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Chapter 398 Playing with Zombies
Chapter 398 Playing with Zombies (Subscription Request)
That night, Uncle Jiu couldn't sleep the whole night.
Simu was sleeping like a dead pig, but his hands were not honest...
That night, Uncle Jiu was in great mental distress and torture.
I spent the night tiredly in the restless eyes of the four people.
The next morning.
Uncle Jiu got up.
Do morning exercises step by step, first practice breathing, then practice boxing and kicking.
He was beaten vigorously.
Unfortunately, the two disciples were not there, so they couldn’t see this domineering scene.
Today, Qiu Sheng came a little early.
When he had nothing to do, he wanted to find something fun to do.
Master and uncle slept in the same bed, so he naturally didn't dare to tease them. What if the two elders played a mixed doubles game...
As for the mysterious Taoist Li Qingtian.
This person is a person who even his master and uncle have to respectfully call "senior", so Qiu Sheng naturally doesn't dare to do so.
He then thought about it.
"Wencai is sleeping in the morgue, and Master Uncle's guest is also there. Why don't I pretend to be a zombie and scare him?"
So, early in the morning.
A chaotic scene began.
It almost frightened Wencai to death.
Wencai’s face turned pale, and he thought it was a real zombie.
I was already scared to death.
"It's a fake corpse!"
Wencai yelled.
Uncle Jiu: "..."
Where did the zombies come from so early in the morning?
But the sound came from the morgue, and Uncle Jiu suddenly had a bad feeling.
He also thought of his fellow apprentice Simu's guest.
That's a lot of zombies.
Just a breath of yang energy can transform it into a zombie.
In the current situation, it is very likely that Wencai or Qiu Sheng accidentally uncovered the corpse-suppressing talisman, and the zombie absorbed the yang energy.
That's why the corpse turns into a corpse.
"What are you two brats up to?"
"He's really a guy who can't do anything right, but always makes trouble!"
Uncle Jiu has a headache.
Neither of my two disciples is worry-free.
All day long he is either causing trouble or on his way to causing trouble.
But I have to care.
And Simu, who heard the noise, also reacted.
There must be something wrong with my guests.
The two looked at each other and quickly rushed to the morgue.
Sure enough, all the zombies inside started moving.
One by one, they chased after Qiu Sheng and Wencai, as if they wanted to suck their flesh and blood.
However, the levels of these zombies are not high.
That’s why Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were safe. Otherwise, if Jiu Shu and Simu had arrived a little later, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai would have to give warmth to the zombies.
"Hey, brother, be gentle."
"These are all my customers. If they really fall apart, they will be worthless."
"And you two little bastards, why do you have to play with my guests when there are so many other things to play with."
These guests are all dead bodies, can you just play with them?
Simu was very angry.
Once it falls apart.
You might even have to pay compensation.
Having lost face in front of his junior fellow apprentice, Uncle Jiu’s face also looked unhappy.
"You two are really..."
I'm here just to cause trouble.
After everything settled down, Simu's face darkened and he felt something was wrong.
"Brother, it seems you can't stay here any longer."
"I have to go."
Simu couldn't help but speak.
"what?"
"Junior brother, please stay for two more days!"
"At least you have to eat dinner before you leave."
"Why are you leaving so early in the morning?"
Uncle Jiu couldn't help but persuade.
In fact, he had no idea.
What the two apprentices did might happen again.
"If I stay any longer, I'm afraid I'll lose all my customers."
"As for day and night..."
"Generally speaking, corpses need to be driven at night to avoid living people and sunlight."
"But I, Junior Brother, have been driving corpses for many years, and I have already developed a method that can be used during the day."
"I am still capable of concealing the body and hiding my whereabouts..."
"Otherwise, just driving corpses at night would be too inefficient."
Simu said, I can drive corpses day and night.
Don't worry about it.
"Junior brother..."
Originally, Uncle Jiu wanted to keep a few of them.
But when he opened his mouth, nothing came out.
"Okay, then let's have breakfast before leaving?"
Uncle Jiu suggested.
It’s okay to skip dinner but eat breakfast.
"Forget it, so as not to waste time."
"Besides, I'm afraid the guests will get screwed again."
This time.
Simu almost said it directly.
I don't trust your two disciples at all.
Upon hearing this, Uncle Jiu was speechless.
He turned his head and glared at Qiu Sheng and Wencai fiercely.
It's all your fault.
Wencai looked aggrieved and thought: Master, uncle, you really can't blame me this time.
It’s all Qiu Sheng’s fault.
Qiu Sheng: “…”
No, why are you all looking at me?
I……
I really just wanted to scare Wencai.
Who would have thought that something like this would happen.
"Brother, let's say goodbye now!"
"When I make money, I will buy resources for you. Just wait for my good news!"
"Brother, I will support you!"
"You... must realize the primordial spirit. You are the hope of all us brothers and sisters!" In the mortal world, the resources for cultivation are naturally not enough.
Therefore, it is naturally difficult to practice.
There aren't many resources for cultivation to begin with, and it's even more expensive to buy them.
"what?"
No, junior brother.
You really have to support me.
But I really don’t need it, and I can’t have it anymore.
"Junior brother, driving corpses is hard work, and you don't even have many children yet, so you should keep them for your old age!"
Uncle Jiu refused bluntly.
He thought to himself: Junior brother, these are your hard-earned retirement money, how could I possibly take it from you!
these years.
You have been traveling all over the country, and the journey of driving corpses is extremely dangerous.
All your money is hard-earned.
It's labor pay.
How can I take your money!
"Cough cough!"
"Junior brother, who wants you to support me?"
"You should just take care of yourself!"
"As for the cultivation resources, Senior Brother will earn them on his own, so don't worry about it."
As for retirement.
I have apprentices!
Junior brother, it’s not easy for you either.
"Pfft!"
This time, Simu was amused by Uncle Jiu.
"Brother, don't be polite to me."
"It's easy to make money in our business of driving corpses, much easier than catching ghosts, reading feng shui, and exterminating zombies."
"Besides, relying on the few copper coins you treasure, you may never have the chance to attain the Great Dao of the Soul in your lifetime!"
Simu was thinking secretly.
Brother, you are not born with the ability to bargain.
Naturally, I don’t know how to make money.
If your five elements lack gold and your destiny lacks wealth, it would be strange if you can make money.
I found out last night how many coins are under your bed.
"Brother, you."
"I just feel embarrassed, but why should we care about these things between brothers?"
"As long as you can prove the great path of the soul, you will be victorious."
"Even if you don't want to think about yourself, you should think about Master. You are our last hope."
"None of us have the talent or qualifications."
"In fact, I know what the senior said last night!"
Driving corpses is a job that cannot be done for long.
But, I can't help it.
Uncle Jiu was stunned by what Simu said, he was even a little confused.
You guy.
What a tough guy!
"Okay, brother, don't worry about me."
"Just wait for my good news!"
After finishing his speech.
Simu immediately called his guests to set off.
Don't dare to delay any longer.
"You two brats!"
You touched my guests this time, what else can you touch next time?
My senior brother.
How come I only got two funny guys?
"Yin people go on the road, Yang people stay away!"
As the soul-calming bell rang and the soul-calling flag waved, two rows of guests jumped out.
At the same time, they wore straw hats with talismans on them and white clothes to cover their bodies.
Secondly, take the mountain path and walk through the dense forest.
This can also avoid being discovered by living people and avoid encountering some bad things.
Uncle Jiu: "..."
Opened his mouth.
Uncle Jiu couldn't utter a single word.
"Spiritual Method, Master, Proving the Dao..."
"If I practice the Golden Core Dao, can I get guidance from the seniors and be taken care of by them? I don't need too many resources."
"Inner alchemy, the great way of golden elixir..."
"Do you want to take this road or not?"
Uncle Jiu was conflicted and even struggling inside.
At present, there are still some psychological barriers.
"Lin Jiu, your junior brother left?"
Li Qingtian's faint voice came.
Just a casual question.
Uncle Jiu came back to his senses and responded, "He left. He was driven away by my two useless apprentices."
Li Qingtian: “…”
Qiu Sheng and Wencai?
In fact, he is useless, otherwise he wouldn't have failed to cultivate the ghost well.
It's really rubbish.
"Everyone has his own destiny. If it is not in your destiny, it is useless to force it."
Neither Qiu Sheng nor Wencai are cut out for practicing Taoism.
Especially literary talent.
It's good enough if he can live an ordinary life.
Practicing Taoism is not something that everyone can do.
"I understand this principle."
It's just a little...uncomfortable, that's all.
Li Qingtian was lying on a rocking chair. With a wave of his hand, all the negative energy in the charity cemetery dissipated.
This scene was naturally seen by Uncle Jiu.
But it can be done with just a wave of the hand, this method is simply like the manifestation of divine power.
It's simply extraordinary.
"Sure enough, seniors are seniors."
I haven't seen him take action before, but that doesn't mean he is not a senior master.
Such means...
It really is a god.
"Could it be that this senior... is he really a god?"
"Are there really immortals in this world?"
I, the founder of Maoshan, am also a god or immortal.
But I have never seen anyone who has achieved immortality through practicing inner alchemy!
At this time, Wencai's voice came quickly.
"Master, Master Ren from the Ren family has sent someone over."
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