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Chapter 280 Xia He is the most evil person in the whole world
In fact, Gao Wenfeng wanted to stay in the world of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils to take a look, because he had nothing to do if he returned to his own world. He searched for other worlds in his room every day. It would be great if he could put this useless energy into the world of Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils.
But something big happened in the world of Under One Person!
Still a real big deal!
Gao Wenfeng lit a cigarette for himself, sat in the office, looked at Xia He who was sitting honestly and properly opposite him, and took a few deep puffs of the cigarette.
"Xia He, tell me, what on earth did you do, and how did you do it?"
Gao Wenfeng didn’t know what to say now, because Xia He was pregnant!
This is true, unexpected!
Xia He's eyes rolled around in a flurry, "This... that... you can't blame me. And how did I know that the condom was broken? None of this is my fault!"
When Gao Wenfeng heard this, he put out his cigarette and asked, "You really don't blame you?"
Xia He said with a serious face, "Really, no matter what, it's really just some misunderstandings, it's just a coincidence, I haven't done anything against the will of heaven!"
"Yes, you didn't do anything unjust!"
The cigarette that Gao Wenfeng had just lit was put out again. This was really too horrifying!
Gao Wenfeng was so shocked that he didn't know what to say. Even the knowledgeable Gao Erzhuang dared to just eat the melon quietly without saying anything. Hu Linglong even took a melon and squatted there, biting it slowly. This melon was so sweet!
"Yeah, I didn't think about these things."
"It's broken! The protection is broken. Have you been keeping the Byakugan costumes all this time?"
After Gao Wenfeng learned about what happened, he immediately went to investigate what happened. Then he found out that the condoms were torn, and not just one, but all two were torn, as they were all pierced by needles.
Xia He rolled up her sleeves, slapped the table, and stopped pretending, "Can you blame me for this?"
Xia He touched her belly with a maternal smile on her face!
"I see, you're pregnant too, so what are you going to do?"
Gao Wenfeng understood what was going on at a glance, but he couldn't figure out what to do about it.
"Stop eating melon seeds and stop eating melons. Let's all think of a solution. If there is no solution, we can only go to the old Taoist priest and see if he has any solution."
Gao Wenfeng felt a headache when he saw Gao Erzhuang eating melon seeds and Hu Linglong eating melon.
The situation here is urgent, and these two people are still just sitting here watching the show. It's really not good.
"It doesn't matter, as long as we don't say anything, we won't find out anything!"
"You see, this can be concealed!"
Hu Linglong shook the test report and told her own plan, which was to delay it until the baby was born.
"What should we do when the baby is born?"
Gao Wenfeng was almost laughing out of anger. What kind of idea was this?
What kind of idiot could come up with such an idea?
"Double sticks, that means Xia He gave birth to a pair of double sticks, or maybe three sticks. Anyway, no matter what happens, just say that it was Xia He who gave birth to them."
Hu Linglong smiled awkwardly and told her own idea.
"Shut up. Don't mention this unlucky method anymore. It's useless because you can't guarantee that all these things will happen! We don't have the ability to do that."
Gao Wenfeng laughed out of anger once again. All weapon refiners had control over their bodies at the level of body hair.
"Taoism also does not allow random killing, let alone killing one's own children. Let's use this method!"
Gao Erzhuang proposed his own solution, and everyone nodded in agreement. That’s right, let the old Taoist priest take charge!
"Old Heavenly Master, I have a great news to tell you. Your disciple's wife Xia He is pregnant. Although we are not sure how many babies she is pregnant with, we can be sure that she is pregnant. During the routine physical examination, we found that Miss Xia's HCG value was high, which is a sign of pregnancy. She will soon have a dear grandson, or a granddaughter. What do you think? This is a good thing, right?"
Gao Wenfeng took out his phone and called the old Taoist priest, then told him that Xia He was pregnant and that he would soon have a biological grandson or granddaughter.
This can indeed be considered as biological children, because Zhang Lingyu and Zhang Zhiwei are from the same clan. They are not only master and disciple, but also clan relatives, both from the Zhang family of Longhu Mountain.
"Good news, indeed good news. I will go to take a look in two days. Xia He's pregnancy is a big deal. I will definitely go to take a good look. At that time, our Longhu Mountain Zhang family will arrange special personnel to take care of her. I didn't expect that little Lingyu is going to have a child. This is really a great thing. Longhu Mountain should hold a banquet!" The old Taoist priest was very happy when he knew that his apprentice's wife was pregnant, because there was actually a difference of three or four generations between Zhang Lingyu and the old Taoist priest. Although he was an apprentice, he was a great-grandson in the family tree. This meant that his great-grandson's wife was pregnant. If you really check the family tree, you can even say that five generations live under the same roof!
So the old Taoist priest was very happy.
"It seems that you are really happy. Then let me tell you something that will make you even happier!"
Hearing Zhang Zhiwei's hearty laughter, Gao Wenfeng immediately felt that he should laugh even more heartily, so he decided to tell Zhang Zhiwei a great piece of news.
"Good news, what good news? Is Xia He pregnant with twins? If so, that's really good news. If it's a boy and a girl, it's really a good word. Xiao Lingyu is amazing!"
The only good thing Zhang Zhiwei could think of at this time was twins. As for other good things, he could not think of them at all.
"Everyone, you have heard that my apprentice's wife is pregnant, and it is very likely that she is having twins. This is a great thing. Don't forget to come to my Longhu Mountain for a drink in the future. I will hold a big banquet at Longhu Mountain. You must come and show your respect when the time comes."
At this time, Zhang Zhiwei was at the Ten Lords meeting, talking with several other Ten Lords. The reason for their gathering this time was because Mazu Goddess appeared. They all came to see Mazu Goddess, and Mazu Goddess came with her clone in Hu Jian, Lin Mo Niang.
"Are you going to have a big feast? It's because your apprentice's wife is pregnant. Do you need me to bless her? I also have the ability of Guanyin, the Goddess of Childbirth. This is given to me by the Buddhists. I can increase the talent of the child in your apprentice's wife's belly. Are you interested? If so, I only need ten tables of banquet here!"
Mazu was talking about ten banquet tables, but she actually held up three fingers.
Lin Mo Niang immediately pressed down the three raised fingers one by one, "Mazu Niang said ten banquet tables. You see, Mazu Niang's hand is clenched into a fist, which means ten!"
"I see. Isn't it just a banquet of ten tables? Even if it is a banquet of ten long tables, I can afford it. Longhushan is not short of money now."
Lu Jin looked at Zhang Zhiwei, who was grinning from ear to ear, touched his chin, and decided to give him a good slap in the face.
"Old Heavenly Master, if I remember correctly, your apprentice's wife seems to be Xia He, the Bone Scraper from the Four Madmen. She's pregnant, which is indeed a good thing. It's even better that she's pregnant with your apprentice's child. You want to hold a banquet, and I'm happy for you, but don't forget the Four Madmen. They are like brothers and sisters, and they are also qualified to attend this banquet. Where are you going to put them? They are the most evil people in the whole group!"
Lu Jin smiled. He knew that these things were not a big deal, but saying this would hurt the old Taoist priest's reputation, because he knew what kind of relationship Zhang Lingyu had with the old Taoist priest. He couldn't bear to see the old Taoist priest having five generations living under the same roof, because he himself had not yet had five generations living under the same roof.
Zhang Zhiwei waved his hand, "It's okay, I'll just prepare a few banquets for Quan Xing and the others. You know, I don't differentiate between good and evil. Xia He and Ling Yu are both good children!"
"Old Heavenly Master, since you care so much about children, let me tell you another piece of good news. You will soon have more than two disciples!"
Gao Wenfeng had no idea what was going on over there. The old Taoist priest had turned on the loudspeaker on his cell phone, but he was speaking through a Bluetooth headset, which has a noise reduction function, so he had no idea what was going on over there.
After Gao Wenfeng finished explaining these things, everyone was so frightened that they almost slid off their chairs. This was really too much.
"Xia He's ability is really evil. Is she the most evil person in the entire Quanxing?"
Lu Jin shuddered all over. This news was really scary.
"Has Xia He's ability evolved to the level of Zi Mu He? I've only seen this kind of thing in Journey to the West!"
Mu You also shuddered. This matter was really too scary, but he decided not to tell this matter to anyone, because if he did, the matter would become even bigger!
Zhang Zhiwei moved his mouth but said nothing.
"Old Heavenly Master, I know you are anxious, but please don't be anxious. I will tell you what I know first. Otherwise, I think this is going to explode!"
The old Taoist priest's eyes were calm, and everyone present stopped breathing temporarily. Only Goddess Mazu reached out and stealthily took a bag of spicy strips, and began to eat them quietly, but her ears were close to Zhang Zhiwei, fearing that she could not hear clearly.
Because there were so many people, God couldn't say too much, and could only reply, "It can't explode!"
"It is indeed possible that it will explode, because this matter is really a bit troublesome."
Gao Wenfeng looked at the bottle of spring water in front of him and shuddered. This thing was indeed a bit scary. (End of this chapter)
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