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Chapter 16 Complete after-sales guarantee

Li Yunfei looked at the hilltop that was still burning fiercely, then turned back to look at the surprised expressions of the crowd and nodded with satisfaction.

With a serious expression, he said, "Please don't misunderstand me, everyone here. Our factory puts gasoline in the airdrop pod just to demonstrate the effect. It is not targeting anyone."

"At the same time, our factory and I hereby declare that it is strictly forbidden to pour gasoline and polystyrene compounds into the airdrop pod."

The members of the Middle Eastern delegations present all nodded thoughtfully.

A delegation from a certain organization raised their hands and took the initiative to ask: "Dear factory director, where can I buy polyphenylene compounds?"

Li Yunfei said, "Let me explain to you that polyphenylene compounds are not dangerous goods. They are a very common industrial raw material and there are many types."

"Plastic bags and takeaway boxes are actually script compounds, and the specific price is generally around 7,000 to 8,000 yuan."

"Representative, if you need any, I can help you contact the manufacturer. How much do you need?"

Several members of a certain organization's delegation gathered together, talked for more than ten seconds, and said, "We don't want much, just 2,000 tons, let's try it out first."

After they finished speaking, seven or eight more delegations from organizations also expressed their demand for purchasing on behalf of others.

These organizations together don't ask for much, only a little over 10,000 tons in total.

Air show site.

Director Zhang, who was sitting in the buffet area eating cake, looked up in surprise when he heard this.

The assistant next to him frowned and said, "Director, selling drones like this is really a bit too much."

"Should we remind this factory manager to tone it down a bit?"

The director looked at his assistant, put down the plate in his hand, and asked in a casual tone: "Xiao Jing, they are just selling drones and polyphenylene compounds, how is this excessive?"

"Talent, genius, genius. It's a pity that this factory manager doesn't run out to work in sales and stays here as a factory manager."

"I sold airplanes live, and I even sold a polyphenylene compound order worth hundreds of millions. If everyone in our Equipment Research Bureau had this ability, I wouldn't have to worry."

"That's great. We should encourage, assist and support those who are capable. Besides, they haven't broken any law."

The assistant nodded guiltily without saying anything.

However, a large number of official accounts of chemical plants suddenly flooded into Li Yunfei's live broadcast room.

[Huaxia Chemical Industry] Give a reward to Douyin account number one: Director Li, look at me, we are the largest chemical factory in our country, a mere 1 tons is not a problem at all.

[China Ocean Petrochemical] Give 10 rewards to Douyin account number 1: Director Li, can we establish a cooperative relationship?
[Melting Group] Give a tip to Douyin account number one: Brother Li, we are not doing business, let’s make friends.

[Startup Chemical Industry]: Give ten rewards to Douyin account number one: Factory director, look at me, we are also capable of taking this order.

……

A large number of chemical factories popped up and were generous with their gifts, which left the audience in the live broadcast room confused.

"Oh my god, they are all official accounts, the anchors are awesome!"

"It's not that serious. It's just over 10,000 tons of polyphenylene compounds. It's not that even state-owned enterprises would come to grab the order, right?"

"This is the first time I've noticed that there seem to be quite a lot of chemical plants in our country."

"The anchor has really made it big. He sold a drone and even alarmed a state-owned chemical factory."

"What is sales champion? This is sales champion. Just open your mouth and you can get a small target of orders."

"I just want to know, if gasoline is added to this, is it really that powerful?"

[Half Fox]: Gasoline plus polystyrene compound, this is the standard version of napalm bomb, which can produce high-temperature flames when it explodes, and also has splash damage!
This thing is extremely powerful, it will burn you if you stick to it. As long as you get stuck, the treatment plan given by our military doctors at the time is to shoot you immediately to let the wounded go as soon as possible. This thing burns at more than 1000 degrees and can directly suck out the surrounding air. Anyway, if you don't burn to death, you will suffocate to death. Fortunately, I didn't encounter this at that time.

The audience in the live broadcast room gasped as they listened to the explanation given by the retired professional mercenary.

“Is this thing really that scary?”

"No wonder bulk gasoline now requires real-name authentication. This is definitely a weapon of mass destruction."

"It's true. I used to chop wood with a chainsaw and gasoline. When I went to the gas station, they asked for my ID card [covering my face]"

"If this thing is used on the battlefield, will you be court-martialed?"

"Fuck, if you say one thing and I say another, the anchor will go to jail sooner or later!"

"The punishment is very severe!"

……

Li Yunfei looked at the live broadcast room barrage, frowned, turned around and explained: "Dear viewers, please stop talking nonsense and don't mess up the rhythm. I'm just selling a civilian drone."

"They bought it and modified it randomly. What does this have to do with me?"

"This kitchen knife killed and injured people. You can't arrest the owner of the kitchen knife factory and sentence him for intentional injury."

After he finished speaking, he looked at the delegations of various countries in front of him and said, "Dear friends, I would like to reiterate that it is strictly forbidden to add white phosphorus to the airdrop pod."

Delegations from all countries nodded, especially those from some less wealthy countries.

Many people even took out their notebooks and started taking notes on the spot.

Half Fox watched the live broadcast and listened with his eyes wide open, and his back teeth felt a little sore.

This factory manager definitely did it on purpose!
Gasoline, polystyrene compound and white phosphorus, the formula has been upgraded, and the power has also been upgraded. White phosphorus has a low ignition point, and even a little bit of this stuff can burn directly into the bones.

Fortunately, I have never encountered such a perverted opponent on the battlefield.

Li Yunfei emphasized again: "Of course, it is forbidden to add white phosphorus, and it is also forbidden to add calcium powder."

"Calcium powder reacts chemically with skin and liquids, producing strong corrosiveness, so this behavior is strictly prohibited in our factory."

"Once discovered, after-sales guarantee will be stopped immediately."

After hearing this, Half Fox covered his back teeth and felt a little toothache.

If you encounter a gasoline bomb mixed with white phosphorus, you may be able to save your life by jumping into the water.

But if you add calcium powder into it, it will be a dead end.

When I was in Africa, I saw with my own eyes a comrade-in-arms who got contaminated with this stuff. He was a healthy man, but he immediately pulled out a gun and committed suicide.

But in the end, it was burned into a pile of charcoal, and no human shape could be seen at all.

Li Yunfei said, "Of course, everyone here, you can't add lead salts here. Lead salts are poisonous and can quickly make people fall into a coma."

"Forget about thermite. It will greatly increase the temperature, increase the lethality, and is extremely inhumane."

When Half Fox heard this, even though he said he was in Sanya, he still felt cold hands and feet and a chill in his heart.

This is not a warning at all; the factory manager is clearly telling everyone the instructions for use.

Fortunately, I have retired. Otherwise, looking at the situation here, with so many delegations eager to try, I would be in big trouble if I don’t die!
(End of this chapter)