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"Brother, you are not good, you actually have a bad heart for your sister." Ah Qing stretched out a green finger, tapped Li Ye's forehead, and said angrily.

In this way, Ah Qing really looks like a good sister, while Li Ye looks like an evil brother.

Li Ye burst into tears: "It's not my biological sister..."

"Oh~ you admit it, you are my younger brother." Ah Qing pinched Li Ye's face, with a look of triumph, and said with a smile: "Brother, you have to listen to my sister in the future, I will let you go south, you Don't look at the north, I will let you kill pigs, you are absolutely not allowed to herd cattle..."

"What and what? Is this still my younger brother?" Li Ye felt a sense of crisis in his heart: "Why does it look like a prostitution contract? My small body can't stand the training!"

In the end, Ah Qing raised her head, with a calm expression on her face: "In short, as a younger brother, you must always remember your sister's teachings in your heart, and establish the concept that your sister is the greatest."

"Dugu's...is bigger than you." Li Ye glanced at Dugu's breasts, then at Ah Qing's small breasts, and hit him unceremoniously.

There was a murderous look in Ah Qing's eyes, her pretty face was gloomy, and she stared at him: "Brother, what are you talking about? Even though he is a younger brother, if he doesn't listen to his elder sister, he will still be punished—one hundred spankings. "

"..." Li Ye wants to cry but has no tears, what is this called?I am a big man, and I was spanked by a young girl. If it gets out, my reputation will be ruined in one day.

Obviously, Ah Qing is not as simple as talking about it. She grasped the thumbs of Li Ye's two hands together with one small hand like lightning, and the other small hand circled behind Li Ye's back. Li Ye's... ass.

"Sister, in my eyes, you are the biggest!" Li Ye shouted.

Ah Qing smiled in satisfaction, and pinched Li Ye's face again: "That's right, my sister will love you very much. You know, my sister is like a flower, and everyone loves her. With a sister like me, You are equivalent to the proud son of heaven chosen by heaven..."

"Are you complimenting me, or yourself?" Li Ye could only chuckle.

"... If someone bullies you, just report your sister's name. I will beat him to death with my own hands, and then let you make up for the last kick." Ah Qing talked for a long time, and it seemed that his mouth was dry, so he stopped. Come down, take a spoonful of soup and drink it to moisten your throat.

She scooped up another spoonful of soup and brought it to Li Ye's mouth. Li Ye could only open his mouth and drink it obediently.Ah Qing's face was gentle; "Did you see how much my sister cares about you? I will share with you all the delicious and delicious food."

"Ho ho..." Li Ye continued to laugh dryly.

It's too nonsense, this is the so-called sharing with me?The soup you are scooping up for me is originally made from my beast meat.Besides, you snatched this pot of meat from Ren Jian - you really can't feel any sincerity.

Ah Qing was smiling, her beautiful eyes looked at Li Ye casually: "Brother, you seem to be very reluctant, did sister do something wrong?"

"No!" Li Ye shouted immediately.

He threw himself into Ah Qing's arms, rubbed his face against the girl's small chest, and said vaguely: "My sister is the biggest, softest, most beautiful, and most..."

Finally, Li Ye sang affectionately: "My sister is only in my dream, and my younger brother has not been close for many years, but no matter what, I can't change my love for my sister. Although I am not my biological sister, I still only have my sister in my heart. My soul has long been I have already branded my sister's appearance, sister ~ sister, sister ~ sister, I have a lot of weight in my heart! No matter when, no matter where, there is only you in my heart..."

"Haha..." Ah Qing laughed happily, stroked Li Ye's hair, and said with a smile: "I like this song, I have to sing it a hundred times a day~"

"..." Li Ye's face became stiff all of a sudden, he looked up at the sky and burst into tears: "Every day... a hundred times a hundred times~"

Ren Jian stepped forward at this time, looking at Li Ye with a shy face: "Brother, I think you and I are of the same path, why not join hands to create a great cause, and let this great river and mountains rippling because of us~"

"Cut, it's up to you?" Li Ye said contemptuously.

"Your distant ancestor was a pig. In our hometown, the favorite food is pork." Ah Qing's eyes fell on Ren Jian, with a playful look on his face.

"Girl Aqing, I am human after all, and meat is not tasty." Ren Jian shrank his neck, and then summoned up his courage and said, "I am willing to follow you and pledge my allegiance to the death for you."

"Damn, I said bitch, have you watched the Three Kingdoms too much?" Li Ye complained.

Ah Qing was unmoved, and her eyes became brighter: "After being baptized by the distant ancestors, your blood has been awakened. The meat on your body is no different from pork. It is probably more tender than domestic pigs."

"..." Ren Jian wanted to cry.

Dare to love this eldest sister, she still misses the flesh on her body.

Li Ye was very puzzled and didn't understand what Ah Qing meant.

"People cannibalize people!" Ah Qing explained, with inexplicable eyes: "It's nothing strange, this is the cruel side of the Zhenwu world."

Next, Li Ye learned a lot about the basic knowledge of the Zhenwu world.

Actually, what Ah Qing said was not bad.

After receiving the baptism of the distant ancestors, the meat on Ren Jian's body is indeed no different from pork - in the real martial arts world, powerful human races will hunt and kill weak human races and eat their meat.

Ren Jian's distant ancestor was a wild boar, which belonged to a relatively weak human race in Yuezhou of the Shenlong Continent—not even a wild boar Martial Ancestor.

Therefore, although Ren Jian is a person, it is actually very dangerous.

In the real martial arts world, it is not surprising that people eat people.Because the human beings in the Zhenwu world have tens of thousands of distant ancestors, and there are also tens of millions of races—people who are not my race, their hearts must be different.

For example, Li Ye, Dugu Meizi, and Ah Qing, whose distant ancestors are ancient apes.

As for Renjian, its distant ancestor is the wild boar.

In the entire Yuezhou, the difference between the two is that in the history of the ancient ape-human race, there have been strong men of the Martial Ancestor level, but in the history of the wild boar race, there has been no such thing.This is a dividing line to distinguish the level of the ethnic group - the level of the ancient ape-human race is higher than that of the wild boar-human race.

In Yuezhou, there are not a few human races like the wild boar race that have never had a martial ancestor level powerhouse in history.These human races are the food of powerful human races—such as saber-toothed tiger races, lion races, and so on.

Of course, this is only Yuezhou. The entire Shenlong Continent is vast and boundless. There are more than a thousand states. Yuezhou is just an inconspicuous small place-in the rest of the states, the status of the wild boar tribe may be different.It is said that there is a state where the wild boar tribe is the only overlord tribe in that area.

Ah Qing became a little impatient, and waved her hand: "I want my girl to tell you a few times, so get out of here."

"That, that, can you give me back my stove and pot?" Ren Jian wept.He actually saw Ah Qing's bottom line, he was not a person who killed innocent people indiscriminately.

"You stole my meat, so the stove and pot belong to my sister." Li Ye spoke eloquently.

Ren Jian's baby face was about to turn into a bitter face: "Brother, I really didn't mean it. If we want to become stronger, we wild boars must eat good food. I promise to give you a piece of blood monster meat in the future. I just hope that the stove and pot can be returned to me. This stove and pot, which I finally dug up in the Holy Land, is a level [-] cooking utensil, which can boil down any fierce beast under the eighteenth heaven. the meat of the beast."

He looked at Li Ye eagerly: "Brother, this thing is my lifeblood. If you take it, it won't work."

Ah Qing rolled her eyes, waved her hand and said, "Okay, okay, you are called a bitch, from now on, you will be my brother's servant, with this girl around, no one will dare to touch you."

"..." Ren Jian was stunned for a moment, and then he was overjoyed: "Thank you, Miss Ah Qing, you are really blessed to take me in."

"Uh, the blessings will be exempted. You are now under the jurisdiction of my younger brother, and you are also the chief cook, responsible for our meals and some chores."

Ah Qing casually ordered, but she was very happy in her heart: "The eighteenth-level cooking treasure can kill the beasts of the eighteenth heaven, which is rarer and more precious than the eighteenth-level weapons. After mastering this Bitch, it is equivalent to mastering this eighteenth-level cooking treasure and how to use it, it seems that the days to come will be blessed."

Thinking in her heart, Ah Qing's saliva flowed down...

"Sister, what's wrong with you, the saliva is all over my face." Li Ye's forehead was sweating, and he already understood the real purpose of this sister.

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