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"Grandson, wake up, don't sleep anymore."

Li Xiangyu heard this vaguely while he was sleeping, and his first reaction was that his roommate was taking advantage of him while he was sleeping.

Okay, okay, you’re not satisfied with taking advantage of each other, when will it ever stop?

"Son, I'm your father, who are you calling your grandson?"

Without even opening his eyes, he started to fight back, but before he could finish his words, he was slapped hard on the head.

This kind of force, which is enough to confuse the patient but does not hurt the brain, is something that Li Xiangyu is very familiar with.

He covered his head, opened his eyes, and suddenly felt a chill in his heart.

What caught my eye was a kind-looking grandfather, a sullen-faced father, a mother who was covering her mouth and laughing secretly, and a grandmother who was pinching her son.

I forgot, I went home yesterday. This is not at school, this is at home!
Li Xiangyu is a sophomore student. When the school was on summer vacation a week ago, he did not go home immediately, but went out to travel with his girlfriend.

In seven whole days, all 100 Black Gold 001s purchased by the group were used up, and both the body and wallet were drained.

Li Xiangyu, with weak legs, separated from his girlfriend and went home. After eating, he fell asleep and has been sleeping until now. He is completely drowsy.

"I only have this one grandson. Why did you hit him so hard? What if he breaks something? He's still a child!"

"Mom, don't pinch me. He is already a sophomore in college and an adult. How can you say he is still a child?" Dad Li stiffened his neck and defended himself.

Grandpa Li touched his grandson's head and said with a smile: "Young people nowadays have good sleep quality. They fall asleep right after returning home and have been sleeping till now."

"When I was young, I took your grandmother to the next village to watch a movie. When I came back from the haystacks in the drying yard, I also slept like this."

"It's okay, it's okay, it will be fine in two days, your dad didn't hurt you, did he?"

"You old man, what are you talking about in front of the children?"

Li Xiangyu covered his head and frowned immediately. He always felt that there was something wrong with these words.

Why did grandpa take grandma to the haystack when watching a movie?
Is this a family inheritance?

Before Li Xiangyu could react, he received his first task at home during the summer vacation - to dry two bags of corn. If it rains, remember to collect them in time.

Father Li looked at his son who was still asleep, frowned and warned him: "Although those two bags of corn are not worth much, they were planted by your grandfather himself. If they get caught in the rain, you will see how I will deal with you when I come back!"

After hearing this, Li Xiangyu subconsciously shrank his neck.

If my own father says to clean up, I will definitely take action, and the first thing to do is to kill Seven Wolves.

He picked up his phone and checked the weather forecast. He felt relieved and said, "Dad, look at the weather forecast. It's sunny today. It won't rain. You can go out without any worries."

"Not only is there no rain today, there will be no rain for the next week. The only place that is raining is in Yuzhou next door. They are experiencing heavy rainstorms there."

"Just go and water the fields without worry. I'm at home with you two, so don't worry."

Grandpa Li rubbed his legs and said worriedly: "Grandson, the weather forecast is very accurate now, but I am still worried."

"My old cold legs have been aching a little today. I think it will rain. If it does rain, you must remember to collect the rain."

Li Xiangyu touched his nose, then patted his chest and agreed.

After he sent his family out, he yawned, took out his cell phone, and checked the weather forecast to confirm the situation.

Sunny, temperature 36 degrees, air quality/70!

In this horrible weather, it would be a miracle if it rained. He yawned and then threw his grandfather's advice behind his mind. After he fell asleep, the sky above Guanzhong suddenly changed, several white clouds floated over, and the sky gradually became gloomy.

After half an hour.

Li Xiangyu heard his cell phone ringing while he was sleeping. He frowned and looked at the message.

"Son, after you finish drying the corn, remember to collect it. The weather is not right and it looks like it's going to rain [smile]"

"It's not raining here, it's not raining here, you're just worrying about nothing!" He put down his phone impatiently and fell asleep.

Crackling! Crackling…

The sound of rain in his ears was so real that Li Xiangyu even felt like he was hallucinating.

He picked up his phone, opened the weather forecast again, and was instantly awakened.

It's not sunny, why did the weather forecast change to moderate rain turning into heavy rain? "

"Is this weather forecast too exaggerated? Can it be good?"

Li Xiangyu was no longer sleepy at this moment. He jumped up from the bed and looked out the window.

Shit, it’s really raining, I’m not hallucinating!

He ran outside in his shorts. When he reached the door, he looked at the wet ground and immediately felt his hands and feet become cold.

I’m dying, I’m dying, I’m afraid I won’t be able to escape from this meal by the Seven Wolves today!
"No, where is the corn in my yard?" Li Xiangyu looked around in horror.

He walked around the yard for a full time and realized that the corns were still in his fertilizer bags and he had not dried them at all.

Hahahaha, I understand, Master, I really understand. It turns out that as long as you don’t start, you won’t get hurt!
Li Xiangyu returned to his bed with a smile, reenacted what happened today, filmed it into a short video, and posted it on his Douyin.

Because the video has a twist, the number of views increased rapidly after it was released, and there were a lot of people who liked, commented on and forwarded it.

Because of this sudden heavy rain, many children in Guanzhong, Qi and Lu forgot to harvest grain.

In the comment section of the video, many people were sharing their embarrassing moments harvesting crops in the rain.

"Anchor, guess why I'm not laughing?"

"As someone who has been through this, I would like to warn you not to be silly and just scatter a few kernels of corn at the door or on the ground. Otherwise, when your parents come home, they will be able to tell at a glance that you didn't dry the corn."

"How can you say you're fine? It's obvious that your parents came back early, and then they hunched over, their faces covered in sweat, and filled the garbage one shovel at a time. Seeing that you were still sleeping, they didn't have the heart to wake you up."

"Okay, okay, if you want me to die, just tell me. I feel so guilty just by watching it once [tears rushing]"

"Mom: I see the rain is falling pretty fast. How did you manage to pull it back in time without getting a single drop of water on it? Explain to me."

“The three deadly things that happen when a college student goes home: forgetting to turn on the rice cooker, forgetting to harvest the corn, and forgetting to thaw the meat in the refrigerator.”

Li Xiangyu bared his teeth and looked at the comments on his video from netizens. He suddenly became a little curious. Why did it suddenly rain?
Even if the weather forecast is inaccurate and there is a thunderstorm, it shouldn’t be so inaccurate!

He searched the Internet and found the news that Li Yunfei had successfully used meteorological weapons today.

Originally, the typhoon weather in Yuzhou was beautiful and it was going to be a torrential rain, but now the Meteorological Bureau has changed it to a rainstorm.

Qi, Lu and Guanzhong, which were originally dry and rainless, changed from sunny to moderate rain and then to heavy rain. The first actual combat of meteorological weapons was a complete success.

Li Xiangyu stared at the news for a long time. After a while, he exclaimed from the bottom of his heart: "Fuck, it's really a meteorological weapon, awesome!" (End of this chapter)