god level spoof

() A day at school passed quickly, during which time, except for Ye Zi, the conscientious class monitor, who came to chatter to Li Ye and Cao Jian, no one else came to talk to them.

This is not to say that the popularity of the two is so bad, but because the final exam is approaching, and all the students, no matter the kind of excellent ones or the ones who are just trying to make ends meet, want to get a little bit of a good result.

As for Ye Zi, let's not mention it, her grades have been stable - No.1 in the whole grade.There is no way, because class (3) is the best class in the first year of high school, and Ye Zi, as the class leader, naturally became the class by virtue of her grades.

Naturally, the grades of the two who were taken care of by Ye Zi were not much different. After all, the two of them didn't hate studying to the extent.

Li Ye naturally said goodbye to Cao Jian after school, but there are two great gods at home.

As usual, Li Ye would go out to play tricks, let's forget about it today, but there are more important things than this for the time being.

Hurriedly rushing home all the way, Li Ye rushed up to the second floor without saying a word.

After opening his room, the scene in front of him made Li Ye extremely speechless:

On the floor in front of the window, two people sitting opposite each other were foaming at their mouths - there was no doubt that these two guys were Ximen Chuuxue and Dugu Qiubai.

"No, could it be that these two guys were enemies in the previous life? We have to fight to the death."

Li Ye cursed in his heart, and covered his eyes with his hands, as if he couldn't bear to see two mythical heroes in martial arts die in front of him.

It's just that the situation is more terrifying than Li Ye imagined, and Ximen Chuuxue's voice came: "I have already pinched your veins, you are dead!"

"Hey, I've already pinched your pulse door."

Dugu Qiubai's slightly crazy voice made Li Ye's egg ache when he heard it.

Li Ye looked up and found that Ximen Chuuxue's hands were crossed with Dugu Qiubai's. His right hand grabbed Dugu Qiubai's left wrist, and Dugu Qiubai's right hand grabbed Ximen Chuuxue's left wrist. parts.

It seems that this is good, none of you will suffer.Li Ye pondered in his heart, seeing the two of them desperately pressing each other's veins one by one, he came to the worst conclusion - they died together.

After this thought came to Li Ye's mind, even he felt a little funny: the majestic sword god and sword demon, the pinnacle figures in the world of Jin Lao and the pinnacle of the ancient martial arts world, are they going to die like this?

Does it really confirm an old saying - Wenwu is the first, Wuwu is the second.

That's right, after all, one is a lonely sword demon who only wants one defeat, while Ling is a sword god who will kill if he makes a move.When two people meet, it's naturally like a tit for tat confrontation, if they don't fight, it's abnormal.

"I can understand, I can understand, but..." Li Ye took a deep breath, squeezed his fists, and then roared: "...you all stop me!"

At this moment, Li Ye's level of awesomeness is absolutely unprecedented. Facing two mythical characters in the world of martial arts, he actually called himself 'Lao Tzu'. If he said it, anyone would ask: Are you looking for death?

The fact seems to be true, Ximen Chuuxue and Dugu Qiubai looked at Li Ye at the same time - this is the first time that the two have reacted to Li Ye, but they don't know what it means - whether the two will be because of Li Ye's offense, and killed him?

Li Ye's face remained the same, and he continued: "You can decide the winner, but why rush for a while? You only have one life, and you can never come back after you die. Besides, the future is long. You didn’t decide the winner this time, so you can continue next time. Tell me, is this the reason?”

……

Silence, wordless silence lasted for several minutes, finally, Ximen Chuuxue and Dugu Qiubai looked at each other again, nodded and said in unison: "It makes sense..."

"call--"

Li Ye breathed a sigh of relief, it seemed that what he said was very effective, and the two seemed to be thinking about it.

In just a few minutes, Li Ye seemed to have passed a few years. The eyes of Ximen Chuuxue and Dugu Qiubai made him unpredictable, like a deep pool...

Wiping the sweat from his forehead, Li Ye smiled and said, "Then you all get up quickly, the three of us have a good drink, and we will be friends from now on."

"You let go of my pulse gate first." Dugu Qiubai said.

Ximen Chuuxue asked back: "Then why didn't you let go of my pulse gate first?"

"It was you who grabbed my pulse door first, and now of course you are the first to release it."

"Who said that I grabbed your pulse door first, it was you..."

……

"Hey~ You are dead, I will never let go this time."

"Hmph, just kidding, do you think I will let go, you are dead."

Seeing the two fighting again, Li Ye felt a deep sense of powerlessness. The words he said just now probably fell on deaf ears.

After Li Ye realized that no matter what he said, it was useless, he felt annoyed.

In his opinion, no matter how Dugu Qiubai and Ximen Chuixue are, they are also mythical characters. In front of a "jianghu boy" like himself, they should have a superior demeanor, and a generation of masters must have compassion for the common people. Yes—but in fact, what the two of them did shocked Li Ye greatly.

He said at least a hundred words to the two of them, but so far, the two of them have only exchanged glances...

The more he thought about it, the more annoyed Li Ye became. Although the two guys in front of him are very strong, they can't completely ignore my existence—in any case, my territory... I'm in charge!

That's what he said, but Li Ye really couldn't think of a way for the time being. The two sat on the floor. If he provoked him, he probably didn't know how he would die.What's more, the two of them didn't listen when they talked by themselves.

Li Ye found that he had no way to deal with the two guys. These two guys were definitely more troublesome than Huoyun Cthulhu...

No matter how much Li Ye predicted, he never expected this kind of thing to happen. It turns out that the real master is the real troublemaker!

Moreover, two such troublesome and difficult masters came at once, it seems that it really makes me feel better.

I'll fuck you, grass mud horse!Living in such an environment, I guess I will grow old as a teenager!

Just when Li Ye was cursing and complaining in his heart, the situation changed again:

Originally, the two were foaming at each other and their faces turned blue, and they were still pressing each other's veins, but they suddenly released each other's veins at the same time, with an unconcealable joy in their faces.

Li Ye glanced at the two of them strangely. How could it seem that these two guys are very happy?

Could it be...they have decided the winner?

Apart from this reason, Li Ye really couldn't think of any other possibility.

Ximen Chuuxue finally spoke: "I finally understand, so you are...a woman!"

Dugu Qiubai smiled: "Then, I also know that you...don't like women!"

After hearing what the two said, Li Ye was suddenly dumbfounded. This is a strange situation. Could it be that the two have changed from fighting to scolding?There is no telling the winner in terms of combat power, so now start playing tricks on words?

But listening to their tone, it doesn't seem like they are playing lip service! (Brothers and sisters, please collect and recommend~)