The host, please be more restrained! The Strategic Propaganda Bureau can no longer make up stories

After the warm hospitality of the Khmer King, Li Yunfei's trip to Southeast Asia was more pleasant than he had imagined.

However, after he returned home, he found that the cost of this paid vacation was heavier than he had imagined.

"Zhao Min, Zhao Min, where are you?"

"Explain to me, I was only abroad for half a month, how come there are so many documents piled up? Are you kidding me?" Li Yunfei sat in the office, looking at the more than a foot thick pile of documents on the table that needed to be signed, and asked in disbelief.

Secretary Zhao Min pushed open her gold-rimmed glasses, stepped on her high heels, and trotted in through the door.

She glanced at Li Yunfei, her face immediately turned red, and she explained in a low voice: "Boss, there have been a lot of things in the past half month, and these documents do need you to sign them in person."

"And these documents are very urgent and can't be delayed any longer. How about I work with you tonight?"

After hearing this, Li Yunfei sighed helplessly and nodded.

He casually flipped through the documents and suddenly felt overwhelmed.

《Ashun Express New Aircraft Test Flight Report》

"Preliminary Letter of Intent for Cooperation between Ermao Kisman and Chinese Enterprises"

"Huayang Iron and Steel Plant and Eagle Sauce Ribbed Steel Pipe Phase I Project Book"

Shuangta Factory AR Translation Glasses New Product Report

Summary of achievements in nuclear fusion engineering phase

"Notice of the Military Exercise Summary Meeting of the Equipment Design Bureau"

New Smartphone Market Research Report

……

"As long as I have enough money, why should I take on so many projects? I can't chew too much. If I take too big a step, I'll easily get into trouble."

"The ancients were right. Stay up late, stay up late. The more capable you are, the more work you should do. As long as you don't die from working yourself to death, work yourself to death!" Li Yunfei scratched his hair and began to sign contracts and read documents.

one night
They both couldn't sleep.

Early in the morning, after Li Yunfei signed the contract, he stretched and opened the hidden door in the factory director's office.

He looked at Zhao Min, who had stayed up all night with him and fell asleep in his bed at dawn, and he felt somewhat moved.

Even though the two have worked together for several years and know each other well, to be honest, it is really hard to find such a proactive female secretary!
He opened the bedside table, took out two pills, swallowed them, and turned to leave.

After staying up all night, drink some fish oil to replenish your body, otherwise you will have heart problems sooner or later.

When Li Yunfei was jogging in the factory in the morning, he passed by the restaurant and packed two breakfasts.

He called Zhao Min to get up, and when they were having breakfast, an uninvited guest came to Huadun and went straight to the factory director's office.

When Li Haomiao knocked on the door and came in, he looked at Zhao Min in her pajamas and was stunned for a moment.

"You are such a good fellow, Li Yunfei. You have thick eyebrows and big eyes, and you are full of righteousness. How come you have a mistress in your private room?"

Li Yunfei's face darkened when he heard this.

He picked up the steamed bun in his hand and threw it at him: "Dirty, we two are innocent, what's the point of hiding a beautiful woman in a golden house!"

"My secretary worked with me all night yesterday, so I let her sleep in my factory director's office."

"She sleeps inside and I sleep outside, don't spread rumors about me!"

Li Haomiao skillfully took the steamed dumpling that was thrown at him and took a bite.

He looked at the shy Zhao Min with an expression that said "I understand" on his face.

Li Yunfei looked at his best friend like this and helplessly covered his forehead with his hands.

This guy has been single for so many years that he has a lot of experience in relationship theory and he reads a lot of novels and watches a lot of porn movies.

Even if I explain it to him, this guy definitely won't believe it. He might even imagine it again. This kid is useless!

"Tell me, why did you come here so early in the morning? What do you want from me?" Li Yunfei jumped directly to the topic and asked. Li Haomiao put down the box in his hand and said excitedly: "Old Li, let me tell you, I found a good way to make money!"

"Thank you, I'm not interested in money."

"This is a really good idea. If it works, it will have a significant impact on the entire Blue Planet!"

"Believe me, if this can be accomplished, it will definitely be a groundbreaking feat!" Li Haomiao said with great excitement.

Li Yunfei frowned, looked at the other party, and said: "Haozi, you are talking so powerful, are you planning to blow up Blue Star?"

"No, no, no. I want the entire Blue Planet, regardless of race or country, to be able to communicate with each other without having to learn a foreign language."

"I want to lead everyone into a new era. You know, I am not good at English. I vowed at that time to kick English out of the three main subjects."

"When I took the CET-4 and CET-6 exams, I failed three or four times. Do you still remember this?" Li Haomiao said gritting his teeth.

English is useful as the common language on the blue planet, but there is no need for everyone to learn it and spend so much time and energy on it.

After graduation, 95% of people will no longer have anything to do with English. Even if they need to look up English literature or learn English in related subjects, they only need to treat it as an ordinary subject.

It can be an elective, but treating it as a main subject is really too important.

Li Yunfei looked at his good brother who was gradually getting red in the face, and said, "Haozi, let me correct you. You failed the CET-4 and CET-6 exams a total of eight times, not three or four times!"

"I know, you don't have to remember it in such detail. I have an irreconcilable hatred towards English!" Li Haomiao said loudly, filled with righteous indignation.

Zhao Min was eating breakfast while listening to the conversation between the two. She wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. She was shaking so much that she could hardly hold the porridge in her hand.

"Laugh if you want to. It's no big deal. I take responsibility for my own test results!" Li Haomiao said with a red face.

Li Yunfei smiled and said, "Laugh if you want to. We used to make fun of him for this."

"This is a fact, not malicious slander!"

Zhao Min still didn't laugh. After hurriedly finishing her breakfast, she went to the room behind the hidden door, changed her clothes, and hurriedly left the factory director's office.

As soon as the person went out, laughter as loud as silver bells came from outside the door.

Li Haomiao touched his nose and said, "Yun Fei, your female secretary, is she making fun of me?"

"Haozi, don't worry, I know Zhao Min inside and out. She is not that kind of person. She may just be thinking about happy things." Li Yunfei explained seriously.

Li Haomiao frowned and said, "Do you know everything?"

"Yes, we have been together for several years. I know her very well. I can say that I know her inside out!"

"Oh, it's been several years, tut tut tut!"

When Li Yunfei heard what his best friend said, he reacted immediately and felt like a car was running over his face.

He clenched his fists and cursed, "Haozi, our idioms have been corrupted by people like you. You can drive any car!"

"You can't just drive to date a girl. You have to practice. Do you understand?"

Li Haomiao's expression became restrained. He asked with a guilty conscience: "Tell me more about it. How do we practice?"

"Of course, we should solve the quantity problem first, and then the quality problem. In a word, the ugly ones will be killed!"

"Makes sense!"

"Don't drive recklessly. Your mouth has ruined your popularity with women."

"By the way, tell me what your method is that can actually change Blue Planet and defeat English."

"Don't you just say that you have collected seven dragon balls and can summon a dragon to make a wish?" Li Yunfei asked curiously.

Li Haomiao was very unconvinced and said, "I am not that unreliable. Take a look at my big baby before you speak!"

After he finished speaking, he opened the box and took out the things inside. (End of this chapter)