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Chapter 302 Mazu's Live Broadcast Room
Chapter 302 Mazu's Live Broadcast Room
For people like Zhu Houzhao, most of these things like Pan Lu and Deng Xiaoxian are innate. If you are not born with them, then you really don't have them. So there is no way to learn them, and there is no need to learn them.
Therefore, they are more concerned about those magical martial arts, like those magical skills in the Tianlong world. These things are very important to them, because they can make them immortal. Although not immortal, being able to live forever is already very good, and it is quality longevity, which is most needed for those emperors.
[Lin Daiyu: The Mountain Classic seems quite weird. Do we really need something like this?]
【Wang Duoyu: Indeed, the Mountain Scripture is indeed very strange. Wen She practiced poison and was known as the Poisoner of the World. He rewrote the Mountain Scripture into an internal skill to prevent others from using this scripture that records poison to harm others; the resurrection of the Three Whips Taoist was due to his diligent study and practice of Wen She's Mountain Scripture, so he believed that Yuan Shisanxian also came back to life. In summary, the Mountain Scripture has the ability to bring people back to life, but this seems to be an ability only possessed by Wen She's Mountain Scripture. As for other people's abilities, I have no idea.】
[Gao Wenfeng: I have no idea what abilities the Mountain Scripture has, but I can be sure of one thing, that is, the Mountain Scripture is indeed very powerful. This is a skill that is difficult to explain clearly, but it must be a skill different from the internal energy training, so I want to take it and see what kind of skill the Mountain Scripture is. It feels like it may be a skill to cultivate spiritual power like Wuqing, but it doesn't seem like it, so I want to take it and see.]
【Wang Yuyan: You don’t know and you want to get it? Then do you know where Yuan Shisan is? 】
[Gao Wenfeng, I don't know, but I definitely know Zhuge Zheng, and Yuan Shisan must be in the officialdom of the Song Dynasty, because he is the chief steward of the Southern Song Dynasty's Ministry of Internal Affairs and is deeply trusted by Song Gaozong. In this era, he should also be a court official, but I don't know what kind of official he is, so I plan to look for him.]
[Wang Yuyan, do you want to enter the officialdom? ]
[Gao Wenfeng: I have this ability. My incarnation has become a student of Su Shi and is preparing to take the exam in Hangzhou. I think I have the ability to pass the exam and become a Jinshi. The officials of the Song Dynasty were quite powerful.]
[Wang Yuyan: Do you want to reform the Song Dynasty? This is not an easy task. The emperors of the Song Dynasty are too weak. Without strong tactics, it is impossible to reform them! ]
[Gao Wenfeng: It's okay. I have another clone who entered the palace as a Taoist priest and doctor. He is treating Gao Taotao and is also preparing to teach Song Zhezong martial arts. I have many clones, so we can work together in multiple ways.]
[Jiang Yuyan: Clone? How many clones can you create?]
[Gao Wenfeng: It's just the ability of multiple shadow clones. There are probably only a few thousand of them, because I can't store energy in other worlds. However, these clones can't practice. They can only do things within their ability. The time limit is about one year. Don't worry, my clones are still very limited and will not cause any great harm to your world.]
【Zhang Sanfeng: But it will still cause harm, right? You can't trust everything you say.】
[Gao Wenfeng: But you can’t veto it, right? ]
[Gao Yuliang: You are right, that is why I will not enable any permissions! Because I know that you guys are not good people! ]
【Zhang Sanfeng: You are right. We are not good people. In this world, good people will be eaten by us.】
Zhang Sanfeng never thought of himself as a good person. He was just a Taoist priest and had no concept of good and evil.
After all, the Taoist profession has always produced divine men and even more ruthless men. Zhang Sanfeng is both a divine man and a ruthless man. Now he has changed his job to become a great virtuous teacher, specializing in organizing rebellions!
So the moral values are long gone!
[Gao Wenfeng: Don't say that. The fact that we can come here means that we are the virtues of our respective worlds. Do you understand?]
【Zhang Sanfeng: The virtue of rebellion? 】
[Gao Yuliang: That's called leading the peasants to launch an uprising and overthrow the corrupt feudal dynasty! ]
【Zhang Sanfeng: I am not a farmer! 】
[Gao Yuliang: But the main body of the rebellion is the peasants, isn't it? Your Taoism has been playing these tricks since the beginning, right? From the Great Sage Master to the Sun En Uprising, they were all just. I have to say that rebellion is really your Taoism, organized, disciplined, and purposeful, much stronger than ordinary peasant uprisings, and always able to bring great damage to the dynasty! In ancient times, Taoism was much more threatening than Buddhism.]
[Ania Fudge: What are you talking about? Why doesn't Ania understand? Aren't we supposed to work hard for world peace? ]
[Gao Wenfeng: It’s nothing, we are all Ultraman, we are fighting monsters in our own worlds! ]
【Zhang Sanfeng: Yes, we are all fighting little monsters. 】
Everyone knows that it is not good to discuss these things in front of the children, so no one talks about them anymore.
[Ania Fujie: Can I watch Ultraman's special effects film with my parents? Ania wants to watch it with her parents, and she also wants Becky to watch it with her. ]
【Lin Daiyu: Of course, I will help you. 】
[Aniya Foger: Thank you Sister Lin, Sister Lin is so nice, Aniya likes Sister Lin the most. ]
【Lin Daiyu: Sister Lin also likes Anya. 】
Lin Daiyu was just worried about having no friends to play with, when luckily Anya came. This kid is quite nice and someone she could play with. Otherwise, if she just stayed with these old foxes, she would become cunning.
After chatting with everyone, Gao Wenfeng came to the scene of the Flying Fat Mantis vs. the Qin Terracotta General. It is really a place where a hundred flowers bloom, with male and female stars from the 1970s to the millennium all here.
These people have all practiced Mingyu Gong, and have all regained their peak appearance. They all look to be around 28 to 35 or 36 years old, full of collagen, and at their most charming.
"It really is a garden full of colorful flowers. I wonder what these people would be like if they were seen by outsiders."
Gao Wenfeng took out a gourd and started drinking.
"Sniff." Mazu sniffed hard, and then she smelled the scent of wine, and it was the best wine. Upon smelling the wine, Mazu floated up and flew towards the place where the aroma of the wine came from.
"What a drink!"
Mazu looked at the gourd in Gao Wenfeng's hand and said, "I never realized that this thing is a treasure!"
The eyes of Mazu goddess now turned into starry eyes, real cross star eyes. Gao Wenfeng could see a cross star of at least sixty watts. The brightness was really dazzling. Gao Wenfeng couldn't help but squint his eyes. Then his hand lightened, and the gourd came into the hands of Mazu goddess.
"Good wine, what's in this wine?"
Mazu made an ice cup and poured the wine from the gourd into a cup.
"Sniff."
Mazu sniffed it carefully again, then took a sip, "This wine contains snakes, which are very poisonous. There are also toads, toads with strong fire poison. Just smelling them makes you feel like your blood is burning. There are also silkworms. Is it to neutralize the fire poison? No, it is the combination of the two poisons, so the toxicity is not so strong. Combined with the previous snake venom, it can strengthen the body. No, there are also herbs. Those herbs are used to repair the body. You really have good stuff in your hands. How much is this wine?"
After analyzing the composition of the wine, Mazu opened her starry eyes and looked into the gourd. "Hiss, a sea of volume!"
Mazu's sensitivity to water allowed her to clearly know how much wine was in the gourd, which was a whole ocean's worth of wine.
"It seems that the previous intelligence was wrong. What is the relationship between you and Linglong Hu, the king of Black Tiger Mountain? The fights you showed before were purely physical collisions. You two simply touched each other's arms, and then a pressure of more than ten thousand pounds was released. It's really interesting. I don't know what the hell you are doing? Your strength should be more than a hundred tons, right? A collision can produce the explosive power of more than a hundred kilograms of high explosives. If you attack with all your strength, you should be able to get the power of a ballistic missile, the maximum power of a non-nuclear bomb. I really don't know what the hell you are doing!"
Mazu weighed the wine gourd in her hand. She could adapt to the weight, but that didn't mean others could. According to the words in Journey to the West, Sun Wukong could only carry a mountain, but not a sea.
This power is not something that ordinary people can possess.
"Indeed, we have known each other for a long time. Black Tiger Mountain Lord wanted to find someone to act out a play, so we helped him find someone to act out a play. It just so happened that we also wanted to suppress the newly rising Chu Ma Xian, so we used Black Tiger Mountain Lord to suppress them. Otherwise, the Chu Ma Xian would have caused a lot of trouble in the Northeast Region."
How could the Lord of Mount Tai, the master of all mountains, not know about the existence of the Black Tiger Mountain King? From the moment the mountain king was born, he was remembered by every mountain, not to mention that this was a mountain king who had lived for a thousand years?
How could the Lord of the Mountains not know the existence of the Mountain King!
From the very beginning, the fight between the two was just a pure game relying on their own weight. They were just colliding with their own weight and did not use any powerful force at all. The old Taoist priest had already seen it, so he cooperated in acting out a play in order to deceive those who could not see it.
After all, if the Lord of the Mountains really wants to take action, he can use the three mountains and five peaks to smash people.
Even if Gao Wenfeng's strength was not as strong as it is now, he could still burst out thousands of tons of force.
So it was just a game at the time, and the battle looked like a cat show.
"You should be a man of gold and jade, right?"
Mazu looked at Gao Wenfeng and asked, she felt that Gao Wenfeng's bones were no longer human bones.
"I haven't reached that standard yet. My body is still of human standard, but my body density is 10 times that of humans. My weight has already broken through."
When Gao Wenfeng mentioned his weight, Mazu's pupils shrank. This was really scary. He was not worried because his weight was also measured in tons, and his body density was incredible.
"That's really scary. That means you probably weigh nearly two tons now."
Gao Wenfeng, "About that, probably around two tons. I haven't weighed it. I usually rely on my own energy to levitate and walk."
Gao Wenfeng's weight was originally normal, but after he received enhancement, it became abnormal.
Up to now, he has undergone three enhancements, and each time his physical fitness has doubled. The so-called doubling of physical fitness actually means doubling of body density.
So far, his body density has reached 10 times that of an ordinary person. If he could not replenish himself with the energy of Haoli Mountain, he would not be able to move now.
This is because if a human's physical fitness reaches ten times that of an ordinary person, then the energy supply required by this person will be 100 times that of an ordinary person.
There is no way a normal person's food supply can reach this standard. Even if one possesses the Six-Storage Immortal Thief, he cannot achieve this standard, because this level of energy supply cannot be provided by existing human food. If a person wants food replenishment, he needs to eat a day's worth of food from a blue whale, or even more.
"You are really terrifying. You haven't eaten enough until now, and you haven't even shown your true body. You can't even use the means you are best at. You caused the celestial phenomena to change within a thousand miles before, but that was just caused by your instinct. Your ability is much stronger than that of the old Heavenly Master, but it's a pity that you can only fight for one minute at most!"
The more Mazu spoke, the more excited she became, because she had discovered Gao Wenfeng's weakness. There was no way she could fight him directly. A guy with only one minute's fighting power would not be able to suppress her.
"Then will we fight?"
Gao Wenfeng asked a question, and Mazu stopped talking immediately. What a joke! How can we fight?
Battle? The battle between the Lord of the Sea and the Lord of the Mountains? Isn't that the battle between the Fathead and the Flying One in Pokémon?
How does this work?
One thrown into the sea and the other thrown into the mountain?
Don't be ridiculous, this game is simply unplayable.
This game will destroy the world.
"Okay, let's take a look at this flying mantis fighting against the Qin Terracotta Warrior General. Really, you can't find anyone to play with even though you want to. You didn't even absorb any power of faith. It's really interesting!"
All gods need to absorb the power of faith. Only when the faith is sufficient can they become stronger. However, Mazu felt that the Lord of Mount Tai in front of her was using pure energy without the slightest faith.
"That fat flying mantis performed quite well. His body was as fat as a ball and as light as a bird. He was really amazing. What do you think would happen if we made this fight public?"
Mazu looked at the scene in front of her and directly opened her live broadcast room.
“You still do live streaming?”
Gao Wenfeng took a look at the live broadcast room of Mazu, and saw that there were millions of people watching as soon as it opened.
"Yes, I opened a live broadcast room, and as soon as it was opened, there were millions of people watching. You can see how popular I am with them."
Goddess Mazu nodded, and Gao Wenfeng looked at the millions of people again. They were indeed talking there, but no one was giving any rewards. He looked again and found that the reward function was turned off.
"You didn't offer any rewards?"
"I don't need tips. As a god, I get my own salary every month. I don't need tips from others. And my salary is not low. So far, more than 100 countries around the world have given me a monthly salary of 500 million. In other words, my monthly salary is 60 million. I have an annual income of billion, which I can't spend all of it."
Mazu covered her mouth and smiled without showing her teeth. An annual income of 60 billion is higher than the annual income of many companies, but this is only the basic salary of Mazu.
"It's really horribly high. Six billion yuan a year in salary is higher than the company's annual revenue."
"Don't be ridiculous. Your company's annual revenue is less than 60 billion. That's because you pay a lot of taxes and employ a lot of superpowers. At the same time, you have so many scientific research projects going on. If it weren't for these things, your annual revenue would be at least billion, right?"
Mazu Niangniang knew about Naduotong Company, which is a courier company, but it has never made money from the courier business and relies entirely on other businesses.
"Don't say that. Our company is a real express delivery company. We do research and employ people just to make our express delivery better."
When Gao Wenfeng was talking to Mazu, millions of people had already seen the flying fat mantis fighting the Qin Terracotta General. Everyone was stunned. They didn't expect that Wang Jing and Zhang Yimou were actually fighting.
[This is really a big drama. I never thought that the so-called flying fat mantis fighting the Qin Terracotta Warrior General was actually real. Where did Mazu live broadcast it? ]
[Don’t ask about this. What we should do now is to pray to Mazu. Mazu finally started a live broadcast. Why are you looking at this nonsense here instead of praying to her?]
[Mother Mazu, when will Da Dao Gong wake up?]
[Mazu, are those female stars real people? How did they regain their youth?]
A few sharp-eyed people have already noticed the female stars who have regained their youth. Some of the female stars from the 1980s and 1990s have regained their appearance of being in their twenties or thirties, and they are really too attractive.
After this news spread, the number of people in the live broadcast room directly reached tens of millions.
Everyone started asking how those stars regained their youth. Many people wanted to regain their youth, and they all asked Mazu. Mazu might have felt the prayers of these believers, so she took a look at the live broadcast room.
"They regained their youth because they practiced the Mingyu Kungfu, which is only practiced by people in the entertainment industry. This method can restore a person's youth and also keep a person young forever. Don't even think about it. This is specially provided for the entertainment industry to practice. Don't even think about practicing it. If you want to practice this Kungfu, you must at least be admitted to a regular film and television school, otherwise don't even think about it."
Mazu spoke the truth, which made many people feel a little confused.
Although many Kung Fu techniques are now public and everyone can practice them, no one has ever thought that there are Kung Fu techniques specifically provided to people in a certain circle. This is really unacceptable to them, and they think it is a privilege.
"This is not a privilege. This is a patent that film and television schools bought at a high price. They only allow their own students to practice this skill. Some management companies also bought a skill for their hired artists to practice. You must know that there is nothing in this world that cannot be bought. Even if you want to pray for my blessing, you can pay to see me. As long as you can climb up the iceberg, I can meet you."
It is true that you can see Mazu Goddess by paying, but the prerequisite is that you have to climb up the ice cap that is higher than the Himalayas. If you can't climb up, then don't bother to see her.
"Also, if you want to keep your youthful appearance, there is actually a way. As long as you practice a certain skill to a certain level, you can slow down aging."
"It's been said in martial arts novels that those who practice Taoist Kung Fu have white hair and youthful looks. Isn't that what you want?"
"People in their sixties and seventies look about the same as those in their thirties and forties. Apart from their hair, their faces haven't changed much."
"And practicing Taoist Kung Fu can at least allow you to live to over a hundred years old."
"Don't forget that those Taoists lived to be eighty, ninety or even a hundred years old in the living environment of ancient times. In today's environment, if you practice Taoist Kung Fu, you can at least live to be over a hundred years old."
After Mazu finished speaking, everyone believed it immediately because Mazu had never lied.
Everyone knows that in ancient times or a few decades ago, the average age was only in his 30s, but now the average age is over 70 years old, and there are more and more elderly people. All these changes are brought about by modern medicine.
So everyone knows very well how long a person can live in modern society. With sufficient medical insurance, living to eighty or ninety years old is no problem.
If your physical fitness is better, you can live a barrier-free life in your eighties or nineties.
Then everyone started asking which kind of kung fu would make people live longer.
"Kung Fu that can make people live longer. Then I need to ask about it."
After looking at everyone's knowledge, Mazu looked at Gao Wenfeng.
"Hunyuan Gong can make people live longer. If your physical fitness is not very good, you can practice Yijinduanbone Pian. This thing can change a person's bones. If it doesn't work, you can take medicine. The Dragon and Tiger Pill sold at Longhu Mountain can make a person have internal strength. As long as you have internal strength, you can ask others to help you to operate it, so that your physical fitness will gradually improve. This method can be used even for paralyzed old people. Even if it is a vegetative person, you can turn those pills into water and feed them, and then other people can help the vegetative person to practice. In short, in this world, if you want to practice, there are many ways!"
Gao Wenfeng also wanted to make the world stronger, so he told everyone all the methods he knew.
When Gao Wenfeng was talking about these things, the number of people in the chat group increased, and now it has exceeded 8000 million.
Jin Yuanyuan was sitting in his office at this time. He wiped the sweat from his head after looking at the number of people in the live broadcast room, and then looked at the two Young Master Wangs beside him.
"This live broadcast room has 8000 million viewers. Can it still hold up?"
Wang Ye took a sip of wolfberry tea. "No problem. We can definitely handle it. I found Ma Xianhong and asked him to build a powerful enough server system for us. You may not know who this Ma Xianhong is, but I can tell you that he is the most powerful weapon refiner in our alien world. He is much stronger than the one we just recruited."
"Stronger than Steel Egg? How stupid would that be?"
Young Master Wang immediately thought of the weapon refiner egg he had just collected, who was not a very smart guy.
He felt that the more powerful the weapon refiner was, the dumber he might be.
"What are you thinking? Gangdan is a special case. There is only one weapon refiner like him. Otherwise, do you see Yuan Tao is like that?"
The corner of Wang Ye's mouth twitched. He couldn't understand what Young Master Wang was thinking. Why did he think Ma Xianhong was an honest man?
"Master Yuan Tao is indeed not like that. He is quite smart."
"Gangdan is also very smart, and very smart. You have to know that Gangdan is the limit of ordinary weapon refiners."
Wang also knew very well that ordinary weapon refiners were not as strong as Gangdan.
(End of this chapter)
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