Playing to the death and cheating on you

She did what she said, and as soon as she moved her heart, she went to get the veil in a shy manner, then lowered her head and aimed at her five fingers, thinking, which one would be less painful to bite? ? ? ? ?

Inside the curtain, someone watched little Loli lower her head in amazement, and looked at her own fingers in an extremely weird way, her lips moved, as if she was looking for a place to lick her mouth. 【26nbsp;】Uh, what's the matter?

Gudu, there was a loud swallowing sound.

It was as if one were confronted with a very delicious dish—were her fingers really that delicious, he wondered?Or, is it because the imperial palace is poor these days and no longer serves meat dishes, so that she is so greedy that she wants to eat human flesh?

It was too late to say it, and then I saw someone lowered his head suddenly-fingers moved away quickly-it was over, it was over, and he still didn't have the courage to bite down.

"His Majesty……"

Dare to speak up?But why does it sound so weird? ? ?

What was waiting for Shui Lian was a dry cough, she thought, is this a tacit consent?

"Your Majesty, before I come in, I have a question for you..."

"!!!"

Well, Miss Question.

"Your Majesty, a man wants to get married. There are two options to join him. One is a beautiful woman, but she has slept with n men; the other is an ugly woman, but she is a virgin. What do you think is better, buddy?"

A certain man is in a mess.

"Your Majesty, what is your answer?"

"..."

"It's hard to answer, is it?? Do you want me to answer it for you?"

"..."

"Your Majesty, you have to think about it: would you like to share the cake with a group of people, or would you like to eat cow dung alone?"

"Cow dung!"

There is absolutely no room for negotiation.

A certain woman is pitiful and suspects that her ears have heard wrong. Your Majesty, he really chose cow dung? ? ? ?

"His Majesty……"

"To shut up!!!"

Her whole body went limp, and she slumped on the ground again, just saying, there really isn't such a good thing in this world.She couldn't dawdle any longer, so she took the handkerchief and walked in bravely. No matter what, Huashan has one road, and if you die, you will die.

As soon as she reached the door, she heard another reprimand: "Stop! Who told you to come in?"

Dude, didn't your old man call me?

This time, she was really dumbfounded.

With one foot inside and one foot outside, the embarrassment was chilling down the spine.

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