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Chapter 83 Sweating Eagle Sauce

Saraf and Hussein looked at each other in bewilderment at this moment.

The two blamed each other for a long time, and both saw the innocence in each other's eyes.

This explosive international melon also made the audience in the live broadcast room very happy.

Even though the vast majority of the audience were outsiders and the simultaneous interpretation headphones were not very accurate, they could all see the words of injustice hanging above their heads.

"Good boy, this is a confession."

"It's exciting. I didn't expect that there are so many shady plots behind the Middle East."

"I suddenly realized that Da Piaoliang's actions were really ruthless!"

"My goodness, the two brothers have been swinging sticks for decades, and now when I look at the medical records, most of their bodies are knife wounds [covering their faces]"

"I suddenly realized that the factory manager was a genius. How did he come up with this solution? He called both parties together to have a chat and resolved the conflict."

"Brothers, do you see? This country is like a relationship. You must communicate in time after a quarrel. This can resolve most conflicts."

"I would like to call this the factory director's conspiracy the top level in modern times. It's absolutely amazing, really amazing!"

Saraf looked at Hussein, frowned, and asked, "Did you blow up our oil wells in Sarab two years ago?"

"We are all believers in Allah. We were one family decades ago. Am I sick? Why would I blow up your oil well?"

"I have oil wells too. Although not as many as yours, it's enough. And we don't have any idea about oil."

boom!
Hussein slammed the table, pointed at Saraf and asked righteously: "Don't change the subject, did you blow up our oil tanker?"

When Saraf heard this, the grievance on his face was so strong that he said excitedly: "I am sick! We in Sarab are the major oil producers!"

"Why did I blow up your oil tanker? To provoke your revenge?"

"What do you think we in Sarab will do with this kind of loss-making business?"

It seems that this kind of thing that caused the two countries to have mortal hatred was not done by either of them!

After the two men finished cursing, they both turned their gazes toward the distant west.

At this time, a bald eagle smiled slightly and sneezed continuously.

"Excellent, really excellent. Old Deng is sitting in his office right now. He might sneeze so hard that his dentures will probably fly out."

"I really can't understand. Have they never suspected that there was a third party involved in all these years?"

"As the saying goes, a lamp is not bright unless it is lit, and a candle is not bright unless it is unplugged. Sometimes this is all that matters."

"It feels like without thousands of years of wisdom, one wouldn't have thought of this divine move."

"I guess if the bald eagle is watching the live broadcast right now, he must be sweating profusely."

"Brothers, do you see that to cure illnesses, you still have to see a Chinese doctor!"

Li Yunfei listened to the argument between the two sides and made a rough summary.

The conflicts between these two groups of good brothers can be roughly divided into four types.

The first one: I did do it, but there must be a reason for it. So, you decide whether I should pay compensation or apologize!
The second type: I did it, but I was instigated by someone else and I believed it at the time.

The third type: I didn’t do it, but I rushed over after receiving the news. However, as soon as I got there, you pinned me to the ground and beat me up.

The fourth type: Neither side took action, but they started fighting in a confused manner. Then someone claimed responsibility for the incident, and then that person disappeared, and it ended up becoming a mess.

In short, there was nothing to worry about, and even if there was something, it wouldn't have to come to a head.

The most difference between Sharab and Hussein is their beliefs, but that is like you saying corn is delicious and I saying rice is delicious.

But this problem shouldn't have become what it is now!
Hussein looked at Saraf at this time, and suddenly felt that this young man seemed much more pleasing to the eye.

He took the initiative to extend his hand and said, "Brother, there is an old Chinese saying that a man who knows the current situation is a hero. Should we sit down and have a good chat?"

"Well, I think what you said makes sense, not just for us." "I think the people of Allah in the entire Middle East should find an opportunity to sit down and have a good chat." Saraf also extended his hand.

After the two shook hands, they touched their noses together to show their affection.

Li Yunfei scratched his head while listening to what the two said. He felt that there was something wrong with Hussein's old saying, which sounded like a colonel.

However, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong. At this time, shouldn't brothers fight outside the wall to defend against insults?

Forget it, it’s good enough for two Middle Eastern people to know that a man of insight is a wise man.

Levin, the head of the US delegation who had been paying attention to Li Yunfei, entered the live broadcast room at this time. When he saw the scene in the live broadcast room, he felt like he was struck by lightning.

Oh my god! How did Sharab and Husseira make peace with each other?

He looked at the comments in the live broadcast room, barely guessed what had just happened, and spat out a mouthful of blood.

No, he can’t do that!
How can he reconcile these two guys?

No, no, no, if they make peace with each other, then all the bad things we have done will be exposed, right?
No, this matter must be reported to the Commander-in-Chief immediately!
"Eagle sauce, I, Saraf, will never reconcile with you!"

Hussein patted Saraf on the shoulder and said helplessly: "We are too far away from them, we can't reach them!"

"Allah taught us that if we do not take revenge, our descendants will suffer. Do we think that all these years of fighting are in vain?"

Hussein sighed and said, "There is nothing we can do. We can't defeat them, and we can't reach them. We can only block their cargo ships to vent our anger."

Li Yunfei listened to what the two said and suddenly said, "Don't you have a spokesperson for Eagle Sauce in the Middle East?"

"You can't hit Eagle Sauce, but you can hit that guy. Hitting his ass is like hitting Eagle Sauce in the face."

When the two heard this, they immediately understood and laughed.

The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned.

"I can see that the factory director is really an expert. If this happened in ancient times, he would definitely be a top strategist!"

"It made me laugh to death. The two of them cursed at each other."

"Ever since I was a kid, I felt that there was something wrong with that place. There was chaos and fighting all over. There must be someone behind this."

"Brother, everyone knows about this conspiracy, but being able to get everyone to sit down together and resolve the conflict is real skill."

"Hahahaha, this is a good opportunity to increase the strength of the hexagram. They're probably going to suffer a lot."

"That's right, we are all brothers. We can quarrel, but we can't let outsiders bully us!"

"At this moment, Lao Mi and Liumangxing were crying together in the toilet."

The news of the reconciliation between Sarab and Husseira soon spread beyond the live broadcast room and became explosive news.

Not only domestic netizens, but even overseas netizens are eating the big melon at this moment.

"Without 5,000 years of history, it would be impossible to come up with such advanced wisdom as reconciliation!"

"Let me predict that that area will be quiet for a long time."

"I like this bad idea, it's really great!"

"We Chinese medicine practitioners have an old saying: There is no poison in speaking out. Now you all agree!"

Middle Eastern netizens were so angry when they watched the live broadcast and editing video that they slapped their thighs.

The leaders above also greatly appreciated Li Yunfei's move, and some even considered letting him work in diplomacy. He is simply a diplomatic genius that is rarely seen in a century.

Everyone has wanted to take care of the mess in the Middle East, but how? For decades, billions of people around the world have not figured out a solution!
This reconciliation is truly amazing. Just the scene of the two shaking hands is enough to be included in history textbooks.

When the Eagle General Commander Joseph Raynor heard the news, he immediately sat up from the bed: "Fuck!"

(End of this chapter)