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no210 Younger ** "Okay, okay..." Gu Tianlan was also very excited.
In Gu Tianlan's world, tomb robbers are almost mythical existences. In the past, she only thought that she could see them in novels and occasional news, but she never expected that the younger sister of the man next to her, her future sister-in-law, was actually a tomb robber. By.
"Have you ever encountered anything dangerous?" Gu Tianlan turned her head and asked with great interest, "For example, the big rice dumpling? In your circle, don't you call that the big rice dumpling?" (Zongzi is a sentence in the grave robber A code word circulated in Chinese. Generally speaking, zongzi refers to ordinary dead bodies in the tomb, and big zongzi refers to zombies.)
Gu Tianlan and Leng Yang were chatting happily, and they didn't notice at all that poor Leng Shao had black lines on his face in the driver's seat... Just after the proposal, and before he could enjoy the sweetness, the bride was attracted away by the tomb of the dead!
However, it's rare to come across something that Gu Tianlan is interested in, so it's good to let them chat more.A good sister-in-law relationship is conducive to the creation of a harmonious family.
Ever since, young master Leng is not happy but not happy, pampering is still necessary.
"Of course I did! Sister-in-law, let me tell you, some corpses will really turn into zombies! Especially in places with bad mountains and rivers, zombies are also very fierce! We once met a red-haired Zombies, a few of us couldn’t beat them at all, and we blew them up with 60 explosives! That day, the whole mountain was almost blown up by us!” Leng Yang’s side job is usually to communicate with a few partners who are also tomb robbers , others dare not say at all.
Leng Yan has always opposed her hobby, and every time he mentions it, he asks her to find a new hobby.As time goes by, Leng Yang doesn't tell Leng Yan much about this matter, even if he encounters happy or dangerous things, he can only secretly enjoy himself alone.
After finally finding someone from her own family and being curious about tomb robbing, she really wanted to develop an apprentice on the spot.
The little milk bag next to him was trembling with fright when he heard the zombies, and was trembling in the corner by the window in the back row, looking at Leng Yang nervously and frightenedly with his eyes.
Woohoo, he is most afraid of watching ghost movies, the zombies on TV are so scary...
No, this witch is even more frightening. She even used 60 explosives to blow up zombies... Woohoo, he yelled at each witch just now, is this witch really angry... Woohoo, it's not right for me to do this... Wan What if this demon girl gets ruthless and blows herself up with a bomb in the future?
Woohoo, he is so reluctant to part with mommy and two daddies!
Xiao Naibao learned from the painful experience and decided to curry favor with this witch in the future!
Leng Yang saw the little milk bag trembling from the corner of his eye, and thought it was fun.
Hmph, this little guy is clearly afraid of zombies!In this case, she won't be pinched and rolled around in the future!Looking at his chubby little face, she thought of the feeling when she pinched him just now, it's so good!
"Then you have to pay attention to safety in the future!" Gu Tianlan was surprised when he heard that there were real zombies, and hurriedly reminded.
"Don't be afraid, our team is all professional." Leng Yang's tone was full of pride. Their team consisted of 5 people, from a few fledgling thieves to the present (ahem, they can be considered big thieves), except Occasionally injured, no one died, relying on unity.
"Sister-in-law, I'm going to Egypt tomorrow. The goal is a pyramid. Let me tell you, the Egyptian Pharaoh's funeral is very rich! We made a lot of money last time! I still have a few treasures at home, because they are so expensive, I haven't been able to sell them. Bring it back for you to see next time!"
"En, good!" Gu Tianlan smiled.
Leng Yang thought for a while, and continued: "This is the second time we have entered the pyramid, so there should be no danger. Sister-in-law, since you are interested in tomb robbery, as the saying goes, it is better to hit the sun than to choose the day, so you can go with me tomorrow!" "
While Leng Yang was talking, Yu Guang paid close attention to Leng Yan.really--
"No!" Before Gu Tianlan could answer, Leng Yan had already refused.
He was always opposed to Leng Yang's tomb robbery business, and he indulged her for so long because of Tianlan's interest, this little girl wants to abduct his own wife and go to the tomb robbery now!
Grave robbery!Thanks to her thinking it out? !Can Tianlan compare with her? !
Back then, when he founded "black", Leng Yang practiced with those killers every day, and his skills were extraordinary.And Tian Lan was born as an obedient girl, not to mention murder and arson, she probably wouldn't even dare to kill a chicken!How could it be possible to go to the tomb and kill zombies!
"Ouch, brother!" Leng Yang dragged his voice, "You are old-fashioned! Tomb robbery is a high-tech technical job! Challenge yourself, challenge life, challenge goals, challenge pursuit, and you can also create unlimited Wealth! In the past few years, the money I have earned from robbing tombs is much better than being a lawyer! I took my sister-in-law to rob the tomb, and that is also generating income for you and my sister-in-law’s small family!"
"I don't need her to generate income! Do you think your brother can't afford to support his wife?" Leng Yan said coldly.Even if his Leng Yan's wife had to work, it was purely to pass the time. How could she be reduced to needing a woman to generate income? !
"Slip of the tongue! I'm sorry." Leng Yang smiled, "I mean, life lies in sports, brother, you can make money like this, sister-in-law must be pampered, and you should go out to exercise occasionally, and broaden your horizons by the way. And the way to broaden your horizons It is divided into horizontal and vertical. Brother, you will definitely take your sister-in-law to travel around the world. This is horizontal, and our tomb robbers are vertical, with time as the axis. Brother, you have never experienced it. Really, that is simply It is a great legacy of mankind, brilliant and brilliant!"
Speaking of this, Leng Yang had a flash of inspiration: "Wow, brother, I thought of another way to get rich. I'm going to open an underground tomb-robbing travel agency, which specializes in receiving rich people like you, and organizes family tomb-robbing three-day tours... "
"Xiao Yang!" Leng Yan interrupted sharply.His younger sister, who always thinks of what to do, might really set up such a travel agency when she comes back next time.At that time, if those rich people are really bewitched by her to rob the tomb, they don't know what will happen!
"Joke, joke..." Leng Yang smiled, turned to Gu Tianlan and asked, "Sister-in-law, have you made up your mind? Do you want to go together tomorrow?"
Gu Tianlan shook her head: "I have to go to work tomorrow, next time!"
Don't say I haven't been to work for a long time, the holiday has passed, and although I took a make-up leave later, since I'm back, I should have reported it earlier.Besides, even if she doesn't go to work, how could she take such a risk given that her body, which has just had a miscarriage, needs to be taken care of?
"Oh, what a pity!" Leng Yang pretended to sigh.
When she invited Gu Tianlan, she never planned that Leng Yan would agree. When she was in Leng's CEO's office, she found that her brother cared about Gu Tianlan very much. How could she allow her to do such dangerous things with her? !
However, it's rare to see brother care about people, it's fun!
She looked at the little milk bag in the corner again: "Little Baozi, do you want to come together? Auntie, I'll take you!"
"No!" Xiao Naibao didn't think twice.This witch smiled so sinisterly, if she was in danger, she would be the first to throw herself out.
"Xiao Yang, when are you going to stop?" Leng Yan asked.For things like tomb robbery, technology and skill are of course important, but luck is also indispensable. No one is lucky for a lifetime.
"I don't know." Leng Yang answered honestly, "So far, there is no other interest to replace the tomb."
"No boyfriend yet?" Leng Yan frowned.His younger sister is two years younger than him. Many girls of this age are already married and have children!He reckoned that when she fell in love, she would be more interested in the living than in the tombs of the dead!
"Brother, have you ever heard a saying? Finding a boyfriend is worse than raising a dog!" It's not that she has never been in love, but she has never been interested in men for more than 3 months!Those men are getting more and more boring, far inferior to the tomb of the dead!
"Well, you are indeed a little better!" Leng Yan nodded in agreement.However, for the sake of his sister's lifelong event, he still added, "There are also many excellent men."
"En, yes." Leng Yang looked like a teachable child. "I will take good care of it and promise to bring you a brother-in-law back next year!"
"How many years have you been saying this?" As for Leng Yang's guarantee, he has always ignored it.
"Next year, I promise, definitely! Even if it's a blind date, even if you just pick one up on the street, you will definitely bring one back!" Leng Yang promised again.
"What if you didn't bring it back?" He asked casually.
Leng Yang became cruel, and swore: "If you don't bring it back, you will punish me to grow a little dick!"
"Puchi!" Gu Tianlan couldn't help laughing first, and Leng Yan next to him also pursed his lips. Probably only Leng Yang could say such words!
The little milk bag is very puzzling, little ****, isn't it only for boys?This demon girl is obviously a woman, how could she grow up to be small?The little milk bag thought about it for a long time, until everyone had forgotten about it, and then he slowly asked this question: "Mommy, do girls also have dicks?" He was excited.
Every child is a curious baby, Gu Tianlan has always answered every question about the milk bag, even if she doesn't know it, she will definitely accompany him to find the answer, and this time is no exception.
"Theoretically speaking, girls won't grow small pussies." Gu Tianlan said, "However, there are exceptions to everything. Whether this exception will happen to my aunt, we will know next year."
"Oh, 21, I understand!" Xiao Naibao suddenly realized, "Then next year we are going to demon... no, it's aunt, should we take off aunt's pants for inspection?".
"My aunt is a girl, and Chao Chao is a boy. Boys can't just look at girls' pp! When the time comes, mom will just check and tell you."
"It's a pity, I can't even see such a strange thing!" The little milk bag was extremely regretful, and then murmured softly, "If a girl grows a little dick, she will really be a monster!"
In Gu Tianlan's world, tomb robbers are almost mythical existences. In the past, she only thought that she could see them in novels and occasional news, but she never expected that the younger sister of the man next to her, her future sister-in-law, was actually a tomb robber. By.
"Have you ever encountered anything dangerous?" Gu Tianlan turned her head and asked with great interest, "For example, the big rice dumpling? In your circle, don't you call that the big rice dumpling?" (Zongzi is a sentence in the grave robber A code word circulated in Chinese. Generally speaking, zongzi refers to ordinary dead bodies in the tomb, and big zongzi refers to zombies.)
Gu Tianlan and Leng Yang were chatting happily, and they didn't notice at all that poor Leng Shao had black lines on his face in the driver's seat... Just after the proposal, and before he could enjoy the sweetness, the bride was attracted away by the tomb of the dead!
However, it's rare to come across something that Gu Tianlan is interested in, so it's good to let them chat more.A good sister-in-law relationship is conducive to the creation of a harmonious family.
Ever since, young master Leng is not happy but not happy, pampering is still necessary.
"Of course I did! Sister-in-law, let me tell you, some corpses will really turn into zombies! Especially in places with bad mountains and rivers, zombies are also very fierce! We once met a red-haired Zombies, a few of us couldn’t beat them at all, and we blew them up with 60 explosives! That day, the whole mountain was almost blown up by us!” Leng Yang’s side job is usually to communicate with a few partners who are also tomb robbers , others dare not say at all.
Leng Yan has always opposed her hobby, and every time he mentions it, he asks her to find a new hobby.As time goes by, Leng Yang doesn't tell Leng Yan much about this matter, even if he encounters happy or dangerous things, he can only secretly enjoy himself alone.
After finally finding someone from her own family and being curious about tomb robbing, she really wanted to develop an apprentice on the spot.
The little milk bag next to him was trembling with fright when he heard the zombies, and was trembling in the corner by the window in the back row, looking at Leng Yang nervously and frightenedly with his eyes.
Woohoo, he is most afraid of watching ghost movies, the zombies on TV are so scary...
No, this witch is even more frightening. She even used 60 explosives to blow up zombies... Woohoo, he yelled at each witch just now, is this witch really angry... Woohoo, it's not right for me to do this... Wan What if this demon girl gets ruthless and blows herself up with a bomb in the future?
Woohoo, he is so reluctant to part with mommy and two daddies!
Xiao Naibao learned from the painful experience and decided to curry favor with this witch in the future!
Leng Yang saw the little milk bag trembling from the corner of his eye, and thought it was fun.
Hmph, this little guy is clearly afraid of zombies!In this case, she won't be pinched and rolled around in the future!Looking at his chubby little face, she thought of the feeling when she pinched him just now, it's so good!
"Then you have to pay attention to safety in the future!" Gu Tianlan was surprised when he heard that there were real zombies, and hurriedly reminded.
"Don't be afraid, our team is all professional." Leng Yang's tone was full of pride. Their team consisted of 5 people, from a few fledgling thieves to the present (ahem, they can be considered big thieves), except Occasionally injured, no one died, relying on unity.
"Sister-in-law, I'm going to Egypt tomorrow. The goal is a pyramid. Let me tell you, the Egyptian Pharaoh's funeral is very rich! We made a lot of money last time! I still have a few treasures at home, because they are so expensive, I haven't been able to sell them. Bring it back for you to see next time!"
"En, good!" Gu Tianlan smiled.
Leng Yang thought for a while, and continued: "This is the second time we have entered the pyramid, so there should be no danger. Sister-in-law, since you are interested in tomb robbery, as the saying goes, it is better to hit the sun than to choose the day, so you can go with me tomorrow!" "
While Leng Yang was talking, Yu Guang paid close attention to Leng Yan.really--
"No!" Before Gu Tianlan could answer, Leng Yan had already refused.
He was always opposed to Leng Yang's tomb robbery business, and he indulged her for so long because of Tianlan's interest, this little girl wants to abduct his own wife and go to the tomb robbery now!
Grave robbery!Thanks to her thinking it out? !Can Tianlan compare with her? !
Back then, when he founded "black", Leng Yang practiced with those killers every day, and his skills were extraordinary.And Tian Lan was born as an obedient girl, not to mention murder and arson, she probably wouldn't even dare to kill a chicken!How could it be possible to go to the tomb and kill zombies!
"Ouch, brother!" Leng Yang dragged his voice, "You are old-fashioned! Tomb robbery is a high-tech technical job! Challenge yourself, challenge life, challenge goals, challenge pursuit, and you can also create unlimited Wealth! In the past few years, the money I have earned from robbing tombs is much better than being a lawyer! I took my sister-in-law to rob the tomb, and that is also generating income for you and my sister-in-law’s small family!"
"I don't need her to generate income! Do you think your brother can't afford to support his wife?" Leng Yan said coldly.Even if his Leng Yan's wife had to work, it was purely to pass the time. How could she be reduced to needing a woman to generate income? !
"Slip of the tongue! I'm sorry." Leng Yang smiled, "I mean, life lies in sports, brother, you can make money like this, sister-in-law must be pampered, and you should go out to exercise occasionally, and broaden your horizons by the way. And the way to broaden your horizons It is divided into horizontal and vertical. Brother, you will definitely take your sister-in-law to travel around the world. This is horizontal, and our tomb robbers are vertical, with time as the axis. Brother, you have never experienced it. Really, that is simply It is a great legacy of mankind, brilliant and brilliant!"
Speaking of this, Leng Yang had a flash of inspiration: "Wow, brother, I thought of another way to get rich. I'm going to open an underground tomb-robbing travel agency, which specializes in receiving rich people like you, and organizes family tomb-robbing three-day tours... "
"Xiao Yang!" Leng Yan interrupted sharply.His younger sister, who always thinks of what to do, might really set up such a travel agency when she comes back next time.At that time, if those rich people are really bewitched by her to rob the tomb, they don't know what will happen!
"Joke, joke..." Leng Yang smiled, turned to Gu Tianlan and asked, "Sister-in-law, have you made up your mind? Do you want to go together tomorrow?"
Gu Tianlan shook her head: "I have to go to work tomorrow, next time!"
Don't say I haven't been to work for a long time, the holiday has passed, and although I took a make-up leave later, since I'm back, I should have reported it earlier.Besides, even if she doesn't go to work, how could she take such a risk given that her body, which has just had a miscarriage, needs to be taken care of?
"Oh, what a pity!" Leng Yang pretended to sigh.
When she invited Gu Tianlan, she never planned that Leng Yan would agree. When she was in Leng's CEO's office, she found that her brother cared about Gu Tianlan very much. How could she allow her to do such dangerous things with her? !
However, it's rare to see brother care about people, it's fun!
She looked at the little milk bag in the corner again: "Little Baozi, do you want to come together? Auntie, I'll take you!"
"No!" Xiao Naibao didn't think twice.This witch smiled so sinisterly, if she was in danger, she would be the first to throw herself out.
"Xiao Yang, when are you going to stop?" Leng Yan asked.For things like tomb robbery, technology and skill are of course important, but luck is also indispensable. No one is lucky for a lifetime.
"I don't know." Leng Yang answered honestly, "So far, there is no other interest to replace the tomb."
"No boyfriend yet?" Leng Yan frowned.His younger sister is two years younger than him. Many girls of this age are already married and have children!He reckoned that when she fell in love, she would be more interested in the living than in the tombs of the dead!
"Brother, have you ever heard a saying? Finding a boyfriend is worse than raising a dog!" It's not that she has never been in love, but she has never been interested in men for more than 3 months!Those men are getting more and more boring, far inferior to the tomb of the dead!
"Well, you are indeed a little better!" Leng Yan nodded in agreement.However, for the sake of his sister's lifelong event, he still added, "There are also many excellent men."
"En, yes." Leng Yang looked like a teachable child. "I will take good care of it and promise to bring you a brother-in-law back next year!"
"How many years have you been saying this?" As for Leng Yang's guarantee, he has always ignored it.
"Next year, I promise, definitely! Even if it's a blind date, even if you just pick one up on the street, you will definitely bring one back!" Leng Yang promised again.
"What if you didn't bring it back?" He asked casually.
Leng Yang became cruel, and swore: "If you don't bring it back, you will punish me to grow a little dick!"
"Puchi!" Gu Tianlan couldn't help laughing first, and Leng Yan next to him also pursed his lips. Probably only Leng Yang could say such words!
The little milk bag is very puzzling, little ****, isn't it only for boys?This demon girl is obviously a woman, how could she grow up to be small?The little milk bag thought about it for a long time, until everyone had forgotten about it, and then he slowly asked this question: "Mommy, do girls also have dicks?" He was excited.
Every child is a curious baby, Gu Tianlan has always answered every question about the milk bag, even if she doesn't know it, she will definitely accompany him to find the answer, and this time is no exception.
"Theoretically speaking, girls won't grow small pussies." Gu Tianlan said, "However, there are exceptions to everything. Whether this exception will happen to my aunt, we will know next year."
"Oh, 21, I understand!" Xiao Naibao suddenly realized, "Then next year we are going to demon... no, it's aunt, should we take off aunt's pants for inspection?".
"My aunt is a girl, and Chao Chao is a boy. Boys can't just look at girls' pp! When the time comes, mom will just check and tell you."
"It's a pity, I can't even see such a strange thing!" The little milk bag was extremely regretful, and then murmured softly, "If a girl grows a little dick, she will really be a monster!"
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