The host, please be more restrained! The Strategic Propaganda Bureau can no longer make up stories

Li Yunfei looked at the live broadcast room full of feudal and superstitious comments, and his face was full of helplessness.

We have all gone through at least nine years of compulsory education, so why are we still fighting in the live broadcast room!

If I didn't have some background, I'm afraid my live broadcast room would have been closed by the official Douyin, on the grounds of promoting feudal superstition.

He asked his assistant to switch the live broadcast room and give the camera to himself, and said: "Dear fans, feudal superstition is not acceptable, everyone should believe in science!"

Netizen in the live broadcast room:...

Believe in science?

We once believed in science, but what about the fights in different places?
It would be fine if it didn’t work, but the problem is that it is very effective!

Li Yunfei smiled and said, "We have all gone through nine years of compulsory education. How can we not believe in science?"

"Let me tell you, the army leader told me a story personally. It's a true story in the army. It's not a lie. Do you want to hear it?"

There are so many weird things happening in the military on the Internet, and it is difficult to tell what is true and what is false.

When people usually see it, they just treat it as a melon for fun, but now it is a real thing, so it is different.

After all, an army leader of that level would definitely not speak freely, and he might really reveal some confidential information.

"Director, you talk, I'm listening!"

"I heard that there are a lot of weird things happening in Kunlun Mountain. Is this something that happened in Kunlun?"

"I'm willing to spend a lot of money to verify online whether the rumor about the ghost soldiers borrowing the road is true or not!"

"No way. The army is full of yang energy. How could a ghost dare to go there? Besides, firearms are originally magical tools for exorcising evil spirits, not to mention that they have developed to this point."

"What do you know? Troops are usually stationed in remote areas, and sometimes they even have field training. Some places are really gloomy."

"Blessings and infinite blessings, I am the purple-robed Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain. Do you know more about exorcising demons or do you know more about exorcising demons?"

"Fuck, he really is the Heavenly Master from Mount Longhu!"

……

Seeing that the audience in the live broadcast room were about to quarrel, Li Yunfei said, "What the leader told me happened fifty or sixty years ago."

"At that time, there was a battalion stationed in a remote area, next to a mass grave. At night, the sentry noticed a white shadow floating around inside, so he reported it to his superiors."

"When we checked, we found nothing. This went on for more than ten days and it kept people panicking."

"Finally, the division commander got angry and pulled out the 105mm howitzer. When the haunted place appeared at night, he fired at the mass grave."

"We turned over the grave and the soil, and the haunting never happened again."

"I tell you, all fear comes from insufficient firepower. Don't be superstitious. Nowadays, demons and ghosts won't fall for that!"

Li Yunfei was also skeptical about the matter at the time, but the army leader swore to heaven that it was absolutely true.

This story has been widely circulated on the Internet, but when Li Yunfei told it again and it had official certification, the effect was still very good.

Anyway, the audience in the live broadcast room were all very happy to hear it.

"The story of the Maba artillery, I heard about it when I was in the army."

"Lord Yama: Little ghost, have you come to your senses?
Little ghost: Lord Yama, please help me, my family is gone!

"The 105mm howitzer will directly cover the area with firepower. I'm afraid even the King of Hell can't stop it."

"Little Ghost: I'm not afraid of any master. Come at me if you have the guts!"

"Division Commander: Have you ever heard of the artillery division? Have you ever seen a 105mm howitzer?"

"If the army encounters something strange, it's useless to ask for a master, but mobilizing a division will definitely be helpful."

"If it can't be explained by science, then use science to solve it." "I just want to know what the reaction will be when someone comes to visit the graves during the Qingming Festival next year and sees the graves covered in fire."

"What kind of reaction can there be? The smoke coming out of the ancestral tomb is a bit too much. The ancestor has become an immortal, so just blow up the tomb!"

Li Yunfei watched the comments in the live broadcast room, saying: "If you are afraid of monsters in the future, especially when walking at night, just open your phone and play a strong army war song. I guarantee that you will not be afraid!"

The Taoist Priest of Mount Longhu, who was watching the live broadcast, was stunned when he heard what Li Yunfei said.

This method is sure to be useful. A strong army war song, enhanced by the righteous spirit, any demons and monsters that hear it will probably turn around and run away. If they are even a second slower, the best outcome would be death.

Demons and ghosts all bully the weak and fear the strong. If a person has strong positive energy, there will be no problems.

"Even if there really is a ghost, I'm afraid they would have to march in step after listening to that song."

"I'm afraid I'll have to tie my hair into pigtails when Sadako comes tonight."

"Sadako, there is no Sadako. I have been single for a long time. I actually think Sadako is pretty good. She is also pretty."

"This is not a martial ethics. I recommend that you listen to the Ghost Bride. This way you will be more energetic when walking at night."

"There are still many good people in the world, thank you."

"When you listen to this song, I suggest you take a detour to the Martyrs' Cemetery. They will definitely be able to recruit a company to escort you home safely."

Li Yunfei looked at the comments in the live broadcast room and asked curiously, "Aren't you curious about what will happen next in the mass grave story?"

"After the fire coverage ended, we went to check and found two spies in white robes who were blown to pieces. They were dead as hell."

"There are no monsters or demons in this world. A gun is fast at seven steps away, and it is accurate and fast within seven steps!"

"Don't we have the Heavenly Master from Mount Longhu in our live broadcast room? Heavenly Master, do you think it is or is not?"

The Taoist Priest of Mount Longhu was stunned for a moment. He really didn't expect that Li Yunfei also saw his barrage and would directly call him out and ask him.

Nowadays, when official leaders go up the mountain, everyone in Longhu Mountain has to go over and cooperate to take photos. What else can we say!

"Blessings and blessings to all, fellow Taoists, the factory manager is right, we really have to believe in science!"

Li Yunfei looked at Tianshi's comment and nodded with satisfaction.

He looked at the treasure he had just snatched from the Equipment Design Bureau, picked up the J-20 model, and placed it in front of the camera in the live broadcast room.

"Master, this thing in our unit can exorcise demons, right?"

"Blessings and infinite blessings, yes, of course there is no problem with that!"

Li Yunfei took out a model of a Type 99B main battle tank and slapped it in front of the camera in the live broadcast room.

"Master, this thing in our unit can exorcise demons and monsters, right?"

"Blessings and blessings to the Lord of Heaven, the Type 99B main battle tank is a great thing. No problem, of course no problem!"

Li Yunfei once again took out a model of the H-20 and placed it in front of the camera in the live broadcast room.

"Master, can this thing in our unit be used to exorcise demons and monsters?"

This model is just a failed product among several alternative options for the H-20 long-range strategic bomber, but its appearance is still sci-fi enough and is no worse than the B2 Spirit bomber.

The Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain subconsciously wiped his saliva and asked, "Blessings and Infinite Heavenly Venerable, if I am not mistaken, this is the legendary H-20?"

"Using this thing to exorcise demons is really an overkill. It's totally unnecessary. It's too much!"

He is not very old, less than 30 years old, has just inherited the position of Heavenly Master, and is also a military fan.

Li Yunfei shook his head and said, "This is not the H-20. This is a model of a failed plan to compete with the H-20."

"The real H-20 is much better than this one in terms of both performance and appearance!" (End of this chapter)