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Chapter 129 Premiere
April 1st.

"Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels" was released across the D&B cinema chain.

"Hey, what kind of movie is this Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels? A comedy? Give me a ticket."

"Liang Jiahui, hey? Who is this handsome guy? He's quite handsome, the most handsome among these four people."

"Handsome boy, Huang Ze doesn't know him either. Is he sent by the ancient tomb?"

"Two copies of Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels!" A girl handed over the money, full of joy, and next to her was a man in glasses who looked like he had lost all hope in life.

A Qiang was speechless. It was originally about watching a movie, but in the end he spent a long time coaxing his girlfriend, and in the end they still had to go to the movie.

Even though he knew it was a comedy, he felt like he wouldn't be able to laugh throughout the entire show.

Human joys and sorrows are not the same.

Now, not only is he not affected by the laughter of people around him, but he finds them noisy.

After buying the tickets, Azhen walked in with her boyfriend Aqiang. Without even looking for a seat, she pulled Aqiang and trotted to the first row.

She remembered clearly that the poster said that Huang Ze's premiere was held in this cinema.

Then Huang Ze must be here.

And he saw a group of people gathered somewhere in the first row. Need I tell you who was there?
Squeezing into the crowd, Ah Zhen breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Huang Ze signing autographs. She handed over an album of Huang Ze's and watched Huang Ze sign the two words "Huang Ze" on it. Then she began to look for a seat with satisfaction.

"what!"

I don’t know how many words I signed, but Huang Ze felt a little strange in his wrist. He put down the pen and shook his wrist.

"Mr. Huang is really popular!" Pan Disheng, who had nothing to do and came over to support Huang Ze, said with a smile.

"Hey, there's nothing I can do."

“But this is both a welcome and a pressure!”

After signing, Huang Ze turned his head and looked at the cinema.

This large cinema with more than a thousand seats was packed with people, most of whom were young faces.

Based on the approximate number of signatures just now.

Most of the people here are his fans who come to support him.

such a pity!
There aren't enough moviegoers in Hong Kong Island. Otherwise, they could just find a stadium to hold the premiere, fill it with thousands or tens of thousands of people, and make enough money from one show.

After a sigh, Huang Ze walked up at the host's invitation.

After all, most of the people who came to support him were his fans, and it was a movie he starred in. It would be really unkind of him not to show up.

Huang Ze wants his fans to know that he is not thinking about the money in their pockets.

Making movies and acting in movies are all for the purpose of giving back to everyone.

Well, that's it. Not only did he spend money, but he also felt that it was well worth it, and I made money again.

"Huang Ze, you are the lead actor this time. Have you ever learned acting? Do you think it's difficult to act?"

"It's okay. I've filmed music videos before, so I have some acting skills, right?"

"You haven't acted in any of your previous movie appearances. How did you get the idea to be the lead actor this time?" the host asked again.

"Who said it hasn't been performed before?" Huang Ze smiled.

"Actually, every time I direct a movie, I play a role in it. You can find it if you look carefully."

"Except for one time when I really didn't show up, but my voice was there! It was the role of Su Lizhen's husband in In the Mood for Love, and I played it myself."

"As for why I want to be the lead actor," Huang Ze paused, "This role is a bit simpler, and I also want to give back to my fans. I don't like holding concerts, so I'll meet you all in this way..."

A bunch of creative staff chatted nonsense for more than ten minutes, then left the stage, and the theater suddenly became dark.

Amid the anticipation of the crowd, the movie officially began.

When the foursome was first introduced, everyone was quite interested.

Because the characters are introduced through freeze-frame shots and narration, it gives people the feeling of reading a comic book.

This is a novel way of doing things.

Then, everyone was a little confused. From the main plot, we can see that the four-member group raised money to send the talented Ah Jin to gamble.

But what about the other characters? I have no idea what all these characters are for.

As the performance went on, it deviated to other places. For example, everyone thought that the next scene was going to be about A Jin starting to gamble, but the perspective suddenly changed to the gangster boss.

The gangster boss took out an auction book with photos of two antique guns on it. He told his subordinate Dasha Cheng Kuian, "It seems that the old man is short of money. He wants to auction these two antique guns. The starting price is one million."

"I want the goods, but I don't want to pay for them. What do you think I should do?"

"Boss, if we just rob him, we'll have everything." The big fool Cheng Kuian looked perverse and cruel.

"Okay, Dasha, go find two capable men to go to his house and get the gun back for me. Don't use our own people, lest this matter be tied to us. As for who you want to do this, it's up to you, as long as they're not idiots."

"Don't tell them how much those two guns are worth!"

The scene changed and two people appeared in the picture.

One is Nat Chan, who looks silly with short hair and a stupid expression.

The other one is Chen Peisi, a man with a big afro and shifty eyes, who only appears once in a few thousand years. Most of the Hong Kong audiences don’t know him, but after seeing this face, they still think it is quite funny.

Both characters have dull looks on their faces.

Everyone felt a little uneasy. The gangster said as long as they were not idiots, it would be fine. Why did it feel like he found two idiots?
Read on.

Dasha Cheng Kuian assigned the task of stealing guns to the duo of stupid thieves. They were required to take out all the items in the gun cabinet and hand them over. The other items taken from the room belonged to the two men and they were free to do with them.

"Who is the employer? Who is our boss?" asked Chen Baixiang in a seemingly shrewd manner.

"You just need to know that I'm your boss." Dasha naturally couldn't tell anyone about his boss, and even emphasized, "You only need to know this much."

……

When Ah Jin was participating in a gambling game with the gangster boss with 200,000 yuan collected by four other people, the duo of stupid thieves took action. They went to the house of the old man who sold the gun.

When it appeared again, even though we couldn't quite understand the plot, we still couldn't help laughing.

Chen Baixiang is wearing stockings on his head, that's true, but what are you doing with fishnet stockings? The mesh is almost the size of a coin, what's the point?

In order to avoid ruining her afro hairstyle, Chen Peisi didn't even wear fishnet stockings, but just used something that looked like a thong to cover her nose.

What he was doing left his companions, who were holding several shotguns, speechless.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"I'm forcing them to tell me where the money is hidden." Chen Peisi held a candle and burned the soles of the tied-up old man's feet.

"You idiot, can't you see they have no money? They can't even afford new furniture. They already have the guns, so why are you so crazy?"

"Every time I work, I have to burn other people's feet!" Sighing helplessly, the short-haired stupid thief played by Chen Baixiang was about to bend down to put down the gun in his arms and have a good talk with his companions. This bending down just saved him from danger.

An old man appeared at the door with a shotgun in his hand. He fired a shot and was pushed to the ground by the recoil.

Just as he was about to stand up, a foot stepped on it, "Watch out, you almost blew my brother's head off, big brother, big brother?"

Along with the call, Chen Peisi's afro with a piece missing appeared, and wisps of green smoke rose from the gap.

"The dialogues are okay, and the small plots are OK, but I don't understand what the purpose of arranging so many useless plots is." A Qiang felt that he could vent his dissatisfaction, so he took the opportunity to criticize.

"Huang Ze must have a deep meaning behind this arrangement. If you don't understand, don't speak!"

Ah Zhen rolled her eyes at her boyfriend and didn't say much.

Because he couldn't understand what the film was about.

I was just trying to save face for myself and my idol.

As for this film.

Too messy!
She even felt that keeping only the stories of the four main characters, the two stupid thieves, and the gangster boss would not affect the viewing experience, but make it more streamlined.

Of course, it’s not very streamlined, and it feels like there are two main plot lines.

As for the Indian who grows hemp, the white man next door who sells drugs, and the middle-aged man with no hair, no eyebrows, and who collects debts with his son, with a look on his face that says "I am not a good person".

Its absence doesn't seem to affect the story at all.

"Huang Ze, what are you doing!" Ah Zhen frowned, clasped her hands together, and prayed silently, "Don't make it a mess next time that no one can understand!"

"If the whole film is like this, I will probably be laughed to death by my boyfriend."

(End of this chapter)