Datang: Longevity for Thousands of Years, Exposed by Xiao Sizi

Chapter 151: Popularize it to people all over the world!

Why…….
They were all spoiled by Qin Changye.

Empress Chang Sun sighed, then smiled and said, "Our little Sizi is very well behaved."

Empress Changsun stroked little Sizi's head with her hand.

Little Sizi seemed to have gained unprecedented satisfaction. He kept closing his little eyes and enjoying it with a big smile on his face.

"Yes, little sister, you are very good."

Princess Changle agreed.

This made Xiao Sizi even happier, and he felt that the deafening noise could not cover up the joy in his heart.

the other side.

Li Shimin took a deep breath.

He looked ahead, stretched out his hand, and pressed it gently.

In an instant, the sound slowly calmed down again like waves.

"Everyone, I wonder what you are waiting for here? I just felt a little tired these past two days, so I wanted to take a rest."

"I never expected that it would cause such a big reaction. Hehe, thank you all for your concern."

Li Shimin also cupped his hands and said with a smile.

The people are quiet.

Suddenly, at this moment, someone shouted in the crowd: "Your Majesty, people outside say that you are mentally ill. Is this true or false?"

As soon as these words were spoken, the people's eyes tightened.

They have been waiting here for the past two days just to get the answer.

But they dare not say it!

After all, when the king is angry, millions of people will die.

Fortunately, someone spoke for them.

Li Shimin spread his hands with an innocent look on his face.

"I... have always been in good health and strong enough to carry a heavy object. How could I have a brain disease?"

"But your majesty, you said you wanted to eat pork, is that true?"

Suddenly someone else asked loudly.

Li Shimin swallowed his saliva.

When he heard the word "pork", he couldn't help drooling.

“Of course!!”

Li Shimin nodded and said without any hesitation: "I am leaving the city today just to taste pork again."

Wow! ! !
As soon as Li Shimin said this, the whole square was in an uproar again.

Countless people looked at each other in disbelief.

Your Majesty's brain disease, has it not recovered yet?

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty, everyone in the world knows that pork cannot be eaten, why... why do you want to eat pork so much? Isn't this a brain disease?"

"That's right, Your Majesty. Pork is fishy and smelly, and hard to swallow. Why does Your Majesty like it?"

"Your Majesty, let me be frank. I would rather starve to death than eat pork again, but you...but you..."

"Your Majesty, please let the imperial physician take another look. Your Majesty, please go back and get treatment!"

"......."

The people exploded and shouted until their voices were hoarse.

Ma Zhou Gao Gong and others had been listening to Li Shimin's answer nervously, but when they heard what Li Shimin had just said, they were completely stunned.

It's over! It's over!

Your Majesty, your brain is really suffering from symptoms.

There was chaos all around.

The people were boiling with excitement.

However, Li Shimin always had a smile on his face.

He listened to the shouts around him, sighed and shook his head.

The people's vision is still too narrow.

At this time, Li Shimin didn't say much.

In this situation, his voice will be completely drowned out by the people.

There is no point in arguing.

"Li Junxian, clear the way! Go to the pork shop in the East Market!"

Li Shimin ordered.

He wanted to let all the people in the city see whether pork was edible or not!
Li Junxian immediately received the order, and the Jinwu Guards who had been prepared came out one after another and cleared the way.

"Your Majesty, what are you going to do?"

"Yes, Your Majesty, what are you going to do? Go back and get treatment quickly!!"

"......."

The people are confused and puzzled.

Li Shimin raised his head, puffed out his chest, put his hands behind his back, had a smile on his face, and roared loudly.

"I want to go eat pork!"

Boom! !
stunned!

Shock!

Dumbfounded!

As soon as these words were spoken, the people were like a volcano erupting and could no longer hold back.

They really thought they had heard it wrong.

"Your Majesty, oh my God, Your Majesty, no, no, absolutely no!"

"Your Majesty, eating pork, this... this is intolerable, this is intolerable, Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty, you are worth a ton of gold, you are the reincarnation of a real dragon, you... No, no, hurry up, block your Majesty's way, your Majesty, please, your Majesty, don't go, don't go!!"

"How can I, the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, eat such lowly meat? This will make the world laugh at me. Your Majesty, please don't go. I kowtow to you."

"......."

The people here are in chaos.

Complete chaos.

crazy!

It's all crazy!!

Who would have thought that after His Majesty had been secluded in the imperial city for two days and two nights, the first thing he did when he came out was to eat pork.

And it seems that he doesn't want to hide anymore.

damn it!
Your Majesty, you have really eaten too much pork and become stupid! !
But the place was in chaos and could not stop Li Shimin at all.

The Jinwu Guards moved forward slowly, and a road was separated.

Countless people wanted to rush in, but they were unable to break through the defense line of the Jinwu Guards.

Li Shimin walked forward step by step with a smile on his face.

He had a full view of the chaos on both sides, but he didn't feel the slightest bit of worry in his heart. Yes, no! Not at all!!
All he was thinking about was this pork promotion was a success!!

As long as the pork from the East and West Markets can emit its usual fragrance, this matter will be completely accomplished.

Empress Changsun followed behind with Xiao Sizi and Princess Changle.

There was also a deep bitter smile on his face.

The people did not expect that there would be such resistance to pork.

call…….
Fortunately, Your Majesty has a plan this time, otherwise, it would be really difficult to promote it thoroughly.

Little Sizi and Princess Changle both plugged their ears with their little hands.

Both of them were a little scared.

"Sister, Sizi is a little scared."

Little Sizi grabbed the hem of Princess Changle's skirt with his little hands.

"My dear little sister, it's okay. Father can make all the arrangements."

Princess Changle hated the quarrels around her, so she covered her ears.

But my little sister was so scared, so I let go and picked her up.

I am afraid, but my younger sister is even more afraid.

You have to protect my little sister.

Being hugged by a familiar person, Xiao Sizi felt much less afraid.

At this moment.

Before us, the people are blocking our way.

Only they are going against the current.

Step by step, the two cities are getting closer and closer!!

…….…….…….
The Longxi Li family is in charge of the palace.

The head of the Longxi Li family, the head of the Qinghe Cui family, and the head of the Xingyang Zheng family were sitting. The three of them listened to the news from the housekeeper of the Li Mansion, and their faces were extremely gloomy.

"Li Jia Erlang, is he really crazy?"

The head of the Qinghe Cui family was a little bit unbelievable.

They were initially a little skeptical of this news.

Everyone thought that Li Jia Erlang was planning something, or carrying out some strategy.

But now, after hearing the latest news, the three of them are really confused.

In broad daylight, you go out to eat pork?!
What the hell!

Anyone with a sound mind would not say that.

Not to mention the emperor, even ordinary people, if they really reached the point of starvation, would definitely eat pork in secret.

Otherwise, I would be too ashamed to face anyone.

But, Li Shimin...he is the emperor, and he is saying these things in front of so many people.

hiss…….
call…….
The head of the Longxi Li family took a deep breath and calmed himself down.

I didn't expect this news to be true.

Li Shimin knows how to eat pork!
"He's crazy, he's really crazy. Could it be that... doesn't he think about his own prestige? Has there ever been an emperor who ate pork in thousands of years? Is his brain really stuck in the door?!"

"The impact on his prestige..."

The head of the Longxi Li family had a stern look in his eyes.

Zheng of Xingyang clenched her fists tightly, and everyone laughed normally.

"Hahaha... Crazy is good! Crazy is good! Li Shimin has really gone too far this time! How can a mad emperor lead the Tang Dynasty? Li Chengqian... It's Li Chengqian's turn! Or maybe it's Li Tai!"

The head of the Zheng family in Xingyang couldn't help but show ecstasy on his face.

The head of the Qinghe Cui family laughed and said, "Yes, these days, Li Shimin is really trying to disgust us to death. This is called "doing too much evil will eventually lead to your own destruction!"

"You deserve it! You deserved it! You wanted to go against my noble clan, hahahaha... In the end, you were the one who went crazy."

"Okay, okay. As long as Li Chengqian or Li Tai ascends the throne, won't the world still be ours?"

The head of the Qinghe Cui family also breathed a sigh of relief.

The head of the Longxi Li family took a sip of tea, and his eyes finally calmed down.

"Li Shimin, hahahaha, good! Give the order to have all the nobles stop and prepare to find someone to contact Li Chengqian or Li Tai. As long as one of Li Chengqian or Li Tai is on our side, they need to cooperate. We can go all out and won't be negligent!!"

"Hiss... Li Jia Erlang, you have been so smart all your life, but who could have thought that you would end up like this!"

…….…….….…

East Market.

Business in the East Market has been a bit bleak in the past two days.

Because the people were all paying attention to whether Li Shimin was crazy or not, so how could they have the mind to wander around the East Market?

However, today, the number of people in the East Market has exploded once again.

It’s all because Li Shimin is here!!

When Li Shimin walked here, the people came in large crowds, crying, shouting, and yelling. Their voices and sentences made the somewhat dull East Market boil over.

The merchants were also stunned.

They all joined in.

The crowd grew larger and larger.

However, although the people followed them all the way, they did not know what Li Shimin and his men were doing here.

Even though the East Market is the largest trading market in Chang'an, there is no pork here.

They don't understand.

You can't buy pork in the East Market.

No one would be stupid enough to sell pork, and of course no one would be stupid enough to buy pork here!
Countless people's eyes were closely following Li Shimin.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, there is no pork here, go back quickly."

"Yes, Your Majesty, how could there be pork in the East Market? It's only available in the Imperial Medical Bureau."

"That's right, Your Majesty, go back quickly."

"......."

The voices of the people seemed to drown out the East Market.

However, Li Shimin didn't care at all.

His eyes were always searching.

Du Ruhui, Zhangsun Wuji, Cheng Yaojin and Wei Zheng said yesterday that they had prepared good wine and food for me today and would not follow me out of the imperial city.

But, it seems that no one is seen.

“Your Majesty, Your Majesty! Get out of the way, get out of the way, get out of the way quickly!!”

"Your Majesty, what's going on? Your Majesty, why did you come out?"

"Pork! Your Majesty, there is no pork here. Why don't you go to my Qin Qiong's mansion? There is the best mutton there."

"......."

At this time, Qin Qiong, Li Jing, Yuchi Jingde and others came one after another and asked their family generals to open another path, and finally they squeezed in.

When they heard the news, they could no longer sit still and rushed here immediately.

But there are too many people.

By the time they squeezed in, they had already arrived at the East Market.

Several people were sweating profusely.

Tired and out of breath.

Li Shimin saw them and laughed: "What mutton do you want to eat? Just follow me. Today, I will take you to taste pork, hahahaha!!!"

Li Shimin waved his hand and asked Li Junxian to let Qin Qiong and others in, laughing and saying loudly.

Qin Qiong pursed his lips.

Several people rushed over hurriedly.

"Your Majesty, where shall we go to eat pork?"

"Your Majesty, what is going on?"

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, these people, this... Let's not be willful."

"......."

They all lowered their voices and spoke anxiously.

Li Shimin looked at their anxious expressions and knew that these few of his confidants had also been tortured in the past two days.

Smile softly.

Extremely confident.

He gently brushed Qin Qiong's hair that was stuck to his cheeks due to sweat.

"Don't say anything more, just follow me."

Li Shimin shook his head at the people.

And at this moment, a man suddenly rushed out from the shop next door.

It seemed that he was holding a pig's ear in his hand.

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, here, quick, quick, quick!!"

Du Ruhui yelled, excitedly, and waving his hands wildly.

As soon as Du Ruhui appeared.

Qin Qiong, Li Jing and others were all stunned.

And then, Li Shimin was seen laughing several times and walking in quickly.

Those people were also confused. You looked at me, I looked at you, bewildered, helpless, and puzzled, not knowing which way to go.

Du Ruhui?
Prime Minister Du?
Why is he here?

Moreover, judging from what he said to His Majesty, it seemed... as if it had been agreed upon long ago.

Do they all eat pork?
For a moment, the crowd of people seemed to be frozen.

What exactly is going on! ! !

The people were all confused and bewildered.

Not just the people.

beside,

Qin Qiong, Yuchi Jingde and others were a little at a loss when they saw Du Ruhui suddenly jump out.

Why is Du Ruhui here?
It seems that he is still here waiting for Your Majesty.

hiss…….
But, the next moment, they all reacted and immediately realized that Du Ruhui, Changsun Wuji and others must know the inside story about the pork.

Your Majesty must be planning something with them.

It's just that I don't know it yet.

That’s what they thought.

Then, when Li Shimin saw Du Ruhui, he was delighted and quickly waved his hand, saying, "Keming, I'm coming."

(End of this chapter)