Chapter 1Life is fun

"Do you know? This time the Fengleimen is recruiting disciples, and the Gouwa and the idiots in our village have all passed the test! They will be able to enter the Fengleimen to learn martial arts in a few days!"

The warm wind is blowing slowly, and the rising sun hangs high in the eastern sky.Among the thatched wooden huts, three middle-aged women dressed plainly stood in the sun basking in the sun, and one of the middle-aged women said casually.

"What's so strange about this? Didn't Liu Qing, the village chief's son, enter Fengleimen last year and learn martial arts well? I have personally seen Young Master Liu Qing beat a big wolfhound to death with one punch!" Another The women said braggingly.

"That's right! The Wind and Thunder Gate is here, and it has brought great benefits to our village. Now the children in the village can enter the Wind and Thunder Gate to learn martial arts as long as they pay some registration fees and pass the assessment. In the future, they don't have to be like the ones in our village. A man is like a woodcutter."

"That's needless to say! Speaking of it, the children in our village have been going up and down the mountains and rivers since they were young, and their bodies are very strong. There is no reason why they should not pass the assessment of the Fengleimen."

"After this time, all boys above the age of 14 in the village should have entered the Fengleimen, right? In the future, these children will have a bright future if they learn martial arts well from the Fengleimen."

"Who said that? Isn't there another person in our village who hasn't entered the Fenglei Gate?"

"There's another one? Who is it? Oh, you mean that kid from the Lin family, Lin Fan?"

"Isn't it him! He's already sixteen or seventeen, and he still spends his days chopping firewood and hunting in the mountains."

"Bah bah bah! Why are you mentioning him so well? Bad luck! His mother is a bitch who ran off with a rich man. He might be someone's child. It just so happens that he is someone else's bastard! You didn't look at him Is it different from other babies once born?"

"Shhh... here we come, don't even talk about it." A middle-aged woman saw a boy approaching not far away, and hurriedly said to the other two women. After speaking, she pretended to laugh and changed the subject. "Ah! Aunt Liu's family, you're really in a good mood today!"

"Yes! Yes! It's really comfortable to bask in the sun in the morning!" The other two women also saw the boy, and quickly echoed and laughed.

The boy's body was a little thin, he was wearing a sleeveless rough leather jacket, his bronze-colored strong arms were exposed, he was carrying two bundles of firewood, his head was slightly lowered, his forehead was covered by slightly longer black hair, and a pair of somewhat gray eyes were exposed.The boy was very beautiful, with gray eyes, a tall nose bridge, thin lips, and a pointed chin.It looks like a creamy niche, but a scar on the right side of his forehead adds a wild flavor to it.The most memorable thing is that the pupils in the boy's eyes seemed to be shattered, like stars in the night sky.

"There is no ass hole in a son! Sooner or later, the whole family will die!" Hearing the ridicule of three women from a distance, Lin Fan raised his face and cursed in a low voice.Women are natural quarrel masters, a man who quarrels with a woman is a fool, and a man who quarrels with a group of women is crazy.Lin Fan knew that he would get no benefit from arguing with these women, so he just cursed a few words in his heart, he couldn't hear them anyway, no matter how harsh the curse was, it didn't matter.After scolding, Lin Fan was helpless again.

Life is fun, because life fucks me.Lin Fan felt that in his previous life, uh... no, it should be said that in his previous life, 2c must have been a heinous and heinous villain, so God played him like this.

Glancing at the thatched cottages in the surrounding villages, Lin Fan confirmed his thoughts even more.If not, other people would come to the big family to be the son of a son through time travel, but he would come to this poor mountain valley to suffer, not to mention having no money and rights, and being abandoned by his mother to take care of a drunk father.

In my previous life, I was a little black boss anyway. Although I didn’t accept many younger brothers, there were hundreds of them. I just picked up girls if I had nothing to do. I collected protection fees and took my younger brothers to earn territory. The only serious thing I did was to take care of the elderly. mother.

Thinking of his elderly mother, Lin Fan couldn't help but sighed.Now that I come to this place where the birds don't shit, I don't know what will happen to my mother.I hope that those two bastards will really take their mother as their mother as they said when they swore together.

Loyalty, filial piety, benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and faith are the seven characters. Lin Fan feels that when people walk in the world, if they are loyal and filial, if they are not filial, they are not worthy of being human.Besides, if you are not even filial to your own parents, you still pat your chest and say that you treat each other's parents as your own when you are sworn in?Only a fool would believe it!

Fortunately, God still has a bit of humanity. Although he was assigned to such an unfortunate family, at least he didn't take back his extremely handsome appearance, and he was even more handsome than in his previous life!Every time he went to catch fish in the river, Lin Fan would be intoxicated by his own reflection in the water for a long time.

so handsome!I am a man and I can't help but fall in love with myself.

Touching his face, Lin Fan was thinking, who is so lucky to be able to marry such a super invincible handsome guy like himself.

Little Siyu?Well, it's almost her.

While being narcissistic, Lin Fan walked forward and unknowingly came to a small courtyard built with small earthen walls.

The door of the yard was not locked, and although there was nothing valuable inside, it was cleaned very neatly, and it could be seen that the owner of the house was also a clean person.

"Aunt Wang! I put the firewood here." Without knocking on the door, Lin Fan walked into the yard and put the firewood next to the door, and shouted to the only thatched cottage in the yard.

"Xiaofan, come in and have a rest, drink some water." An old woman's weak voice came from the thatched cottage.

"No, Aunt Wang, I'm leaving." Although Lin Fan said so, he didn't move a step, looked at the thatched cottage with a smile, and counted in a low voice: One, two, three, open the door.

"Zhi..." As if hearing Lin Fan's order, with a slight knock, the door of the thatched cottage opened, and a young girl came out from inside, a beautiful young girl!This girl is none other than Aunt Wang's daughter, Wang Siyu.

Mrs. Wang's husband went hunting in the mountains a few years ago, but unfortunately he was killed by wild animals, leaving only the old, young, orphan, daughter and widow in the family.The name Wang Siyu was given by Lin Fan's alcoholic father, so the two families have some friendship.After Aunt Wang's husband passed away, Aunt Wang, who was already frail and sickly, suddenly collapsed. Siyu wanted to take care of Aunt Wang at home, so Lin Fan took the initiative to undertake some physical work of chopping firewood.

Speaking of which, Lin Fan's alcoholic father, Lin Quan, was an outsider. He came to Liu's Village more than ten years ago and became the only scholar in Liu's Village.Lin Fan's mother was from the next village, and she married Lin Quan because she liked Lin Quan as a scholar and thought that following Lin Quan would make her happy.Unexpectedly, after getting married, Lin Quan had no intention of earning a living. Instead, he was addicted to alcohol all day long, and his life was very difficult.I thought that after having a child, Lin Quan would change, but I didn't expect that after Lin Fan was born, Lin Quan would still drink all day long, and then when Lin Fan was eight years old, he cruelly left Lin Fan and his son and followed other men. gone.

As for his mother, if he thinks from a mother's point of view, although Lin Fan doesn't hate his mother, he can't forgive her.He had asked Lin Quan before if he hated his mother, but Lin Quan said something very philosophical in a magnetic voice.

"Fan'er, you have to remember that in this world, no matter what you want, you have to give something. No matter what you do, someone will always be hurt. If you don't want to hurt others, you can only hurt yourself. "

Pack!It must be pretending!Lin Fan thought that Lin Quan was delirious because of his mother's departure, otherwise how could he say such nonsense?In this world, the state of the world is cruel, people do not do it for themselves, heaven and earth are destroyed, and no fool will hurt himself for others.

Of course, Lin Fan was also curious about Lin Quan's background. He even suspected that Lin Quan was a stowaway who had done something outside to abduct and sell underage girls. After being exposed, he ran here to take refuge.Otherwise, how could a good scholar suddenly come to such a place where no shit.Lin Fan still admires Lin Quan's talent and learning.

When Lin Fan was a child, he also asked where Lin Quan came from. Every time Lin Quan's figure shook, his eyes showed a confused and sad look, and then he took a sip of strong wine, coughed a few times and ignored Lin Quan. Where.However, Lin Quan once drank too much, and said unexpectedly: "As a father, he dominated the Moshang Realm back then, if he didn't get it later..."

Lin Quan's words stopped when he reached this point, it seemed that the thing he got later was so important to him that when he talked about this thing, Lin Quan was a little bit sober.

Street?Lin Fan shook his head and smiled wryly. This was the first time he had heard of this term. He had only heard of Commercial Street, Food Street, and Red Light Street before, but he had never heard of Moshang Street.Is it a kind of commercial activity in this world?Specialize in sneaky things?Street?Touch the street?Sneaky?Lin Fan felt that this possibility was very high.

Well, Lin Fan felt that the alcoholic old man had started to faint again. Every time he fainted before, the old guy would tell him about gods, ghosts, gods and Buddhas. Between his words, it seemed that he was still a great big shot.

Lin Fan pouted every time, just fantasizing!Who wouldn't?He used to fantasize about traveling to a planet with only women, and then selflessly bestow the purest love on every woman on the planet.However, who has ever seen a daydream come true?

Lin Fan didn't know if Lin Quan was a big shot, but he knew that although Lin Quan was not as handsome as he was, the decadence and aristocratic temperament he inadvertently revealed while drinking was definitely the fatal poison for countless little girls.

But it doesn't matter, when Lin Fan was 14 years old, when Lin Fan went out to hunt and came back, Liu Quan had already left.Lin Quan came quietly and left quietly, leaving behind only a piece of paper and a white jade flute.There was a line of fluent characters written on the paper: Fan'er, I left for my father. If there is a destiny, I will see you later.In addition, if you see your mother in the future, remember to return this Bai Yuxiao to her, and tell her that I, Lin Quan, have failed her.

Oh shit!Damn old man!Uh... Civilized society, civilized language, Lin Fan felt that it was inappropriate for him to scold his biological father like this, but every time he thought of this incident, he couldn't help but yell.Father!You haven't bought a car or a house for your son, and you haven't given your daughter-in-law and grandson millions of New Year's money. How could you just leave?

Let's go!Lin Fan originally thought that after the alcoholic father left, he should be able to live a happy life and care about it. If nothing happened, he could take a little girl home to spend the night and talk about his ideals in life.But it wasn't long before he despaired and broke down.

When the beauties of our village turned their heads back, a cow next to them was scared to death; when the beauties of our village turned their heads twice, all the boys in the village jumped off buildings; the beauties of our village...

It's not that Lin Fan is bragging, he's very picky about beauties.Throughout Liujia Village, men and women, old and young, only Wang Siyu can be called a beautiful woman!

There is an old saying: beautiful women should take flowers as their appearance, the moon as their god, willows as their posture, ice and snow as their skin, autumn water as their posture, poetry as their heart, birds as their voice, and jade as their bones.Wang Siyu deserves to be called this kind of beauty, Huamao, Luna, Liutai, Snow Skin, Qiuzi, Jade Bones.Lin Fan doesn't know if he has the heart for poetry, but he was taught by his alcoholic father when he was young, so it's not bad if he thinks about it.Otherwise, Lin Fan wouldn't be foolish enough to help with coolies.

This little girl must be anxious to see herself.Seeing Wang Siyu approaching, Lin Fan thought badly.

Wang Siyu is very iconic, with black hair tied behind her head, a pair of pure and flawless eyes under her smooth forehead, and wearing a simple but clean white dress.Walking in front of Lin Fan, Wang Siyu took a look at the firewood on the ground, took out a handkerchief and wiped Lin Fan's sweat, and said with a smile, "Why did you bring firewood again? There is still some left from the day before yesterday. Seeing that you are so tired sweating."

"Why are you being polite to me? We are all from our own family." Lin Fan shook his head and smiled, and while speaking, his eyes fell on Wang Siyu's chest.

Wang Siyu is one year younger than Lin Fan, and has just turned fifteen this year.Although she is young, Wang Siyu's body is quite mature, her lordosis is convex and her chest is no worse than those stars who wear three layers of thickened underwear.Many times Lin Fan wanted to reach out to confirm whether Wang Siyu had added cushions inside, but after Wang Siyu slapped him and ignored him for two days, he didn't dare anymore.

Women are stingy, and you won't lose a piece of meat if you touch them!

Lin Fan has always been curious about how Wang Siyu's body developed so well. After careful observation and investigation, he finally found out that the reason why Wang Siyu's body is so well developed is entirely due to her liking to eat a kind of wild vegetable on the mountain.The taste of this wild vegetable is not very good, it is a bit bitter, but after tasting it carefully, it has a special flavor.

If Lin Fan could have discovered that wild vegetables can increase breasts, he would not have been a gangster in his previous life, and would directly open a breast enhancement clinic, and he would be famous as a pure natural, pollution-free green medicine.Don't those people just love green things?Green medicine, green food, and green hats... A wild vegetable, with the name of invincible grass jelly, sells for 200 yuan, isn't it a hair?

"Who is your family?" Wang Siyu blushed and gave Lin Fan an angry look.

"What? You want to renege on your debt? When you were young, you said you insisted on marrying me. I didn't agree, but you even forcibly kissed me! Right here!" Lin Fan immediately pointed at Wang Siyu when he heard what Wang Siyu said. Mouth smirked.When he was seven years old, he played house with Wang Siyu, kissed Wang Siyu on the lips, and said that he wanted to marry Wang Siyu, but Wang Siyu was not allowed to marry him.The young and ignorant Wang Siyu thought that he had suffered a disadvantage, and immediately retorted that he must marry Lin Fan, and threw Lin Fan down on Lin Fan's mouth, and kissed her back when Lin Fan kissed her.

Thinking of this incident, Lin Fan felt that if he was born in ancient China, those five most beautiful men in ancient China, such as Pan An and Wei D, would be fine!Let's all go home, wash and sleep.

Hearing Lin Fan mention this matter again, Wang Siyu's face became more ruddy, and a seductive peach color rose from the neck of the goose.

"I don't care about you anymore, mother asked you to have dinner together at night." Wang Siyu gave Lin Fan a sharp look, then turned and ran back to the house.

Lin Fan smiled, turned and walked out of Siyu's house.

Liujia Village is not too big, with a total of more than 300 households. Wang Siyu's house and Lin Fan's house are not far away, just walk down a small dirt road.

"Lin Fan!" Lin Fan was walking when an angry shout came from the front.

Lin Fan was taken aback, his brows frowned, and he looked up at the few teenagers ahead.He knew all these boys, and the one standing in the middle was his love rival.This person's name is Liu Qing, the son of the head of Liujia Village, he is used to being arrogant, and after entering Fengleimen to learn some martial arts, he doesn't take anyone seriously.

Because of Wang Siyu's relationship, Lin Fan was often beaten by him.Lin Fan was a black boss in his previous life, so he naturally knew some martial arts, but the real Chinese martial arts in the 21st century are only superficial, so there is no match for Liu Qing.

"Lin Fan! I warned you that if you seek Siyu again, I will break your dog legs!" Liu Qing widened his eyes and angrily scolded Lin Fan.

Lin Fan was used to this kind of thing, he knew that he couldn't escape even if he ran. Hearing what Liu Qing said, he immediately looked around for the things in his hand.

Seeing that Lin Fan was silent, Liu Qing gritted his teeth and waved his hand. "Break his dog legs for me!"

The other three teenagers had been with Liu Qing for a long time, and they were not timid. Hearing Liu Qing's order, they immediately picked up the sticks and bricks on the ground, jumped up and surrounded Lin Fan.

Lin Fan squinted his eyes, and his heart skipped a beat. He spotted a slightly short boy on the left and jumped at him.

Among the few teenagers, only Liu Qing has learned martial arts, and the other three have just entered Fengleimen, so they don't know any martial arts.The short boy was a head behind Lin Fan in height, "Ouch!" Lin Hao knocked him to the ground with a loud sound.

Lin Fan knocked down the young man, and ran into the woods regardless of what happened to the young man.

"Want to run? Hmph!" Seeing this, Liu Qing sneered, took two quick steps forward, then jumped, and caught up with Lin Fan in the blink of an eye.

Lin Fan knew that Liu Qing had learned some martial arts at Fengleimen, so he would definitely not be able to outrun Liu Qing, so he immediately threw himself down, picked up a thick wooden stick on the ground, turned around and threw it at Liu Qing.Regardless of Lin Fan's thin body, he has been used to chopping firewood all year round, but he has developed a lot of strength. When he swung the stick, he also made a whistling sound.

Liu Qing didn't expect Lin Fan's reaction to be so quick, and he was startled, but he was in mid-air with no leverage, and it was too late to dodge.

"Crack!" With a crisp sound, the wooden stick hit Liu Qing's leg and broke in two.

"Ah!" Liu Qing yelled in pain, feeling even more angry in his heart. After landing, regardless of the pain in his leg, he jumped up from the ground and punched Lin Fan in the stomach.

Seeing this, Lin Fan immediately dodged to the side, his reaction was not unpleasant, but he still couldn't dodge Liu Qing's punch, and was immediately hit by Liu Qing's fist.

"En!" Lin Fan snorted, and punched Liu Qing's face reluctantly, forcing Liu Qing to retreat slightly, and his body quickly rolled to the side to avoid it.

Liu Qing was hit on the leg by Lin Fan with a stick, and his heart was full of anger. How could he let Lin Fan go like this? Immediately, he put his feet on the ground, turned over and sat on Lin Fan's body, and before Lin Fan could react, his fists rained fell towards Lin Fan's face.

After a while, the other three teenagers also caught up, punching and kicking Lin Fan.

Lin Fan gritted his teeth, suddenly roared, reached out and grabbed Liu Qing's hair, raised his head and slammed Liu Qing's head heavily.

"Boom!" With a muffled sound, both Lin Fan and Liu Qing's foreheads were split open, and blood flowed out from the wound.

Seeing this, the other three teenagers were startled, and hurriedly grabbed Lin Fan's limbs, and pinned Lin Fan to the ground.

Liu Qing stood up, touched his forehead, looked at the blood on his hands, his eyes shot out raging anger, roared, and kicked Lin Fan.

"You bastard! How dare you hit me?! Your mother is a bitch! You're a bastard!!" Liu Qing cursed angrily, kicking Lin Fan's body.

A gentleman uses his mouth but doesn't move his hands. Lin Fan is a gentleman, and now he can't move his limbs, so he uses his mouth.

"Bah!" Lin Fan opened his mouth wide, and spat on Liu Qing's face.

Liu Qing was taken aback for a moment, then gasped angrily, wiped away his saliva, cursed loudly, and kicked Lin Fan's head. "Mongrel!"

"Boom!" With a muffled sound, Lin Fan was kicked by Liu Qing and passed out.

"Young Master Liu, he's fainted." Seeing that Lin Fan's eyes were closed, one of the teenagers quickly stretched out his hand to test Lin Fan's nostrils, and said to Liu Qing.

Liu Qing kicked Lin Fan again, then tore off a piece of cloth from his clothes, covered his head, and glared at Lin Fan through gritted teeth. "Pick him up and follow me!"

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