The host, please be more restrained! The Strategic Propaganda Bureau can no longer make up stories

As we all know, there are three major races on the blue planet: black, white and yellow. However, the appearance of the purple race at the Olympics truly shocked the world.

The last time Li Yunfei saw a purple person was when he saw Thanos in The Avengers. It might be a science fiction movie!
“Li, how can you…how can you be so calm and speak without any evidence!”

"I know our athletes. What they take are asthma medicines, definitely not stimulants!" Levin said stutteringly.

Li Yunfei looked at Levin, curled his lips, and said, "Stop pretending. Don't we know each other?"

"You use black people for running, white people for shooting, purple people for swimming, and transgender people for women's weightlifting. Who doesn't know this?"

"Tell me the truth, when the stimulants were being developed, the people doing the experiments were black, so it's so obvious when they're actually used?"

"Do you think that just because you used stimulants to cheat and still couldn't beat us, you think we cheated too?"

Levin was stunned for a moment, and asked loudly: "Lee, don't you have any?"

"Look, you're anxious again. Are your defenses broken?" Li Yunfei said with a smile.

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't help laughing as they listened to the conversation between the two.

"It's still Mr. Li who is in charge!"

"We check it ten times a day, I just want to know why the Eagle Sauce hardly checks it."

"Okay, okay, Mr. Li's inference makes sense. I will post the live broadcast content to the Internet right away."

"There's nothing the Eagles can't do. To win, they make athletes pregnant before a game to produce more estrogen and improve their physical fitness, and then have a miscarriage after the game. Taking stimulants is really nothing."

"To be honest, when I was watching the live broadcast of the Olympics, I was stunned. The Eagles also had a swimming team, and they were all Asian, and their faces turned purple, tut tut tut!"

"Eagle sauce: Don't talk nonsense. Although we took stimulants, they were not detected. How can this be called taking?"

Li Yunfei's words were quite sharp, almost making Levin blush and speechless.

He stiffened his neck and shouted, "Li, no matter what, we won this Olympics!"

"Although we both have 40 gold medals, we have more silver and bronze medals than you, so you only ranked second!"

Li Yunfei looked at the cocky Levin, who was wearing makeup and manicure and dressed in a feminine style. He had to give this guy a few hits.

This guy's smug demeanor really reeks of a dead eunuch.

"Who said that? Who said Eagle Sauce ranked first in this Olympic ranking?"

"The first place this time is obviously the University of Tokyo, they got 44 gold medals. If I remember correctly, you guys got 40, right?"

A voice broke the argument between the two. The speaker had blond hair and blue eyes, and was dressed in a tailor-made suit, looking very decent.

He had a Gaul identity card hanging on his chest. According to the information on it, this person was the head of the Gallic trade fair delegation, named Louis.

Although Li Yunfei didn't know Louis, Levin definitely knew him, and judging from their reactions, there was some personal grudge between the two.

Levin opened his mouth to accuse: “Louis, what nonsense are you talking about?”

"Although we have the same number of gold medals, we have more total medals, so we are the first in this Olympics!"

"The news media of the University of East China ranked us first. What explanation do you have for this?"

Louis sneered and said, “Levin, we are the organizers of the Olympics, we are the official, and we have the final say on who is first!”

"Have you forgotten that Dongda has two trumpets? They both won two gold medals. Even if you are bad at math, you should know forty plus four, right?"

After he finished speaking, he ignored Levin, walked up to Li Yunfei, and introduced himself enthusiastically.

"Hello, Mr. Li, my name is Louis, and I have wanted to meet you for a long time." "We will deal with each other often in the future, and I hope we can have a pleasant cooperation!"

Li Yunfei had a very good first impression of Louis. No matter who you are, as long as you don’t get along with the Eagle Sauce, then we are good friends.

He also greeted and shook hands with Louis enthusiastically, and the two of them left Levin aside.

"Louis, how can you calculate like this? Those two are obviously small ones, how can they be counted as large ones?"

"Thank you. We adhere to the principle of One East University. Besides, what are you dissatisfied with?"

"Didn't you also bring two trumpets to the Olympics this time? You brought three trumpets with Ying. Did you win a gold medal with all five of your trumpets?"

"Don't tell me about the medal table. We are the official organizer of the Olympics, so of course the data we release should be the basis!" Louis explained.

His tone was so harsh that it almost left Levin speechless.

Li Yunfei was stunned by what he heard. He really didn't expect that Louis was so conscious.

These are no longer just good friends, these are truly international friends!
"Okay, okay, I knew that Gaul was a good guy. They have a very high level of awareness."

“I have to say, this Olympics was really well organized.”

"Fairness, justice and openness are the spirit of the Olympics. Thumbs up to my Gaul friends."

"Adhere to the principle of Dongda. I swear that I will not complain about their opening ceremony online in the future."

"A friend is suddenly so nice to me, so he probably wants to borrow money. Is there something he wants to ask of us, Gaul friend? [Covering face]"

Li Yunfei held Louis' hand and said with great emotion: "Louis, we are both ancient civilizations, completely different from some nouveau riche countries with only two hundred years of history."

"Your Olympics are really well organized and full of cultural atmosphere."

"That's right, Levin, you are hosting the next Olympics. You won't come up with some underworld culture or allow transgender people to compete, right?" Louis asked.

Li Yunfei scratched his head and said with emotion: "It's hard to say. In a normal Olympic Games, there are only two genders, male and female."

"The national conditions there are different. There seem to be more than a hundred genders. I really don't know how these genders will be divided. Will every gender participate in the competition?"

"By the way, I remember there is another gender that is a Wal-Mart shopping bag. How do you identify this gender?"

"Will there be a lot of Wal-Mart shopping bags participating in the competition? Will you give them gold, silver and bronze medals?"

When Li Yunfei said this, he was really worried.

Our own athletes, that is, both genders.

When the Eagles host the Olympics in four years, if there really are more than a hundred genders, who will be able to compete with them in the gold medal list?
Louis was also full of worries and questioned: “Levin, we are all five good people, and we still have to have the minimum bottom line. You really won’t do that, right?”

"You are slandering me. We want the gold medal, but we are not so shameless!"

"We are respecting human rights. We are respecting human rights. Do you understand?" Levin explained angrily.

Among the more than one hundred genders, many are extremely niche or even spoofs, but for human rights considerations, the government still recognizes them.

But if this is brought to the Olympics, it would be no different from shitting in the street.

Of course, human rights are just an excuse. The deeper reason is to divide the lower classes and cover up class contradictions.

Otherwise, if the lower class rednecks find out one day that their economy is controlled by the squids, it might be the mustache 2.0. (End of this chapter)