Datang: Longevity for Thousands of Years, Exposed by Xiao Sizi

Chapter 138 Let’s wait until Master Qin comes back to discuss everything!
Wei Zheng, Du Ruhui and the other three also lowered their heads, their shoulders twitching constantly.

They were laughing too.

They wanted to hold it back, but they couldn't.

Your Majesty actually...actually had a stomachache from bloating himself.

Everyone waited.

But it didn't take long, and Li Shimin walked over with a relaxed look on his face.

Then, he casually threw the silk in his hand to Li Junxian.

"Old sir, let's keep going." Li Shimin felt refreshed and sighed inexplicably. He couldn't help but say, "Young Master Qin really knows how to enjoy himself. Damn it, I have no choice but to accept it."

Everyone was a little confused.

but…….
Li Junxian silently looked at the silk in his hand and fell into deep thought about life.

Just now, he gave His Majesty the eighth level, and now it is still the eighth level.

Your Majesty, this is...
He swallowed and silently took two steps back.

Empress Changsun and others also discovered something unusual.

These silks were in the same condition when Li Shimin took them away and they were in the same condition when he got them back.

Could it be that Your Majesty...
Everyone suddenly woke up.

At the same time, they all took a few steps back.

Li Shimin was left hanging in the middle.

Several people kept looking at Li Shimin's hands... their eyes were extremely complicated.

If His Majesty hadn't used silk just now, then... cough cough cough...
my God!

Damn it!
Your Majesty, no!
They found it a little unbelievable. Is His Majesty so heroic now?

"Um... Your Majesty, how about you go wash your hands first?"

Empress Chang Sun said with some hesitation.

Even she couldn't stand it.

There’s nothing we can do about it, who can stand it!

Even if Li Shimin was the emperor, it wouldn't work.

This thing is not about whether or not the emperor is the emperor, this...
Empress Changsun really couldn't accept it.

"Yes, Your Majesty, isn't this a bit too casual?"

Wei Zheng twitched his lips and said with a smile.

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty, wash your hands. It won't take much time. Look, the sun is very hot now. Why don't you wash your face to cool down?" Changsun Wuji quickly agreed and nodded repeatedly.

“Cough cough cough…” Du Ruhui didn’t say anything, but turned his head away.

No eyes to see, no eyes to see.

Your Majesty is not too old, and there are no restrictions on your actions in all aspects, but why do you stop using silk?
Is this good?

Du Ruhui thought about it and couldn't help but pull up his pants.

Cowhide!

Your Majesty is really awesome!
"Your Majesty, Xiao Qin once said that illness comes from the mouth."

The old man couldn't stand it anymore, and said slowly with his eyes drooping.

Li Shimin:…….
He looked at everyone's eyes, and they were all looking at his hands. He then glanced at the silk in Li Junxian's arms, who was several steps away from him, and his brows trembled.

These old bastards!
hiss….
He took a deep breath. Who do they think he is? Damn, what are they thinking?
grandma's!
Outrageous, simply outrageous!
Li Shimin clenched his fists hard and felt his cheeks getting very hot.

No matter how thick-skinned he is, he still can't stand being thought of this way.

A lifetime of dignity was swept away by them!

….…….…

"You... what are you looking at? Take away those looks! How can I be clean when I go to the bathroom?"

"The reason why silk is not used is mainly because there are substitutes, substitutes that are countless times better than silk! Don't think too much!"

It can be said that Li Shimin shouted it out.

This time, Changsun Wuji, Du Ruhui and others' eyes fell on Li Shimin again.

Is this what Your Majesty calls...a substitute?

"You old bastards, do you have any brains? I am not a three-year-old child, nor am I a confused old man in his seventies or eighties!"

Li Shimin couldn't stand it anymore and roared out loud, as if he was about to explode.

What the hell!

What the hell!

What the hell!

What do you think of yourself?!
Am I so tasteless?
Get started directly?

This Nima...
Zhangsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin, Du Ruhui and Wei Zheng quickly turned their heads to the other side, but they could not control themselves at all, and the corners of their mouths trembled wildly.

They were about to laugh out loud.

"hiss……."

Li Shimin's eyes were a little gloomy.

"Look, you four! Look! This is what I use!"

Li Shimin took a deep breath, put the gloves directly into his arms, and then took out a roll of very soft paper.

He was thinking about not making this matter public and taking the roll of paper away secretly.

no way.

This thing is so cool!

It is much better than using silk and satin, and it doesn't have that irritating feeling at all.

This paper is incredibly soft.

Li Shimin was deeply intoxicated and unable to extricate himself.

You have to know that in the Tang Dynasty, ordinary people used tree branches and the like, slightly richer families used bamboo leaves, and the rich families used silk.

But these things are not easy to use!

Compared with this soft paper, it is a world of difference.

Fantastic!

and so….
Li Shimin directly hid the soft paper placed in the guest room of Wangyun Inn.

I don't want to make it public.

Shame on you!
It's really embarrassing to tell it to others!

He was the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, but he had fallen to the point of stealing the toilet paper in the Wangyun Inn.

But who could have thought that this group of people would think in the wrong way.

grandma's!
Li Shimin gave the four of them a harsh look.

The old man was standing nearby. When he saw Li Shimin take out a roll of soft paper from his arms, his eyes twitched, but he didn't say anything.

Your Majesty, did they steal even the paper in the guest room of Wangyun Inn?
Damn, this guy is even more bandit-like than a bandit, right?
Plucking feathers from a passing goose is what it does!

Changsun Wuji and the other three didn't know what it was, so they hurried over and wanted to take it, but...
"Just look at it, don't take it."

This group of old bastards are more shameless than each other. Li Shimin knows them very well, so how dare he let go?

Otherwise, I'm afraid all these soft papers will be snatched away.

Li Shimin was well aware of the temptation this thing brought to them.

too strong!
No one can resist!
When Changsun Wuji and others saw Li Shimin like this, they became even more curious and tore off a piece with their fingernails.

The four of them gathered together and frantically touched the soft paper with their hands.

This….
This, this, this….
In an instant, their eyes lit up with incredible light, it was unbelievable!
They had never seen such paper before.

So soft.

So white.

So slippery.

So tender.

My God, what kind of paper is this? If I use this kind of paper to go to the bathroom, wouldn't it be a great enjoyment in life?
"Your Majesty, this paper... this paper is a waste of natural resources, a waste of natural resources!"

Zhang Sun Wuji couldn't control himself and continued, "How is paper like this made? Oh my God! Your Majesty, you just used this paper. This... This won't do. This won't do. My stomach hurts a little too. I have to go to the toilet too."

Changsun Wuji immediately covered his stomach and rushed towards the toilet madly.

But just after he took two steps, he slapped his head hard with his hand.

"Hey, old man, is there any place in our Wangyun Inn that has a courtesy room?"

Changsun Wuji asked anxiously.

Needless to say, there was no soft paper in the guest room just now. They must have all been taken away by His Majesty.

They also understand Your Majesty, just as Li Shimin understands them, and they will definitely not stay!
"Yes, old sir, where else?"

"No, no, I ate too much at noon and my stomach hurts so much."

Du Ruhui yelled.

Old man:…….
He looked at these people and really said everything.

Speechless!

Just watch them perform quietly.

Is this still the Duke of Tang?
Each and every one of them is more cunning than any ruffian.

If I tell it to others, who would believe it?

Li Shimin was also standing nearby, watching the four of them perform quietly.

Changsun Wuji and the others covered their stomachs with their hands, but seeing that the old man didn't say anything, they felt embarrassed in the end.

Cheeks slightly red.

Smiled.

"Um... ahem, I'm feeling better now. I don't have to go anymore."

"Yes, the old man also suddenly got better."

"Although my stomach still hurts a little, I can bear it. I can bear it!"

"Your Majesty, how about you give me some soft paper? I'll be back in no time?"

The four people said.

Li Shimin glared at Wei Zheng and said, "Don't even think about it. I won't give it to you!"

Want soft paper?

Even if you beat him to death, he won't give it!
This thing is so precious. Even though it seems inconspicuous, it can greatly enhance people's sense of happiness.

“Your Majesty…” Wei Zheng wailed.

But there is no way.

He couldn't bear to look at the soft paper in Li Shimin's hand. He was really greedy.

How comfortable it would be to use this kind of paper for defecation.

I guess it’s like flying!
Empress Changsun, who was standing beside him, had also understood what was going on. She reached out and took the soft paper from Li Shimin's hand and carefully put it into her sleeve.

Master Qin, Master Qin, how did you develop this kind of paper?
this.….
It's too incredible!

Changsun Wuji, Wei Zheng and others watched helplessly as the soft paper was packed up by Empress Changsun, and they realized instantly that there was no hope of getting what they wanted.

"Master Qin is truly our savior. What's wrong with his brain? He can even make such soft paper." Changsun Wuji sighed.

"Who said it wasn't? I have never seen such soft paper in my life, let alone using it for defecation." Wei Zheng sighed, feeling extremely regretful.

"No, I have to ask Master Qin when he comes back." Du Ruhui scratched his hand, feeling extremely anxious.

"Ah..." Cheng Yaojin sighed, his eyes full of sorrow, "Your Majesty, I have a wish, that is, I can enjoy the comfort brought by soft paper when I go to the toilet in this life."

Li Shimin:…….
Empress Changsun: .……

Old man:…….
The three of them were speechless.

These four people are amazing, is it that serious? For a toilet item, my god, it looks more painful than my daughter getting married.

The old man patted his forehead and said with a wry smile, "Don't be so regretful, the four of you. There will always be some of this stuff, but the current production is a bit low, so it can only be supplied to Wangyun Inn. The production will be much better in the future."

"Empress, please take a bag with you when you leave. Xiao Qin is too busy and may have neglected to mention His Majesty and the Empress."

The old butler said to Empress Changsun.

Anyone can refuse to give it, but Empress Changsun and Your Majesty have to give it.

He thought about it and felt that it would be better to give them a bag, and let Changsun Huanggong and the others take it away when they returned from the pig farm.

Empress Changsun's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she ordered directly: "Li Junxian, go get it from the old gentleman now."

"Yes, yes, yes!" Li Shimin nodded repeatedly and said, "The old gentleman may forget it later."

"Hahaha, take it now, take it now. I'll send someone to deliver it to the palace so you don't forget it."

Li Shimin rolled up his sleeves, impatiently.

Old man: …….
this….…

As for?
It's just a piece of paper used for going to the toilet.

"No problem, Your Majesty."

The old man nodded, turned around and took Li Junxian to get it.

Empress Changsun's eyes lit up slightly.

Li Shimin rubbed his hands and laughed excitedly.

Changsun Wuji, Wei Zheng and the other three stood by with resentful looks on their faces.

At this moment, they were looking forward to Qin Changye's quick return more than anyone else. Only with his return could they improve the technology and increase production.

This thing can really improve people's life experience like crazy!

Although not as important as food, but... it can drive people crazy!
Just a little thought will reveal how comfortable this thing is.

What the hell!

Comparable to gods!

After a while, Li Junxian came over with a big bag of tissue paper in his hand.

"Your Majesty, do you have more than you can use up?" Changsun Wuji stared at her intently.

"Your Majesty, how about...giving me some reward? A little, just a little, enough for once!" Du Ruhui begged bitterly.

"Your Majesty, I don't want this month's salary. I just ask for some soft paper!" Cheng Yaojin wailed.

"Your Majesty..." Wei Zheng shouted.

Li Shimin laughed loudly and snorted coldly.

"Li Junxian, go, send someone to take these soft papers back to the palace now!"

"Before I return, anyone who dares to move will be severely punished, and no one is allowed to get close!"

Li Shimin gave direct orders.

This bag of soft paper is more valuable than gold!
Empress Changsun also nodded slightly and could not help but admonish: "Be careful on the road."

Li Junxian clasped his fists, his face solemn, and walked out.

Changsun Wuji and the others looked at Li Junxian's back, their faces ashen, feeling that something extremely important in their lives had disappeared.

Although, they haven't really experienced it yet.

But, just think about it, it’s awesome!
I guess even gods don’t need such a treasure!
Everyone was waiting at the door of Wangyun Inn. When Li Junxian came back again, they followed the old butler out.

….…….…….…

Soon, everyone left Wangyun Inn.
In front of Mingde Gate.

A horse-drawn carriage swayed slowly out of Chang'an City.

The carriage is very large and is the special carriage for Wangyun Inn.

On the carriage.

Li Shimin, Empress Changsun, Xiao Sizi, the old man, Changsun Wuji and others were all present.

And it’s all very loose.

It didn't feel crowded at all.

Little Sizi had no interest in soft paper before, and was quiet all the way, but after getting on the carriage, he jumped around, full of curiosity about this new carriage, and ran around all over the place. Even so, the carriage seemed extremely empty and not crowded at all.

(End of this chapter)