Refine your body to become a god

There are quite a lot of people in this big group, there are hundreds of people, but unfortunately, they are all mobs, and these hundreds of people are basically one or two-star fighters, the strongest of them , that is, the burly guy who is the leader is a five-star fighter. Besides, there are several four-star fighters among these hundreds of people. This kind of strength is nothing more than scaring ordinary people. Those ordinary people in remote mountainous areas are nothing more than ordinary people. You must know that there is a big gap in strength among ordinary people. In Yuanlong City, the imperial capital of the Zhongyuan Empire, four- and five-star fighters are simply ordinary people who cannot compete with each other. Ordinary civilians, but these four- and five-star fighters are placed in some small towns, and it is very likely that they are powerful.

In order to better enjoy the beautiful scenery on the road, Ling Xiao got out of the carriage and sat in the front of the carriage with Wang Shuang.

"What are these guys doing? Don't they want to rob us?" Looking at the mob in front of him, Ling Xiao's eyes were full of doubts. Even if they couldn't see through Ling Xiao's cultivation, they should know Ling Xiao and the others His mounts are not mortal things, and these fourteen batches of Gale Horses alone are enough to easily slaughter a group of them. Although Gale Horses are not known for their powerful attack power among many seven-star monsters, as a seven-star monster, he has more than just speed. Fast is so simple, but its attack is not weak. Compared with some six-star monsters, it is definitely much stronger.

But soon, Ling Xiao will understand that not everyone can recognize a BMW like the Gale Horse. At least the mob in front of him doesn't have that vision. Standing the big ax with both hands on the ground, and putting both hands horizontally, after posing a po"ss that he thought was very manly, he said in a low voice: "I planted this mountain, and I opened this tree. If you want to live from now on, stay and buy it." Road money. "

"Puchi." As soon as the strong man said this, Ling Xiao laughed out loud immediately. This bandit leader is really talented. I opened this mountain and planted this tree with a classic line. He changed it to I planted this mountain, and I opened this tree. He didn't even think about it, can this mountain be planted, can this tree bloom?Ling Xiao's smile immediately had a chain reaction, and Wang Shuang and the others also burst out laughing.

But obviously, the bandit leader didn't realize the mistake he made. When he saw Ling Xiao and the robbed targets laughing out loud, he couldn't help but become a little annoyed and said, "Why are you laughing? You're still laughing!" ..."

Before he could finish what he said later, he saw a younger brother beside him gently tug on his sleeve, reminding him: "Boss, you made a mistake again, and you made a mistake again." Tone, it is no longer a matter of once or twice for this boss to mispronounce this classic robbery line. There may have been dozens or hundreds of such experiences. Learning to rob, it seems that whether the robber industry wants to decline is a problem!

"Second, what's wrong again? It's impossible. I've recited these words eighty times. How could I be wrong?" the bandit leader slapped his head and said carelessly, obviously not believing that he had recited it. There will be mistakes in the lines written dozens of times.

"Boss, you just said that I planted this mountain and opened this tree. This mountain is not a tree. How did you plant it? And this tree is not a mountain? How did you open it? Obviously, this mountain was opened by me. I planted this tree." The old man hastily explained.

"Oh, that's how it is. Let's go back first, and start again. This time, I will never make mistakes again. Little ones, retreat, and let's start again." The bandit leader slapped himself on the head. , some suddenly realized, "Well, you guys wait a moment, let's do it again."

"Hahaha... This bandit boss is really interesting. He doesn't even know how to speak, so he imitates others and comes out to rob. There are so many wonders in this vast world. The forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds!" Ling Xiao pointed at Wang. The pair of people laughed.

"Hahahaha... It's really ridiculous. It's ridiculous to come out to imitate other people's robbery at their level. If it were me, I would have hung myself on a tree and wiped my neck to death." Els ( One of the six lions) laughed wildly.

"That's right, master. I don't know what this guy thinks, but I don't even know how to say a word, but I still let that guy become the leader of the bandit. I have to say it's a miracle." Wang Shuangqing He squeezed his three-inch hu and said with a light smile, "It seems that the robbers on the mainland are getting more and more helpless."

"Master, what happened?" Suddenly a crisp voice sounded behind Ling Xiao and the others. It turned out that it was the lively and lovely Qiu Ju who was attracted by Ling Xiao's laughter, and poked her head out of the carriage. Come.

Immediately Ling Xiao explained to Qiu Ju what happened just now. Ling Xiao's magnetic voice coupled with that Wei Miaowei's expression immediately made Qiu Ju giggle, and at the same time attracted After capturing the attention of the other four girls in the carriage, four little heads popped out of the carriage.

Sure enough, the bandit leader didn't make a mistake, and after another minute or two, he jumped out again with all his minions and shouted: "I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, and left to buy it." Lu Cai, if you want to live from now on!"

"Boss, no, you're wrong again, wrong again." The second child hurriedly reminded.

"Second brother, don't fool me. What I said this time is that I opened this mountain and planted this tree. There is nothing wrong with it!" The bandit boss said a little annoyed.

"Boss, there is nothing wrong with these two sentences, but you got the order wrong in the last two. It should be because you want to live on from now on, and you should keep the road money!" The second child explained cautiously.

"Haha...Master, this guy is so funny, there are such funny people in the world, I'm really laughing to death..." Qiu Ju giggled.

"Haha...it's really funny. If this guy becomes a comedian, he will definitely become famous in one fell swoop. What ㊣(5) Zhou Xingxing and Uncle Benshan have to stand aside." Ling Xiao didn't know it But during the time, some things from the previous life were brought out.

"Master, what is that comedian? And who are Zhou Xingxing and Uncle Benshan?" Wang Shuang, who was sitting beside Ling Xiao, asked with a puzzled expression on his face. Although Xinlan and the others did not ask questions, they wrote It is not difficult to see on the puzzled faces that they also very much hope that Ling Xiao can answer their doubts for them.Zhou Xingxing and Uncle Benshan are all well-known celebrities on the earth, but in this Holy Soul Continent, they don't have the slightest reputation.Not to mention compared with those gods who have ascended to the altar, even some sanctuary powerhouses are much more famous than the two of them.

"Damn it, I slipped my tongue for a while, why did you say these things?" He cursed secretly in his heart, but Ling Xiao is worthy of being a clever person. Soon, Ling Xiao explained: "During the rule of the ancient elves , It was nearly 3 years ago. At that time, two professions emerged. One is the bard who specializes in reciting the deeds of legendary heroes, and the other is the comedian who specializes in amusing others. Yes, and Zhou Xingxing and Uncle Benshan are the most typical representatives among the many comedians. Unfortunately, with the passage of time, the bard is still as popular as ever in the mainland, but the profession of comedians is already dead. Not in the trend of history, I think there are very few people who know the profession of comedians." Cooperating with Ling Xiao's affectionate performance, the doubts in Wang Shuang and others' hearts were immediately eliminated.

Words to the Reader 3a

It was an old tragedy today, I actually forgot the key in the room, and I didn't open the door until my roommate came back, so the second update came a bit late.