Playing to the death and cheating on you

The chirping of the autumn insects had become quieter at some point, and they were also tired, so they hid to rest. 【26nbsp;】

There is only a pair of men and women in the small black room who are exhausted and have fallen into the final madness.

I was very hungry, and the cold steamed buns that had been left for a few days were very hard, and a certain man's stomach suddenly groaned.

She leaned against him lazily: "Scumbag, your stomach is growling with hunger, eat steamed buns."

I don't want to eat it. It's cold and hard. Throwing it out can kill the dog half to death.

He resentfully said, "If it weren't for you, I would have come to this point?"

She leisurely picked up a cold steamed bun and poured a bowl of water, "I'll teach you a way to make it very, very delicious, better than eating a big meal..."

"any solution?"

He looked at her curiously, and saw a certain woman facing the moonlight with a cold steamed bun that was about to go rancid, and muttered:

When you want to eat meat, you can squeeze the mantou into the shape of a pig or sheep and eat it.

When you want to eat hot pot, cut the steamed buns into slices, put them in boiling water, and eat them.

When you want to eat sausages, roll the steamed buns into strips and eat them.

When you want to eat crabs, lift the mantou from the top and eat.

When you want to eat bananas, peel off the skin of the steamed buns and eat them again.

When you want to eat chicken legs, find a chopstick and eat it with steamed buns.

When you want to eat steamed buns, dig out the flesh of the steamed buns and stuff them in to eat.

When you want to eat noodles, use a comb to comb the steamed buns a few times and eat them face to face.

When you want to drink milk, twist the top of the steamed bun and suck it.

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The poor man watched a steamed bun in her hand, turning into a "drumstick" for a while, and a "crab" for a while, and couldn't help but spit out: "Hahaha...what the hell are you doing, you bastard? "

At that time, he just thought it was ridiculous, and he didn't know why he was in such a situation, but he still laughed.He had never laughed so happily in his entire life.

The "chicken leg" has already reached his mouth, and the little loli's face is so cute under the misty moonlight, eagerly: "Eat it, eat it, the big chicken leg is here..."

He laughed and took the "big chicken leg", but immediately changed his color, grabbed Shui Lian and jumped up: "Don't move, shh..."

Shui Lian was stunned, because not only did she hear the hurried footsteps, but she also vaguely saw the flames—oh my god, this time, it was really the Imperial Forest Army who searched for it...

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