yun's voice fell, a short arrow in his hand was thrown out without warning, and it was firmly inserted into the hard wall in the next second.
Li Tian's face was startled, since Tong Yun's eyes never left those short arrows when he spoke.But he can guarantee that his eyes just felt something shake, and then the short arrow has been inserted into the wall!
"What a fast speed, what a deep strength!" Li Tian heartfeltly admired, and Tong Yun was not surprised to see his shocked face, and handed over a short arrow and said:
"You try it."
Li Tian nodded, followed by the short arrow in his hand and shot it out.
His hand strength was not weak either, and the short arrow pierced into the wall, but in Tong Yun's opinion, it was too slow.
"You only saw the appearance of me just now, this pursuit of heart and arrow, so you have to be faster than people's feelings! Feeling first, the body will react to dodge, your speed is already long How can you follow your heart after you've realized it?" Tong Yun reprimanded seriously.
Li Tian laughed dryly, and the image of Tong Yun swinging the arrow appeared in his mind, but it was a pity that he couldn't see it clearly too fast.
"call out!"
After deliberation, Li Tian shot another arrow, but it was only slightly stronger than the previous one, and there was still no improvement in speed.
Tong Yun rolled her eyes in disappointment. Seeing that time was running out, she stood directly behind Li Tian, put a short arrow in Li Tian's hand, and then Rou Ning held Li Tian's wrist, her chest and Li Tian Their backs were pressed tightly together.
"I'll teach you step by step. If you can't even get to the basics with the heart-chasing arrow, you can only give up."
It's not that Tong Yun is too strict, but in her heart, it shouldn't take too long for Li Tian to learn to chase the arrow.
It's just that Li Tian is a little distracted at this time, and there is no room for him not to be distracted.When Tong Yun held his wrist from behind, he could feel a strong scent coming from his nostrils, and felt that there were two arched and soft things on his back.
If it's a man, it's no wonder he doesn't get distracted!
"What are you thinking? You are still distracted at this time!" Tong Yun felt that the strength in Li Tian's hand was a little slack, so she couldn't help but drink.
Li Tian quickly withdrew his distracted attention, looked straight at the wall in front of him, and said, "Come on!"
"Okay, then I'll shoot for you with my hands!" Tong Yun said subconsciously.
"Pfft!" Li Tian suddenly felt as if he had been struck by a thunderbolt, his whole body was burnt on the outside and tender on the inside.
Tong Yun helped him ejaculate with her hands?Fortunately, no one else was there, otherwise I don't know what to think!
"Cough, auntie, can we be healthier? You said it would be bad if children heard it!" Li Tian reminded.
"Huh? I'll help you with my hands... Li Tian put away your nasty thoughts, or you'll go back now!"
Tong Yun finally came to her senses, and said with a blushing face.
Li Tian chuckled, and when Tong Yun felt the strength in his hand, he yelled, "Shoot!"
After drinking, Tong Yun's face became even more charming.
What disappointed her was that she still didn't give good results after teaching Li Tian hand in hand.And what made her want to run away even more was that she just yelled: "Shoot!"
Li Tian actually followed suit and asked: "Master, I ejaculated, how do you feel?!"
"I...I'll kill you, you idiot!" Tong Yun became furious, pinched Li Tian's wrist, and the human-shaped sandbag flew up and hit the ground heavily again.
Li Tian lay on the ground wanting to cry without tears, wishing he could slap himself.However, in his heart, he was slandering against the hidden weapons of the Tang Sect. No wonder the others have not been passed down to this day, but these hidden weapon skills have been passed down to the present.
Sure enough, good things don't last long, and bad things last for thousands of years.Shoot, shoot, shoot your sister, shoot!
Seeing Tong Yun's face full of frost, Li Tian could only bite the bullet and get up from the ground, and said with a smile: "It's all my fault, my aunt, can't I be wrong? Come on, you can help me shoot again, okay?" ?”
Tong Yun's pretty face turns blue and white, and her silver teeth are gritted.Finally he couldn't bear it anymore and ran away, roaring angrily:
"Shoot your head, tell me to shoot you again, believe it or not, I'll smash your ass! Don't you know how to use other words?!"
Li Tian stood aside aggrieved, and said weakly: "Archery, what do you use if you don't have to shoot?"
"You still talk!" Tong Yun said anxiously.
"Okay, then I'll think about what words to use. Well, this won't work, and this won't work either. Yeah... Auntie, I figured it out, so let's not change the wording, how about adding another word? Well, add One word!"
Listening to Li Tian's words, Tong Yun became thoughtful.After thinking about it, I didn't think there was anything better, so I nodded and said with a serious face: "Okay, then I will teach you again. If you still can't realize it, you can only blame you for being too stupid."
"Okay!" Li Tian replied with a smile.
Afterwards, Tong Yun took Li Tian's hand again and threw it forward forcefully.
When he saw the arrow being inserted into the wall quickly and vigorously, Li Tian exclaimed in surprise: "Auntie, you finally helped me launch it!"
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