The host, please be more restrained! The Strategic Propaganda Bureau can no longer make up stories

It’s hard to say which is the best suicidal behavior on the Blue Planet, but tax evasion is definitely in the top three in the Eagle Sauce.

From the president to the common people, as long as they dare to evade taxes, there is no one that the IRS dares not investigate. Even a gangster has to pay taxes honestly.

Joseph Renault asked: "Robin, why did you evade taxes? What did you do? How can I protect you?"

"Those crazy people at the IRS only care about money, not people!"

Michael Robin slumped in his chair. He was in the President's office with the air conditioner set to 17 degrees, and beads of sweat were oozing from his forehead.

"Uncle Renault, you have to save me!"

"The reason why I evaded taxes was because of the incident with the aircraft carrier blocking the cable. My company went bankrupt and my capital chain was broken. You know this!"

Joseph Reno, the leader of the Eagle Sauce Party, sighed and said helplessly: "I can sign a pardon for you, but you still have to pray that I can win the election this time."

"If my opponent wins, you and I should both be prepared to go to jail."

"How about this, let's make two preparations. You resign first, then go abroad to relax. When things in China are stable, I will naturally send a message to ask you to come back."

Michael Robin nodded in agreement. This was the best solution he could get at the moment.

He left the office and turned back to ask, "Uncle Renault, what do you think about me going to Dongda?"

"Well, yes, I think it's a good choice!"

The smart AR wireless glasses produced by the Shuangta factory were put on sale throughout Blue Star at an extremely fast speed, leveraging the previous sales channels of simultaneous interpretation headphones.

Almost everyone who travels abroad will place an order for a pair of these glasses, and they are almost becoming a standard item for travel.

In many foreign countries, glasses that used to cost more than two hundred dollars are now priced at thousands of dollars and are difficult to buy.

Many foreigners were forced to give up the 144-hour transit visa at the University of Tokyo due to communication problems.

When this pair of glasses appeared, it was like a new world was opened up for them.

Barrier-free communication with local people in Dongda and displaying the real local life to the outside world became the traffic password of Blue Star for a while.

Many people were confused after getting off the plane. The airport was clean, tidy and orderly, which was totally unlike an airport in a developing country.

Some people didn't believe it and after arriving in the capital, they insisted on looking for slums, and ended up wandering into the alleys of the courtyard houses.

When they saw that in the second bungalow area, almost every household had an air conditioner and the alleys were full of luxury cars, these foreigners were completely shocked.

The comment sections on foreign websites are also quite interesting. Many foreigners have been brainwashed for too long and have great distrust of the media.

However, the level of trust in this type of personal outdoor live broadcast is still quite high.

“Looking at their cities and then looking at our cities, I really don’t know who is the developing country.”

"Damn it, why do they have wireless in elevators and subways, and we can only sit and read books."

"Damn it, why is such a luxurious box lunch only less than two dollars? What have we been eating all these years? Dry bread is not tasty. I want to settle down there."

"I can't believe it. Their streets don't smell like shit or urine at all. They are also very safe. You don't have to worry about someone snatching your phone or wallet."

"Who said that? Their night markets are not safe either. There are a lot of delicious food stalls. They are really good at stealing money. Every time I go there, I have to spend several dollars."

"I have always thought that they were the ones who were brainwashed, but I didn't expect that we were the ones who were brainwashed. Can you believe it? They can do whatever they want with just their mobile phones, without the need for cash or credit cards."

Thanks to 144-hour transit and smart AR wireless glasses, the number of overseas tourists has tripled compared to last year.

Some people have even set up stalls outside airports with ceramic supplies, giving away ceramics for free and making friends. All you have to do is download Pinduoduo.

Just by relying on this trick, many people have achieved the small goal of earning over 10,000 yuan a day.

Foreigners began to open their eyes to Dongda and started to broadcast their life in Dongda to the outside world. Some even went to the western countryside. Their all-round publicity also made the Strategic Research Institute wake up, and the sky fell and successfully became a hot search.

It was originally developing in a humble way, but after waking up, Chinese praise has become the mainstream on the foreign Internet.

As the deputy director of the Strategic Research Institute, Li Yunfei has been selling smart AR wireless glasses in the live broadcast room these days along with the director Zhang Shaozhong.

The comments in the live broadcast room were all asking about the future plans of the Strategic Research Institute. It was so tragic that ten years of achievements were wiped out in one day.

"Even when we are lying down, we are taller than others when we are standing. We can't hide it any longer. There is no such thing as a strategic intelligence agency. Everyone should stop talking nonsense."

"There is no Strategic Research Institute even though there is one. How can the sky fall when there is a Strategic Research Institute?" Zhang Shaozhong said seriously.

"What? Are we exposed now?"

"Now those foreigners have learned to use bugs. They use 144-hour transit visas to stay in Southeast Asia for one night and then come back. I am really impressed."

"Much better. Today, I went out to buy rice noodle rolls and there were 10 foreigners lined up in front of me. I was so tired."

"We don't have the Strategic Propaganda Bureau, but we still have the Strategic Terrorism Bureau. I think the world may not be without the Chinese name."

"Director, if you give up on war and terror, what should we do? Will our war and terror bureau still recruit people?"

"I just want to know which great god came up with the 144-hour transit visa. It's really a stroke of genius. What's the difference between this and playing a game for six minutes to charge a membership?"

"Oh my god, there are so many people. I don't want them to come. I feel a little selfish."

"Dude, aren't you interested in making a little money? Bring a bunch of panda toys to set up a stall outside the airport, and you can make a lot of money by pulling them in and cutting them off."

While the two were broadcasting live, they both received text messages from the Equipment Design Bureau at the same time.

"There is something important going on in the bureau. There will be a meeting in the conference room in two hours. Come back quickly!"

When Li Yunfei saw the content of the text message, his face changed instantly. What on earth had happened?

"Commander, this..."

"Young man, be patient and don't rush. There is enough time to rush back."

"Dear fans and friends, we have some private matters to attend to, so we have to leave first. Let's talk next time we meet, okay?" The director said to the audience in the live broadcast room with a smile.

After the two handed over the live broadcast room to the assistant to continue the live broadcast, they got up and left directly. Their movements were clean and neat without any delay.

This confused the audience in the live broadcast room. You know, no matter what happened in the past, at least the live broadcast would continue. Even if it could not continue, the reason would be explained.

Both of them had extraordinary identities, and they left at the same time, which made the audience in the live broadcast room imagine a lot for a while.

"What's wrong? What's the matter? What's the big deal?"

"I feel like this is a big deal. Maybe our mom is going to take action against someone."

"White elephant? Monkey? There hasn't been any big news lately!"

"You all know what kind of person our mother is. You only speak good words and not bad ones. We were almost in a fight back then, and you still showed us a bear-in-the-face show."

"Does anyone have inside information? Tell me what's going on!"

The assistant looked at the comments in the live broadcast room, swallowed his saliva, and begged: "Dear viewers, can we stop talking about it?"

"We are in a live streaming room selling goods. If you keep talking, the room will definitely be gone!"

"I'm just a small anchor. I'm not a factory manager or a bureau chief. I don't have such strong connections. Please stop talking. Thank you!" (End of this chapter)