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Chapter 497: The Wisdom of the Cultural and Tourism Bureau
"Comrade Lin Mo Niang, your relationship with Comrade Wu Ben is indeed a bit troublesome. You two are indeed married in the database!"
When the people from the Civil Affairs Department said these things, they didn't know what they were talking about.
Because this matter is indeed ridiculous. Who would have thought that these two gods were actually registered with the Civil Affairs Bureau?
And he used his real name.
"What did you say? I was really married to that brat, how is that possible? I don't remember any marriage between him and me?"
Mazu's face turned black. At the same time, a strong wind suddenly blew up on the sea. Waves of thirty to fifty meters high continued to emerge all over the world. The whole sea seemed to be angry!
All the gods in the world of Under One Person looked towards the direction of the sea. They all wanted to know what had happened and why Mazu was so angry.
"What happened? Why is the Queen Mother so angry?"
"I don't know, but something that can make the Queen Mother so angry must be a big deal. Everyone knows that the Queen Mother has the best temper!"
"It's scary when a person with a good temper gets angry. People who are often angry just make a scene and then it's over, but when a person with a good temper like this gets angry, it can turn the world upside down!"
"You're right, but shouldn't we go to the sea to rescue people?"
"Who are you saving? Don't you feel that although Mazu is angry, she still has her bottom line and didn't let those people get into trouble?"
"It's just because Mazu is the goddess of the sea. Once she gets angry, the sea will be turbulent. This kind of thing is inevitable. So, we don't need to save people, we just need to prevent those huge waves from rushing to the coast."
"Why do I see those waves all heading towards the southern Fujian area? What happened there?"
"I don't know, why don't you go ask!"
"Who's going to ask? Goddess Mazu is angry, we just don't need to get involved. Why are you asking about this? Are we crazy?"
"Could it be related to Baosheng Dadi? Hasn't the relationship between the two of them always been bad?"
According to folklore, Baosheng Dadi and Mazu had known each other for a long time. After Baosheng Dadi attained enlightenment, he saw that Mazu was dignified and virtuous, so he began to pursue her. Mazu also gradually fell in love with Baosheng Dadi.
But suddenly one day, Mazu saw the pain of a ewe giving birth, so she resolutely cut off her feelings and severed all ties with Baosheng Dadi.
Baosheng Dadi was very upset after being abandoned, and as a result, he turned his love into hatred. He cast a spell to make it rain on the 23rd day of the third lunar month, the birthday of Mazu, so that the heavy rain would wash away the powder on Mazu's face and let her experience the feeling of losing face.
Mazu was proud and arrogant, and she also performed a ritual to blow the wind off the hat on Baosheng Dadi's head when he was on his way out on the 15th day of the third lunar month, the birthday of Baosheng Dadi.
Therefore, it often rains on Mazu’s birthday, and it is often windy on Baosheng Dadi’s birthday. This is the origin of the Han folk meteorological proverb "Da Dao Gong brings wind, Mazu brings rain".
Everyone and every god knows that the story between Mazu and Baosheng Dadi was an artificial match.
Baosheng Dadi is a little better. He is just a god who cures diseases and saves lives. Moreover, no one will say anything if such rumors are made about a male god.
But it’s different for Mazu. As a goddess, once such a rumor is spread, it will spread widely and have a great impact, so Mazu is extremely taboo about this matter!
Because many female gods got a so-called husband because of these rumors, like Chang'e, who was formerly called Heng'e, but was called Hengwo even earlier, and existed alone as the star god of the moon.
But in the Han Dynasty, Hengwo's name was changed to Heng'e, with the character "女" added to the name. Later, in order to avoid the taboo of Emperor Wen of Han, Liu Heng, the star god of the moon was changed to Chang'e.
At the same time, she also changed from a god of the Moon to a dancer on the Moon, and had a husband and descendants.
The pairing of Dong Wang Gong and Xi Wang Mu also appeared in the Western Han Dynasty. Before that, they were both individual male and female gods, but in the Western Han Dynasty, they became a couple!
In short, all the goddesses had changed from being single to being married women by the time of the Western Han Dynasty. From then on, matchmaking between various gods of different genders became a common thing.
It was under such circumstances that Mazu and Baosheng Dadi gave birth to a couple!
Then, because of the appearance of Dadaogong Feng and Mazu Poyu, the couple separated again.
But no one asked Dadaogong whether he wanted this, nor did anyone think about whether Mazu wanted it. In short, it was just put together artificially!
What's even more outrageous now is that I don't know who is so smart and crazy that he has issued a marriage certificate to these two people at the Civil Affairs Bureau. This is a very scary thing!
Mazu went to find Baosheng Dadi that day, and then Baosheng Dadi’s temple was directly overturned and his palace was smashed!
Everyone knows that Mazu and Baosheng Dadi had a big fight, but no one can tell what the reason was.
Since the parties involved would not speak, and those who knew about it dared not speak, the matter became a mystery. However, the two of them took out a large amount of incense and gold bricks and asked the authorities to find out who had done this stupid thing for them. In short, after finding out, the two gods decided that they must repay them well!
Gao Wenfeng touched his nose. There was really no way to investigate this kind of thing.
I can guarantee that this kind of thing must have been done by the local Culture and Sports Bureau.
It is not the first time that many cultural and tourism bureaus have appeared and done something to promote their own tourism culture.
Sometimes things are good, sometimes they are bad, but generally speaking they are neither good nor bad.
This is what happened to Mazu and Baosheng Dadi. In the past, this kind of thing might have happened.
It's just about letting two gods get married, it's not a big deal.
Anyway, the ID cards and passports of these gods have all been processed.
It’s no big deal to get them a marriage certificate, and all of this is fake.
But when Mazu and Baosheng Dadi really appeared, things became troublesome, because these two gods became real, and the real gods got married, which was really a big trouble.
Fortunately, no one knew about this. The gods would not check their own marital status, so this matter has been kept busy. However, this time, Mazu suddenly wanted to check her own affairs, so she asked, and then the fun was great.
"You really can stir up trouble. What do you think of this kind of thing? You actually asked Mazu to check your marriage status. Do you know that there is chaos all over the country?"
Gao Erzhuang put his hands on his waist and looked at Gao Wenfeng and began to scold, "What on earth are you thinking about? How could you let them investigate these things? Don't you know how many fun cultural and tourism activities there are all over the country?"
"This is not just a move in one place, but a lot of places have been moved. Now, there are fun things happening all over the country. How do you think this problem should be solved?"
Gao Erzhuang scratched his hair. He didn't know how to solve this problem.
He can control things on the Internet, but he can’t control things in real life.
Many people have progressed from online verbal abuse to offline PK.
This is really a big deal, and it's not just happening in China, it's even more serious abroad.
Mazu has believers all over the world. Mazu is a very widespread belief. There are a large number of believers among seafarers all over the world. The total number of these believers may not be less than that of those small branches of Catholicism.
At this moment, when Mazu Niangniang truly exists in the world, her number of believers is in the hundreds of millions.
Hundreds of millions of believers represent the strength of Mazu, who is extremely powerful among all gods.
Everyone in the West worships the strong, and the strong among gods are especially worshipped. Their God has never appeared, but Mazu has really appeared in front of everyone, and her strength is so powerful that she can control the entire ocean.
Therefore, the number of Mazu's believers is almost as high as that of the three major religions. When these people found out that Emperor Baosheng could marry Mazu, they were immediately furious. It's not that they don't allow the gods they believe in to get married, but they don't allow Mazu to marry such a weak god.
So they blew up all of them one by one, and they even planned to blow up the temple of Baosheng Dadi.
In other words, Baosheng Dadi is not a minor god and has hundreds of millions of believers, otherwise his overseas temples would have been destroyed.
"What does this have to do with me? I just talked to Mazu and wanted to ask Emperor Baosheng to borrow his power to bless the people so that no one would need to take various vaccines. But who could have thought that this would happen?"
"Then why don't you go find the King of Medicine? The King of Medicine Sun Simiao and the Medical Saint Zhang Zhongjing are all amazing and have become gods. Why don't you go find them? They can do these things, too."
Gao Erzhuang also knew that there were other gods who could take the place of the gods, and he didn't understand why they didn't go look for these gods?
“They have few believers!”
Gao Wenfeng also gave the answer. Those people have fewer believers. Although the King of Medicine and the Medical Saint also have their own temples and many believers, compared with Emperor Baosheng, they still have too few believers.
"Yes, there are many believers in medical gods. You should know the saying that the prayers experienced within the walls of a hospital are more devout than those in a church."
"That's true, but you have to know that there are too many gods in the field of medicine. Sun Simiao, Zhang Zhongjing, Hua Tuo, Bian Que and other famous doctors who were written into history books all have their own temples and their own believers."
"Because they can all cure people, and there are a large number of people in the medical profession and medicine who will offer them sacrifices, and they have quite a few believers."
"If you look at the total number, many religions don't have as many followers as theirs."
"But don't forget, there are too many of them. Even if you add them up, it seems like a lot. But if you really divide them up and give them to each person, there won't be much. There are too many gods in the field of medicine. There are hundreds of famous doctors in total, and there are other gods who share their believers."
"Like Lü Dongbin, he is one of the Eight Immortals and the patron saint of doctors and pharmacists. He also needs his own offerings. And because the legend of the new White Snake has spread so widely, many people know that Lü Dongbin is a god of medicine. What do you think we should do about this kind of thing?"
Gao Wenfeng took out the pantheon of gods that he had placed in Haoli Mountain and found all the gods related to medicine on it. There were as many as one or two hundred of them.
"Do you understand? These are all in the name of temple sacrifices. As long as they are worshipped, they are considered gods here. No matter if they are gods of the land, mountains, or any other gods, they are all in the system of gods."
"It's true that they have a lot of believers, but if we look at each one individually, can they be as many as the people who protect the earth? So I won't go find one person who can get the job done in one go, but I'll go find more than 100 people and talk to them one by one. I don't have that much free time!"
Gao Wenfeng's own time is also very precious. If he were to talk to these 100-plus gods, I really don't know how long it would take.
Although these 100-plus gods might be able to finish talking to him quickly, what happens after the conversation?
These famous doctors are generally in big cities, and many of them are in one place, such as Hangzhou or Beijing. So how should the interests of these crowded places be divided? Should we give it to one person or to a group of people and then let them share it?
This is no small matter. Once interests are involved, even doctors will resort to knife-wielding.
Moreover, many of these doctors do not have good relationships with each other because of the problems in the medical systems they have studied, and the relationships between them are not that good.
If there were not enough believers and their respective interests were not guaranteed, they would have fought each other to the death long ago.
After hearing these things, Gao Erzhuang understood that he had to ask Baosheng Dadi for help. If not, something serious would really happen.
"But we are not familiar with Da Dao Gong. We don't have a very close relationship with them. We are from the northeast and they are from the southeast. These are two different directions. Moreover, we can't use the people from the company. What should we do?"
Gao Erzhuang scratched his head, unable to figure out what to do.
"Don't think about it. I've already submitted this idea to the report. They will handle these matters. We don't need to worry about these things anymore. What we need to do now is to see what's going on with Hu Linglong. It's an earthquake in Northeast China!"
Gao Wenfeng also withdrew his hand at this time to observe Hu Linglong.
Because Hu Linglong has been in Tianchi for a month, and all forces have been staying there during this month, no one knows what has happened.
Gao Wenfeng wants to go over and take a look!
(End of this chapter)
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