The host, please be more restrained! The Strategic Propaganda Bureau can no longer make up stories

"Li, what are you going to give me? I want your national gift porcelain, that little yellow jar, I like it very much."

When Li Yunfei heard this, he rolled his eyes and complained: "Levin, are you making a wish here?"

"I still want that thing. Do you think it's possible?"

Things like state gift porcelain are usually only given to foreign presidents. Individuals do have a chance of obtaining it, and the probability is not low, as high as one in more than two billion.

After all, over the years, only three people have obtained it as individuals. This thing is called state gift porcelain, but it can also be called the Tokyo University version of Aladdin's lamp.

Levin touched his nose and asked, "Is there no other way?"

"Li, you have a wide network of contacts. Can you help me get one? I will definitely reward you."

Li Yunfei shook his head and said, "Even if you bring me the lithography technology, there is no hope."

"Besides, you don't have the photolithography technology either. You also import it from abroad, but we are almost successful in developing it."

"If you really want it, I'll tell you a way that has a certain chance of success."

"Speaking!"

"It's very simple, nuclear-flat chicken in a basin." Li Yunfei said.

"Li, I suddenly feel that I don't want your national gift porcelain that much anymore." Levin wiped the sweat from his forehead and waved his hand.

"It's not that difficult actually. We can just blow up the Yasukuni Shrine's toilet."

"Let's talk about something else. It's good to talk about something else!"

Li Yunfei looked at Levin, shook his head, and said, "I really gave you a chance, but you are useless!"

"It seems I have to do this myself. Sooner or later, I will flatten the chicken in the foot basin and blow up the Yasukuni Shrine toilet. No, I will renovate it and really use it as a toilet!"

If someone else said this, Levin would not believe it, but when Li Yunfei said this, he really believed it, at least 10% of it.

Although it is unlikely, what if this gentleman succeeds?

The audience in the live broadcast room looked at the timid Levin and felt really disappointed with him.

"Ambassador Levin, what are you afraid of? Whether it succeeds or not, it is worth it to be remembered in history!"

"I can't even imagine who would have raised his historical status if he had blown up the Yasukuni Shrine. Even if it's not as good as Fenglangjuxu, I'm afraid it won't be much worse!"

"I missed an Aladdin's lamp. Tsk tsk tsk, this foreigner just doesn't know what he is talking about."

"Director, you know me well. If there is a chance to blow up the Yasukuni Shrine, please leave it to me and don't give me a way out."

After Li Yunfei and Levin finished their meal and were about to leave, the man and woman not far away also plucked up the courage to come over.

These are not killers, they are just fans of Li Yunfei and a couple traveling to Abu Dhabi.

The two looked at Li Yunfei and said with emotion: "Mr. Li, hello, hello, you are really much more handsome than in the video!"

Li Yunfei enthusiastically shook hands and took photos with fans without any airs.

His popularity made Levin next to him a little surprised and jealous.

If it weren't for the official preparation, it would be almost impossible for Levin, as an ambassador of the Eagle Sauce, to be recognized when shopping privately.

"Ambassador Levin, hello, hello, we know you too. Can we take a photo together?" The young couple said to Levin after taking the photo.

Levin was a little surprised, but he did not refuse this request.

After the three of them took a group photo, the young couple said with emotion: "Ambassador Levin, you are really much more beautiful than the woman in the video."

"In the video, you looked like a man, but now you look more and more like a woman!"

Levin: "..."

After taking the photo, the young couple left contentedly.

Levin looked at the two people who were very open and asked, "Li, are they scolding me and my mother?"

Li Yunfei glanced at Levin and nodded. Levin has indeed changed a lot in the past few years, becoming more and more feminine, and even having two big thunders on his chest.

Judging from the amount of shaking when he walks, it’s probably not a bra, but real breast augmentation.

"Levin, are you really deformed?"

"No, no, I just had a minor surgery and have been injecting female hormones over the years. Is the change obvious?" Levin asked, touching his face.

Li Yunfei didn't say anything, but moved his gaze to three inches below Levin's navel.

"It's just an inch or two. Actually, it's good to be a woman." Levin said without any concern.

Li Yunfei's face changed when he heard this. He then realized what the minor surgery Levin was talking about was.

He has changed his identity from Brother Peng to Sister Yueyue!

"Levin, I don't admit defeat on anything else, but I really admit defeat on this. You're a real man, no, you're a pure woman!" Li Yunfei said with emotion.

The audience in the live broadcast room were really impressed by Levin.

"Laugh at the jokes, not the people. Ambassador Levin is a real man!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I will never be able to look Ambassador Levin in the eye again."

"No, is this really just a minor operation?"

"Good guy, he's a ruthless man. He's gone from a prince to an adult. I'm really impressed."

"I just want to ask, how should I fill in my gender on this ID card?"

"There are more than a hundred genders in the Eagle Sauce, and there must be one gender that suits Ambassador Levin."

Levin and Li Yunfei left the restaurant. Li Yunfei was very conscious and began to keep a certain distance from Levin.

Like repels like, opposites attract. Now that things have changed, we should be more careful about the limits.

Levin looked at the young couple and said with emotion: "Li, you Dongda people are really special among the yellow people."

"I can already tell at a glance which one is yours and which one is the Korean Japanese."

When Li Yunfei heard this, he immediately retorted: "We are all yellow people, is there such a big difference?"

"Are your eyes made of 24k titanium alloy?"

Levin shook his head and said, "No, no, no, it's the Koreans who have a natural fear of us."

"When we met them on the road, they would just take a detour and lower their heads, not daring to look at us at all."

Li Yunfei nodded and asked, "What about our people?"

"You are different. You are not afraid at all, just like that couple. You will look at them curiously, and even come over and invite us to take a photo. There is a sense of provocation in your eyes." Levin said as he imitated them.

Li Yunfei looked at his imitation and was stunned for a moment. This imitation was so exaggerated that it was a bit clumsy.

“Are we really curious?”

"Of course not. Our intelligence department conducted an analysis and came to two conclusions. One is that you are interested in foreign specialties."

"Specialties, what specialties?"

“The American troops stationed there!”

Li Wenfei nodded after hearing this. This is indeed possible.

I took photos with the American soldiers on display at the International Defense Exhibition.

"What's the second reason?"

"It should be to practice speaking. Why aren't you afraid of us?"

"That's because my grandfather really beat your grandfather, and my father almost beat your father. Now it's our turn." (End of this chapter)