The host, please be more restrained! The Strategic Propaganda Bureau can no longer make up stories

If we were to choose who is the most popular in East Asia, it would be hard to say, but if we were to choose who is the least popular, the Japanese would undoubtedly be elected unanimously.

The Category 16 Super Typhoon Mawar, because of its extremely excellent positioning, brought extremely heavy rainfall to the entire Japanese territory.

Many little ghosts couldn't stand it anymore and started to cry out for their injustice online, questioning whether someone was using meteorological weapons to retaliate against them.

After all, we were smiling one second and saw the typhoon turning the corner the next. In the face of natural disasters, human beings are so small and helpless.

The typhoon's excellent movement also made netizens across the blue planet exclaim that it was the wonder of nature.

Korean netizen: Every time I see such news about the Japanese, I get scared. I’m especially afraid that this is fake news!
Netizen Damao: If there really is a meteorological weapon, I will invest in this project. I will invest 500 million to speed up the typhoon and let it circulate around Fuso a few more times.

Domestic netizens: Alas, I really don’t understand what those people in the comment section who are not gloating over other people’s misfortunes are thinking. I really don’t understand.

Domestic netizens: Where is humanity? Where is morality? Where are the firecrackers? Where can I buy them? Here are two firecrackers I will set off in my highland to celebrate.

San Ge netizen: The Japanese are really in trouble. They have to guard against typhoons, earthquakes, and underwater tsunamis. It's really hard to survive.

Little Japanese netizen: Natural disasters are ruthless. There are so many natural disasters this year. Don’t be happy. If you encounter such a thing, you can’t escape.

Jiaozhi netizen: I saw on the news that this typhoon was going to make landfall in Todai, so why did it suddenly turn around and blow up the Japanese?
The maritime military exercise was very successful, as was the experiment on meteorological weapons. With the intervention of high-frequency active laser, a new typhoon embryo has been initially formed.

According to its movement route, the typhoon has only one destination, which is Fuso.

The only regret is that this typhoon is not very powerful, only level 14.

Although the high-frequency active laser project is powerful, it also has to follow the law of conservation of energy. A super typhoon of level 16 is really rare to occur frequently.

Li Yunfei hummed a song happily and returned to the live broadcast room.

He felt quite sympathetic towards the Japanese who were hit by a Category 16 super typhoon. After all, natural disasters are ruthless, but human beings are kind.

Therefore, the song I hummed was also a Japanese adapted song.

"Just like the sun shining through the darkness, the dawn quietly passes through the horizon, someone's figure shuttles through the reincarnation."

“The road to the future is right under your feet. Don’t worry or be afraid. Look forward to tomorrow with confidence.”

"A new storm has appeared. How can I stand still? I will travel through time and space with all my strength and come to you!"

When Li Yunfei sings, he is always tone-deaf and out of tune, which sounds like magic to the ears.

When he returned to the live broadcast room with this song, the netizens in the room were stunned.

"Fuck it, Director Li, please put away your magical powers!"

"Some people sing well, some people sing badly. Mr. Li, you are stuck in the middle. Your singing is so bad!"

"What kind of torture is this? Where is the moderator of the live broadcast room? Get him kicked out by Mr. Li."

"Other people sing for money, Mr. Li, you are asking for your life!"

"Stop singing! If you keep singing, everyone in the live studio will run away."

"I was wrong. I shouldn't have come to this live broadcast room. If I hadn't come to this live broadcast room, I would have been sorry for my ears. I've harmed them!"

After Li Yunfei sat down, he glanced at the comments in the live broadcast room and immediately frowned.

He looked at his female secretary Zhao Min and asked, "Is my singing really that bad?"

During the Chinese New Year, I sang at the company's annual meeting and there was thunderous applause from the audience. Everyone was mesmerized by my singing!
"Director, it's a little off-tune, but I just like listening to it. It's normal that the netizens in the live broadcast room don't like it. After all, everyone has a different understanding of music and different aesthetics."

Zhao Min's answer showed extremely high emotional intelligence and was flawless.

Li Yunfei sighed, and was too embarrassed to continue singing, but instead looked at the comments in the live broadcast room. The 16th-level super typhoon Mawa's sneak attack on Xiao Ri Zi was quite successful.

Typhoon Mawar has also become the most searched word on the Internet today, followed by weather weapons in second place.

Li Yunfei's live broadcast today made netizens in the live broadcast room quite curious, and many people were eager to find an answer at this time.

"Director, are we using weather weapons?"

"I wonder what Mr. Li thinks about the Japanese encountering a typhoon. Can you tell me about it?"

"The Japanese have been spreading rumors that we used weather weapons. Is this true?"

"I now declare that the most successful anti-Japanese typhoon this year is Super Typhoon Mawar."

Li Yunfei looked at the comments in the live broadcast room, wanting to laugh but unable to. He now finally understood how it felt like when the bureau chief was on the show.

I know everything, but I just can’t tell you, so just make a bold guess!
"The typhoon went to Fuso. You asked me what I thought. Of course I chose to sit back and watch. It's good enough not to add insult to injury."

"As for my attitude, the song I just sang is my attitude. The road ahead is right under my feet. I hope they won't worry or be afraid, and just look forward to tomorrow."

After Li Yunfei finished speaking, netizens in the live broadcast room all laughed.

Who could have imagined that lyrics could be used like this? Isn't this a definite childhood ruiner?

The divine song of childhood has actually become a divine song of prophecy.

"Mr. Li, a new typhoon embryo has formed. It is expected to be Category 14 and is heading towards Japan. What do you do about this?"

"Yes, it does feel a bit weird. How could such a big typhoon be heading towards Japan?"

Li Yunfei saw the comments, shrugged, and said, "The lyrics I just sang have already explained it."

"A new typhoon has already appeared, so how can it stagnate? This typhoon is destined. It will definitely travel through time and space and reach Fuso."

"We should learn to look at the problem dialectically. Typhoons are not necessarily a bad thing. They can dispel high temperatures and bring abundant rainfall."

"In many places in our country, the temperature is over 30 degrees every day. It's so hot that people are dying. In fact, I still hope there will be a typhoon to cool down our country."

There are also many Japanese devils here at Dongda University.

Many Japanese devils are in Li Yunfei's live broadcast room, directly setting the pace.

When they heard this answer, they almost vomited blood: Li Sang, you really have a bad conscience. At this time, you are still teasing us!
The high temperatures in many parts of the country have indeed been a bit outrageous recently. In the past two years, the climate of the entire blue planet has been very abnormal.

Although we don’t want a super typhoon, it would be nice to have a small typhoon to cool down the temperature.

"Indeed, the Japanese are in need of everything. It's really a bargain for them. We directly gave them so much fresh water this time."

"We are also short of water in our country. We don't want a big typhoon, can we have a few smaller ones?"

"I really can't stand it. I just want to ask, where in China is not hot in summer? I want to go there to escape the heat."

"Boss Li, can you arrange a few small typhoons for our country?"

"Looking at the Japanese's terrain, I suddenly felt that the Japanese were like our windshield. The threat to us was not the Japanese, but the typhoon."

Li Yunfei looked at the weather map, estimated it in his mind, and said, "A typhoon of level 14 is still too powerful and can easily cause floods and waterlogging disasters."

"Push it back a little bit, and we will arrange a few more small typhoons below level 10 for you. Let's leave this big typhoon to others." (End of this chapter)