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Chapter 32 Military Parade: Double-Tailed Scorpion
The productivity of the Equipment Design Bureau is indeed extraordinary.

In just half a month, the first batch of Twin-Tailed Scorpion UAVs ordered by Hussein had been produced and delivered to the door.

During this period, a major event also happened.

Zhang Shaozhong also officially retired and joined Huadun Company as its official spokesperson.

His daily routine is to chat with the audience in the company's live broadcast room with Li Yunfei.

We talk about astronomy and geography at the top, international anecdotes at the bottom, and some daily life trivia in between.

Although the two booms of earthquake relief and air shows have passed, the popularity of the live broadcast room remains unabated.

Although they don't sell goods, more than 100,000 people watch the live broadcast on time every day and listen to the two chat.

Regardless of whether they buy anything or not, after all, it is really informative to listen to a popular factory director and a military leader chatting in the live broadcast room every day.

Having tasted the sweetness of selling goods through live streaming, Li Yunfei will naturally not let go of the operation of the company's live streaming section.

Even now, the company cannot bring out a product to promote, after all, the double-tailed scorpion is sold out.

On this day, Li Yunfei sat in the live broadcast room with the bureau chief as usual.

As soon as the show started, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room soared to tens of thousands, which was a huge success.

"Director, I have raised 200 million yuan now. Please put your factory's double-tailed scorpions on the shared bikes!"

"Director, Chief, how about we talk about history today?"

"Why talk about history? Let's talk about something exciting. Can we talk about Storm 20 [Dog Head Save Life]?"

"I just want to know which one our mother will save her life next time."

"Upstairs, you see, you are anxious again. As the saying goes, the earlier the early retirement, the later the nuclear power. We in the Western Region are not in a hurry at all."

"I don't know why, but as soon as I open TikTok, I want to watch them chatting."

……

Li Yunfei looked at the comments in the live broadcast room and said with a smile: "Director, you have to give the answer!"

"A customer from our factory sent me a message, I have to reply first."

Zhang Shaozhong laughed loudly, then looked at the camera in the live broadcast room, and laughed loudly again.

"Hahaha, the audience in our live broadcast room is just too naughty."

"I'm a retired old man, how can I know so much?"

"What is Storm 20? How would I know?"

"I really don't know what the mother of the aircraft is named after."

"I don't know whether the Twin-Tailed Scorpion wants to reform the army."

"It's really outrageous. That's all I know. I've told you all."

The audience in the live broadcast room grinned when they heard this familiar answer.

"I found that after the director retired, he kept saying that I didn't know."

"Comrades, let's watch and learn carefully, so that when we are old and someone asks us questions, we can be completely ignorant of the questions."

"I don't know why, but after the Bureau Chief retired, I liked it more and more."

"Why do I feel like the director doesn't understand anything? Does he know anything?"

"Some people actually think that the Director doesn't understand. Let's have a code conversation first to see which company has the best excavator technology!"

"When it comes to heavy industry, Germany is definitely better."

"Good boy, you are really brave, hey, your Yida!"

"Hurry up and tell me the secret code, Imperial Jade Wine!"

"Tell me quickly, what are my uncle Qian's three major hobbies in life?"

"Wow, after watching the live broadcast for so long, we finally caught a suspicious person!"

"Don't be so anxious, let me ask, please!"

The official personnel who were slacking off and watching the live broadcast looked at the barrage, was stunned for a moment, and then worked overtime silently, paying special attention to a certain ID.

After a while, Li Yunfei returned to the live broadcast room with a strange expression on his face.

"Xiao Li, what happened?"

Li Yunfei scratched his head and said, "Director, customers gave us feedback saying that they were very satisfied with our double-tailed scorpions and sent us a little surprise."

"By the way, they are holding a military parade today, and they said they would let us watch the live broadcast of the parade."

This customer was none other than Hussarab.

Their live military parade today is being broadcast live to the world.

Li Yunfei quickly searched for the live broadcast link on the Internet, and the live broadcast had just begun.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were shocked as they watched the familiar military parade.

“Fuck, is this still the familiar Slipper Army?”

"Why do I feel like this military parade has a rabbit-like feel to it?"

"No wonder they dare to arm wrestle with Eagle Sauce. Looking at their morale, they are indeed extraordinary."

Li Yunfei and the bureau chief began to take stock of the military equipment displayed in the Hussein military parade.

The two talked enthusiastically, and the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned.

You knew nothing about anything just now, but how come you become a top expert when talking about foreign equipment?

When the military parade officially began, a formation composed of disabled soldiers from the Hussein parade formation was the first to march towards the front.

Most of them were using crutches and their formation was not neat, but they still filled the people watching the live broadcast with awe.

"This is the first time I've seen a military parade consisting of disabled soldiers."

"It's clearly just a formation of disabled soldiers, why does it look so shocking!"

"Military soul, this Slipper Army has their own military soul!"

"No wonder they get stronger and stronger. They even dare to compete with Eagle Sauce. They really have something."

"Let me put this here. Although the strength gap is huge, the Eagle Sauce will definitely not be able to overwhelm them."

As the parade progressed, when the double-tailed scorpions appeared on the live camera as the finale formation, everyone was stunned.

Li Yunfei:
Zhang Shaozhong: (–)
Audience in the live broadcast room: (((o(*▽*)o)))
"Director, are you sure the two-tailed scorpions exported by our factory are civilian products?"

"Did the Twin-Tailed Scorpion civilians become military?"

"The factory manager is awesome. I said the double-tailed scorpion is special. I love it, I love it!"

Li Yunfei looked at the comments in the live broadcast room. He opened his mouth to explain, but Hussein, the leader of Hussein, spoke first.

"Merciful God has blessed us. This time, we have found a friend who supports us in the mysterious East."

"Their unmanned bomber has made a huge contribution to our air defense. I have decided to award him the title of Hussein Arab Friend!"

"For the sake of confidentiality, we are not in a position to announce the name of this friend for the time being, but he will gain our everlasting friendship and respect."

“Fellow countrymen, let us join with Allah, the Merciful, and bless him.”

Li Yunfei was stunned when he saw hundreds of thousands of Hussein people in the live broadcast room giving blessings together under the leadership of their leader Hussein.

This scene also shocked the audience in the live broadcast room.

"Fuck, Director, the friend he was talking about, isn't it you?"

"I knew the factory manager was awesome, but I didn't expect him to be this awesome."

"With the blessing of Husseira, this scene is pretty good!"

Li Yunfei looked at the live broadcast room and denied it three times on the spot: "Dear viewers, it's impossible. Don't talk nonsense and don't tarnish my innocence!"

"Our factory is just a private enterprise. It is impossible for us to export drone bombers. Rumors stop at the wise. Please don't spread rumors!"

Although Huadun has been transformed from a civilian company to a military company, due to the principle of confidentiality, its official identity is still a private company that can be checked.

He had just finished refuting the rumor when the security guard at the door called.

"Director, I have an international express delivery from the Middle East. It's quite heavy."

(End of this chapter)